Only 5 kids

BrutalDivest · 2021-09-08T17:53:10+00:00

She pops out 5 kids and then expects someone to come along and spoil her.

She pops out 5 kids and is now "ready to create her empire".

She pops out 5 kids and she's still too good to message first.

Where the fuck do these people come from? How delusional do you have to be to think that people don't want you because they "can't handle you" and not because you're an obese, ugly, irresponsible fuck up with baby daddy drama over 5 fucking kids before you turned 30?

This shit truly blows my mind. You are not a queen, you are a fucking bane to society unleashing a plague of future criminals into your community.

isomortal · 2021-09-08T17:25:09+00:00

More like ‘child support collector’

TheUnspecialist · 2021-09-08T18:04:35+00:00

Wants someone to spoil her...

Is already spoiled 😬

MountainGoat1985 · 2021-09-08T17:45:14+00:00

5 destroyed futures. What a terrible person.

f3wl · 2021-09-08T17:37:48+00:00

She collects debt alright, debt that you will be expected to pay for.

ruck_my_life · 2021-09-08T18:53:05+00:00

Claims to not be rated E for Everyone

Has had a child with almost everyone.

I'm confused.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-09-08T18:12:33+00:00

Hate messaging first? Most guys hate blown out cooter.

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-09-08T19:00:33+00:00

Her five kids are the real victims here.

Gundamsafety · 2021-09-08T18:21:37+00:00

Like DAMN Scooby! She is to big for the camera! That is one hell of a close up shot.

She is so unique that she sounds just like every other "Queen" we see.

Kids, needs to be spoiled, ready to settle down, looking for a "real Man" bla bla bla...

TheSigilStone · 2021-09-08T18:44:49+00:00

NO FWB OR COUPLES

Isn't that what you're doing with your baby daddy(daddies)? As soon as you have to go your baby dad's house for custody, you'll "have a moment of weakness" because of "past love".

After all, you did pop out 5 bastards.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2021-09-08T18:19:49+00:00

Wildly enough, there are guys who’d agree, if it meant a relationship with a loving woman that included regular sex. The problem is that she wouldn’t let such a guys come near her.

redditradishman · 2021-09-08T19:52:39+00:00

Debt collector... wow that's too perfect.

yellomachine · 2021-09-08T18:26:19+00:00

Can't handle it. Don't need to.

DyingMisfit · 2021-09-08T20:54:45+00:00

Remember, she's a 'debt collector'. She'll collect all the debt in the world she can collect, after all there is an empire to build, a tribe to feed and a joint custody to sustain. She will collect so much debt, even your debt on behalf of you and for you too, that you will feel 'indebted'.

Got it bros?

"Just do it."

DesertLover17 · 2021-09-08T20:04:56+00:00

What is it with the bubble lips?! These girls think that's attractive. Run from women having a distorted view of beauty

SCCock · 2021-09-08T20:57:35+00:00

Her lips look like she is having an allergic reaction to a bee sting!

ArchDemonKerensky · 2021-09-08T19:16:09+00:00

You wanna be spoiled because you spoiled your life with stupid decisions.

Hunk_Maggot · 2021-09-08T20:13:42+00:00

Let's try this again

wtf you did this at least 5 TIMES with different men, what would be different this time?

Divine-Nemesis · 2021-09-09T00:39:49+00:00

Debt collector lol. She’s gonna be collecting her debt and giving it to the chump who gets with this 29 year old mother of 5. Really?!?! These just get worse and worse with every new profile. I’m out of the game, MGTOW but to the men still trying, I feel for you.

Rob141414 · 2021-09-08T18:39:16+00:00

How many daddies?

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-09-08T20:23:38+00:00

Did a horny hornet sting her lips? What happened?

Joaquino7997 · 2021-09-08T20:42:15+00:00

Just so we're clear:

Never mind. I swiped left before I gave a shit.

PopularBug5 · 2021-09-09T01:54:15+00:00

Ah, another 'shy' single mother who is never too shy to fornicate.

Harry_Teak · 2021-09-08T18:36:28+00:00

With five kids it kinda does sound like she was rated E for Everyone. But now she's rated O for Omegas but thinks she's rated B for Betabux.

Sadly she probably will find a provider, just not the wealthy industrialist with a three pound cock she's hoping for.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-09-08T18:19:34+00:00

How fvcked up is fvcked up? Re-read her dating profile and add your name to the beginning of the sentences.

Icangetitexceptme · 2021-09-08T18:47:30+00:00

Looks like she spoils herself plenty

King_Ky1996 · 2021-09-08T19:15:12+00:00

Not rated E for everyone………… has 5 kids

crysis_ind · 2021-09-08T20:07:47+00:00

She already has an empire how many does she wanna create 10 15 20

ItzBoogieMan · 2021-09-08T20:38:06+00:00

She wants to be spoiled but she’s soiled with 5 different baby daddy kids

StinkingDischarge · 2021-09-08T21:39:02+00:00

And you have to do the chasing because she knows her worth.

ess2019 · 2021-09-08T20:16:20+00:00

by debt collector does she mean child support?

NoNameAvailableSee · 2021-09-08T22:26:44+00:00

How she got 5 kids with them sick sucking lips? I would have thought she swallowed up all of the seed.

SquirtBurt · 2021-09-09T00:13:26+00:00

Tattoos, Astrology, Love Anime.... she’s still a child.

loneliness-inc · 2021-09-09T04:05:52+00:00

I just wanna be spoiled

Sweaty, you're already spoiled.

No-Cry-4771 · 2021-09-09T13:58:03+00:00

I bet that even now she would still turn her nose up at Steve the accountant.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-09-08T21:30:18+00:00

Her tribe likely includes all the fathers of her 5 kids.

Long_Significance611 · 2021-09-08T23:56:07+00:00

By “debt collector” she meant collecting the child support debt from baby daddies.

2021-09-09T03:05:09+00:00

Gentlemen there are no words for this insanity just laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

shru_Kay · 2021-09-09T04:09:20+00:00

I mean she already is having a tribe.

gilmoe_1973 · 2021-09-09T08:42:36+00:00

Her uterus is a goddamn clown car. To hell with all that.

Ulfberht75 · 2021-09-09T10:07:32+00:00

Ha ha! Those lips looks like ballons.

I guess shes allergic to "nuts" but still love to lick`em. Crazy woman!

RG1527 · 2021-09-09T12:24:01+00:00

Debt Collector... More like Debt Creator.

linux_user__ · 2021-09-09T12:52:47+00:00

Her mouth looks like a hemorrhoided anus.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-09-08T21:30:35+00:00

Her tribe likely includes all the fathers of her 5 kids.

NBA_MSG · 2021-09-09T02:01:53+00:00

Oh she's a debt collector alright

KilledBoner · 2021-09-09T02:07:10+00:00

No couples, huh?

I doubt two people in the same household would like to get with her, so no worries there.

sshevie · 2021-09-09T02:32:41+00:00

Yipes.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-09-09T03:02:41+00:00

"guess what I am not rated E for everyone"

No honey, your rated PLO...... pathetic losers only.

Ratatouille2000 · 2021-09-09T08:46:31+00:00

Lady you already got your empire 5 FUCKING KIDS are in your tribe

spyramyr · 2021-09-09T09:24:08+00:00

Says she's "not rated E for everyone". Is 29 with 5 kids.

Who the fuck does she think she kidding? 🤣🤣🤣

This town's bike has a flat tyre.

bartbitsu · 2021-09-09T13:26:08+00:00

She won't create her own empire, she will invade someone else's roman empire with her barbarian ~~horde~~ tribe

Rick264 · 2021-09-10T09:54:47+00:00

Where do I start with this one .Oh my god she has grown up and is ready to "settle" for some blue pilled beta ... Chad has pumped her five times with his kid and pulled a Houdini , now it is time to cuck a beta bux provider male pokemon , gotta catch em all . clear cut case of "female dating strategy"

djc_tech · 2021-09-10T10:39:09+00:00

Five kids? Jesus! That’s nit a family it’s a tribe. No thanks

melonmagellan · 2021-09-10T15:51:56+00:00

If you have joint custody you're not a fucking single mother.

YesYesYesVeryGood · 2021-09-11T19:31:10+00:00

I don't think all of her brood have the same father, regardless of what she wrote.

EpicNoobSlayer420 · 2021-09-13T14:45:22+00:00

A debt collector 🤦‍♂️

Alturius · 2021-09-09T23:40:33+00:00

I just wanna be spoiled

She has already achieved this goal. After having 5 kids resulting from her poor decisions, she has well and truly spoiled herself. Mentally, physically and emotionally.

A V O I D!

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-09-15T05:20:33+00:00

It's a pussy, not a fucking Stargate.

Roblox838 · 2021-09-18T07:35:01+00:00

I would have asked if anyone else noticed "debt collector", but it seems 7 others have already

Title	Only 5 kids
Author	WDGHr
Upvotes	342
Comments	124
Date	September 8, 2021 3:29 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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