Does this count?

samseeborn · 2021-05-15T22:08:30+00:00

I've always wanted them see the rest of this conversation.

RedditorsAnus · 2021-05-16T01:26:33+00:00

The worst part is the "I've never seen a well behaved male on a plane before", like 40 dudes are just hopping around, cursing, throwing food at eachother and grunting while the women duck and cover the whole flight...but every flight, every day.

1icantdealwiththis · 2021-05-15T22:15:48+00:00

Nothing more satisfying than seeing people's egos getting deflated.

NameIs-Already-Taken · 2021-05-15T22:34:10+00:00

Women don't need to spread their legs to feel comfortable when sitting. Guys often do- they are "differently equipped".

Soulless_conner · 2021-05-15T22:27:58+00:00

Stay away from people who use made up words to make themselves feel oppressed

re-kidan · 2021-05-15T22:39:20+00:00

it's funny how stupid those pseudo feminists can be, and their existence make it even worse for us males to even breathe, it wasn't enough with sexism from society to bring us down, now that fake morals are on the rise, they expect us to become slaves of some kind

yubgjottrrfbjii · 2021-05-15T23:11:30+00:00

That could quite possibly be me in the picture. which people who take these ninja pictures are cunts. I do this when I fly because I have huge thighs from years of deadlifts and squats. Spreading legs for long hours sitting gives me pain in my hips so putting a belt around them to pull them together relieves the pain.

Shiny_Shedinja · 2021-05-16T01:20:41+00:00

i've never seen a well mannered man on a plane.

Which planes is she riding in?

Ipride362 · 2021-05-15T22:48:03+00:00

When you live in a nation with no shortage of money, food, freedom, or education you have to start making things up.

And before any of you say we have a shortage of any of those, remember that we have them in abundance, just aren’t efficiently spreading it

Eoasap · 2021-05-16T01:58:28+00:00

yet landwhales take up just as much room as a man, but they're celebrated for body positivity

dumbfuckmagee · 2021-05-16T04:38:10+00:00

Imagine thinking a man trying not to crush his own balls is a direct attack on your gender. These type of people have no place in this world as forsaken as it is

MrWilsonWalluby · 2021-05-16T03:50:21+00:00

I never understood this man spreading thing. Because spreading your legs slightly is more comfortable for EVERYONE

Like just spread your legs too if the whole thing is that they are anti patriarchy why would they want to sit with their legs closed and blame guys for not doing that?

SICHKLA · 2021-05-16T08:54:01+00:00

She probably put all her bags on the seat next to her so nobody can actually sit there, but when a man's legs aren't parallel to each other she goes crazy

crumpetsucker89 · 2021-05-16T12:28:01+00:00

I wonder if she realizes that men have a different hip structure making it more comfortable to have a spread. Not to mention we have BALLS. It’s just not comfortable to fully close your legs for prolonged periods. Now I agree that it is not necessary to be spread eagle like some guys do but seriously why do some women have a problem with guys spreading their legs at all? It just seems stupid.

D-Luuxx · 2021-05-16T02:31:13+00:00

Why is it so hard to understand that men have testicles?

Its_bigC · 2021-05-16T02:18:38+00:00

it's an old one

Yare-yare---daze · 2021-05-16T10:17:08+00:00

I will spread my leggs. I wont sit on my balls and risk crushing them, making myself infertile.

thotdominator69 · 2021-05-15T22:40:59+00:00

Weird how men are expected to choke their balls, even if they're sweating so bad that they're sticking to their leg. Buuuuut those that expect that also expect everything to be done for them. I bet the op in that picture hasn't had her oil changed in a year

DiamondDiggler · 2021-05-16T00:35:26+00:00

Manspreading, mansplaining... those are feminists' big things these days.

I mean, if you are officially bitching about how men talk to you and how they spread their legs, I gotta say it's time to kill your movement.

NewGuyPhoto · 2021-05-16T10:27:04+00:00

OP is now banned from /r/TwoXChromosomes

Mikee0036 · 2021-05-15T23:46:21+00:00

also belongs in r/FuckYouKaren

makaiver · 2021-05-15T23:13:18+00:00

Great idea.. I hate when my leg touches others while sleeping.

Poopeepi · 2021-05-16T03:45:32+00:00

It’s funny because i’ve never seen the opposite. I rarely see men going “she has a small boob” or “she is fat” then post it online for the public to mock them together. Sad to see that women feel entitled to do these things

chadbrochillout · 2021-05-15T23:59:50+00:00

Or it's so he can sleep and have some sort of resistance so his legs don't flop to the side

OfficialSatan666 · 2021-05-16T00:23:10+00:00

why is it every time this is posted it has a giant white bar on the right

ZippZappZippty · 2021-05-16T00:57:01+00:00

Not unless you count Evil Annie and Evil Jeff

cereal240 · 2021-05-16T07:03:48+00:00

These are the same people who will call you ableist for saying “ret@rd”

2021-05-16T12:48:41+00:00

Ha ha. Man bad. Basically every r/witchesvspatriarchy post 🙄. Slay queam.

DaMegalodongg · 2021-05-16T14:19:42+00:00

I love how these feminists created sexist terms to use agains men, but i guess it doesn't matter because we are privileged and they are "oppressed"

AFF8879 · 2021-05-15T22:49:21+00:00

I really hope it was another woman who made that comment, otherwise OP would probably just roll her eyes at the “patriarchy”

pavlikmmm · 2021-05-16T05:11:18+00:00

This is more of a r/iamatotalpiceofshit sine whoever wrote the original post is, well, is literally making fun of a cripple which is a pretty pos thing to do

25_M_CA · 2021-05-16T07:06:11+00:00

What is manspreading

g0dfather93 · 2021-05-16T11:15:33+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK is a manspreader in recovery? Do these people even try to read and understand themselves, once, before posting garbage?

Nesayas1234 · 2021-05-16T13:26:12+00:00

Seriously? Manspreading again? Why do people still think this is real?

iZuRriX · 2021-05-16T14:30:41+00:00

What a CUNT.

Study_Live · 2021-05-17T02:08:31+00:00

R/femaledatingstrategy in a nutshell

Ricky469 · 2021-05-17T23:15:03+00:00

That low calling out a disabled person trying to just exist.

Devenu · 2021-05-16T00:43:22+00:00

Is it that time of the month for this to be reposted again?

Mister_E_Phister · 2021-05-15T22:59:10+00:00

Copy/paste repost

https://www.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/6t38js/does_this_count

itachididnothinwrong · 2021-05-16T05:17:14+00:00

I think it does. Sexist jokes are not funny and nobody should get a pass for that.

Angier85 · 2021-05-15T23:30:36+00:00

Dont have tourettes. Been flying a lot for job reasons. Tried out binding my legs together and you know what? It's actually quite comfy, because you get to relax your legs without them being stuck on some portruding part of the seat.

Business class is still better tho.

SsaucySam · 2021-05-15T23:39:27+00:00

Crop it better fam

SnowyOranges · 2021-05-16T00:03:39+00:00

You even copied the title of one of the most top posted submissions. At least try OP

never_pm_me_ok · 2021-05-16T01:09:36+00:00

I wonder how many thousands of times this has been reposted on reddit

kushmster_420 · 2021-05-16T01:44:21+00:00

Honestly the original manspreading joke was pretty hilarious with this picture. Blue person seems annoying though

Flynnstoner · 2021-05-15T23:38:06+00:00

Yeah it’s only been posted here a million fucking times

re_FrenchGerman · 2021-05-15T22:42:50+00:00

This does count. Yes

meltboro · 2021-05-16T05:30:09+00:00

iT WaS jUsT a JoKe JEEZ

Jessekin · 2021-05-16T02:30:51+00:00

As an avid enjoyer of thee denial of Pussy Passes...

I'm so fucking tired of seeing this repost.

Eoasap · 2021-05-16T01:03:22+00:00

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thndrstrk · 2021-05-15T22:38:19+00:00

I get the joke sucked, but I doubt they knew why that had happened and explaining it might have given new context. I'm just saying this really isn't sub worthy.

HumanFootGirl · 2021-05-15T23:51:06+00:00

Absolutely agreed

SirMaximBelov · 2021-05-15T23:58:41+00:00

I was just on a flight and wanted one of these to hold my knees in place while I slept. I want this to be a requirement for everyone.

aznfanta · 2021-05-16T00:13:28+00:00

i always think this picture is of me, i do this with my laptop bag because i dont want someone touching my shit lol, and i always have my phone tucked in the pouch in front of me.

Bakerofish · 2021-05-16T00:21:15+00:00

Wait...whos making fun of who?

uberladen69 · 2021-05-16T01:07:27+00:00

Wow now we need these harnesses for faces... Nevermind here’s your Covid feedbag

MaxDaLegend101 · 2021-05-16T01:08:23+00:00

Hikingthrough28 · 2021-05-16T01:31:28+00:00

Fucking burn!!!!!

vinsfromaget · 2021-05-16T03:31:21+00:00

These comment Look like they are from people in r/politics and the last reply is downvoted to oblivion

ZippZappZippty · 2021-05-16T04:14:01+00:00

this explains how it operates better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hN3dBpPu8Q

majorkickass · 2021-05-16T04:15:09+00:00

It did the last time.

ogcoliebear · 2021-05-16T04:58:32+00:00

Poor guy, that must be so uncomfortable and would make me feel claustrophobic :(

DawnOfTheTruth · 2021-05-16T05:19:29+00:00

To be fair I doubt that is common knowledge.

youtakenotes23 · 2021-05-16T05:50:36+00:00

I mean i guess i'm a "manspreader" but i also do it because im 6'5 and my legs would die if i kept them locked in a small ass seat for 5 hours.

crossoverfan96 · 2021-05-16T05:53:05+00:00

technically it counts but i think it belongs more in r/quityourbullshit

Bleglord · 2021-05-16T06:05:57+00:00

Not gonna lie though this would probably be more relaxing not having to use any effort to hold your legs together. I'm 6'2 and planes suck for anyone over 5'7 trying to fit your legs in place

SpriteFan3 · 2021-05-16T06:16:53+00:00

It's a repost, by a thousands times, but yes.

FarmerTedd · 2021-05-16T06:28:19+00:00

Is her hair dyed blue or purple? We know she’s a fat fuck already

jakethedumbmistake · 2021-05-16T07:14:02+00:00

Machiavelli didn’t quite count.

Fandango791 · 2021-05-16T08:01:30+00:00

This is a good post but who the fuck cropped this haha

twatguy · 2021-05-16T08:44:53+00:00

Hell yeah it does

sausage4mash · 2021-05-16T08:55:32+00:00

The Truth is always brutal, top roasting.

2021-05-16T11:41:19+00:00

Even if this was because of '''manspreading''', it takes an incredible level of pettiness to post this shit instead of recognizing somebody making an effort to be more polite.

lucia-pacciola · 2021-05-16T14:45:18+00:00

Doesn't count, in my opinion. Where's the pussy pass? Where is it being denied?

Also this is an ancient fucking repost.

Xephos665 · 2021-05-17T17:29:05+00:00

This provoked an audible “oof” from me

hellsvien · 2021-05-17T20:46:41+00:00

Truth. I was once sitting behind someone that needed to be restrained. A teen boy who had a disability and kept hitting his mom (I guess the plane made him nervous?).

The father and flight attendant both looked at me with hopeful eyes as they asked me to hold his arms back while they tied a seatbelt around him... I kept asking repeatedly “Are you sure I am OK to do this?” And I kept talking and verbally declaring what I was doing.

After he was restrained he calmed down... and that was that. At the end of the flight we un-restrained him and off they went.

Bolaf · 2021-05-16T00:32:48+00:00

DDub04 · 2021-05-16T04:45:15+00:00

No, this doesn’t fit because it just shows someone being stupid, not being “denied special privileges”

RasterOfGuk · 2021-05-16T02:34:48+00:00

Does incel REEEEEing count? no?

neultima · 2021-05-15T23:36:39+00:00

That's a funny joke ngl

IsDatTulio · 2021-05-16T02:57:38+00:00

I use that so I can sit in a better posture, how can someone simply imply that it's connected to Tourette?

HorchataChufi · 2021-05-16T08:23:14+00:00

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Hi_I_Am_God_AMA · 2021-05-16T03:57:11+00:00

Repost #6789235

Might as well call this sub a circlejerk

mr_blank001 · 2021-05-16T08:15:18+00:00

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TouristAcceptable · 2021-05-16T05:33:09+00:00

u/repostsleuthbot

3d_blunder · 2021-05-16T04:04:21+00:00

Sooooooo fragile! Get over yourself, red.

tillie4meee · 2021-05-16T05:07:31+00:00

Awww ---- good man there :)

Dood567 · 2021-05-16T01:51:01+00:00

This sub recycles material a bit too often. I swear this was already old when I saw it on iFunny a billion years ago.

Agent_Nick_5000 · 2021-05-16T03:36:02+00:00

How much of this board is just Facebook posts

SenatorBeatdown · 2021-05-16T04:05:36+00:00

This post is older than lolcats and gets posted every two months, don't you guys get bored of it?

SpookyDoomCrab42 · 2021-05-16T04:17:42+00:00

Repost from years ago

Simonfresh · 2021-05-16T04:43:38+00:00

This pops up like every week

NavyGecko · 2021-05-16T04:56:23+00:00

Yep, every time it's posted. See you again in less than 90 days.

ShahanshahShami · 2021-05-16T04:58:35+00:00

Man, The "Anti Es Jay Dubyas" have been owning liberal communist femiNAZIs with this for years, I bet half the kids in this thread rn are younger then it.

ricin2001 · 2021-05-16T07:36:42+00:00

This screenshot is so old. And now it’s being reposted to all affiliated subreddits. Doesn’t anyone get frustrated the 90% of the stuff on Reddit is just reposts and stolen content

Title	Does this count?
Author	scussyinvidibeg
Upvotes	18469
Comments	293
Date	May 15, 2021 9:55 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/nd9hla/does_this_count/
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