Send me an angel

loneliness-inc · 2021-12-26T13:04:41+00:00

Translation: she's a human being in search of a human doing. She used to offer her being in the hopes of securing his doing, but that failed miserably.

She now wishes to act as if she's a fresh, clean, pretty being who just came of age and can choose whichever human doing she wants.

Enjoy your cats 🐈

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Yowazzuplol · 2021-12-26T13:19:07+00:00

It's funny how she talks about not taking off "cloths" (wow that's so much more intelligent sounding than clothes) then in the picture shown she has already taken off said "cloths". Hypocrisy much? You hooked up a lot in the past and we both know you did, don't pretend you're all holier than thou now that you've realised what a fucking dumbass you've been for the majority of your adult/teenage life. Also lose some fucking weight. Bare minimum, bro. Learn to live a healthy life, instead of pretending.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-12-26T13:40:26+00:00

I prefer dog pics to dick pics.

Then...why doesn't she just look in the mirror and be done with it?

AlinYBN1 · 2021-12-26T13:25:24+00:00

I also prefer beautiful, young and in good shape skin over hanging side fat-folds but what can you do?

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-12-26T16:42:15+00:00

The real benefit of subs like this and basic red pill knowledge is allowing you to read between the lines of “as of late I have found physical connection is no longer enough “

That tells you everything about how she spent her late teens and 20s. The guys she went for etc

Also dispels the common lie that blue pill men are told about looks not mattering (at least as much) to women. This one is telling us that previously is was ONLY looks that mattered

Overkillengine · 2021-12-26T13:19:30+00:00

Its hilarious and sad how she seems to think that men's lack of standards for what they will fuck somehow translates at a 1:1 ratio into lack of standards for commitment.

timebandit1975 · 2021-12-26T13:56:06+00:00

37 years old and looking for genuine connection. It's over hun.

maruadventurer · 2021-12-26T14:43:45+00:00

You want an Angel, you NEED a Peletron.

Is it just me or has the quality of the bimbos fallen of late?

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-12-26T15:25:01+00:00

A 37 year old post wall overweight woman who appears to now want something serious but describes that in the worst prose possible (and it’s not even hers she is quoting someone). Her picture isn’t flattering as it’s clear she’s got fat folds and doesn’t even show her face. It’s good she prefers dog pics that will help her narrow which dogs to get.

thisisnotyourconcern · 2021-12-26T16:33:45+00:00

Technician at Eye Clinic.

God, do I ever need one of those after seeing that picture!

2021-12-27T09:06:47+00:00

LOL. This is one of the funniest ones I've read. She fat and she saying " now physical attraction ain't enough." Girl you fat lol

mustangfrank · 2021-12-26T15:56:24+00:00

I thought angels could fly. This one can't. It would take the wings of Rodan to get her off the ground.

Snoid_ · 2021-12-27T00:32:28+00:00

Baby got back...

...fat.

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-12-26T17:15:44+00:00

The text is for Billy. The photo is for Chad.

Nothing has changed with her. Chad still doesn't require an emotional connection to reach Nirvana.

RedBlow22 · 2021-12-26T17:53:40+00:00

Does it look like she's holding hands with a guy, or am I missing something? If so, then, yeah, you couldn't have picked a better pic, holding Chad's hand. /s

DazednConfused2308 · 2021-12-26T22:06:19+00:00

That's alot if fancy words to basically say "iv had Chad's running trains on me since I was 18 but now I'm hitting the wall and need a REAL man to settle down with before it's too late" even better it's all a quote she ripped off because she too un original and basic bitch to think of anything herself. To make it worse, she has a dog obsession and 100% she will do nothing but talk about her "little fur baby" Dog obsessions is a sign of mental illness and every bitch has one. No pun intended

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-12-26T22:47:04+00:00

"I've found physical attraction is no longer enough", she says that. And then.....she looks like that!

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2021-12-27T01:17:19+00:00

Shift your interests to cats and boxed wine.

You fucked up, both literally and metaphorically, 19 years of your life (18-37).

Now you want courtship, emotional connection before sex? Hahahaha, you cannot make this shit up.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-12-27T01:54:16+00:00

I'll bet she thought that tat was cute 100 lbs ago. It definitely isn't any longer!

Jbr74 · 2021-12-27T17:16:35+00:00

Satan is technically an angel also.

incarnate1 · 2021-12-27T17:48:42+00:00

Only took her 37 years to realize physical attraction is not the most important thing in a relationship 👍.

Old_snowboarder · 2021-12-26T17:24:52+00:00

She'll need bigger wings if she wants to get all that weight airborne.

Boar_excrement · 2021-12-26T22:04:03+00:00

When bingo wings just aren't enough.....

panzer22222 · 2021-12-27T04:17:50+00:00

Oh come on guys...i cant be the only one who thought she was Pam from Archer...really??

Howard_Huge · 2021-12-27T08:57:40+00:00

There is no way, in any aerodynamic possibility, that those wings are big enough to get her off the ground.

Neurismus · 2021-12-27T07:44:49+00:00

Dear God, all I want for Christmas is one angel lady.

God: here you go

DecimatingDarkDeceit · 2021-12-27T17:25:59+00:00

>She ain't an angel. She is the Zerg !

CisgenderPig · 2021-12-27T21:25:10+00:00

Gonna need bigger wings than that to liftoff, fatty. Maybe a jet turbine.

MastermindX · 2021-12-28T10:16:04+00:00

Stay away from my dog! I know what these kind of women want to do with him.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-12-28T23:10:35+00:00

Begone, Satan!

GasMaskGhou1 · 2022-01-13T07:30:50+00:00

Gonna need a bigger rocket for all that payload

Title	Send me an angel
Author	Emotional_Ad_643
Upvotes	113
Comments	82
Date	December 26, 2021 7:45 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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