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[–]ashleecakesFDS Newbie265 points266 points267 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
No fuck that, they’ll ask you to be their gf, get the blowjob then bounce.
[–]Deadgirl1888FDS Newbie107 points108 points109 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For real... not like they have any problem lying to get what they want.
[–]even_thrillerFDS Apprentice36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeeep. You said it.
[–]prettyexcitingnewsFDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is too real
[–]PaciencaYFeFDS Newbie50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I used to say not until it's Facebook official. They can't take it back on Facebook 😂😂😂
[–]Angrboda229FDS Newbie34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol there's a way around that too. Guys will just post it as private or to specific people to fool you. I'd tell him on our 65th anniversary 🤣🤣
[–]PaciencaYFeFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah they've always backed straight off in my personal experience.
[–]-ajajajFDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I told a guy I only want to have sex with boyfriends. Then the next time we met he asked if I want him to be my boyfriend. I stopped meeting him after that.
[–]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣🤣
‘Hello I am whatever you want me to be to get my PP stroked’
[–]cannedboelynFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow
[–]ConnieCapybaraFDS Newbie34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I have a rule for this!
I'll give you your blowjob, only after I've been eaten out on 3 separate occasions.
They stfu real quick and stop asking when they see I'm firm with this rule.
[–]Nicolo_UltraFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Honestly I get oral every time I have sex and that is a dead firm standard for me. It works wonders at weeding out the losers. I'm happy to pleasure them, but ladies first.
[–]sushiwalrusFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same. I’ve never had to ask for it either except once. All my past men have gone down on me without prompting . The majority didn’t even expect a blowjob in return I would just opt to do it at times to be nice. The one that didn’t immediately do it I complained and he did it but I still kicked him out 😅 I say this as someone who actually likes giving them too. Never do it first or every time.
[–]Hot-apricotFDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Replace boyfriends with husbands.
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[–]smokeandfirefliesFDS Newbie58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This, Jesus.
[–]mypepsipussyFDS Newbie61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t get it either. I think honestly the standard for men is in such a state, women are giving it away too easily. Sheesh, I mean have causal sex if it’s worthwhile for you but I only ever hear about how much shit sex my friends are having. But worst of all, how they aren’t getting the relationships and marriages they deeply wish for. You know, and kids and a family. And guys are getting exactly what they want, sex with no commitment.
It’s very pickmeisha, thank fuck I found this subreddit because I thought I was the only one thinking this among the “sex positive feminist” pick me’s.
Please let’s collectively try and raise the bar.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly this! I don't get why so many women still do sex out of relationships. I mean, it's hard to find a normal boyfriend, for sure, but don't put yourself down like that..
[–]sushiwalrusFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m assuming this is about fwb not one night stand randoms, but still. Fwb most of the time benefits men more than it does women unless there are very specific rules in place.
[–][deleted] 89 points90 points91 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I actually did say that recently and he said “put me on the list.” He has a gf already. Men continue to be the worst.
[–]thesleeplesssFDS Newbie61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah they might ask you to be their gf and it's not even on the table for boyfriends for me lol.
[–][deleted] 40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I have done this.
[–]vowelsareimportantFDS Apprentice26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me too. It works.
[–]PengtingcalledmeFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What happened?
[–][deleted] 51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Basically nothing other than him never asking again.
I had never even kissed anyone before him so I just re explained that I wasn't interested in doing anything sexual outside of a serious and loving relationship.
He then tried to convince me by telling me that girls have told him that his jizz tastes better. I laughed at him, without meaning to.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
🤮
[–]Seasmoke_LVFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He then tried to convince me by telling me that girls have told him that his jizz tastes better.
Piggy Paul™ will always try to teach you what you really want as a woman by bringing his imaginary girlfriends' imaginary experiences as examples.
All lies.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My thought process was this "lol ok she lied to make you feel special" and then " can't believe you believed her" and then "oh wait that never happened."
But I laughed because I just imagined a girl being like "you cum tastes sooo much better than other guys 🥰😍" and like how that's such a male fantasy. I could see a girl saying that though to try and make a guy feel good about himself.
[–]Pleasant-ComplaintFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or just... don't give blow jobs at all? Lol. After I explained to my partner how much of a chore it is (trying not to gag, etc. etc.), he doesn't want them from me. Because, you know, he understands I'm not a pornstar, but an actual human being. It is mindblowing to me how many women go along with something that makes them uncomfortable. It only proves how much we have been gaslit as a gender.
[–][deleted] 35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What the shit is this? Just fucking refuse to do it, ever.
[–]Throwaways355FDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pick-mes giving blowjobs to random unwanted man that’s what this is.
[–]Radiant_SuccessFDS Newbie96 points97 points98 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
People are giving blow jobs to random men? This advice is below basic.
Mastery level=Save it til marriage, and even then, only on special occasions (or after he buys you the house, car, jewelry, furniture, etc that you want).
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist90 points91 points92 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had an ex who would regularly get me off and didn't care whether he did or not. He got more blowjobs from me than any other ex I've had. And he never asked once.
[–]Kindly_CupcakeFDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every time I search up the reddit for my city's page (I'll never join. It fills my feed with a bunch of bullshit) a sub pops up called something like "random acts of blowjobs." I cannot imagine ever hating myself enough to put my body, mind and heart at risk like that, and I'm heartbroken for my sisters that do. If there was ever an argument for available, affordable mental health help in this country. .
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They do. A stupid pickmeshia bragged to me that she gave a rando a blowjob at a party once. I was rather shocked by her pride. Total brainwash. I asked her if he pleasured her back, already knowing the answer. Mind you, I only asked to drive home that she serviced a stranger and didn't get anything out of it. I mean, why do any of this with a stranger?
Anyway, I asked if he reciprocated just to counter her clueless cool girl pride, and she went quiet.
Then I said, "Oh. Hmm." Silence.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep.
[–]azngirl7689At-Risk Pick Me Youth23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WoW wHy woUld U dEAdbedRoOm youR huSbAnd?? -LVM probably
[–]Seasmoke_LVFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂
What a boss.
[–]FodderFigureIllushunFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How about just "No"?
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[–]prettyexcitingnewsFDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]-ajajajFDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]ConnieCapybaraFDS Newbie34 points35 points36 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Nicolo_UltraFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]sushiwalrusFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Hot-apricotFDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]smokeandfirefliesFDS Newbie58 points59 points60 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]mypepsipussyFDS Newbie61 points62 points63 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]thesleeplesssFDS Newbie61 points62 points63 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]vowelsareimportantFDS Apprentice26 points27 points28 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]PengtingcalledmeFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Pleasant-ComplaintFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Throwaways355FDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Radiant_SuccessFDS Newbie96 points97 points98 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist90 points91 points92 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Kindly_CupcakeFDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice26 points27 points28 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]azngirl7689At-Risk Pick Me Youth23 points24 points25 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Seasmoke_LVFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FodderFigureIllushunFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link