"We don't split the bill. Ever."

Bojangles_Hoseman · 2021-05-17T15:34:33+00:00

I am high maintenance

Translation: I am a bitch. This is as good as it's going to get.

f3wl · 2021-05-17T15:39:51+00:00

This is a shit test. Chad and Tyrone don’t have to pay.

CommanderOfTheDeath · 2021-05-17T15:34:09+00:00

This is why you never take women to dinner on the first date. Always do something casual and cheap so that you can check wether she is an entitled brat before wasting your money on her.

mgtoown · 2021-05-17T15:37:01+00:00

I’ve dated a woman like that in the past. She said to me: “I’ve never been asked by a man to pay for dinner before!”

My reply: “really?? Well now you have! £15 for you and £15 for me”

HangZulu · 2021-05-17T15:44:32+00:00

If he asks me to split, I will say, "Wow, I've never been asked on a date and expected to pay before." and then just sit there with a bemused look on my face and not say another word.

BEMUSED LOOK ON MY FACE

NOT SAY ANOTHER WORD

Jesus Christ, it's all an act.

It's always been an act.

DoDo_01 · 2021-05-17T15:55:32+00:00

Meanwhile in datingoverforty... Waaaaa why am I lonely 😭😭😭😭

takemebackto00s · 2021-05-17T15:46:13+00:00

A lot of words for "im so broke that i cant afford dinner"

Marque01 · 2021-05-17T15:25:06+00:00

...and she was never asked out on a date again...

tilio · 2021-05-17T16:19:18+00:00

literally 100% of girls who say "whoever asks the other out should pay" never ask guys out, so that under their hamsterisms, they never have to pay. but in order to never have to pay under this hamsterism, she's desperate for guys to pick her.

proving that she herself is the Pickmeisha she's trying to mock.

FlyingSeaMan509 · 2021-05-17T15:56:29+00:00

Lol. Old single woman. With wine as an avatar to boot.

beardedbliss · 2021-05-17T15:48:03+00:00

High maintenance? You mean a cold, heartless, self-centered, narcissistic b****. That piece of human garbage wants to be treated like a lady? If that disgusting bit of trash and meat flaps wants to be treated like a lady, it should act like a lady. Typical of women these days and should be no surprise but, it is.

cummy3509 · 2021-05-17T16:24:03+00:00

I bet she's over 250 pounds or doesn't have enough to pay

anongogogo · 2021-05-17T16:00:28+00:00

Equality suddenly doesn't exist when it comes to money.

GYOWAndy · 2021-05-17T17:56:35+00:00

my job is to look fabulous, show up on time, and be good company.

So far, looks like a prostitute.

If he can't afford to buy dinner, then he should not be asking a woman out to dinner.

Still sounds like a prostitute without the obligatory sex mentioned.

Prostitutes put out when paid while whamen want to be paid just to show up.

UltimaterializerX · 2021-05-17T18:11:22+00:00

Back when I was dating I would straight up tell the server split checks right at the beginning. It weeds out a lot of trash up front without wasting my time. If you’re only there for a free meal, you ain’t shit.

And given what most of these “dating strategists” look like, they could stand to miss a few meals.

vikrant699 · 2021-05-17T16:49:30+00:00

“…never been asked on a date and then expected to pay before.”

Don’t worry, there’s always a first time for everything.

cryptotim70726 · 2021-05-17T16:25:15+00:00

I have a very strong belief that she would fail her "job" in the good company aspect, maybe even in the look fabulous aspect also.

redditradishman · 2021-05-17T16:44:06+00:00

"Be good company"

She needs more training.

Canute87 · 2021-05-17T17:08:29+00:00

Who started this dating crap?

Spending all this money on a woman you barely know from the first interaction.

Silent-Gur-1418 · 2021-05-17T17:45:46+00:00

She can sit there with the bemused look on her face while I wave the waiter over, get the check split, pay my half, and leave. Then it's between her and the restaurant for the other half.

jeepdrvr18 · 2021-05-17T16:18:43+00:00

He could always pull the other option. Excuse himself and pretend to go to the toilet. And just walk out and leave her the whole bill.

roflcopt0rz_returns · 2021-05-17T19:38:57+00:00

Free Dinner Strategy is full of women who are single and alone with their cats and dildos

mgtowyear4 · 2021-05-17T15:37:28+00:00

What would you do when you see a car that approaches you too fast, which has no control, brake or engine braking either?

Ans: you just clear yourself from its path and watch the car slamming some wall hard.

Nolifed · 2021-05-17T20:14:37+00:00

I so love this "I am high maintenance" bullshit. What, are you my property so I have to "maintain" you? GTFO here with this nonsense.

Southerndude62 · 2021-05-17T19:24:28+00:00

"Sit there with a bemused look on his face and not say another word". What the actual fuck?

Well congratulations! This is the first time you've been asked to pay. There's a first time for everything.
Real women pay for their dinners.
I believe in women empowerment. I've just empowered you to pay for your dinner.
Welcome to equality. Since we're equal, we pay for dinner equally.

PatnarDannesman · 2021-05-17T20:14:22+00:00

We're seeing levels of entitlement not seen since Marie Antoinette.

Time for a purge.

Frequentbadideas · 2021-05-17T18:56:53+00:00

Honestly I love that sub soooo much. It validates so much of what we say. I use it all the time when people think you are exaggerating how entitled women have become.

asdf333aza · 2021-05-17T23:25:57+00:00

I've dealt with WOMEN like this before.

Mind you I wasn't dating this hoe. She was a friend who asked ME to dinner. We were both military and she was about deploy from my base. So she wanted me to show around to some cool seafood places we had. She asked me to take her. She asked me out. I agreed.. Just a female friend. Was in no shape or way fucking this lady.

Anyways, check comes and oddly enough to waiter only brought ONE CHECK.

And I'm like "bitch split this check". Jk. I thought that, but I politely called the waiter back and told her to split it.

And the girl I was with reached and said "no no , it's fine, you can buy me dinner. Since I'm deploying"....

And I said "bitch, you didn't buy me shit when I deployed!!! You didn't even msg me anything". I did say that out loud to my female friend and she just pouted.

Then told the waiter to split the check! And she did. And she apologized and said usually when it's just a guy and girl together we assume they're together.

And I looked over to my female friend and asked her if she planned on sucking my dick tonight? She said "no" as if the idea of it disgusted her. And I said okay then, we split the check.

Afterwards, we hung out some more I dropped her off at her hotel. We said goodbye, she hugged me. And that was it. She still randomly msgs me every now and then on fb.

Point is we were just friends. And I don't pay for a girls food unless we are fucking. Me paying for your food is a benefit you get after swallowing my load.

Lesson of the story, don't take your female friends out for food. Even if you guys aren't dating they still likely expect you to pay for their food.

BlueCollarSinner · 2021-05-17T17:13:14+00:00

So instead of her trying to impress the man she wants the man to be kissing her feet and praising the ground she walks on? All for what, for her to act like a little a spoiled brat. Sorry ladies you can sit there look pretty, have a crown on your head but there are real men out there that ask you to split the bill because before we sit down we know exactly the kind of women you are. When you fail that test, you will be the one blocked or deleted off my phone not the other way around honey.

Wildhouse83 · 2021-05-17T18:13:26+00:00

Iron rule: A man with self-respect does not go on dates. Period.

wsbmoonexpress · 2021-05-17T19:04:30+00:00

No splitting. I expect her to pay for everything.

monk201 · 2021-05-17T19:39:55+00:00

From a future cat lady and or water buffalo

Teflon08191 · 2021-05-17T20:20:13+00:00

I can't imagine why such pleasant women have such a difficult time finding men who will tolerate them.

Far_Butterfly3136 · 2021-05-18T00:56:53+00:00

Honestly I think the women over at FDS are having a much delayed knee-jerk reaction to spending their youth/beauty (pussy) on men who never gave them so much as a bag of skittles.

From their perspective, it's not a bad strategy... they're trying to correct the behavior of men as a whole, you see. (Or trying to self-domesticate, which would also make sense.)

From MGTOW perspective, it's amusing as fuck... Because all this shit goes out the window as soon as a Chad makes her pussy tingle, and we all know it.

I don't think they're feigning morality so much as they are lying to themselves.

Either way, beware.

RoboMandrake · 2021-05-17T17:43:06+00:00

Obvious liar as she clearly has been prompted to pay her share in the past, thus her 'strategy'. Just yet another deluded con-fem.

Third_Gray_Monkey · 2021-05-17T17:56:49+00:00

Another jewel taken from FreeDinnerStrategy. Jesus, those are really really bad jokes that actually make them funny.

benethorpl · 2021-05-17T21:03:27+00:00

umm... I'd just ask for separate checks, pay mine, and leave. duh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MistaBig · 2021-05-17T21:36:46+00:00

It never occurred to her that he could be equally good looking and good company, requiring payment. Haha ...because she's a self-absorbed and entitled bioootch

tsundokume · 2021-05-18T08:36:16+00:00

Men, here is some advice for those of you who are looking to take something out of this absolute desperate display of narcissism: stand up for yourself. Do not, ever, in your fucking life, let a woman talk to you like this. If she really hits you up with "wow I've never expected anyone to make me pay before", I don't give a fuck if you had the best conversation with her or she tried to seduce you (broken women like this solely rely on their sexuality in life so this is likely), you hit her back with "wow that's crazy, looks like I'll be the first huh." Make it a scene, embarrass her. Tell her you can sit there all night until she pays her tab or you just pay your half and walk out. You need to stand up for yourself.

Women these days really look for men to worship them, not even love them. And most of them don't realize how mediocre they are.

KeepSwedenSwedish · 2021-05-17T18:26:12+00:00

So lady=high maintenance.

Yes, we call those a beater. A shitty transport from A to B until we get something respectful that works (mentally in this case).

thebabylonbull · 2021-05-17T18:39:31+00:00

btw I bet her BMI is well over 30%

mikebones · 2021-05-17T21:00:56+00:00

Women: we want equality

Also Women:

DankoJones84 · 2021-05-17T21:41:34+00:00

What a spoiled brat. She probably hasn't had to work for anything her entire life.

defiance211 · 2021-05-17T22:31:24+00:00

What kind of “lady” is entitled and uses the language she does?

ohnoesAlterEgo · 2021-05-17T22:46:24+00:00

Based downvote

Rosiovan444 · 2021-05-17T22:46:55+00:00

Yeah, she definitely going to die alone with that attitude.

z31fanatic · 2021-05-17T23:02:27+00:00

Ain't nobody taking those clown on dates like they say they do. They just write fantasy.

CloudStrife1985 · 2021-05-17T23:02:42+00:00

If I ask then I pay.

Which is why I no longer ask.

lolomotif12 · 2021-05-18T00:40:19+00:00

Don't sound like a lady, sounds like a prostitute lol

u4534969346 · 2021-05-18T00:52:30+00:00

upvote it instead of downvoting.

you go guuurl.

best entertainment.

flowingwisdom13 · 2021-05-17T15:51:05+00:00

Generally just ask to split the check. I pay mine. Case closed.

FanofLemmy · 2021-05-17T16:12:55+00:00

My response is always "sure we can go on a date, but you can pay for yourself. I only treat the girl I date."

I never date ;)

The_Wicked_Wombat · 2021-05-17T16:31:18+00:00

I dont agree with her on almost every level of my body but I have to say if I ask someone out on a date or even ask someone to go out to eat I will most likely pay. I think its natural courtesy, but women EXPECTING you to pay is not natural. Its a give and a take.

2021-05-17T22:15:30+00:00

I ... require being treated like a lady.

This woman is not a virgin; she will not be polite; nor perform any of the tasks required in traditional courting/chivalrous type relationships (assuming she marries her suitor).

No part of her is ladylike from her vulgar and selfish demeanor; to her lack of chastity and virginity.

Women like in the OP act like brutish whores and insist on being treated like virgin maidens. They also don't understand what's wrong with this double standard.

I'll take another few decades of telling women they're perfect and deserve everything without putting any work in; it's already pretty hilarious.

100PaperCutsToTheWab · 2021-05-17T23:16:35+00:00

What are the odds she frequents r/datingover30 ?

SwiftStrik3 · 2021-05-18T00:37:48+00:00

I mean he can just get up and use the bathroom and leave your ass with the bill

fagstick123 · 2021-05-18T02:32:26+00:00

Dodged a bullet.

coloradocaniac · 2021-05-18T03:04:40+00:00

I will not pay for her.

Period.

You're an adult and a number of women make more than men now.

Something stinks about their entitlement and it's the smell of their own ass since their head's so far up it a crane couldn't remove it.

KaitouNala · 2021-05-18T05:09:57+00:00

Seems women can't handle being treated equally.

mobielnlpersoon · 2021-05-18T05:15:47+00:00

I used to split the bill exactly to filter out these chicks.

Silver-Discipline550 · 2021-05-18T07:34:01+00:00

Women want equality but act like this. Dating is well gone because of this shitty attitude. And after a decade they all say "Where are all the good men gone?".

We don't recruit.

jhooperp · 2021-05-18T07:45:46+00:00

Shit like this is normal for women to say espy women who say they are feminists.

How the fuck you expect a man to pay then bitch if a man says he expects anything. And these same women say “women shouldn’t ask men out”. And also bitch if a man suggests they meet up for a drink.

And I don’t play that shit. When we get the bill I say you owe whatever and if she complains I’ll put my share of the bill and leave.

Queefofthenight · 2021-05-18T07:55:39+00:00

She sounds like a bit of a cunt.

coloradocaniac · 2021-05-18T08:28:01+00:00

So FDS wants us to believe they're not fat but one of the topics they're relentlessly obsessed with is food.

Hmm.

Tyrlith · 2021-05-18T08:37:33+00:00

Equality, unless i demand otherwise

Itisoutthere · 2021-05-17T16:52:54+00:00

It`s always two steaks for me or one for me and for my buddy.

But never again for some sort of Handbagholder.

Prove your worth and earn what the amrket is ready to give for that ...

SuperSupremeKai · 2021-05-17T17:21:52+00:00

I would actually agree on that. If she was the one asking him out, though, she should pay.

Big problem with that way of thinking however: Women rarely, if never, ask men out.

109_110 · 2021-05-17T18:21:27+00:00

i mean if you invite someone date or not, the host usually pays, id always offer to pay my part but if you host, expect to pay

SlainFunicle · 2021-05-17T18:24:49+00:00

hookup culture why do I need to go on date, she either want the d or not and if I do i am only paying for what i eat or order.

walkbu · 2021-05-17T18:40:55+00:00

What an entitled bitch....!

ADN2021 · 2021-05-17T18:52:48+00:00

But I thought she was a stronk, independent woman..😂😂😂

2021-05-17T19:14:52+00:00

Meanwhile these same women will get into hookups with guys who never take her on a date.

InformalCriticism · 2021-05-17T19:27:26+00:00

There really is no end to how many women hit 30 looking to settle down and start approaching 40 without understanding they're the problem.

colomon978 · 2021-05-17T19:29:25+00:00

She cannot be that high class. She can't even afford dinner.

zetaconvex · 2021-05-17T19:31:21+00:00

I has to stop reading FDS. It was completely doing my head in.

Stalingreg · 2021-05-17T19:44:56+00:00

Ngl I’m of the opinion that if you ask someone to dinner you pick up the bill, regardless of gender, you asked them after all.

ImmaculateDeity · 2021-05-17T19:53:59+00:00

You want lobster? Huh! I'm thinking Burger King

reddit_hypnosis · 2021-05-17T20:11:54+00:00

I'm 36, so maybe my older simp vibes are still messing with me, but I agree with this in principle. If you ASK someone to dinner, you should pay. Sure, I'm ok with that. I've done that off and on in my life when it made sense. I picked a place priced accordingly and all was fine.

What bothers me MORE, is that once you are in a relationship, they virtually pressure you to go to dinner/overly priced lunches together and THATS when Im annoyed as fuck that I am still paying.

kyledontcare · 2021-05-17T20:22:15+00:00

I guess I'm not asking anyone out.

droden · 2021-05-17T20:36:07+00:00

its like they sort themselves right out of the market. its fantastic!

stayclassycunts · 2021-05-17T20:48:41+00:00

The fact it’s upvoted may god help us all

ascensor87 · 2021-05-17T20:50:14+00:00

looking fabulous

putting so much make up that she looks like a tranny

Rex-Holes · 2021-05-17T20:58:47+00:00

It's woman like this who will call every man they don't like a narcissist.

xkitonexo · 2021-05-17T21:06:27+00:00

I’d rather be with a pickme lol. The funny thing is pickmes gets lots of men.

leanafro · 2021-05-17T21:22:13+00:00

Wait hang on guys, the person who commented that might be a guy LMAO. Don't forget there are big groups of men posting as females on that subreddit for fun!

Who remembers the post of the guy pretending to be a woman in "her" 40's banging 6'4 models and going on swanky dinners with rich men? They ate that shit up and he was upvoted into oblivion, with ofcourse, the women on the subreddit being none the wiser LMFAO!

JohnPettimore · 2021-05-17T22:24:40+00:00

Here's the thing that never occurs to women who are this stupid -- high-value men, the type she says she wants/deserves, didn't get that way because they're stupid. They tend to be really, really smart, insanely hardworking, and demanding. Which means they will have a list of their own, and if you are going to behave like an entitled cunt, they're going to be sizing you up along the way. If you can't compete with every other woman on the planet, you're gone.

For example -- one of my own criteria is a serious knowledge of art, music and literature. You'd better know who Yeats was. You'd better have been to the symphony, the ballet and be able to discuss both. You'd better know who Diebenkorn was (I'm in California) and be able to talk about his paintings. I'm not an asshole about this, and if you're just an acquaintance, fine, no problem. But if you're going to present yourself as the answer to all my romantic, sexual prayers, and worth being bought dinner all the time, you're going to have to deliver the fucking goods. I guarantee she can't.

First date is final date.

GTFonMF · 2021-05-17T23:12:24+00:00

What’s a “Pickme” and how do I get one?

asdf333aza · 2021-05-17T23:15:54+00:00

Is this "equality"?

bfte2 · 2021-05-17T23:53:54+00:00

Your job is to spread Female Down Syndrome, not to "keep a company".

yahoo8324 · 2021-05-18T00:04:03+00:00

Him to be a host, and you? of course, parasite

KennyChan1999 · 2021-05-18T01:12:00+00:00

The entitlement is strong in that one

Sudden-Juggernaut · 2021-05-18T01:18:22+00:00

how is that sub not banned? because its misandry and not misogyny?

givemethatrandom · 2021-05-18T01:35:00+00:00

I'll pay money to have a Disney adaptation of the multiple FDS fairy tales that make it here.

cabebil · 2021-05-18T01:53:10+00:00

Well, she was right about one thing though: a broke dude shouldn't be dating (a dude who's not broke shouldn't either but that's MGTOW wisdom that 99% of males do not possess).

Instead, a broke dude should spend his time focusing on ways to stop being broke.

If you're broke and simping for expired roast beef, you deserve to be broke.

henrysmyagent · 2021-05-18T02:00:17+00:00

But does it say she say "I'm a complete cunt." in her Tinder, POF, OK Cupid bio?

Funny_Wolverine_9 · 2021-05-18T02:09:43+00:00

Reading this, I can't help but think that this is one of the "Male trolls" who is trying to screw the women on that forum. There was a poster here the other day saying he does this. Lol. Sounds like him.

This can't be real!

Futuredanish · 2021-05-18T03:07:57+00:00

lmao imagine going on a dinner date in current year. Absolutely foolish.

rookeryop · 2021-05-18T03:30:12+00:00

Why are you guys reading FDS?

At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if half their subscriber base were lurkers, male and female.

hellaclownpill · 2021-05-18T04:04:05+00:00

Yeah no sis, you can watch as much Kevin Samuel as you want and delude yourself that I'm going to pay for the date while you look pretty but you're not a traditional virgin, we don't live in a traditional culture and you sure as hell can divorce a man any time you want and take what you want, so I'm not taking any bitches out on any dates. Pay for yourselves and in fact ask me out and pay for my shit while you take all the comfy air conditioned jobs that pay you way more than you're worth that have been provided to you by men.

Honestly these whores and Kevin Samuel's with his 'high value men don't give a shit about divorce' can go choke on multiple dicks, I'm not a high value rich guy that can afford to waste time on the modern woman who doesn't need or want a man.

m8Nhm93WMGwC · 2021-05-18T05:28:02+00:00

Gentlemen, that's why you never pay before you fuck. And even better- never pay.

No_Exercise_8670 · 2021-05-18T06:11:44+00:00

She acts as if she is only one who does the choosing.

GraGas17 · 2021-05-18T11:15:27+00:00

lmao what happens if the guy doesnt get "sheepish and pays"? do they have a staring contest or something?

HelpPliz410 · 2021-05-18T12:01:19+00:00

dont invite her to date , problem solved

Open-road-free-man · 2021-05-18T12:33:53+00:00

For it to even get to this point you ignored a lot of red flags well now that your at the shit show here is how you handle it excuse yourself to the restroom pay the waiter for your food only then leave then block her number and any other ways of contacting you and consider it a lesson in not going near human parasites.

Bachelor_Sensei · 2021-05-18T18:20:30+00:00

Yes, she is a high maintenance glorified and disgusting flesh light.

2ravens · 2021-05-18T19:11:10+00:00

Never ever go out to eat on a date. F that. I always just invite a woman to walk a nearby trail. If she says no then goodbye. Less/no makeup, see how fit they are, easier to talk , ZERO cost.

HI_Wrld · 2021-05-18T19:17:23+00:00

This girl should head over to r/gagonmydickandstfu

HI_Wrld · 2021-05-18T19:18:02+00:00

What happens when I also sit there smiling back at your broke ass?

fmnfb9 · 2021-05-19T12:50:33+00:00

"Ruthless Strategist"

Mgtow don't got flairs like that and one of the two communities is quarantined

Shra_nos · 2021-05-19T17:22:36+00:00

wow sounds like alot of unsolved childhood traumas

kanray68 · 2021-05-23T19:25:57+00:00

imagine unironically bragging about being high maintenance

Ody_ssey · 2021-05-17T16:13:57+00:00

Incel women are comedian. They literally write anything they don't want to do and still want to date men.

2021-05-18T00:47:02+00:00

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Prob. multiplier	Subreddit
31.80	purplepilldebate
30.51	datingoverforty
26.12	datingoverthirty

Title	"We don't split the bill. Ever."
Author	esteban1337
Upvotes	344
Comments	185
Date	May 17, 2021 3:19 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/nej0hg/we_dont_split_the_bill_ever/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/we-dont-split-the-bill-ever.753212 https://theredarchive.com/post/753212

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