So basically, I get to play babysitter with some woman’s tuilithe gan disciplín, and in return, I might occasionally get starfish sex? Incredible! Sign me up!

ArchDemonKerensky · 2021-11-12T04:23:36+00:00

someone that treats your kids like his own? sounds like their father.

houseoftolstoy · 2021-11-12T04:35:26+00:00

wanting a nice guy who will treat my kids like his Own

In all fairness, there is a way to find this kind of man. There is one very important step to take with a nice guy in order to make sure that he will treat the kids as his own. That is: have the kids actually be his own.

Crazy? I know! There's this thing called biology that causes men to be invested far more into a child if his genes are present in the child. Not that it will always work, but if you make sure that you have a good man who is trustworthy and reliable before you jump into bed with him, it greatly mitigates the issue.

This woman, like many others, did things in the wrong order. Only now when she has another man's child(ren) does she start looking for a "nice guy" to be the father figure to her children. Had she possessed any consideration for her offspring and the man she is hoping will enter the picture, she would not have ended up pregnant with another man. Instead, she would seek out a good and reliable man when she is childless. But this concept appears to be lost with so many women. When they wonder why they cannot find a good man, it is because they did not prioritize looking for him when it was most important.

slipkid223 · 2021-11-12T04:14:57+00:00

Get yerself a fattie with kids

One-Move · 2021-11-12T04:15:02+00:00

My kids? More than one at 21 😱

ZZoMBiEXIII · 2021-11-12T05:16:23+00:00

Ugh. I wrote a longer post, but it became a meandering ramble.

I'll instead just post this one sentence. I feel bad for the poor kid. Good luck, little bastard (dictionary definition, not an insult). I hope you can beat the odds.

Ok_Management4634 · 2021-11-12T05:18:25+00:00

The stupid teddy bear filter (or whatever the hell it is) really helps convince me she's ready for a mature adult relationship now.. lol

Smart men don't raise other men's kids.. For god's sake..

This was a good tag -- "Dual Mating Strategy".. I wish all men would refuse to raise Chad's baby.. The maybe "Alpha F---" would not be so attractive ..

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-11-12T07:35:02+00:00

The moment you'll treat her kids as their own is the moment you're in the hook for child support.

Extension-Soil-620 · 2021-11-12T06:31:48+00:00

21 and Single mom, dumb filter, and overweight.

Catch her now boys !!

PirateDocBrown · 2021-11-12T08:58:59+00:00

No fats, no brats. She loses.

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-11-12T05:34:07+00:00

A 21 year old single mother with kids but who can’t or won’t be with the father but wants some other guy to step in to treat them like his own. Right. Just run men.

Glittering-Meat3088 · 2021-11-12T05:12:03+00:00

I'd rather double fist tasers and zap myself in the nipples.

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2021-11-12T09:15:05+00:00

It's a very long way alone from 21 till the day you die.

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2021-11-12T04:10:05+00:00

Béarla - Gaelige Translation:

tuilithe gan disciplín = "undisciplined bastards"

PopularBug5 · 2021-11-12T08:51:37+00:00

21 going on 50.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-11-12T14:35:53+00:00

Baby mama, here looking for sex if you're hawt. But what I need is a walking wallet for me to use, exploit, take advantage of, bleed dry, and then toss away the dessicated husk when he's completely tapped out.

This has got to be like the 25th time I've written this. This has to be like the 25th profile I've seen on here like this.

Are you guys seeing the patterns yet? Can you read between the lines on these yet?

Are you getting it? Can you see it?

AdderallAllTheTime3 · 2021-11-12T09:58:45+00:00

The liar

The baby

and the propensity of this crazy

PaulMurrayCbr · 2021-11-12T12:26:02+00:00

Helps to know some Australian slang. 'Root' means 'fuck', but with connotations. People fuck. Dogs root.

paristeta · 2021-11-12T13:55:27+00:00

Someone that treats my kids as his own

So...like the father, pump her and then dump her and the kid?

Profitglutton · 2021-11-12T08:41:22+00:00

No way she’s 21

2021-11-12T09:11:01+00:00

unless those kids are dogs, that shit aint gonna happen.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-11-12T14:08:20+00:00

We've had this one before. I distinctly remember the teddy bear filter and the phrase "not here for a root".

Butt it's been a long enough time to allow it again.

Joh_Ghurt · 2021-11-12T14:11:48+00:00

wanting a nice guy who treats my kids like his own

Chad: I squirt my potential kids down any willing throat. Where should I squirt your kids down?

Tyrone: I don't pay child-support for any of my children, I don't even know their name. I'll do the same with yours.

This wish would make good material for another episode of "Be careful what you wish for, you might get it!"

WalnutManTrader · 2021-11-12T22:02:01+00:00

The moment I read the words “nice guy” I almost busted a gut at work laughing

polishknightusa · 2021-11-12T15:37:07+00:00

Reading the below comments and between the lines, here's a 21 year old woman with multiple kids. She at least is young (or claims to be) but aside from that, wants the highest demand from a man (treat someone else's kids as his own) while providing nothing. She likes music and coffee, which isn't as snotty as some profiles we've seen here but nonetheless, she has provided absolutely nothing but a defiled albeit young womb.

It's hard to say what may have happened, we have little to go on. Perhaps she married her secondary school sweetheart, had two kids with him, found him using drugs and booted him. Or maybe she rode the CC and got off of it young. Or maybe she just booted the guy because she wasn't getting "tinglies". In the past, some women like this would have come up on the market but they at least would have had the brains to offer SOMETHING more than just baggage. Perhaps she'd say she cooks and just say she has kids, but not demand anything right away.

In any case, Roosh law is that if a woman mentions sex in any context upon first meeting/profile, even in denial "no hook ups" means she has and will continue to hook up.

tiernach · 2021-11-12T11:50:44+00:00

By starfish sex I thought you meant anal. I was expecting a dating profile where a woman was offering anal if you watched her kids. Before finding this subreddit I would have never thought that possible but now that is exactly what I expected to see.

Blogginginvicecity · 2021-11-12T22:14:32+00:00

Kids plural???? 😱🤮

So basically, I get to play babysitter with some woman’s tuilithe gan disciplín, and in return, I might occasionally get starfish sex? Incredible! Sign me up!

Comments

Fathers are LITERALLY tools of the patriarchy!!!

Ohmygaaawd! I'm like LITERALLY shaking right now.

Biology is a tool of the patriarchy and that's muh soggy knees stick hate speech!!!

Title	So basically, I get to play babysitter with some woman’s tuilithe gan disciplín, and in return, I might occasionally get starfish sex? Incredible! Sign me up!
Author	Maximum-Complaint-68
Upvotes	173
Comments	66
Date	November 12, 2021 4:08 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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