So over the past few months I feel I've gotten better about spotting shit tests and how to handle a lot of the more common ones. But I've also discovered that there are a ton of times that I have no idea what to say to certain statements in conversations with the women I'm trying to play. It's not exactly being nervous or not knowing what to say, I think I worry that I'm looking for the perfect line to say rather than not taking it seriously and doing the simple agree and amplify.
For example, I've had two girls this week both hit me with the "I don't sleep with guys on the 1st 2nd or 3rd date." The other one told me something which I haven't heard before which was "What do you think I am some kind of skank?" As simple and common as these ones are, sometimes they are phrased differently and come across as dead serious or playful, so I'm having trouble deciphering how to respond. I haven't really cock blocked myself yet because these girls were just tinder and OKC chicks whom I'm trying to hook up with.
Where I am going with this though is that those types of shit tests are like the final boss of a game, the whole game has been somewhat of a breeze to go through but this is where you really have to play your cards right to view the end credits.
I'm curious to hear from everyone what their play would be on the final boss type shit tests, and what are some other ones that you guys have come across that have stumped you? I'm in no way trying to have a direct answer for every single conversation I'm ever going to have. I know there are other guys on here who wouldn't mind sharpening up their shit test game and I want to hear what your hard modes have been and what your successes have been.
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