Zero percent surprised he's still single

thatslikemy4thaccunt · 2020-09-30T11:15:56+00:00

Having preferences is fine, but if it's that important to him that it's what he picked as his answer instead of bambilion other things that normal people care about, he should just stick to his hand. I'm curious if he shaves it too.

sadlibrarian · 2020-09-30T10:51:01+00:00

Yeah Tom well I get along best with men whose hairline isn't back in the 1990s

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2020-09-30T10:57:28+00:00

He looks like a pelican

Kalypso989 · 2020-09-30T12:09:17+00:00

He looks like a discount Luke Wilson. With a shittier attitude and worse looks.

ReadilyScholarly · 2020-09-30T12:36:02+00:00

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petit_rouge · 2020-09-30T12:41:01+00:00

This is the kind of man that won’t have sex with you if you forget to shave one day.

Hard pass.

ReadilyScholarly · 2020-09-30T14:29:49+00:00

"Biggest surprise is that I'm still single"

Okay, Tom, nice flex. I'm pretty sure no one ever said that except your beer buddy at the bar. That doesn't count. 🤣

Bombs_ · 2020-09-30T12:21:58+00:00

That damn smile... 😂

voodo2020 · 2020-09-30T10:10:26+00:00

I’m not surprised either anymore

taele1996 · 2020-09-30T12:47:08+00:00

What is up with his nose though?

rideoffalone · 2020-10-01T08:16:52+00:00

Meanwhile his nose has its own zip code and his crow's feet look like they were chiseled into his face.

feminologie_ · 2020-09-30T15:39:47+00:00

Meadow97 · 2020-09-30T17:09:36+00:00

Ew. He looks like the yellow larva cartoon character.

FreedomFighter_1 · 2020-09-30T17:32:11+00:00

Ugly_Swan · 2020-09-30T14:43:48+00:00

Sigh.....why do guys have to ruin their chances with their personalities?

I actually think he's cute - but not with that attitude.

Ellyelsa17 · 2020-09-30T15:27:01+00:00

Personality to match the face = really ugly

GoldandGlowing · 2020-09-30T17:05:46+00:00

He looks like a bird.

NaurathDominionSpy · 2020-09-30T21:15:54+00:00

What does that even mean: “Mostly your own teeth”? I’m genuinely confused

soundsandsites · 2020-10-01T01:15:25+00:00

🤮🤮🤮🤮

youdipthong · 2020-10-01T04:38:55+00:00

Tom seems like a real catch 🙄

poetfrog · 2020-09-30T10:16:16+00:00

He was cute until I read his bio 🤦🏻‍♀️

newuser20202020 · 2020-09-30T11:29:42+00:00

Please no screen shots of faces.

Title	Zero percent surprised he's still single
Author	Lemon_bars_addiction
Upvotes	119
Comments	36
Date	September 30, 2020 10:07 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/j2jeb0/zero_percent_surprised_hes_still_single/
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