Show me you're different!

2_of_Clubs · 2020-12-15T12:20:06+00:00

Too fat, too furious. The movie.

Llawgoch25 · 2020-12-15T12:15:56+00:00

"Model" hate to think what that actually means

Nathaniel66 · 2020-12-15T13:48:20+00:00

How come they think "i've had my fun times" part is an asset they bring to the table?

aad7990 · 2020-12-15T12:26:13+00:00

Hugeeee

This just drives me nuts. I have a feeling she is wanting to elongate the U in the word but just like the rest of these people they elongate the E and make the word hugeeee instead of huuuuge. Which is what they are trying to say. I may just be a grammar nazi but come on, use your brain.

YouSaidChicken · 2020-12-15T12:12:57+00:00

Fun is over fuckface, pay me.

So she's sitting on a car, and someone else is taking a picture of the photographer, so multiple cameras were involved.

Why? In fact, why include the photographer's hand instead of just cropping it out?

Also, is this "generation" fat-maxxing now?

Awesomeo70706 · 2020-12-15T12:19:09+00:00

Oh the red flags.

Aronacus · 2020-12-15T13:29:14+00:00

Huge risk taker.

That means Herpes!

ONEJOHNSON · 2020-12-15T12:30:20+00:00

Talk about failing upwards, how does one so violently average become a "model"?

lotsofhubris · 2020-12-15T13:26:58+00:00

I model= I take pics of my butthole on onlyfans

Krampus1313 · 2020-12-15T13:48:02+00:00

LOL "model" and modeling on a shitty 350z?

NickRausch · 2020-12-15T14:27:07+00:00

The 350z really says it all

CSM_Pepper · 2020-12-15T12:37:44+00:00

Sturgis: That's the bitch who fell off.

Aaron_Hungwell · 2020-12-15T15:02:26+00:00

So - she's doing the 'lean-in' pose (to hide belly) on an old -ass NIssan 350Z? this is the extant of her modeling? I suppose I might give her OnlyFans 2 dollars a year if she could do some weird stuff with the stick shift lol.

Gloval1 · 2020-12-15T14:09:52+00:00

If the Terminators made Megan Fox machines this one would be pulled off the assembly line after it got partially crushed by falling machinery.

"I've had my fun" is my favorite line of all the red-flag profile quotes. Way to literally admit you're gonna make a guy jump through hoops for basic affection. LEFT!

mph99999 · 2020-12-15T14:21:25+00:00

Wow, a risk taker that likes to live life to the fullest, shows "sexy" profile picture and has a high body count now ready to settle down.

I bet every attractive intelligent stable male that look at her profile can't believe themselves how lucky they are to have found her, their soulmate, the complete package, finally.

Traksimuss · 2020-12-15T12:50:52+00:00

The list of demands is strangely short. Not that it makes her any better.

FairlyWhelmed · 2020-12-15T12:22:00+00:00

"hugeee" red flags

saberwarthog · 2020-12-15T14:59:44+00:00

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chuggimuggi · 2020-12-15T16:12:40+00:00

Lot of city miles, service history unknown.

RatingsOutOfTen · 2020-12-15T14:04:19+00:00

I wish I could see a look into the average man's mind that looks at these profiles. I'd like to see how a man who actually has some real value interprets these women.

The sad part is the men who are probably decent men who are like "0H wOw hErE iS My cHaNCe To n0T BE aLOnE!!! sHe Iz tHe 0nE!!"

LaLa_Land543 · 2020-12-15T16:19:25+00:00

She’s different from all the other fat, trashy ~~models~~ bitches spreading it on a Nissan

evergreen35 · 2020-12-15T13:32:13+00:00

Retarded chonker.

MRMRising · 2020-12-15T16:07:30+00:00

I'm a package deal.

Translation; I have at least one kid and I want you to help pay for it. Once the kid is grown and the mortgage is paid off, then I will dispose of you.

2020-12-15T16:18:46+00:00

"I'LL FUCK A DUDE OR A CHICK AT THIS POINT HELP THE WALL"

Physical-Pie748 · 2020-12-15T16:26:15+00:00

"not playing games". listen lady, youre pump and dump material. nothing more, im sure the body count is over 9000. you had your fun huh? listen now its my time to have fun, now in the 30s its my turn to have fun and dump girls like you.

taoofmojo · 2020-12-15T13:35:12+00:00

She realise that the parking lot is the back ground right?

adriannmng · 2020-12-15T15:25:44+00:00

Oh, so she gets it that "had my fun" was her wasting her time. Right?

MeaningfulMan69 · 2020-12-15T21:36:32+00:00

Just because you get photographed by a kid with 1,000 followers on his photography Instagram page doesn’t mean you’re a model, delusional lady

SuperbClick · 2020-12-16T00:09:04+00:00

26 and already hit the wall smh

Spaceisawesome1 · 2020-12-15T16:36:24+00:00

If she put any real weight on that car there would be a huge dent where her cottage cheese touched it. I am embarrassed for everyone involved in this "modeling" situation. She looks like she is leaning on that car, winded after having had a large fatty meal in a restaraunt down the street.

withrowsprings · 2020-12-15T23:42:26+00:00

Empty parking lot ....Check
Phoney muscle car or a supposed to be rich car .... Check
Photoshoot for a music album or only fans... Check
Friends or PIMP to encourage or direct her poses... Check
Pointless description for a profile .... Check
Still confused about sexuality... Check
Nothing to offer... Check
Ready for that "Good man" willing to marry her....

2020-12-18T03:18:34+00:00

I don't get it. This poor guy is just trying to park his car and this fat bitch comes along and starts rubbing her arse all over the bonnet?!! Does she have no shame?

seldomusedacc · 2020-12-15T13:02:00+00:00

How’d she end up with a modeling gig????

Notlikeotherguys · 2020-12-15T13:09:57+00:00

The fun nazi says "NO FUN FOR YOU!"

throw-away-1709 · 2020-12-15T17:05:28+00:00

A cheap woman on a cheap car.

Expensive maintaince....

Tracynmega · 2020-12-15T17:39:47+00:00

Starts with her sign , ok up to a bad start She’s a package deal , we all know what this is about don’t we ? Nope.flv

I-am-the-lul · 2020-12-15T17:56:25+00:00

I'm a Capricorn. I Model.

An eTHOT who believes in nonsense, she's a real catch, imagine all the itches and scratches you will get from sticking your fishing pole in her water-hole.

justaskinthequestion · 2020-12-15T18:09:08+00:00

hahaha, "model"

MentORPHEUS · 2020-12-15T18:33:19+00:00

Wonder what agency is buying "Angry fat bitch hate pooping on an older used car" photos these days?

Redhood616 · 2020-12-15T18:54:42+00:00

Wow I’m genuinely surprised she isn’t a single mom. Or she is and just “forgot” to include that detail in her profile

MrNeurotypical · 2020-12-15T19:19:54+00:00

Must be a plus sized apparel model tired of trying to keep her weight photogenic and tolerable enough for a hook up so now she needs "my person" to support her while she lets herself go completely.

newtomtl83 · 2020-12-15T19:20:20+00:00

Shitty picture of a shitty photograph who pretends to organize a pHoToShOOt for a shitty model dressed with shitty clothes, having a shitty posture in front of a shitty car.

RampantRyanLion · 2020-12-15T19:35:00+00:00

Taking photos for your escort website doesn't make you a model.

SuperbClick · 2020-12-16T00:10:16+00:00

She wants someone to pay more than the last 1000 ONS did

Hot5oup · 2020-12-16T00:37:57+00:00

Ugh, the trendy bi bullshit.

horse3y3s · 2020-12-16T01:49:09+00:00

Hehe sure does looks like she had A LOT of fun

damiksta93 · 2020-12-16T01:53:09+00:00

Do these whores actually believe the shit they put in their bio. Fucken crazy

vtec__ · 2020-12-16T04:46:08+00:00

nice 350z

ShakenMemeMagic · 2020-12-16T15:40:45+00:00

You know, I could swear to Buddha that there's some kinda template that these chicks copy/paste from when they make profiles like these. Too many of these profiles look too much alike

rjt2887 · 2020-12-16T17:25:14+00:00

“I model” hahahahahaha

DoubleGunzChippa · 2020-12-18T23:04:21+00:00

This is a minor gripe, but it's a pet peeve of mine when people stretch out a word using the wrong letter.

It should be "huuuuuuuge".

Another pet peeve? Randomly capitalized Words. Get that Shit out of There.

2020-12-16T10:48:45+00:00

Imagine the stench on that bonnet.

road_laya · 2020-12-16T13:09:51+00:00

Who are taking the photos?

2020-12-18T10:01:24+00:00

Package deal wtf? Is this some veiled admission that she has kids?

2020-12-18T10:02:13+00:00

Drive her like she's stolen

redditmoderator007 · 2020-12-26T15:11:47+00:00

Risk taker? Hmmm aka cum in me and let's see what happens.

sullyc1011 · 2020-12-27T02:03:05+00:00

Eh she seems kinda cool, no games no bullshit and up front. Nothing here to warrant the hate... yeesh.

Jeviok · 2020-12-15T18:15:04+00:00

Another auto-generated profile.

Title	Show me you're different!
Author	guynpdx
Upvotes	205
Comments	111
Date	December 15, 2020 12:03 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/kdkiox/show_me_youre_different/
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