Intro
Like most of my propaganda I'll be pointing out the obvious. Yeah it's not groundbreaking, but the subject of getting your wiener touched by chicks has been beaten to death, cremated, and had its ashes spread across the sea. We all know what to do, and everyone will nod their head to the information, but only some will actually go out and do it.
Body
Lifting/Dieting - Frankly I don't care what you do. For the sake of aesthetics that women find more attractive, I think bodyweight fitness produces attractive proportions in size when supplemented with weights, but it doesn't matter as long as you do something and put on some muscle and get a six pack. I recently visited a country that doesn't really have a culture around lifting. I had a few girls that were already interested in the bar lift up my shirt and rubbed their hands on my abs. They love that stuff. If no one around you is in shape you'll stand out more.
Talk to more girls - This one is incredibly obvious, but guys won't do it. As a matter of fact, they will call out guys who do it and just say that they are good looking or are "naturals". All they did was maximize their looks and then go all in on numbers game.
If you wanted to really get laid, you would make a few online dating accounts. OKC POF Tinder and Bumble. There will be overlap with chicks on some, but who cares. You'd get professionally taken pics and make sure your body is solid. You'd have a cool profile. You may even pay for tinder plus. Then you basically swipe right constantly when your just chilling. When you go home you set out 10-15 minutes a day to spam like 50 chicks on OKC or POF and such. WOW! Now you're matching with a bunch of girls each week and it wouldn't be crazy to tag at least one girl a month depending on where you live and how you look.
Hitting on 2-3 girls in person per day is not much especially in a larger city. That adds up to let's just 15 per week. That's 60 a month. One of them is bound to think you're kind of cute and give you a chance to lay some pipe in her.
When you go out at night hopefully to a place that is logistically sound for when you drag chicks back to your sex dungeon, you don't just stand in the corner you talk to chicks and even talk to some dudes so they'll introduce you to some chicks. If that bar is stagnant, go to another one. Keep pushing. At least aim for 5-10 interactions with girls.
If you add up the night game + Day game you're talking to 100 chicks a month.
Lower your standards - Before someone jumps down my throat and tells me he only allows super models to massage the cum out of his balls, I don't mean you go out and aim for fatties or 4s. I mean there are lots of girls you're not talking to or you're ignoring because you think you can do better that day or night. If she has an ok face and a nice round butt or solid boobies then why not just take the easy kill. She's asking for it from you and you're selfishly saying no. You'd probably have a better time jamming your dick into her than you would going home and beating your meat like it owed you money.
Again, not saying to go for uggos, but I am saying there are a lot of good enough chicks you're completely ignoring, because you can't brag to your friends about it, or they don't get you very excited. I won't touch a fat chick out of principal, but I'd probably try to jam my dick into almost anything that moves if I hadn't got laid in a bit.
Conclusion
This isn't rocket science. If you're not attractive we can say you have a .5% chance that a chick will consensually touch your genitals. That means you need to talk to 200 girls a month to have an expected value of one girl sitting on your face. If you're more attractive you need to talk to less girls to get the same results. Either way, the real winner is the guy who's getting what he wants. No one points and laughs at the guy plowing a new girl every week and says "hahahaha he had to talk to 70 girls before he did this one. What a loser, I'm going to go home and masturbate since I'm too cool to get rejected"
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