Seinfeld avoiding a "sexual assault" false accusation

Candman91 · 2017-12-19T01:45:21+00:00

I remember this showing up some time ago about Kesha going in to hug Jerry, but he had no idea who she was and didn't feel comfortable about a stranger coming up to hug him.

She felt dejected and he just said he didn't know her and wasn't on a level where a hug was appropriate.

loloLogic · 2017-12-19T01:12:26+00:00

In this video Seinfeld had no idea who she was and thought it was just some random girl trying to hug him. Edit: a letter

dirty_ronin · 2017-12-19T03:40:58+00:00

I use to think he exaggerated himself on the show. Nope.

TA624863 · 2017-12-19T09:34:49+00:00

Seinfield: it's hard to just sleep when you're tired, coz people are tired (starts from here) most of the time

Kesha: I love you so much

Seinfield: ah thanks

Kesha: can I give you a hyg

Senfield: no thanks

Kesha: Please?

Seinfield: no thanks

Kesha: a little one

Seinfield: yeah, no thanks

Kesha: Ah-oh-oh-oh :(

Seinfield: uhuhahuh

JAYDEA · 2017-12-18T20:37:40+00:00

No thanks!

Mustaka · 2017-12-18T22:39:17+00:00

Can one of you cunts put some sub titles into this. My lip reading sucks.

daphosta · 2017-12-18T22:58:38+00:00

looks like unwanted advances.. i guess Kesha is going to stop making music now? seems like the trend

TheLastCrawler · 2017-12-18T21:58:19+00:00

Does anyone have this in a youtube video?

TheCelticPirate · 2017-12-18T23:21:48+00:00

That's Kesha for everyone like me who had no idea who that girl was.

Strongblackfemale · 2017-12-19T00:03:47+00:00

She threatened her ex agent that if he didn’t release her contract, she’d falsely accuse him of rape. He refused and she followed through with her false accusation. After he spent a fortune in legal fees, he was exonerated. She attempted to use rape accusations as a weapon and failed, with zero consequences for herself.

bsutansalt · 2017-12-18T22:54:06+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uGnENk7GUI

sac_boy · 2017-12-19T10:44:37+00:00

G: "So let me get this straight, Jerry--you just said 'no thanks' to the hug?"

J: "I just said no thanks."

G: "This is a revelation. My hat is all the way off to you. I go out, I try to go about my business, but I'm always getting hugged by these women. Some of them even want the cheek kiss. Then you've got makeup on your face, makeup on your jacket. I've never had the balls to do anything about it. No thanks."

J (answers intercom): "It's as simple as that. Oh hey Elaine, come on up."

E (enters room): "Hey Jer! Hey Georgie boy!"

J: "What's gotten into you?"

E: "Can't I just be high on life? Come here George--"

G: "NO THANKS! I gotta run. A revelation Jerry!"

E: "No...thanks?"

J: "It's a firm no, but it shows that we appreciate the gesture. It's the classy way out of the unwelcome hug."

K (slides through door): "Oh hey"

J + E: "Hey, Kramer."

E: "But why would a hug ever be unwelcome?"

K: "Waterproof makeup. That stuff's impossible to get out. But the ladies, they don't care. They want to leave their dirty little mark on you. It gives them a cheap thrill. And don't get me started with the problem of perfume transfer. It's the pandemic nobody wants to talk about."

J: "It's an issue."

K (drinks milk): "These days I just leeean back and say--'no thanks'."

jubbergun · 2017-12-19T00:05:54+00:00

Given her history this was an incredibly good call on Seinfeld's part. She accused her producer of sexual misconduct in a bid to get out of her recording contract so she could move on and get a better deal after having testified under oath that they'd never had any sexual contact. It ruined the guy's career, and so far she's still stuck at Sony under the terms of her original contract.

menial_optimist · 2017-12-19T04:14:43+00:00

The video in case anyone wants full audio: https://youtu.be/kF-6aj7CgQU

mrgerrit · 2017-12-18T23:28:51+00:00

I want a hug!

No thank you!

Really?

Really! Haven't you heard about this whole me too thing or something? I don't want to be any party of that, thank you very much.

Griever114 · 2017-12-19T01:11:46+00:00

Are you sure about that? It looks like he pushed her and then fondled her breast. Im sure the metoo people will be going after him next.

pablo_hunny · 2017-12-19T07:49:20+00:00

Whooo, arrre, Theeese people?

1c3_b4rr3g3 · 2017-12-19T02:43:37+00:00

I up voted you, but he prefers things clean.

TheRoyalSniper · 2017-12-19T00:13:52+00:00

To be fair this happened a long time ago

PandaK00sh · 2017-12-19T02:42:36+00:00

I do this any time an employee tries to touch me. At all. Ever. Miss me with that HR harassment bullshit.

bonekeeper · 2017-12-19T05:18:45+00:00

Yeah if I had billions, I'd be worried too.

BurgerUSA · 2017-12-19T12:36:00+00:00

THOT's status = PATROLLED

Madocx · 2017-12-18T23:03:34+00:00

Lmao. I went to high school with her. Imagine the polar opposite of what she is now. Definition of a sell out.

nova_hawk17 · 2017-12-19T01:48:29+00:00

DarthCallidous · 2017-12-19T03:34:50+00:00

Smart move.

Bucklar · 2017-12-19T02:51:32+00:00

Was that Michael Swaim?

Enzo_GS · 2017-12-19T10:30:47+00:00

The discussion about how much you need to know a person before you hug them would make a great Seinfeld episode

Damn_it_Daniel · 2017-12-19T10:35:15+00:00

“No hugs, no learning” went a long way

TheNewestYorker · 2017-12-19T00:33:47+00:00

Seinfeld also dated a 17 year old while in his 40’s.

devilsadvocate09 · 2017-12-19T00:30:49+00:00

She already falsely accused her former agent, I'm surprised she didn't already file a complaint against Jerry for this.

977ktm · 2017-12-19T03:27:03+00:00

a "sexual assault" false accusation?

a false "sexual assault" accusation.

8-20CharactersLong · 2017-12-19T01:42:43+00:00

You laugh, but this is the state of Hollywood and it's only going to get worse. I can see this becoming catastrophic in less than a decade for the movie industry with more and more accusations being thrown around by the day

JohnnySkidmarx · 2017-12-19T03:29:32+00:00

What’s the deal with hugs? I mean, they’re the worst!

blatherskiter · 2017-12-19T03:46:48+00:00

I'm interested in how he avoided the 'pedophile' accusation despite dating a 17 year old when he was 39.

Dr_Bukkakee · 2017-12-18T23:06:17+00:00

Was this in response to her claims of being raped?

puckbeaverton · 2017-12-19T16:25:38+00:00

No thanks, got a nice career going here, don't need to hug that all up.

PM_ME_ALL_OF_REDDIT · 2017-12-19T18:36:32+00:00

and this is what its come to "ladies".

fuck you for trying to play both sides kesha

sbin-init · 2017-12-19T22:40:50+00:00

It's obvious what's going on here: dude doesn't want makeup on his $20,000 suit

2017-12-22T05:16:59+00:00

Ke$ha seems like the kind of person who would lie about being raped.

hc84 · 2017-12-25T04:34:50+00:00

Jerry, you did the right thing. Ha-ha.

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IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes · 2017-12-19T01:11:03+00:00

It's Keshas fault. She's not 17 years old. Thats jerrys wheelhouse

EDIT: losers here can downvote allllll you want. Your love for Seinfeld doesn't take away the fact that Jerry Seinfeld was dating a girl that was 17 years old and still in high school and its alleged that he was having sex with her as young as 15 years old.

EDIT: 2 lets just pile on some more on ol jerry seinfeld, because i love fucking with people on here who suck his dick. heres what he did after dumping his 17 year old:

In August 1998, Seinfeld met Jessica Sklar at the Reebok Sports Club and they began dating. Sklar, a public relations executive for Tommy Hilfiger, HAD JUST RETURNED FROM A THREE-WEEK HONEYMOON in Italy with Eric Nederlander

real class act jerry is.

GunsRfuns · 2017-12-19T02:11:54+00:00

Except the fact that he was fucking a 17 year old when he was 30 something.

Aconserva3 · 2017-12-19T09:31:15+00:00

Didn’t this happen ages ago?

PurplePickel · 2017-12-19T04:03:36+00:00

She was too old for his tastes I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

thenoblitt · 2017-12-19T02:45:07+00:00

That title is pretty fucked up considering she was actually sexually assaulted by her manager.

sectorsight · 2017-12-19T14:10:55+00:00

Oh good, so he wasn't a 38 year old guy dating a 17 year old?

KenLinx · 2017-12-19T15:41:44+00:00

I thought this was about him not wanting a hug. How the fuck is this avoiding a sexual assault accusation? The fuck? I'm so pissed right now. Someone explain why this is here before I blow my head off.

Title	Seinfeld avoiding a "sexual assault" false accusation
Author	sopun
Upvotes	2653
Comments	223
Date	December 18, 2017 8:28 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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