Got em!

ChuckMeyerz · 2019-06-15T16:31:31+00:00

TLDR; The girl was roasted for false affirmations. She said she fought a man who was harassing another woman. The guy debunked all her claims.

djlr · 2019-06-15T17:03:23+00:00

Man, that was worth the read. Amazing how far some people will go for a bit of attention.

goldenpotatoes7 · 2019-06-15T17:38:08+00:00

As soon as I read broken nose I knew it was BS because there is no way in fuck that’s a broken nose

balthazar_brat · 2019-06-15T17:10:34+00:00

FATALITY

hagrid007 · 2019-06-15T17:30:04+00:00

After reading that, she's a broken woman - not the nose, just the mind

TastySpermDispenser · 2019-06-15T17:56:57+00:00

Around the second bullet point, dude was just abusing a corpse.

Lightningsfire · 2019-06-15T17:09:36+00:00

r/obliteratedbywords

NorthOver3verything · 2019-06-15T17:15:21+00:00

Holy shit, absolutely obliterated. Props to that guy

inidooH · 2019-06-15T16:49:34+00:00

Holy fuck!

SergeiBoryenko · 2019-06-15T18:04:46+00:00

Uh, I don't think this amount of destruction is legal

ven1k · 2019-06-15T17:38:33+00:00

This guy put in the work to take this bitch down. Im impressed

badestzazael · 2019-06-15T22:44:43+00:00

Further evidence this is bogus is her eye isnt bloodshot at all. I have had some pretty fucked up facial injuries from playing rugby league and i have never had a black eye without a blood shot eyeball. Her nose isnt broken i have had several broken noses as well and i cant see any deviation or swelling. And if the photo was taken a few days after the event the bruising eventually goes from black to purple and then yellow, i don't see any yellow tinges at the periphery of the bruise. The bruise should start right in where the tear duct of your eye is near your nose.

Mattras7 · 2019-06-15T18:10:05+00:00

Holy shit this dude went full FBI-mode on her ass

C2074579 · 2019-06-15T20:05:49+00:00

Oh she got punched alright - with some hard facts. Get fucked.

utlk · 2019-06-17T14:33:21+00:00

Thats nice and all, but the story is true

ZADER202 · 2019-06-15T18:11:41+00:00

This is legendary

assiduisinvocabant · 2019-06-15T22:23:47+00:00

Make an account on fetlife, search "black eye" and you'll see pics of masos with black eyes. This cannot be real and is likely a lesson in makeup.

TylerDurdenUMD · 2019-06-15T18:11:17+00:00

I’ve never had a black eye where the whites of my eyes were also perfectly white either.

panugans · 2019-06-15T17:15:42+00:00

Damn good Sherlock!!

FusRoeDah · 2019-06-15T17:58:54+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

Tutsks · 2019-06-15T17:36:24+00:00

Airhorn.wav

bubblebobblee · 2019-06-15T19:39:58+00:00

This guy's comments was the true head shot

Trumbone81 · 2019-06-15T17:09:34+00:00

Savage.

ILOVEASIANCUNTS · 2019-06-15T18:17:04+00:00

destroyed that cunt

donkeycoco · 2019-06-15T18:55:27+00:00

People making up stories like this should be prosecuted

Csquared6 · 2019-06-16T03:03:41+00:00

The amount of time spent researching and writing all that out could have been better spent on LITERALLY anything else. That was OMEGA level of shutdown. That's daring that girl to make up some bullshit again.

Quite impressed with the dedication.

gaucho2005 · 2019-06-28T01:05:50+00:00

This isn't really pussy pass denied though, it's r/quityourbullshit

kd6dash37 · 2019-06-15T17:25:44+00:00

holy shit xD

drcl · 2019-06-15T20:41:12+00:00

The best kind of destruction by words: calm, collected, logical, coherent and good-willed.

thatswhyIleft · 2019-06-15T20:30:39+00:00

The level of mental illness to post a story like that is crazy.

NewPlanNewMan · 2019-06-15T18:03:53+00:00

The kind of people that do this, men and women, have obviously never been exposed to violence IRL.

I'm not a big guy, by any stretch, but if my closed-hand makes contact with a woman's face, the damage will be at least 4.5 inches wide, for one. I've seen jabs open up people's faces, let alone repeated followed-thrus.

For two, broken-noses black both eye-sockets, as I can tell you from my own numerous personal experiences being punched in the face. ANYONE who tries to tell you their nose is broken that doesn't look like a raccoon is lying.

And 3, as someone who has seen plenty of court paperwork, it's missing the tri-fold creases that all mailed-letters have. Crumpling it up was just her pathetic attempt to make it look 'worn'.

Be careful not to judge all women by this thirsty thot's example. I just saw a woman getting her ass beaten last night, in from of the bar down the street.

Both can be, and are, examples of awful human behavior.

hakoonamatata9 · 2019-06-15T22:53:01+00:00

Attention whore.

B4size25paper · 2019-06-16T02:55:47+00:00

/r/murderedbywords

But then you'd probably get banned.

2019-06-16T07:50:05+00:00

Definitely belongs on r/iamatotalpieceofshit shame on here, shameless attention whore.

Aparisiu_ · 2019-06-16T08:20:29+00:00

Woah, calm down dude, she's already dead.

sniperspartan3 · 2019-06-16T12:19:30+00:00

"holy shit, you fucking killer her, dude!"

DFisBUSY · 2019-06-16T13:27:53+00:00

If there ever was a /r/MurderedByWords post that actually felt like it had murderous intent behind it... this would be it.

Bravo.

DelicateLilSnowflake · 2019-06-16T16:05:05+00:00

She has those crazy feminist eyes. Never trust a woman with eyes like that. She is guaranteed to have at least two cluster-b personality disorders. The most obvious one being Histrionic Personality Disorder, with Narcissistic Personality Disorder being a close second. Avoid this type of woman at all costs. This is the type of woman willing to destroy your entire life just to get attention.

Cerberos_ · 2019-06-16T16:33:52+00:00

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you make up a whole story on the internet to make yourself look good or make some statement. Not internet fame, not fake victim points, but an exhaustive debunking of every claim you've made.

DaSaltBringer · 2019-06-18T22:39:51+00:00

This man just thinks twice about things, but ffs what a genius (and it's evident that a man's headbutt would have damaged her face more than this.) She makes me thinking about Malty r/animemes what a whore.

wifebert · 2019-06-19T03:40:01+00:00

You know this pisses me off. I have actually been assaulted twice by men. One was my ex-husband. He gave me a black eye. I know what a black eye looks like and it takes a week or so to disappear. Another time by a random drunk guy who punched a bunch of people in the street. I got hit in the face and my lips were so swollen I looked like a fucked up Howard the Duck. But you know what- even after all that violence- I still don’t hate men. Because I’m not a piece of shit sexist like this woman. She has to make up shit to get attention. I guess to make herself feel special or something? It just angers me as someone who has actually been a victim. I have a new husband and I would never hold what an individual man did to me over any of the heads of men in my lives. Sorry. Rant over.

FlaccidRhino · 2019-06-27T20:33:54+00:00

A true murder takes artistry. And this guy has it

SergeiBoryenko · 2019-06-15T17:58:54+00:00

Uh, I don't think this amount of destruction is legal

muffinpie101 · 2019-06-15T18:24:25+00:00

Wow, talk about a burn. Foolish twunt deserved every word.

MrMorsley · 2019-06-15T18:20:50+00:00

She's only a few miles from me. This story looks fake as FUCK.

jtrev492 · 2019-06-15T18:03:16+00:00

Fucking Parry Mason over here

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-06-15T20:43:48+00:00

If youre sinking, bury them.

cakeluvr6969 · 2019-06-15T20:59:15+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, we got her

GxPand · 2019-06-15T21:13:59+00:00

I love this guy

KuriisuLapsa · 2019-06-15T22:55:46+00:00

Well... She did say not a black eye and not a black nose lol

TGSaxondale · 2019-06-15T23:07:07+00:00

You don’t have trials in magistrates court either.

SierraKiloBravo · 2019-06-16T00:58:56+00:00

tyrannosaurus rekt

DAM92 · 2019-06-16T04:44:25+00:00

I hope she got jail time for waste of police resources.

2019-06-16T05:11:14+00:00

Unless he headbutted her multiple times I don’t even think that injury is possible. Even if we assume her nose got broken and still looks fine from straight view, but that would also mean he headbutted her straight. There is no way a headbutt would also hit the eye, and makes an even color black eye. When you get a black eye, the center of the hit mostly gets much worse. Here is definitely a makeup.

Might also add that court order look so poorly made up. Most court official documents have the “nd” and “rd” for 2nd and 3rd superscripted. And there is even a line there with accidental double space between words. That crumpled paper pattern also seems to be faked too to add “realism” but it turned against her.

abelincoln_is_batman · 2019-06-16T05:48:54+00:00

Never seriously refer to yourself as a great human being.

Lucifarai · 2019-06-16T06:09:13+00:00

That is neither a black eye or broken nose. I've had both and it was far from pretty and I looked like I got hit by a truck.

MethaCat · 2019-06-16T06:29:43+00:00

Found out very recently that some people don't like when you bring critical thinking into fake female sob stories.

I didn't went as deep as the guy in the post, but that was enough to get me downvoted and insulted. When no one is bringing arguments back and just attack you it's a good way to know you're into something.

gangsta_seal · 2019-06-16T06:51:35+00:00

I got headbutted in the face by my best friend over some stupid shit. It was the 3rd time breaking my nose, and each time I didn't get black eyes. My nose was fucken squashed, or pointing in another direction though.

LordMitre · 2019-06-16T07:48:28+00:00

Repost😔

jeffuhwee · 2019-06-16T11:40:33+00:00

r/murderedbywords

Kiw_a_normie · 2019-06-16T12:43:56+00:00

Not destroyed, but politely and decently dismantled

MrAjeebAdmi · 2019-06-16T13:23:38+00:00

put in too much effort man, was it really worth it ?

ItIsABear · 2019-06-16T14:15:56+00:00

Then women complain that everyone should believe anything a woman says. Yeah fuckin right. If we did that, all men would be in jail for doing fuckin nothing.

Freedomprime1987 · 2019-06-16T17:02:41+00:00

Woman like this should be evaluated for mental issues. Who goes around false claiming shit like this for attention?

Harry_Nutt · 2019-06-17T02:48:52+00:00

Damn. Homie went to court on that ass

hockeyguy013 · 2019-06-18T18:06:43+00:00

The destruction level of this answer to a fake post has to be Hall of Fame level. Holy shit. Attention whores are real fellas/ Tjeu exsost.

slaycrazed · 2019-07-02T18:05:19+00:00

Holy shit, she got fucking wrecked

Pixel2135 · 2019-07-02T18:56:34+00:00

r/murderedbywords

Wildfire_08 · 2019-07-16T04:00:30+00:00

He went deep in his bag for that roast

Good lad

2019-06-15T18:20:52+00:00

Lying fuckholes.

Spar7an5495 · 2019-06-15T18:02:03+00:00

Once when I was little I was so excited to get a snow cone with my brothers that I was running when I tripped and fell face first. My black eye was still way worse than that fake one and it was just from falling.

EIFACH_CJ · 2019-06-15T18:16:35+00:00

some people just have too much time

millscuzimhot · 2019-06-15T18:06:12+00:00

Internet Sherlock homes

thatsme8008 · 2019-06-15T18:19:49+00:00

She deserves a pair of authentic Irish sunglasses!

LordRedBear · 2019-06-15T18:21:00+00:00

Goddamn he got her

N19448 · 2019-06-16T01:56:57+00:00

This is so satisfying to read. This guy so calmly and precisely puts her down.

shitposter6669 · 2019-07-02T17:10:41+00:00

In the original thread, it turned out she was telling the truth...

MR_EKON · 2019-06-16T01:25:55+00:00

r/quityourbullshit

SnowiiYT · 2019-06-15T20:52:14+00:00

I broke my nose before in 3rd grade doing gym. This isn’t anything you would want, it hurt so bad, I had to sleep on my back, and since I’m such a rowdy sleeper, I always ended up sleeping with my face in my pillow, and to make sure my nose healed correctly, my mom has to restrain my arms and legs and head so I wouldn’t move around and hurt my nose.

SleepDeprivedUserUK · 2019-06-15T22:52:33+00:00

This dude could unravel a fucking episode of CSI in seconds.

Kudos to this glorious bastard. Kudos!

2019-06-15T23:11:12+00:00

Amazing detective work

xXx_420bloke_xXx · 2019-06-15T23:17:51+00:00

Haha epic owned

ClapBackRat · 2019-06-15T23:19:46+00:00

Destruction ~~100~~ 200

pigwalk5150 · 2019-06-15T23:57:29+00:00

“No you”

Yucrisp · 2019-06-16T01:26:32+00:00

Dude stop shes already dead!

analogic-microwave · 2019-06-16T04:02:57+00:00

Investigation 999

Fedora200 · 2019-06-16T04:37:56+00:00

This is what r/murderedbywords wishes it was.

MrC4nin3 · 2019-06-16T05:58:31+00:00

What a bruh moment

hawker101 · 2019-06-16T06:14:59+00:00

Haven't seen this reposted in awhile.

CuntyMcShittyShaft · 2019-06-16T06:41:36+00:00

I got a black eye once after tripping acid (long story). That shit looked awful, it was the size of a baseball and I couldn’t see out of it for 2 days. It barely had purple in it too mostly yellow, greenish, and blue.

muteen · 2019-06-16T07:04:44+00:00

Pussy pass firmly denied!

JackJoestar · 2019-06-16T07:27:09+00:00

7 Page Muda of r/quityourbullshit

STANAGs · 2019-06-17T15:56:13+00:00

sociopath

MedicG3 · 2019-06-17T18:50:13+00:00

...unless your wolverine... 😎👌😂😂😂🤣🤣

Bthekidrs · 2019-06-24T00:32:08+00:00

r/theydidthemath 😂

el_searcho92 · 2019-06-30T00:16:21+00:00

Bars!

Mr_Headcrab · 2019-07-01T19:09:43+00:00

Holy shit commenter on TP (tumblr post). that was BRUUTAL.

2019-07-02T04:02:00+00:00

Give this guy the Mind Stone.

toey_wisarut · 2019-07-02T12:48:58+00:00

Damnnnn

pleydl · 2019-07-02T12:51:19+00:00

Pits Sherlock too shame

SwiggySwaggy69 · 2019-07-03T07:02:45+00:00

There should be a word for when someone completely obliterates someone’s argument with a whole essay like this.

gabwinone · 2019-07-06T20:15:58+00:00

That's not what black eyes look like. Just sayin'.

BalalaikaClawJob · 2019-07-08T06:10:02+00:00

r/MurderedByWords

Wolf9611 · 2019-07-26T09:40:53+00:00

Crossposting to r/quityourbullshit

MrLimitHoldem · 2019-08-07T12:06:16+00:00

this is a r/MurderedByWords

boop-oop-a-doop-bop · 2019-08-09T00:22:59+00:00

This here is the equivalent of a child pretending to be billy the kid with a finger gun and him being shot 19 times in the head and chest with a real 1851 colt navy revolver.

James-fento · 2019-08-22T06:50:25+00:00

Did she try to photoshop her upper lip or is this craziness becuase of fetal alcohol syndrome

MonkeyWrenchZk · 2019-09-26T18:25:50+00:00

Can we make this a real job so this super hero of an internet validator can use his talent to its full potential. Thats some sherlock level breakdown shit right there.

flyingkhulio · 2019-11-28T05:18:56+00:00

Damn

fenixdragoon · 2019-06-15T18:30:08+00:00

Really what needed to happen was "you're fake and a liar and that's makeup I'm an expert and I can tell" easy.

Battlecurl · 2019-06-15T20:43:01+00:00

/r/MurderedByWords

DVSMAC · 2019-06-16T01:36:46+00:00

r/Obliteratedbywords

HuntyBiggles · 2019-06-15T18:38:55+00:00

Bruh...

uvonky · 2019-06-15T19:05:04+00:00

She looks fookin crazy too!

ilovevidya · 2019-06-15T20:13:09+00:00

Haha literally up the road from me. Always find it wierd when reddit shows me stuff from my local area.

Acid_Enthusiast · 2019-06-15T21:22:05+00:00

r/MurderedByWords

2019-06-16T05:44:16+00:00

Apparently the guy pleaded guilty to assaulting her though?

Frazer271009 · 2019-06-16T08:47:58+00:00

Would love to know who this woman is

kaczan3 · 2019-07-04T00:47:53+00:00

While men work hard and try to make the world a better place, whammen are literally sitting on their asses wondering how can they puck uo men's lives.

CrackaDon_YT · 2019-06-16T01:29:08+00:00

IIRC, a police report actually proved she was telling the truth and Sherlock here publicly apologized to her.

bundaman · 2019-06-15T18:12:41+00:00

Right, so, I do think this girl faked this for attention, the whole story behind the black eye is just too unlikely. HOWEVER, i've broken my nose before and got a bruise pattern very similar to hers, just a purple mark around my eye, very little to no swelling.

Edit: since everyone is doubting me for speaking the simple truth, here's the evidence, for the few people who will even see this. http://imgur.com/a/QTl9VwC

DAMunzy_ · 2019-06-15T22:30:27+00:00

Looks like it might actually be true- the woman that is.

https://www.thewestonmercury.co.uk/news/court/man-sentenced-after-head-butting-stranger-1-1751023

BridgeNumber4 · 2019-06-15T22:35:43+00:00

Turns out that it is real. Guess her nose is made of steel or something...the wolverine makes a lot of sense now.

dd22qq · 2019-06-15T19:07:32+00:00

Actually happened.

https://www.thewestonmercury.co.uk/news/court/man-sentenced-after-head-butting-stranger-1-1751023

https://www.thewestonmercury.co.uk/news/court/in-the-dock-1-1496041

mrdamnlol101 · 2019-06-15T21:16:32+00:00

This is completely fake, the guy plead guilty in court

helpthisdoghasaknife · 2019-06-16T01:00:11+00:00

How is this pussypassdenied material¿

BullTopia · 2019-06-15T21:06:18+00:00

This slut is a stupid bitch and a psycho for making up shit like this. I am willing to bet, she is just an attention seeking whore that is diagnosed with BPD.

I got into a very fast fist fight with two dudes. One drunk shoved his face in my car, and I pushed him out the window then his buddy sucker punches me hard that I see stars. I step out with my brass knuckles and break his fucking teeth, then kick the shit out of the first dude.

An hour rolls by and I have two black eyes, and a swollen ass nose that looks like it is something you;d seen in Narnia. When I get back to the base on Monday, the CO see's me walking down the hallway and asked me "Am I going to get any calls regarding this?" I said "That's a negative, Sir"

It took almost 2-3 weeks to heal, and my nasal passages are not perfectly symmetrical anymore.

Clempot · 2019-06-15T20:46:40+00:00

Uh.... I believe this turned out to be real. The guy seems severely unhinged. Don't lose perspective.

Haraam-in-the-Sheets · 2019-06-16T02:43:42+00:00

I was with him until all the bullshit about feminism and gender at the end. What a tooll

DylannGoof · 2019-06-15T17:45:25+00:00

Don't tell me -another one who wouldn't 'kiss her girlfriend for men's titillation'?

DrakeSucks · 2019-06-16T02:49:16+00:00

um, this dude went SO far out of his way for this. I gotta say, that's pretty pathetic lol. I actually believe her. I've broken my nose and not known it before. I've gotten one black eye and it was pretty mild, so it didn't swell up too much.

Title	Got em!
Author	turdFARMER_DDS
Upvotes	9476
Comments	418
Date	June 15, 2019 4:30 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/c0z5zj/got_em/
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