Guys! Guys! I got one... 🎣

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-09-20T18:35:48+00:00

Good post.

Crappy title.

COME ON, MAN!

FUJB46 · 2021-09-20T18:52:30+00:00

“Must respect and appreciate I’m a 3x single mom”

Well I don’t respect or appreciate that. I think it’s a joke you’ve had 3 kids and are still expecting Chad to commit.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-09-20T18:39:32+00:00

How many times in history has a King ever married a single mother? I'm sure there are plenty of examples of kings keeping single mothers as mistresses but as wife?

plz_say_sike · 2021-09-20T19:20:21+00:00

A lot of people especially entitled women think they “deserve” respect for the most mundane reasons. Respect is earned not given. Why would anyone respect a lady that got pregnant at least 3 times and couldn’t even keep a man?

Also anyone that uses the words “king” or “queen” to describe themselves or others is cringy

Eadgun · 2021-09-20T19:00:28+00:00

I’m gonna go out on a limb here: actually 41.

slipkid223 · 2021-09-20T19:04:23+00:00

Gents, you must APPRECIATE the fact she has 3 of Chad's kids. Oh, and only Alphas need apply LOL

warlocc_ · 2021-09-20T19:23:16+00:00

I love these profiles that tell us nothing about them except that their man picker is broken.

Adalmodus · 2021-09-20T19:14:08+00:00

"I have 3 kids, must find a cuck to pay for them"

OG-Bradley-D · 2021-09-20T19:42:44+00:00

"Looking for my King" Um , Kings don't wife up peasants , they did however fuck them on the side and kill them if they started becoming a problem ... Ye Olde medieval pumpeth and dumpeth and sometimes beheadeth ...

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2021-09-20T19:51:52+00:00

About as enticing as having dinner with a table full of feminists.

No thanks would rather do anything else than go out with this queen, like play Russian roulette, figure my chances of coming out unscathed are better.

Me_The_Misanthrope · 2021-09-20T20:34:39+00:00

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OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-09-20T19:04:43+00:00

She's hopeless.

Balefirez · 2021-09-20T21:04:08+00:00

“Single mummy. Must respect and appreciate that.”

No. No, I don’t.

polishknightusa · 2021-09-20T20:11:02+00:00

What's interesting is how she goes into such detail that implies self-awareness, but yet is spectacularly delusional. "not arogant [sic], confident" means that if someone whose disgustingly normal looking and earns a normal living thinks he deserves respect, that's "arrogance". "Confident" only applies to guys who truly can have any woman in the room.
"Real connection" means she's been gamed (at least 3 times) and wants someone whose like all the men that faked her out, but for real.

She's a single mother to 3 kids but yet has failed to learn anything from her mistakes except to try to demand that men somehow stop her from making them, again. And this person wants respect as a parent whose supposed to educate children? I wouldn't trust her to housesit my cat.

If she's 31, she's spent way too much time in the sun which is a neat allegory for women pushing the pedal to the metal to hit the wall: Tans are fun for 20 something women to show off but it punishes them later in life.

AmbitiousHornet · 2021-09-20T19:35:50+00:00

Just looking at her knees is a huge turnoff. She ain't no kween, but she might a head matriarch of a herd of sea elephants.

ViktorVox · 2021-09-20T21:16:22+00:00

A king doesn't raise another man's cumshots.

YouCouldBeBetter · 2021-09-20T21:57:56+00:00

Appreciate? APPRECIATE?

BANTTIMMY · 2021-09-20T22:16:41+00:00

Looking for an "alpha" to raise 3 other mens orgasms...

High probability she now has her tubes tied.

Single mothers should be required to watch videos of what happens when a new lion takes over a pride.

Stupyyy · 2021-09-21T04:17:47+00:00

This is like a man saying "I went bankrupt 3 times and you must respect and appreciate that" kekw

Harry_Teak · 2021-09-20T21:40:06+00:00

Looks like she's been "appreciated" at least three times too many to attain her goal of locking down her very own Chad.

But this ad is the dichotomy alpha widows face in a nutshell: Wifing or even having an LTR with a 30+ mother of three is not "alpha" behavior. Chad becomes Brad the moment he says yes to anything more than a roll in the hay with a critter like this one.

me_at_myhouse · 2021-09-20T21:16:19+00:00

Respect and appreciate?

I could respect it, but why would I appreciate it?

I appreciate that you had sex with up to 3 other men?

And I'm not really into mummy's. I mean who is? All that dirty bandaging and embalming chemicals.

WIKIPEDIA: A mummy is a dead human or an animal whose soft tissues and organs have been preserved by either intentional or accidental exposure to chemicals.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2021-09-20T22:21:47+00:00

This is preposterous, in the classical sense of putting before that which should come after. It’s : Dating/ Courting -> Love -> Engagement -> Marriage -> then kids. It’s not, Woman turns 16 = Fun with Chad -> Fun with Chad -> ( Throw a few kids in) -> Hit the wall, then find a beta. What were we supposed to do this whole time,wait?

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-09-20T20:48:12+00:00

This profile is literally screaming for baby number 4

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-09-20T22:51:26+00:00

3 f-ing kids...... someone needs to explain to these ladies (lol) that they need to find the father of their children before shitting them out with any convenient Chad.

Too late. Nothing but Chads and undercover Chads.

DeMinelli · 2021-09-20T19:17:50+00:00

the kids are probably from multiple dads.can you imagine marrying this and having the fathers busting your balls about thier kids.pure torture

CoolGuySauron · 2021-09-20T19:20:36+00:00

Keyword "appreciate".

MrHistoryLesson · 2021-09-20T20:14:04+00:00

"and appreciate that".

What the fuck is she smoking?

Outside-Primary3302 · 2021-09-21T02:50:52+00:00

Wow. Sad times to be a man

Itburns12345 · 2021-09-21T12:25:33+00:00

Must respect im a single mom? Sorry respect is earned princess not given freely

Now if youd said a dr or scientist or youd climbed everest then yes i could respect that

But that you let a guy/guys cum.in you minus protection on either side and didnt abort and hes/they are not there anymore? Unless he died then thats a red flag in itself

Yung_Elon · 2021-09-20T23:15:00+00:00

“My king” 🤢

king_of_the_potato_p · 2021-09-21T00:23:02+00:00

That pic looks like a prostitute out on the streets to me.

UltimateShame · 2021-09-21T07:14:50+00:00

How can you be an alpha male when taking a single mom with 3 children?

Njume · 2021-09-20T20:20:12+00:00

Well, if it doesn't work out at least I'm sure I'll have a kid I didn't want.

Renogunz · 2021-09-20T21:15:59+00:00

I need an alpha male but i am an alpha whore first & foremost pls respect me like a slut that i am.

sexytimeinseattle · 2021-09-21T07:12:39+00:00

Besides a lot of leg...what does she have to offer?

Natriumzyanid · 2021-09-20T21:53:39+00:00

rotting meat

Cristoff13 · 2021-09-21T01:01:29+00:00

She seems to have chosen a picture of her while at her work.

Rick264 · 2021-09-21T01:54:22+00:00

“Must respect and appreciate I’m a single mom with three kids”

This woman is insane , this woman is insane . After riding the CC and fucking chad , low and behold she seeks a king , you can't make this shit up people , you can't.

CassiusBloodcraft · 2021-09-21T08:06:38+00:00

respect

How easily that word gets thrown around.

Ok_Research219 · 2021-09-21T08:17:24+00:00

Do the tinder drinking game. Where you take a shot for every woman’s profile that says she’s got kids.

Blogginginvicecity · 2021-09-22T01:59:07+00:00

Alpha male that APPRECIATES and RESPECTS her for having three kids by another guy.

........LOOOOOOL

ronoda12 · 2021-09-21T01:42:17+00:00

I have least respect for single mothers. Most are trash. She is no exception.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2021-09-21T01:06:15+00:00

Hey. What's up girl. Are you lost?

Looking for my king

You might want to check the local Renaissance fair. Besides, you seem like a "strong independent woman" ^TM So, what do you need a man for?

To share life with

What, like sperm? or CPR? What are we talking about here woman!

Real connection

I know, my cellphone gets shitty reception around here too.

With all this talk about Kings, it sounds like you think you are a queen. That's pretty arrogant, no?

Not arogant

I'll be the judge of that.

So what kind of "King" are you hoping for? (this ought to be good)

Confident

Well, I guess that's - uh - a good start. No character traits, like integrity, honesty, work ethic....?

And alpha male

HAHAHA! Of course...

Have three children

What, with you? Like right now? Or is this national "spit out random shit" day?

> And am a single mummy

Is that British for "Fucked up my Life"?

Must respect and appreciate that.

Oh, I respect that alright. As much as I respect meth mouth or vomit stains.

Have a good day mummy. Dracula sends his best.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-09-21T01:12:48+00:00

I know colonialism is unfashionable and all that, but there's still a king out there with a tremendous empire. Maybe he's the one for this wanna-be queen?

M133A · 2021-09-21T02:32:27+00:00

Would she reject me?

2021-09-21T02:35:16+00:00

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IntroductionNew3421 · 2021-09-21T07:16:26+00:00

If you agree to marry this woman you are automatically not an alpha.

meerita · 2021-09-21T07:26:27+00:00

Sorry, the king is conquering new 24/yo territories.

YesYesYesVeryGood · 2021-09-21T01:09:16+00:00

It's kind of like... The Brady Bunch: Origins

Mister_McDerp · 2021-09-21T07:04:40+00:00

Oh boy I'd really would have picked a better photograph. Her proportions look good but she looks like she has a skin disease here.

meerita · 2021-09-21T07:27:12+00:00

Guys, the line starts here. RESPECT THE ORDER. Be patient.

You, can't you hear? get back in the line…

Selfmade_3127 · 2021-09-21T07:32:16+00:00

so dear fellow men ... form a line to work on her plantation and feed the kids of strangers

Huhndiddy · 2021-09-21T14:57:37+00:00

She literally slept her way to the podium in high school

Huhndiddy · 2021-09-21T15:17:59+00:00

Just take a look at the pic of her poolside. She’s trying to generate resources. Chad dumped her ass and here she is looking for betabux

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-09-21T00:29:03+00:00

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Individual451 · 2021-09-24T03:24:46+00:00

Oh man, You've snared a queen. Hold onto her and keep her close. (Can you still send the three kids up the chimney to make a few shillings?)

CoachPRIPecho · 2021-09-24T11:35:48+00:00

Lol with 3 kids she would be fortunate to get it on with a hobbo.

Jaguars02 · 2021-09-24T20:36:06+00:00

So which baby daddy housedid she take that photo at? Answer the one that's about to be in the oven

SmallHandsMallMindS · 2021-09-25T04:44:50+00:00

If you study wolf packs, the Alpha is the one who raises the other wolfs kids

meerita · 2021-09-27T09:13:40+00:00

She's +40!

WarpedTrekker · 2021-09-27T14:26:40+00:00

Every time I see the word "mum" or "mummy", it must be a UK thing. No one in USA uses those words for their mother.

braucifur · 2021-09-27T16:13:19+00:00

She is trying to find her alpha Chad(s) baby daddies on Tinder as she thinks they just got lost and may see her here & not swipe left.

Guys if you pay taxes congratulations this is where your taxpayer dollars are being redistributed to.

Scantraxx12 · 2021-09-27T20:34:02+00:00

Throw your pokeball to catch it.

EitherSource3591 · 2021-10-08T21:02:14+00:00

I don't understand the hate towards a women saying their kids are important and any potential spouse must respect that. A parent, regardless of gender, that does mandate a certain level of respect for theirs kids is a major reject flag.

Harry_Teak · 2021-09-20T21:27:59+00:00

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FaeVandal · 2021-09-21T00:06:29+00:00

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Title	Guys! Guys! I got one... 🎣
Author	Me_The_Misanthrope
Upvotes	613
Comments	173
Date	September 20, 2021 5:39 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/przr3f/guys_guys_i_got_one/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/guys-guys-i-got-one.1075374 https://theredarchive.com/post/1075374

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COME ON, MAN!