I handle enough problems all day; I don't need another that will empty my cuntas bainc! Especially an bhean damáiste meabhrach with bad taste in men and carrying another fir múisce na gabhal!

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-09-22T11:02:16+00:00

Things that she loves:

Her child. 2. Her animals. 3. Her tats. 4. Herself. 5. Her last 2 boyfriends (because true love is forever).

Now step up, man up, roll-up those sleeves, work hard and prove that you have what it takes to be a great bill-payer for her. Serve her through thick and thin!

"Thick," meaning her future physique and "thin," meaning her promises.

Now, I'll go have a look at her picture and... ... ... ...on second thought, if you want to have a hobby? Maybe you could go buy yourself a shortwave ham radio and have chats with the cosmonauts on board the ISS instead. You can check the orbit online and set your alarm for the best times to reach them.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2021-09-22T11:45:13+00:00

Like I said, the implicit assumption that a “nice guy” will always be there in the end has done true damage to society. It’s been a boon to Chad and it’s resulted in masses of fatherless children being born. A single generation of no “nice guys” (whom women secretly hate anyway) would resolve so much.

karimamin · 2021-09-22T11:06:52+00:00

Why would anyone take her seriously with a face like that? I couldn't help but chuckle as soon as I saw the photo and had to take a close look to make sure the picture wasn't doctored.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-09-22T11:20:37+00:00

I hate to say this, but instead of signing up for an online dating website, she needs to apply for those government benefits and call it a life.

Her life is over long before she's old enough to (legally) drink her sorrows away.

FUJB46 · 2021-09-22T11:36:59+00:00

The ironic thing is she’s begging for a “nice guy” now but I guarantee she used to bash them on that shithole sub niceguys. This is what karma looks like.

Huhndiddy · 2021-09-22T12:35:36+00:00

Expectant mothers on dating sites imploring any ‘real man’ to step up and handle the responsibility. Chad impregnated you. He literally deposited his seed inside of you, and it was okay at the time, right? Right?

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-09-22T13:30:50+00:00

This is such a flaming dumpster fire of a mess it’s unreal. 19 and pregnant. She hasn’t even given birth and she’s trolling for dates. Soon to be a single mom but not embarrassed by it. Now wants a nice guy to treat her right after having been done wrong (according to her). Has tats (possibly face ones per the pic unless those are a filter). The fact she is explicitly saying not wanting to hook up leads me to suspect that’s EXACTLY how she got pregnant.

redditradishman · 2021-09-22T11:56:51+00:00

"First child"

So she's either planning multiple baby daddies (lucky you?) Or she's going back to the original after fleecing a good man.

IoSonCalaf · 2021-09-22T14:04:25+00:00

She’s definitely not embarrassed of being a mother. Everyone got that? Definitely not embarrassed.

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2021-09-22T10:55:38+00:00

Gaelige-Béarla Translations:

cuntas bainc = "bank account"
bhean damáiste meabhrach = "mentally damaged woman"
fir múisce na gabhal = "man's groin vomit"

michael1962-01 · 2021-09-22T11:11:05+00:00

That look...... :( :(

AurelianWay · 2021-09-22T12:10:36+00:00

What am I looking at in her pic? Her piercings seem real but the black designs look like a photoshop overlay with 70% opacity. Does she have face tats or does she think those designs will hide her miserable scowl.

If she puts this much effort into simple dating app I can only imagine how much effort and enthusiasm she will have for the poor guy that tries to date her.

She has so many red flags that it turned into a big black flag with a skull and crossbones on it. Probably a good thing because now it will match the colour of her heart.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-09-22T12:19:27+00:00

Jeez.......... that profile is a real boner killer. I wonder if she realizes how horrible her future is.

ess2019 · 2021-09-22T16:24:21+00:00

anybody that has a kid without being financially ready should be judged

AlinYBN1 · 2021-09-22T12:06:43+00:00

She can't be serious.

How do you come up with demands and attitude when you messed up your life so early and you look like THAT ? Just what is the thought process there? I want to understand.

Why am i even surprised anymore?

lurkerhasarisen · 2021-09-22T13:13:36+00:00

It's easy to laugh at her, but I genuinely feel sorry for young women today. They are told to go and be as slutty as guys, but the problem is that when they have a baby, they have close to zero value on the dating market from then on.

I don't say that to be cruel or misogynistic. I'm not saying a woman only has value if she's a virgin or anything like that. What I am saying is that all the guys out there who want to find a woman to marry are not going to choose one that has the baggage of another man's child. The best she can hope for is an infertile man or a single father, but that rules out the vast majority of available men.

It's not men's fault that they don't want to settle down with a woman who has kids. That woman says her kids will always come first with her, and that's great. Really. It's as it should be. But why would any man want to get into that kind of relationship, when there are loads of lovely women out there who don't yet have kids, and can put him first, just as he puts her first?

AmbitiousHornet · 2021-09-22T13:21:16+00:00

So, another chance to be a third wheel and I can’t judge her for being 19 and pregnant and a litany of bad relationships. Just one question though, WTF does she bring to the table, i.e. what value can she add other than her stretched out vag.

AlextheHun24 · 2021-09-22T13:39:30+00:00

I almost had a stroke when I see her.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-09-22T16:32:06+00:00

Nah. No "genuine nice guys" left. They were all falsely accused of being fakes so they went away. Good luck out there, toots!

PopularBug5 · 2021-09-22T11:12:52+00:00

Pumped and dumped by Liam McCock

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2021-09-22T16:21:31+00:00

After having fun she is ready for a nice guy. He will not be there for fun times, only to pay bills.

A_Walt_Whitman · 2021-09-22T16:39:02+00:00

More red flags than a communist parade!

Skittil · 2021-09-22T19:23:55+00:00

I bet she doesn’t know which of the 2 guys that done her wrong is the dad of the child

Gaiinahat · 2021-09-22T22:46:49+00:00

Kids having kids. That hasn't changed since the 80's.

Saianna · 2021-09-23T06:52:10+00:00

she had 2 serious relationships.. at age <19. Serious enough to porking without condoms, not serious enough to handle baby.

Her pic is definition of party animal girlie that is (was) having fun of her lifeeeeeeee.

GrannyLesbian · 2021-09-22T18:20:36+00:00

My Galeic has dramatically improved since joining this forum.

Thank you for blessing me with this ancient and colorful language.

AdrianPietro01 · 2021-09-22T19:03:00+00:00

She is 18 and already f her life . Damn!

Katowice_to_gdansk · 2021-09-22T22:18:55+00:00

Failing to understand what she even brings to the table? Besides another man's kid of course

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-09-22T11:17:53+00:00

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Blogginginvicecity · 2021-09-22T19:29:14+00:00

Fuck stepping into her frame, because that's exactly what she's wanting great guys to do. Look at her instinctual power play go.

Edit: HOL' UP! THOSE ARE THE tats and piercings? OOOOOOH buddy!

Watcher679 · 2021-09-23T01:05:02+00:00

Why can't they just settle first? Like seriously it isn't that hard. Anyways, thank you people of this sub for entertaining me

jmpires · 2021-09-23T10:49:33+00:00

Googling "Konrad Lorenz duck experiment":

Lorenz (1935) investigated the mechanisms of imprinting, where some species of animals form an attachment to the first large moving object that they meet. ... When the geese hatched Lorenz imitated a mother duck's quacking sound, upon which the young birds regarded him as their mother and followed him accordingly.

You're shit out of luck Konrad. This face-tattooed chick and her baby are about to send your theory down the drain. The poor kid will cry and crawl for the hills.

Mister_McDerp · 2021-09-23T11:35:37+00:00

Uhm... are those tatoos... in her face? Is that makeup? Please tell me thats a filter.

Its tatoos, isn't it?

Also, her facial impression makes me think my penis would fall asleep once I enter.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-09-22T15:58:01+00:00

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Thinguy123 · 2021-09-22T17:24:17+00:00

A decade ago, when i was 18, looking back... i was a child still, with so much to learn, its incredible what i could teach to the 18yo me.

Picture yourself at 18 as well.

Now imagine permanently hindering your life opportunities by having a child, i would not even want to think about screwing my life forever when you are just getting ready to start to learn about it.

Oh, wait she's a woman, that means she is empowered, silly me, trying to use some logic and long term thinking.

soytuamigo · 2021-09-25T14:08:41+00:00

I wonder who's the "nice guy" whos gonna fall for those tattoos on her face.

braucifur · 2021-09-28T15:27:49+00:00

She doesn't want to hook up she just wants a "nice" guy now. Those tats are so laughable if they are real she is basically excluded from society aside from the welfare office. How is the person at the welfare office/social service agency not supposed to burst out laughing at her appearance?

It's rare there is something funnier than a recently preggo wanting a resource provider but with those tats she is basically going to get sneered and laughed at in public for the rest of her life. Can you even imagine trying to bring her to a restaurant and order a meal? In her mind she's thinking "don't judge!" LMAO.

Can you imagine going to, say, Outback Steakhouse or Red Lobster with that? I'm dying laughing at the mere thought.

She's going to suck up some many taxpayer dollars funding her welfare lifestyle it's unreal. She is just getting started leeching off of society via the taxpayer's teet.

If you pay taxes congrats, this is where your taxpayer dollars are being redistributed to.

WalnutManTrader · 2021-10-02T02:44:14+00:00

No way in hell her father was in her life… or if he was, he was inside way more than JUST her life

sharedisaster · 2021-09-22T17:01:17+00:00

Wtf is this title

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