I think this stinks. A guy (in a van.... oh no!) stops to help a 10 year old girl who was being attacked by a magpie (an aggressive bird during its mating season). The police are now warning people about stranger danger. WTF? Should the guy have let the girl get attacked?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-21/stranger-danger-warning-after-girl-approached/4325048

Unless there is something the report is not telling us (like he grabbed her, hurt her, threatened her, etc... but they would have jumped all over that, so I doubt it), this is utter insanity. If I saw the girl, I would have done the same.

What does this tell the poor young girl? She would have gone home and said to her mother (one presumes) that she got attacked by a bird and a guy helped her, and the mother would have made the mental equation "pubescent daughter + no parental supervision + magpie attack = opportunity for opportunistic male rapist who is conveniently passing by to kidnap and rape her". Nevermind the kid is allowed out AT NIGHT... let's forget the mother's lack of parental supervision while the police HUNT a man who was trying to save her from being attacked.

Society makes me sick.

What about me? I'm a happy guy. I drive around and say "hello" to people if stopped at lights/street corners, I give the head-nod to other men, I give the Fonzy-style thumbs-up to boys, and wave to girls and women (or if the women are hot, I might just smile)... Does that warrant a police-issued "stranger danger" alert? It makes me happy, and it makes the other people pretty happy, too. The worst thing that happens is someone might screw up their face wondering if they know me. Not one person has ever given me the finger or any other response.

This sort of insanity makes me sick and worry for the future. I don't have kids yet, and I'm wondering if I should, given the way things are going.

:-(

EDIT: Here is an image of a magpie attacking a cyclist. http://i.imgur.com/f0Qvq.jpg Note the sharp beak and claws. It's not pleasant, and everyone who has been attacked as a kid by one of these has a psychological response to ANYTHING indicating they might be getting attacked again (e.g.: walk behind someone walking down the street and shake a baseball cap behind their head - it makes a similar sound and they'll duck, protecting their head!)