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[–]JacobMoogberg69 534 points535 points536 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
If she is asking you how many guys you have slept with she is thinking you are gay.
[–]TrainingNail 53 points54 points55 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Bi makes the most sense here
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Na he's not flirting with her so she's reading him as gay.
[–]TrainingNail 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I’ve never made a move on her because she’s dating my friend
Doesn’t look like it
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yea and that stops ho's from being ho's.
Several years ago a friend of mine met this very attractive girl and they started dating, after a while she would come out with us to drink and play pool. This goes on for a few months, one outing the girl is talking to me and being really flirty, I put it off as she's got a good buzz and just being friendly. Anyway they are both a bit too buzzed to drive so I offer for them to come crash at my place a few blocks over, I had walked there. They agree and I setup an air mattress in the spare room and give them some blankets, I plop down on the couch and watch something on tv. Not long after she comes out and sits down next to me, I say hi and keep watching, she asks me why I don't try to fuck her, ah because she's my friends girlfriend. She says that doesn't matter, she would fuck me if I made an effort, I was like ah no thanks. She starts asking why, isn't she good enough looking, aren't these tits nice as she pulls up her shirt, I'm like yea you are good looking and yep great tits, your still my friends girlfriend. She says, I will suck your dick right now if you pull it out, nope situation hasn't changed, then she's like what are you gay? Nope, just not into fucking my friends girlfriend. She gets up and goes to the spare room and shuts the door, I go to my bedroom shortly after and lock the door, I just had this feeling she would do something.
I wake up in the morning and she's on the couch watching TV, the door to the spare room is open and my friend is still crashed out. She says his broke dick ass needs to stop drinking, he can't fuck drunk and she was horny last night. I'm like ok, got a drink and went back to my bedroom. My friend eventually gets up and they go get his car and go back to his place. Later that day he calls and inquires as to what happened last night, his girl woke him up really late calling me a fag etc, I told him how she was trying to come onto me and how she said something about being drunk and horny in the morning.
The next weekend rolls around and we meet up at the bar and he is alone, I ask about the girlfriend and he says they just broke up, they got into an argument and she said she had been fucking other dudes because he gets too drunk and passes out.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude you’re the fucking man. A real friend brah. It’s sad that dudes would fuck their friends over for some pussy. Just wanna say I appreciate people like you
[–]JacobMoogberg69 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women will say this when you reject them because it's the only way they can deal with it by having a plausible excuse. When a woman is horny and wants to fuck and you can't get the job done, god help you. She will hate you forever. Women are raised to think their sex is the most valuable thing they have and if you reject that you are basically calling them worthless. Just good for thought. Btw your friend needs help.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That has been my experience a few times. Western women are raised to think their pussy is a gold mine.
I tried to help him, drinking was his way of dealing with PTSD from spending too much time in Fallujah and Iraq overall. I wish I could say I was able to help him but he killed himself in 2015. It hurts to lose friends like that and I have lost far too many in the last 20 years that way. PTSD is something the military tries to ignore, they treat it like it's your problem and they don't want to be infected by you. Hindsight 20/20 I'm glad I got medically discharged when I did, I got to miss all that shit over there that fucked up so many of my friends and family.
[–]JacobMoogberg69 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus sorry to hear about this. My condolences.
[–]burner6867 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
theyre saying she thinks he's gay
[–]TrainingNail 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know. But then OP would be stupid if he said “because she’s dating my friend” instead of “because she thinks I’m gay”.
[–]Godofwine21 210 points211 points212 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
If she asks again, tell her a ridiculously high number. Assert dominance.
[–]Fluffy_Risk9955 79 points80 points81 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Today? It’s been only 6 so far. How about you be my number 7?
[–]DonnyBomeneddy 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agree and amplify is so fun!
[–]ChrispyK 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
wtf, don't hit on your friend's girl. That may be the easiest way to lose friends I've ever seen.
[–]Fluffy_Risk9955 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don’t bang my friends girl.
She’s the one crossing the line not me and I’ll just be the one messing with her.
My friend knows my boundaries. Messing with her cool, banging her not cool.
[–]burner6867 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
did you read the question lol she thinks he's gay
[–]OhAndOneMoreThing 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Standard shit test. Agree and amplify…give a ridiculous answer but deliver it seriously so you low key point out the absurdity of the question
Works every time
[–]banditcleaner2 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahh yes, the old agree and amplify. it works well tbh
[–]Accomplished-Lab5914 148 points149 points150 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Forget about her, and keep distance since she's dating a friend. Will only end up badly for all parties involved.
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[–]vdfgajt 161 points162 points163 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Username suggests otherwise
[–]SpiritDragon 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They might be ready to fuck, but they still have standards and boundaries.
[–]ZosoWicca 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hshahahah
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is.
[–]marky860 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell her just that! " Don't worry about me I'm not interested" in her that is. She is prying for sure!
[–]FlyGroundbreaking857 37 points38 points39 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Maybe you interest her and she wants a thrumple!
[–]zystyl 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ménage a googolplex
[–]euphorrick 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A diddly ditty for three fitty
[–]Global-Bridge-6787 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I’ve been there. Not being directly asked a question like this but the vibe a girl who’s taken gives when you don’t act thirsty towards her like other dudes.
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[–]Global-Bridge-6787 29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s possible. Depends how other guys treat her. Some guys will hit on a woman blatantly in front of her bf even if they’re friends or acquaintances. If you don’t, even if it’s because you respect their relationship, she might be more drawn to you. That’s been my experience and it’s annoying, because I genuinely am not into women in relationships. That’s a ticking time bomb.
[–]wickedlobstah 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She night have a hot friend, shes scopin out a double date scenario
[–]flgeo7 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is it
The answer is “more than a friends name and less than boyfriends name”
[–]ChoppedBelAir 38 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's scouting you for herself or a friend. Keep up the mystery and if she tries to hook up, you should run
[–]ShadowFoxxx15 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe she is shit testing your homie trying to see if he is insecure about her being interested in other men or trying to split yall up
[–]shaggy2gay 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It's either a shit test or a screening question or both. Just answer honestly and don't follow up with any explanations or excuses for the number being too low / too high.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why even answer? It’s none of her business.
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[–]Bossmanhulk 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right....never answer that question
[–]Dwaynedibley24601 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's always that girl.. no one knows why... likely she is the type that just catalogs information on people so she can use it later... or she is compiling info for a friend that likes you...
[–]maxkapital 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The last two women who asked me what my type is wanted me sexually and I banged them both. When women ask you highly sexual questions it means sex and you are on their minds whether they are conscious of it or not.
[–]DopeStreet 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What’s the best reply to that question?
[–]maxkapital 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The answer to the question What is your type MUST ALWAYS BE: You’re my type. Period.
That’s the only way you ever answer that question. That’s the only good advice I’ll ever have for Reddit.
[–]GroundbreakingAd8077 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like flirting to me
[–]FaithInStrangers94 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Immaturity?
[–]krispykreme01 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who cares keep your distance.
[–]briefbrisket 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wants to fuck you.
You probably shouldn’t do it. But I’ll be straight up honest. She wants to fuck you on the DL.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just because someone is dating doesn’t mean they can’t be interested. I once hit on a girl that had a boyfriend (I was unaware of this) and she still went on dates with me.
[–]thefreeze1 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's playing around with you - she's attracted to you and is resorting to elementary school tactics of poking fun at the boy she likes..
[–]epimpstyle 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right! This is the reason
I've had a shocking amount of girls think I'm gay because I'm not trying to get in their pants within the first 30 seconds.
I'd say she's just teasing you. You are refusing to answer her directly, so she's turned it into a game. If she thinks it makes you uncomfortable (in a playful sense), she might be doing it just to mess with you a bit. I doubt it's anything much more than that.
If it's too bad, maybe just ask her why she is always asking that stuff about you and/or ask your friend (her bf) if he knows whats up with her being weird all the time.
[–]Butter-Truffle 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She might like you.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just tell her you prefer pussy and how nothing's better than wet, warm pussy lips around your dick. She's hot for you. Encourage her.
[–]mabden 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is shit testing you. She could be ready to monkey branch or she is just a ball buster.
[–]coma_eternal 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She thinks ur gay cuz ur not making a move on her, good one OP
[–]el_guero_0123 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
psychop
[–]eyesopen1111 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TI;dr: OP gets hit with some teasing banter from a buddy's GF and can’t tell if she's hitting on him or just self-amusing.
So this is just yet another version of the "is she romantically/sexually interested in me or not" question. She's not sexually interested in OP (girls don’t treat Chad this way), but she does enjoy fucking with him in public over his sexual insecurities (ie low body count and being gay).
[–]Automatic-Ad2348 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because girls are chaos
[–]foofuufou 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like a shit test. Throw it back in her face and make her look stupid. If she asks you, say "I don't know, I don't sleep with guys (assuming you're straight), but I know you do. Let's hear it from you."
[–]BooringIndividual 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dont know why do you care. Its very personal question,and she is rude.Personally,I would just ignore it,even if it that means hearing the same question 100 times.
[–]TravelMyFancy 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe she wants to set you up with someone
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she asks again start counting from her dad✌️🤣
[–]pikecat 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she's going to go there have fun with it. Don't make it a fact based Q and A. There are so many ways to make a fun answer out of those questions, however, they're personality and context sensitive, so I won't try to suggest an example.
[–]laurahh1505 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’s offended that you don’t flirt with her/thinks you think she’s unattractive, and she’s lashing out at you. My best guess.
[–]KlausFenrir 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because she thinks you're gay
[–]bbcSnowbunnyslayer 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
You should've leaned over to the side looking her in the eye, holding the crotch of your pants and told her, " not as many city miles as you." Throw a slight grin (for some extra spice) and immediately look away like you're hot shit. And then laugh (at your own (reversed) joke) because you love yourself and you find yourself funny.
Joke reversed by 3 fold.
It's a shit test and if she's shit testing you while dating your friend, she most likely might be more attracted to you more than your friend. And shes doing that under your friend's nose. She wants to be with you or give you a turn to fuck her.
Now you have to prepare for more shit tests my man. Don't let these girls punk you.
[–]Own-Peach-3567 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol she got under your skin pretty good.
[–]asterysk 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This would be sexual harassment if the roles were reversed.
[–]likeclockwork121 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel like she has some weird crush on you despite dating someone else. Girls ask guys weird sexual questions when they are into them, or she’s just like that and wants to be your friend or she wants to set you up with a guy ?. Also girls like guys that they either can’t have, emotionally unavailable, or who don’t give them too much attention (but just enough to get them interested). Also if you’re hot that would explain it more lol.
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