So yesterday I'm doing my weekly grocery shop, which I do late in the evening so that there are no queues etc. Anyway, I go to the till and this late forties cashier (hit the wall pretty hard by the looks of it) starts chatting and being flirty. She asks whether "all" this food is for me or for my family. I say "no this is just for me". Then she says, "what, you cook all this food for yourself?".

I suppress a fucking laugh and as cool as I can muster, say yep, I cook all this food for my self and I buy exactly what I want. I get the beer I like, the wine I like, the steak I like - all for me. Then comes the kicker - she actually said these words: "well isn't that a little selfish?"

I wish I could have come back with something ultra cool and James Bondesque, but I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Basically she was pissed that I was single and clearly fucking loving it. In that moment she realised that she (and by extension all womyn) had nothing to offer me. Anyway I just smiled and said that I didn't think it was selfish at all.

It was just one of those moments where you can clearly see the thought process going on in this woman's mind. She couldn't handle the idea that this guy standing in front of her wasn't on the plantation - giving his energy, time and effort to support some woman. I couldn't fucking believe it.

Remember brothers - AWALT.

Ciao.