SIMP Life in a Nutshell

GrandYam_HomeRun · 2019-06-21T00:55:16+00:00

Sometimes these memes hit too close to home. I can't overemphasize how little they care about what you've done or how you feel. This is what living with a solipsistic being is like. If what you're doing is out of sight, out of mind, it's as if it never happened at all.

qantuum · 2019-06-21T06:30:41+00:00

no one should work 12hrs/day

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2019-06-21T00:10:27+00:00

That’s what she is thinking. The reality is that she wants you to read her mind and do all those things.

oirectine00 · 2019-06-21T03:07:40+00:00

"I know you're exhausted but I am going to ask you to do this anyway because I don't actually care about you."

Silent-Viewer · 2019-06-21T04:53:06+00:00

You can see it in a mans eyes when he is turned into a work horse. Dead inside, nothing there, no escape and he knows it. She has him by the wallet and kids. Government pointing a gun at his head. GYOW

BrizzLatency · 2019-06-21T00:07:20+00:00

Fuckin sad man

SM500 · 2019-06-21T04:48:27+00:00

“I know you dont wanna talk but why?” - I just laughed

[deleted] · 2019-06-21T01:53:45+00:00

Fuck Alat noise bro lol nope.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-06-21T02:30:16+00:00

I really don’t miss this aspect of a relationshit. I get to come home to peace and quiet.

fat_lesbians_lul · 2019-06-21T04:18:47+00:00

and you can sincerely go fuck yourself

you had all day to go grocery shopping but your bitch ass had to was wedding queen on vox all day

[deleted] · 2019-06-21T05:58:00+00:00

Its only about what you can do for them in the moment not what you have done in the past or will do in the future. So fools do all they can to make the wife happy thinking it will help them out on the future and thats why it hurts them so much when the divorce finally happens.

Women see men as expendable if they dont have you they figure they can get someone else. If you have value in yourself dont waste it on a long term relationship.

Atriplex124 · 2019-06-21T06:40:47+00:00

I have a friend like this poor bastard, she doesn't even fuck him anymore. She don't work just stays at home, no kids....He's been institutionalized. I've done my time, and glad I'm out

ElCacarico · 2019-06-21T03:40:02+00:00

Fuck that. She wants a fucking slave. GYOW

navierstokes88 · 2019-06-21T05:38:05+00:00

woaaaa I can relate to that. Been there ...

Rasxt · 2019-06-21T06:36:35+00:00

Can someone please explain "Simp". I'm assuming it is an acronym. Please enlighten me.

escalover · 2019-06-21T14:32:08+00:00

My dad would come home from a 12 hour day (+1 hour each way commute) and get hit with a literal flood of nagging as soon as he walked in the door.

Literally as soon as the dog's ears perked up, up mom got and towards the door she went. Sometimes she even opened the door and started nagging him before he was even out of his truck.

fagaaron · 2019-06-21T07:41:35+00:00

Ohhh... but it gets better. You can’t even fuck, so you’re basically just cucking yourself at this point.

washingtonpanther · 2019-06-21T07:54:35+00:00

all three of my brothers have wives like this.

and people wonder why i'm a nihilist who no longer believes in love.

mgtoman · 2019-06-21T09:53:16+00:00

Same shit with an angry single mom. I can wake up at 8am, go to class then work and get home at 10 and be greeted with screaming for not doing the dishes. That's why I am gtfo-ing in college.

THOTdestroyer_5000 · 2019-06-21T08:49:22+00:00

I just got home from a factory I happen to own. Hard day, 11 hours. Mentally drained but happy. All the money goes to my pocket. Weekend is also mine. At the same time my managers told me how they have to take their kids to soccer, how their missuses wanted to do some shopping with them, etc. On a side note, should I buy Honda Africa Twin and do a bit mountain trekking? Or maybe go on a weekend trip to Vietnam? Anyway, I'll think about it while having beer and playing Left 4 Dead 2. Maybe go to pub later on and have a burger, chips and some cold beer.

Scheinwelt · 2019-06-21T09:24:56+00:00

Been there, done that. My ex used to be "emotional" when she was PMSing (which was 25% to 50% of the time). During those periods I just wanted to get away and avoid her angry, emotional tirades. She would get so pissed off at me because my instincts were either to fight or flight. She would say "why is it so hard to just give me a hug and console me during these times". Really? REALLY??!!

SingleManDR · 2019-06-21T14:32:08+00:00

Find 2-3 hours a day to put into a legit side hustle and your problem won't be here in 12 months. Not another shift, use the money from one job to free you from the other and be prepared to put in a year of work. I have simple firearms blog paying me $1500-2000 a month now. Just affiliate links from basic top 10 lists. Live beneath your means, drop the wage slave mentality and plough your efforts into something you love doing that will pay you and sort your life out in the end. I kept up freelance work while I built the site, it took a year to make a cent and two years to start bringing in decent money. But that's really not a lot of time if you're enjoying it and learning shit as you go.

RedPillConfessions- · 2019-06-21T03:42:27+00:00

Don’t miss this shit either. Just for some vagina smh. Nothing more to offer.

StatiliusTaurus · 2019-06-21T05:10:46+00:00

A sunt: "I know you're exhausted but...."

A MGTOW: "Go fuck yourself, non serviam"

theycall-medank · 2019-06-21T07:35:01+00:00

Man up guys

Just go on your hands and knees and man up.

Spread those butt cheeks really super fucking wide and man up men.

500dollarsinprizes · 2019-06-21T12:19:09+00:00

The stupidest game ever played

[deleted] · 2019-06-21T16:24:37+00:00

I let my girl know real quick that shit wasnt okay. She wanted me to stop at a drive thru after working 14 hours.

NYCCOOP · 2019-06-21T01:48:23+00:00

True story, my first ex-wife. I'll spare you the details, I was a simp!

GoMake_me_a_sandwich · 2019-06-21T08:56:42+00:00

Oh, and no sex today. (*cause I drilled so hard by my ex while you were at work earning my money)

combatmonk · 2019-06-21T10:01:49+00:00

Actually I enjoying cold hearted lines delivered after having beverages. Women are so used to being agreed with it’s like they’ve never met a man. Zero fucks.

forme2c · 2019-06-21T12:15:23+00:00

I've known a few guys stuck in that problem. Work all day, come home to a cold bitching, whining woman that did nothing all day (stay at home wife, without kids). He had to cook dinner, clean up the place, do grocery shopping on Saturday, etc etc. Granted the women were super hot, everything else wasn't.

The guys found out it wasn't Paradise. Their women wanted to go out for dinner and be entertained all night. The guys were exhausted from double duty work (job+ house chores). It wasn't long until a divorce happen. And the guys went back to being happy

thehunt7 · 2019-06-21T07:05:48+00:00

Slave to the tail, saddest song!

trollonte · 2019-06-21T09:25:20+00:00

Simps are necessary for the circle of stupid.

Immortalganryu · 2019-06-21T12:56:50+00:00

Omg lmaooooof

[deleted] · 2019-06-21T14:42:04+00:00

but no sex ! don't you dare!

Ukhupa · 2019-06-21T15:39:55+00:00

So you are admitting that you are a overgrown baby that is incapable of taking care of herself?

gainz74 · 2019-06-21T09:48:32+00:00

Oh yeah why have fun and lift/read/run/watch TV/go for drinks with the boys etc when you can get forced to do all this shit instead?

BlackBoxInquiry · 2019-06-21T07:12:59+00:00

Exactly.

Would this be done for men?

Not very probable.

RedPilledLife · 2019-06-21T08:10:55+00:00

This meme made me think of this small Bill Burr bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAy6gyuYPhc

faith_crusader · 2019-06-21T11:34:09+00:00

What is a SIMP ?

stupidmentat · 2019-06-21T03:34:29+00:00

MIRL

DoctorZTheRockstar · 2019-06-21T04:24:07+00:00

Lol, the women is to be your servant, not the other way around

dead_mall111 · 2019-06-21T03:56:13+00:00

So I just came across this subreddit and this is this first post I saw. Do some guys really think all women are like this?

memelord360420 · 2019-06-21T10:50:42+00:00

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Title	SIMP Life in a Nutshell
Author	Flimsy_Classic
Upvotes	1322
Comments	153
Date	June 21, 2019 12:05 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/c33cgo/simp_life_in_a_nutshell/
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