Matrix dodge

Melovix · 2020-11-18T09:49:53+00:00

I love the "fuck you", like its his fault haha

--BMO-- · 2020-11-18T09:41:10+00:00

That thud is so satisfying.

shitgnat · 2020-11-18T09:42:16+00:00

Guys got some spidey senses.

tztoxic · 2020-11-18T09:48:04+00:00

Dodged a twat there buddy

plxs_vltra · 2020-11-18T10:01:57+00:00

Why the hell did she jump as she swung at him

ProbablyMaybe69 · 2020-11-18T10:02:04+00:00

My homie got ultra instincts dodging without even looking 😳

ImThePauper · 2020-11-18T08:51:10+00:00

It's her own damn fault. She was swinging at him.

TehRealBabadook · 2020-11-18T09:36:27+00:00

I kinda want to know whats going on? Like why go for the chase?

Yipsta · 2020-11-18T10:08:38+00:00

i really want the story to add to this hilarious fail

yellowsnac · 2020-11-18T10:15:21+00:00

She really said “fuck you” like it’s his fault when she was trying to hit him 😂😂

st0803 · 2020-11-18T10:30:12+00:00

This dude fresh outta jedi training

Five2one521 · 2020-11-18T11:26:22+00:00

r/videosthatendtoosoon

SleepDeprivedUserUK · 2020-11-18T09:58:24+00:00

Misogynistic gravity 😣😒

JamPantstheFif · 2020-11-18T10:00:06+00:00

I wonder what that was about

el_polar_bear · 2020-11-18T09:54:21+00:00

She wielding a golf ball in a sock or similar?

Apollo114892 · 2020-11-18T08:57:50+00:00

😂😂🤣 funniest shit ever

Sot-c · 2020-11-18T10:10:45+00:00

A gravity beat down is unisex

chankletavoladora · 2020-11-18T11:40:28+00:00

Pisses me off that they started filming before she got out of the building and was going to hit him in the head with his back turned. He could’ve gotten really hurt. Fuck her to hell.

Hikaru2000 · 2020-11-18T10:55:11+00:00

He's The One!!!

He's got the Spidey sense, ultra instinct, (and every other kind of danger sensing there is) all together.

Also, that thud was satisfying.

moseefus · 2020-11-18T11:03:15+00:00

He’s should join a ninja academy, he’s already in tune with the shadows... that’s how he saw her coming

Smoothuser · 2020-11-18T12:14:34+00:00

That looks like Mall of America, one of the exits heading towards the parking ramp.

Seethesvt · 2020-11-18T12:11:52+00:00

That looks like the MOA.

lildolp · 2020-11-18T10:02:43+00:00

She hit her head pretty hard hahahahah

therealmarlon1 · 2020-11-18T10:38:19+00:00

Check yo self before you break yo self

SlimeFactor · 2020-11-18T13:53:23+00:00

She said “fuck you” at the end but what she really meant to say was, “God i suck”

Initial-Spend · 2020-11-18T10:10:38+00:00

Spidey sense activates

currentlyRedacted · 2020-11-18T13:25:16+00:00

r/perfectlytimedfuckyou

2020-11-18T13:41:36+00:00

he is the one

Noveno · 2020-11-18T13:54:11+00:00

What the hell are those reflexes? If that happened in a videogame I would report that guy for cheating

HenryColt · 2020-11-18T14:02:22+00:00

AvalancheCat · 2020-11-18T16:37:24+00:00

he is the one

trumpswhore1991 · 2020-11-18T11:15:21+00:00

Damn some daredevil fucking hearing here

Cannabanoid420 · 2020-11-18T13:03:15+00:00

She's done this before and he knew it was coming

Harbinger-One · 2020-11-18T13:20:01+00:00

That man has eyes in the back of his hoodie lol.

thetrueanswer69 · 2020-11-18T13:41:04+00:00

What’s a fucking loser

Gasnax · 2020-11-18T13:47:48+00:00

How'd he do that? I'm guessing they had beef before and when he heard someone running at him from behind he thought it's her trying to perform some sort of surprise attack aimed at his upper body or he just barely saw her in the corner of his eye

2020-11-18T15:28:17+00:00

That's the mall of america I do say

Voltron_McYeti · 2020-11-18T15:33:09+00:00

I thought she was trying to surprise hug someone she hadn't seen for months

ThatGuyThatSaysWords · 2020-11-18T15:53:54+00:00

Fuck you for not letting me assault you! I see they don’t teach logic at this school.

Akira_1411 · 2020-11-18T16:06:38+00:00

I need some context, why, why, why

P-V- · 2020-11-18T16:29:48+00:00

r/usernamechecksout

smolb0i · 2020-11-18T11:45:36+00:00

ah the satisfaction of watching a woman fail to land a hit

clique34 · 2020-11-18T11:05:19+00:00

Dumb bitch alert

NightingalePledge · 2020-11-18T13:29:21+00:00

Did you see that? He tried to rape her! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

NedryIsInSector1104 · 2020-11-18T12:27:18+00:00

Lol stupid twat

LostGeneticLottery · 2020-11-18T12:20:19+00:00

His crime?

Being below 6'0" and not being a male model.

If he was tall and good-looking, she would be chasing after him with her phone number.

Seijin_Arc · 2020-11-18T13:30:46+00:00

"Did everyone see that!? He sexually assaulted me!!"

LazyNovelSilkWorm · 2020-11-18T09:19:46+00:00

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2020-11-18T16:18:29+00:00

No fuck you.

JohnByDay1 · 2020-11-18T17:09:27+00:00

Entertaining video but there's no expectation of a pussypass.

EDIT: Downvote if you'd like but it isn't there. Point it out. Explain it if you can. This video does not belong here.

ianeyanio · 2020-11-18T09:18:17+00:00

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harsha1234578 · 2020-11-18T12:49:07+00:00

Girl be like..nani!?

erfi · 2020-11-18T15:27:03+00:00

What does this have to do with a pussypass? Is there more context to the clip?

BuzzFB · 2020-11-18T13:20:37+00:00

Bad form. She needs to work on her fundamentals. If she hadn't gone so high she wouldn't have missed and would have dropped his ass. She wouldn't have brought him down even if he hadn't ducked with this tackle. This is why girls should be allowed to play football, teaches life skills.

Saintarsier · 2020-11-18T10:11:11+00:00

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MelonSmoothie · 2020-11-18T17:20:54+00:00

What is the point of this subreddit

It seems like a massive misogynistic circlejerk

ChangeMe4574 · 2020-11-18T10:40:07+00:00

Where's the attempt at pussypass?

Anthraxious · 2020-11-18T11:13:02+00:00

Apparently he cheated on her according to other comments. Well, indeed fuck them both then.

Mathieulombardi · 2020-11-18T11:37:50+00:00

God theses sound whoring campers man. I got the flank off I shouldve had that kill.

CrispyEminems · 2020-11-18T10:13:25+00:00

This isn't pussy pass denied tho, is it? Stop using this sub as an excuse to post women getting hurt, that's not what the sub is for.

Benkinsky · 2020-11-18T14:16:38+00:00

Wow this sub has really devolved

Silly-Employment · 2020-11-18T13:34:27+00:00

Was this sub ever about actual women expecting privilege and having it denied, or was it any video where a women gets hurt/falls to the ground from the start?

Ays_500 · 2020-11-18T10:44:53+00:00

looks like spidey sense TINGLE is at the max

theboo65 · 2020-11-18T10:56:46+00:00

u/savethisvideo

xwolf360 · 2020-11-18T11:23:10+00:00

Fucking aliens

Suck-Less · 2020-11-18T11:23:29+00:00

Eyes in the back of his head. Either staged or happens way to damn often

Swiss420 · 2020-11-18T11:33:08+00:00

I spend way too much time on the internet, i thought it said matrix doge

BigFuckRoll · 2020-11-18T11:39:45+00:00

Mans got eyes in the back of his mf head bro

ArnoldHarold · 2020-11-18T11:45:28+00:00

Weave!

DuckBreedingCats420 · 2020-11-18T12:08:40+00:00

u/savevideo

just-a_guy- · 2020-11-18T12:13:05+00:00

dam they are fast

R6IqicyThiccyMain · 2020-11-18T12:16:09+00:00

Guys guys guys hear me out she jumped when she swung cause she was trying to get a crit and do extra damage

GoodjB · 2020-11-18T12:23:27+00:00

You just hate to see it

jakethedumbmistake · 2020-11-18T12:28:43+00:00

Good meme I’m doing a Matrix” -Neo Adultman

i_am_a_sexy_fish · 2020-11-18T12:43:34+00:00

That swing was so shit I thought at first it was his gf trying to surprise hug him.

Eman5805 · 2020-11-18T12:43:41+00:00

I thought she was trying to run and hug him and got mad he dodged.

2020-11-18T12:50:24+00:00

“Fuck you cuz i couldn’t hit you man!”

GroundhogExpert · 2020-11-18T12:56:39+00:00

Could cut the sexual tension with a knife.

supremenova69420 · 2020-11-18T13:12:06+00:00

He went : ⬇️

shaftlamer · 2020-11-18T13:16:17+00:00

Got away too easy

TitaniumGoldAlloyMan · 2020-11-18T13:23:35+00:00

pack up boys. we found spider-man.

boxshocker · 2020-11-18T13:33:31+00:00

Baaaahaha. 😆

jakethedumbmistake · 2020-11-18T13:34:31+00:00

Here I’m doing a Matrix” -Neo Adultman

St_Muerte · 2020-11-18T14:08:34+00:00

I recognize this doors !! This is in the Mall of America.

professorbc · 2020-11-18T14:10:29+00:00

That looks a lot like the mall of America.

Gucciheadgear · 2020-11-18T14:22:32+00:00

That was some anime level shit

kayzil · 2020-11-18T14:22:54+00:00

Wow, amazing pixels

unlucy7735 · 2020-11-18T14:54:42+00:00

The man got "Byakugan"

He was just one step away from performing "gentle fist".

Pingayaso · 2020-11-18T14:55:43+00:00

Aaah unagi

Schadufffcat · 2020-11-18T15:00:53+00:00

This an omega bruh moment

teknos1s · 2020-11-18T15:05:07+00:00

Lmao

ThaDankchief · 2020-11-18T15:06:33+00:00

How dare you hit me....fuck you! Oh wait....

zUltimateRedditor · 2020-11-18T15:12:06+00:00

Lol what’s the context here?

BlueSun288 · 2020-11-18T15:12:52+00:00

Needs more jpeg.

notsolonelyeboy · 2020-11-18T15:13:38+00:00

If you look closely, she doesn’t jump, he trips her as he is ducking with his left leg.

NoW3rds · 2020-11-18T15:14:41+00:00

You know you're the asshole when you swing so hard that you knock yourself over...

Leevens91 · 2020-11-18T15:15:56+00:00

I read "dodge" as "doge" when I first clicked on a video, and I was pretty disappointed

Mosabg98 · 2020-11-18T15:18:18+00:00

Surprise bitch

Death--666 · 2020-11-18T15:18:26+00:00

His third eye opened

magicpuma · 2020-11-18T15:30:52+00:00

R/amberturds

01ARayOfSunlight · 2020-11-18T15:33:02+00:00

Looks like she's trying to hug him...?

simjanes2k · 2020-11-18T15:39:32+00:00

nice effort, beasely

WeRtoD · 2020-11-18T15:54:32+00:00

u/savevideo

JunEuro · 2020-11-18T15:55:23+00:00

u/gif_slowing_bot

Toadstool913 · 2020-11-18T15:56:32+00:00

Username checks out

eggslocated · 2020-11-18T15:58:05+00:00

Then shes angry that he didnt let her hit him

aziz7154 · 2020-11-18T16:03:48+00:00

the lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch

pm8938 · 2020-11-18T16:06:24+00:00

Mall of America parking ramp. Many trashy things occur in this place.

cringobot · 2020-11-18T16:12:42+00:00

Spidey sense

2020-11-18T16:21:18+00:00

Has a little r/PraiseTheCameraMan thrown in there too! Shaky came until the the moment she is about to swing, then becomes as stable as possible

Mrhere_wabeer · 2020-11-18T16:23:54+00:00

You dont leave your feet when you go to swing

kalwiggy1 · 2020-11-18T16:27:28+00:00

Imagine if that was Jiren's response when Goku entered Ultra Instinct.

sixblackgeese · 2020-11-18T16:41:27+00:00

Oh he goin to jail

BeaverControl · 2020-11-18T16:57:42+00:00

Peter Parker in public

DrewBigDoopa · 2020-11-18T17:27:42+00:00

Fucking Minnesota bitches on god

marvelnerd09 · 2020-11-18T17:34:56+00:00

"know your fucking place trash"

cowboychamp777 · 2020-11-18T17:37:29+00:00

Is this at Mall of America?

_cob_ · 2020-11-18T17:44:38+00:00

Who is filming her? Planned assault?

ian_matheus · 2020-11-18T18:04:36+00:00

context?

McSkittlefarts · 2020-11-18T18:04:42+00:00

How dare you duck and let me hit the ground doing 80.

TriangleBasketball · 2020-11-18T18:12:42+00:00

Reminds me of die hard arcade when you press the wrong action button in a hallway.

dabiantai · 2020-11-18T18:14:47+00:00

u/stabbot

ThriftyWreslter · 2020-11-18T18:15:17+00:00

I count 8 pixels

mrtnb249 · 2020-11-18T18:30:39+00:00

Where are the white knights holding him back?

FendarBender · 2020-11-18T18:40:49+00:00

Is that MOA?

blade1wp · 2020-11-18T18:49:54+00:00

r/WhyWereTheyFilming

HugoVS · 2020-11-18T18:54:32+00:00

u/savethisvideo

throw_thisshit_away · 2020-11-18T19:01:54+00:00

r/lostredditors ?

PewPew6604 · 2020-11-18T19:02:20+00:00

Is there an aftermath video to this?

BlackWinterShinigami · 2020-11-18T19:06:41+00:00

Anyone know the story behind this?

fudele · 2020-11-18T19:07:19+00:00

slams to The ground "fuck you!"

RetrogradeIntellect · 2020-11-18T19:08:15+00:00

Gravity is gender neutral.

cow-man-123 · 2020-11-18T19:11:44+00:00

Source?

Christowfur · 2020-11-18T19:12:56+00:00

Anakin! Duck!

basketballameriban · 2020-11-18T19:28:39+00:00

Why’d you duck Jim?

ChiefWarBear · 2020-11-18T19:30:27+00:00

He had the high ground....and she tried it.

Special_needer · 2020-11-18T19:31:27+00:00

u/vredditsave

caelum52 · 2020-11-18T19:32:29+00:00

Anyone else notice camera man was pointing the camera at her ass the entire time

Nintendope760 · 2020-11-18T19:33:12+00:00

”Godspeed, Spiderman” “…Oh”

PuzzlesIRL · 2020-11-18T19:41:20+00:00

Thank you so much for this; I've been look for this video for ages!

Gerrin200 · 2020-11-18T19:49:42+00:00

This video is the reason aikido exists

Union_Gang · 2020-11-18T19:51:39+00:00

ultra instinct

Kushman69420 · 2020-11-18T19:58:07+00:00

I could watch this one million times

xsdemo · 2020-11-18T20:13:52+00:00

My theory here is that they planned this little skit where the girl would hit the guy on the back, because why is it being recorded? And the guy, being a epic gamer, used this opportunity to dodge.

MemeEmperor07 · 2020-11-19T16:09:22+00:00

u/savevideo

Matrix dodge

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Title	Matrix dodge
Author	omega_bruh_moment
Upvotes	12416
Comments	467
Date	November 18, 2020 8:44 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/jwcbug/matrix_dodge/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/matrix-dodge.1068112 https://theredarchive.com/post/1068112