"My daughter comes first ALWAYS"

NolanKnowstheTruth · 2019-09-24T19:47:46+00:00

This profile depresses me.

I'd love to have a family with someone and am having real trouble in finding willing and interested partners...

And then I see this flabberbeast. This ugly, fat, stupid, obnoxious, entitled Zeppelin of a woman who actually managed to produce a child. Fuck right off with this nonsense, seriously.

xkulp8 · 2019-09-24T19:47:59+00:00

Daughter? Must have auto-corrected dinner.

Mortheous_Darkmere · 2019-09-24T20:01:03+00:00

Shit some guys are really fucking desperate!

[deleted] · 2019-09-24T19:42:25+00:00

Omfg someone hit that?

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-09-24T19:54:27+00:00

Okay, okay. Fuck it. I will do this one.

Greta Iceberg. What in bloody hell are you doing here?

Please feel free 2 shoot me

I am close Greta, reaaalll close.

if you're liking what you see.

I cannot imagine many mammals biting on this one Ms. Berg. Fun fact, "Berg" means mountain in German.

Once you get to kno me

Greta. It's a "w". Only one more letter to type. You are fucking lazy AF!

U'll see how awesome I truly am

You mean like "morbidly obese tatted up stoner single mom in a relationship seeking to cheat" type of awesome?

I'm not wanting games

Not any that make you move, I suspect

or petty little boys hitting me up for meaningless booty calls.

You are fucking lying. No boys of any age or persuasion are hitting you up for jack shit. You are trying to make us think you get hit on, but let's be honest - you don't have much luck online Greta, do you.

I kno what I want and deserve in this life

What, heart disease and a childish vocabulary?

I won't be taking any less

Something tells me you do not take anything less of anything - ever.

Please hit me

I am still thinking about the shooting request you just put out there. I am not a violent man, but you are making me rethink that.

If you're serious & would like to kno more

I would like to know more. Like:

Where did you UN-learn to spell?
Who fucked up your hair ?
How do you weigh yourself?
How do you wipe?
How the fuck did you get impregnated, and by whom?
Where do you stand on climate change - nah, just fuckin with ya.

Last question: Who comes first?

My daughter comes first.

Good job! You learned your lines perfectly.

Good luck Greta. I hope you find the person of your dreams one day. You deserve that... because you have earned it.

TacoSupremeVictory · 2019-09-24T19:45:07+00:00

I'm just amazed that some guy out there managed to impregnate this thing.

siriusisness · 2019-09-24T20:34:23+00:00

"my daughter comes first ALWAYS"...

except when there's food

fea_ther · 2019-09-25T00:56:58+00:00

Her daughter comes first... right after pizza and donuts.

lurkerhasarisen · 2019-09-24T19:48:34+00:00

That's just awful. As far as I can tell she has absolutely nothing going for her and a crap-ton of things working against her. This has got to be some black-pill post to demonstrate that even a blazing dumpster fire will get hits on OLD. It's almost like somebody created a profile just to see how many red flags could be put into the allotted space.

Every. Single. Thing. about this profile from the first picture to the last line (Relationship status: Taken) screams RUN AWAY!

[deleted] · 2019-09-24T20:51:36+00:00

Oh come the fuck on. So much wrong.

Look at her relationship status. "Taken". This fucking cow is trying to jump branches.
Speaking of cow. Holy fuck.
"Family oriented" - says the vine swinger
Her English is intentionally horrendous. Trying to read it made me cry.
Despite it all, some simp is messaging her right now.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-09-24T21:02:00+00:00

Looks like someone's been coached on self-confidence by feminists.

SilverGryphon · 2019-09-24T20:14:06+00:00

Who in the actual fuck managed to get it hard enough to impregnate this beached whale?

RunawayGrain · 2019-09-24T21:12:48+00:00

"Looking for the pot roast of my dreams!"

ThaHentaiConnoisseur · 2019-09-24T20:14:02+00:00

Jesus Christ! What type of man finds this attractive enough to put his dick inside and knock her up. Even incels will reject her, no?. Her profile is appalling. Just full of red flags.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-09-24T20:34:31+00:00

Having read this profile, looked at her pictures, and had the nasty image of 'booty call' drilled into my mind...

I have lost all interest in coming. I'm going to puke now.

krusty_fat · 2019-09-24T22:41:58+00:00

Tyrone, the fuck! Stop knocking up them ugly ass land-whales.

zengmow · 2019-09-24T19:34:48+00:00

Sometimes, these profiles are amusing. Other times I just hope a giant comet wipes this filth ridden planet right out of existence. Nothing personal, you entitled, disgusting planet.

PhantasyBoy · 2019-09-25T06:57:44+00:00

If she was the last woman on earth, I would use her as bait to catch an animal that I’d be happier to fuck.

almaryl · 2019-09-24T23:16:10+00:00

10 things girls want? --According to our lovely lady

Good morning/ Good night texts - Nobody has time for that,hun. At least I don't.
hugs from behind - assuming his arms are long enough
deep long conversations - about "concepts:its an october evening and it's raining outside..."? I get it. It's fall. Everyone is getting frisky.
taking pictures together - yes, if you leave some room for him. I'm afraid you might occupy the whole frame
surprises, even little xxxx(I can't read it) - surprises creampie? -something you might have had experienced before?
making time for her - yes...so you guys can make babies?
respect her family - well, I agree with you on this one. My dad always want to meet my men.
random kisses - You have enough surface area on your body for a man to kiss you. Go for it, hun.
a lot of love - love of food?
a guy that never lies...- yes. He gotta be honest like you are..just like how you show the world your real relationship status..

One more thing : You need to learn angle-frauding, hun. Also, that rainbow filter thing is so classless it puts Marx's utopian to shame

Helstromme · 2019-09-24T23:22:19+00:00

This isn't even bottom of the barrel. This is the cockroaches that hide under the barrel.

toolate4redpill · 2019-09-25T09:02:21+00:00

She used to have another daughter, she got hungry and ate her

Aldabruzzo · 2019-09-25T14:36:55+00:00

OMG WHAT THE HELL...

(Takes deep breath)

OK. I'm OK, guys.

Resident-evil-man · 2019-09-25T14:24:16+00:00

So unhealthy, and the decadence on the glitter means she probably has some form of mental illness.

Starcruiser28 · 2019-09-25T14:32:25+00:00

UGH!

This should be NSFW, nearly threw up!

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-09-24T22:37:14+00:00

If u use m3ssag3s like this, UR a uneducated simpleton.

You could be a 11/10 and you can still fuck off.

Deserve what? unlimited returns to the all you can eat buffet?

Tats, stoner, sausage fingers, can't see the floor while standing. What a catch.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-09-24T22:48:38+00:00

It's obvious food comes first, not your kid. Guys, have some self respect. Don't raw dog these monsters.

Dls95405 · 2019-09-24T23:21:48+00:00

So repulsive, and so unaware of the fact.

cracksniffer666 · 2019-09-25T00:12:22+00:00

What app is this, depressiondating.com?

Natuasi · 2019-09-25T02:07:25+00:00

What in the Honey Boo Boo fuck is going on here. :/

misanthr0pe666 · 2019-09-25T13:16:38+00:00

Is she smiling or trying to sit up? Can't tell

patstoddard · 2019-09-25T14:14:56+00:00

If she carries a rape whistle you know she’s an optimist

Ipride362 · 2019-09-25T14:18:52+00:00

“Petty little boys”.

Yeah, you’d crush a little boy. But some like that

siuside · 2019-09-24T21:02:30+00:00

Highly likely that it is a fake profile, catfishing for reactions on forums/subreddits etc.

NolanKnowstheTruth · 2019-09-24T21:36:53+00:00

"My bi-racial daughter come first ALWAYS!, please get here before the food runs out because I really want you to meet her."

lala_xyyz · 2019-09-24T23:09:03+00:00

goddammit now I need an eye bleach

coldsteel86 · 2019-09-25T00:17:04+00:00

Im sure she is a wonderful woman!

Dr_Bukkakee · 2019-09-25T00:39:52+00:00

Relationship status: Taken

Wait, what?

TrueRadicalDreamer · 2019-09-25T02:54:18+00:00

Daughter comes first at everything except the buffet line. Momma got to eat.

mtlfan82 · 2019-09-25T03:14:21+00:00

so many like this.. when I was online dating I always saw the 400lb unemployed woman with 3 kids from 4 different fathers that didn't drive proclaiming she was at a time in her life that she deserved to be treated like a princess/queen...but brings nothing fo the table

EasternHyena · 2019-09-25T04:08:49+00:00

Living alone isnt that bad, atleast you dont have to be with fat whale.

fagaaron · 2019-09-25T05:14:32+00:00

my daughter comes first always

I think she spelled dinner wrong.

Ibericvs · 2019-09-25T07:08:08+00:00

Always the fucking typical female thing 'I deserve'. You dont deserve shit bitch. You have to work for it like every one else.

allrandomworldnews · 2019-09-25T11:32:15+00:00

Dude you cant post stuff like that without some stickied eye bleach.

phlents · 2019-09-25T12:02:19+00:00

The "I know what I deswrve and I won't settle for anything less", and "the kids are my world and always comes first" must come from a f.ing template or something? They all write it

mvlock · 2019-09-25T12:20:16+00:00

100% fats

0% personality

HingustheBungus · 2019-09-25T13:50:36+00:00

That looks like a delicacy in Taiji, Japan.

bureaulard · 2019-09-25T15:49:06+00:00

It's as if the bad guys from the trolls movie came to life and started a Tinder profile.

TheFatalBagel · 2019-09-25T16:52:08+00:00

Relationship status: Taken??? What

FirmFirefighter · 2019-09-25T18:10:14+00:00

If you message a fat pig like this pork overdose, who has a profile which tries to make her look friendly you will probably get ignored or passive aggressive responses. They are one of the worst types to message. You won't have any human interaction just insults or ignored. I am guessing that some guy does get "lucky" with this pork chop but you wont be having a pleasant exchange with her if you send her a message. You think they would be grateful to get a message (Yes I did message fat disgusting pigs)

deesenaughts · 2019-09-25T21:23:00+00:00

not first to the buffet table I bet

mblazin1532 · 2019-09-26T04:40:55+00:00

Are you sure her daughter always comes first or is it food?

[deleted] · 2019-11-15T14:18:14+00:00

Looks like she's not playing with a full deck.

Krampus1313 · 2019-09-24T21:42:51+00:00

Sorry food comes first land whale

MRMRising · 2019-09-24T22:30:51+00:00

Well that was horrific to read.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-09-24T22:36:00+00:00

Ask any question.....? OK, how many fucking calories do you take in daily? Because we could feed a small country with the amount you eat.

Thetrvler · 2019-09-24T22:57:50+00:00

And some guy will tell her whatever she wants to hear to get sex on a slow night/week/month/year.

Cookiedoughjunkie · 2019-09-24T23:13:41+00:00

She's in a relationship as taken?

VoidbeyondTaken · 2019-09-24T23:27:20+00:00

This is just so much eww

ono_licious · 2019-09-24T23:54:47+00:00

After seeing that...I...have nothing to say. Just incredulous!

OilHaulerND · 2019-09-24T23:57:31+00:00

Why would I want to fuck a whale, let alone bring it pleasure?

NobodyP1 · 2019-09-25T00:01:31+00:00

Is she retarded? Or on the Spectrum at least?

Mike-Larry-1988 · 2019-09-25T00:01:49+00:00

What is this!?! Is this the chubby kid or the mother that’s looming for a cat?

stoneOwl2 · 2019-09-25T00:04:20+00:00

how deluded are people?!?!

animalmother2017 · 2019-09-25T00:17:58+00:00

I’m really feeling that tatted-up, family oriented, stoner vibe.

fujisan0388 · 2019-09-25T00:38:46+00:00

Oh dear

Sal_Yodada6502 · 2019-09-25T00:43:45+00:00

.....only because once upon a time her dad did, only to his everlasting regret.....

ImAWhoDat · 2019-09-25T00:49:10+00:00

oh my holy god

smfuel87 · 2019-09-25T00:56:12+00:00

.... theres guys hitting that up for booty calls?

Teh fuh?

Packerphan66 · 2019-09-25T01:38:14+00:00

She deserves to be pushed back into the ocean

She’s so fat, when she goes swimming the whales sing “we are family “

Bronzeraptor · 2019-09-25T01:47:49+00:00

I didn't realize Honey Boo Boo had a daughter.

Ugh, this post makes me crave eye and brain bleach.

teh_pope82 · 2019-09-25T01:58:51+00:00

I’m going with some degree of Down syndrome.

DenimRaptNightmare · 2019-09-25T02:39:47+00:00

Well...brave souls drunk enough to go there ensure that she comes first

DinDoNuffin182 · 2019-09-25T03:26:22+00:00

Some one was actually desperate enough to put their dick into that?

batfish55 · 2019-09-25T04:50:28+00:00

Good lord, what is that *thing*?

ugluk1 · 2019-09-25T05:47:44+00:00

I think the Beast did well to have made use of her womb, while it is still functioning. But getting BB is a bit of a long shot for her. I hope there won't be any.

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-09-25T05:56:09+00:00

Unless it robbed a sperm bank and did itself with a turkey baster, somebody fucked it

miguelcar · 2019-09-25T06:05:23+00:00

This is depressing on so many levels. Worst of all the horrendous grammar.

Yoji_84 · 2019-09-25T07:30:01+00:00

Well, she clearly doesn't come before McDonalds.

[deleted] · 2019-09-25T07:33:06+00:00

Just that face is enough to make me sick in my mouth 🤮🤮

jonnytechno · 2019-09-25T07:34:48+00:00

Yeah, that's a tired excuse from bitches who put fuck all effort in.....

& it's illustrated by the lack of effort put into exercise & how she looks

[deleted] · 2019-09-25T07:48:25+00:00

Booty call? Who the f in their right mind would hit her up for a bootycall?

Llawgoch25 · 2019-09-25T08:13:06+00:00

"Im an open book"......She should try reading one sometime, then she'd kno spellin an gramar betr. And "pretty little boys" hitting her up, yeah she's worrying over nothing there

[deleted] · 2019-09-25T08:25:08+00:00

Some guy actually fucked that thing? I'm outta here.

DrJamming · 2019-09-25T10:22:31+00:00

"My daughter comes first" - would that be with mustard and ketchup or small fried potatoes?

[deleted] · 2019-09-25T10:23:41+00:00

I've never come this close to puking before when looking at something on the computer. And I have seen two girls one cup.

Venny_1 · 2019-09-25T13:00:38+00:00

A guy put his dick in this??!!

Sake99 · 2019-09-25T13:01:22+00:00

Where is her neck? or does she have one?

FirmFirefighter · 2019-09-25T18:07:42+00:00

Please feel free to shoot me.... Yeah I will when I see your big rhino ass on the hunting range.

AliBarakat · 2019-09-25T23:12:49+00:00

I cant haz dis spelling iz 2 bad 4 me.

kyledontcare · 2019-09-26T00:31:24+00:00

I really don't like what I see. At all.

coiluniverse · 2019-09-26T05:54:31+00:00

"She's eating him then she's going to eat me! OH MY GOD!"

Jimmy2shites · 2019-09-26T06:54:37+00:00

What the fuck is that!!!!

MrBluePill · 2019-09-30T12:35:46+00:00

They called her Los unfuckable.

And yet.

1337_G33k · 2019-10-03T03:24:02+00:00

I'm just gonna put this out there... If it came down to a free pass at Golden Corral and leaving her daughter in the car napping. My money is on that she's choosing the food....

Title	"My daughter comes first ALWAYS"
Author	HamlessAmerica
Upvotes	265
Comments	179
Date	September 24, 2019 6:06 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/d8qyec/my_daughter_comes_first_always/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/my-daughter-comes-first-always.344039 https://theredarchive.com/post/344039

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