Don't

Killjoys13 · 2020-03-25T14:04:03+00:00

I wish I saw this like 7 seconds ago...

Rallyman03 · 2020-03-25T13:54:18+00:00

Haha thank you for this. The temptation has been higher than ever. LOL

godchurch7 · 2020-03-25T14:14:42+00:00

well definitely an excuse to text your crush ;)

derpadurp · 2020-03-25T14:34:29+00:00

Found out my crush feels the same way about me. Good things can happen despite the times.

hotshot117 · 2020-03-25T14:55:10+00:00

I wonder how many relationships are being shattered because of corona

One thing is sure, once the lockdowns are over, people are going to unleash their thirst

Prepare

exophrine · 2020-03-25T14:44:03+00:00

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writonic · 2020-03-25T14:53:49+00:00

I did and she’s been here the past two nights.

cheneydeville · 2020-03-25T15:14:59+00:00

But she wild THICC tho 😂

WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA · 2020-03-25T14:51:55+00:00

Stop texting me ho's.

peacefulness · 2020-03-25T14:20:49+00:00

Too late

everyonepoops4554 · 2020-03-25T14:05:37+00:00

Thanks man. I needed that.

steampunkmage001 · 2020-03-25T14:29:00+00:00

Jokes on you I'm friends with my ex, been using this to play Portal 2 co-op together.

Aidernz · 2020-03-25T15:04:14+00:00

Aw but she's lovely lol :P Warmed to her quite a bit since we reconnected :)

generaltso81 · 2020-03-25T14:22:36+00:00

Too late

PopeIzalith · 2020-03-25T15:37:51+00:00

I've heard from all my exes this week....been a pretty busy quarantine.....

ias18 · 2020-03-25T13:58:53+00:00

It has been haunting me for days. Thanks you for this.

Ice666White · 2020-03-25T13:56:24+00:00

Get your Netflix and quaratine on!

From Facebook.com/groups/MessageGame, jump in bois. Get NEW girls.

Taste_My_Squanch_ · 2020-03-25T16:08:34+00:00

Tell that to my ex

almnyc · 2020-03-25T16:09:37+00:00

Wow I saw this at the right moment.

JetBalck · 2020-03-25T16:26:01+00:00

My ex just messaged me. I don't get it why would I suddenly feel the urge to text my ex just because of corona?

AlmostWardCunningham · 2020-03-25T14:20:35+00:00

Or respond when your ex texts you. Fuck that noize.

kusmika · 2020-03-25T15:07:59+00:00

Never text your ex. U both endedup in agreement "u wont see each other again".

mrmoorer32 · 2020-03-25T15:39:34+00:00

I’m glad I just saw this, I’ve been thinking about texting her non stop

Babishesh · 2020-03-25T16:58:44+00:00

What about an old fuck buddy?

jamesjk1234 · 2020-03-25T17:17:56+00:00

Definitely not going to. My ex magically found some of my things 10 months later and needs to get them back to me. I didn't even know they were missing. Oh well

sircheesy · 2020-03-25T18:19:59+00:00

My ex is a nurse, so I had thought of sending a little "hope you're doing okay amidst all the craziness" type text, but somewhere along the line realized I don't want to talk to her at all beyond that. So I just left it alone

Dusktester431 · 2020-03-25T21:41:12+00:00

I broke up with my ex day 1 of quarantine, I’m not getting stuck with that

le_GoogleFit · 2020-03-25T14:15:24+00:00

I mean, if it isn't what is? /s

perdomwx · 2020-03-25T14:54:09+00:00

Too late

BrexFlexx · 2020-03-25T15:33:19+00:00

Which one?

The1neRedDevil · 2020-03-25T15:35:28+00:00

But she texted me first.. she could send nudes in the near future..

Shadowfury957 · 2020-03-25T15:45:52+00:00

Can you be friends with an ex? Wait a second.. can you even be friends with the opposite sex? One further, how differently do people define the word friend?

Amankandunia · 2020-03-25T16:02:57+00:00

Well, she texted me.

Budhere · 2020-03-25T17:35:29+00:00

Demanding your alimony is!!!

taa_dow · 2020-03-25T17:48:27+00:00

If not now, when? SHOOTER GONNA SHOOT.

brodavidson · 2020-03-25T17:53:43+00:00

A year and a half and she sent me this long email of how she still loves me and thinks about me everyday, as she is living with someone else

brosophila · 2020-03-25T18:09:32+00:00

Lol ex’s and old FB’s all over my phone rn

Sid_Insidious · 2020-03-25T19:18:33+00:00

Word on the street is that the ex's are two weeks into unemployment and isolation and are the ones doing the texting the guys!

If she says "Sooooooo. Whacha up to?"

Say "Surviving. Piss off." lol

77tuoemtae · 2020-03-25T20:24:38+00:00

Why would you? If you text your ex, what a dick move

wiecek13 · 2020-03-25T23:26:51+00:00

Thank you this post was the "Get a hold of yourself" *slap in the face* I needed

Edit: Wow by judging by these comments I chose wisely

mexploder89 · 2020-03-25T23:33:12+00:00

Been successfully fighting the urge for the past few days. It's like cigarettes. The craving's there, but if you ignore it long enough it goes away. It keeps coming back, until the day that it doesn't and you're no longer a smoker

gustawind · 2020-03-25T15:28:55+00:00

Damn looking at the comments, this subreddit has a different demographic then I thought. Are we really still calling them "crushes" lmao

Chlcorp · 2020-03-25T14:33:27+00:00

Is it an excuse to declare your love to that girl you're crushing on for 10 mo?

notdovf · 2020-03-25T14:43:01+00:00

Too late

XDCDA · 2020-03-25T14:46:48+00:00

Too late for me

iCantThinkOfCoolName · 2020-03-25T14:50:25+00:00

temptation is there. thanks OP.

TGD69 · 2020-03-25T15:21:51+00:00

It's hard but I won't...

emredici · 2020-03-25T15:22:53+00:00

Toooooo late bro

BrexFlexx · 2020-03-25T15:32:36+00:00

Someone needed to say it!

GerinX · 2020-03-25T15:55:11+00:00

I broke My ex’s heart so badly and then friend zoned her after getting back In touch with her. We were supposed to go to an event together in a few months but now she’s blocked me. It’s nothing less than what I deserve

Whereyoursisterwent · 2020-03-25T16:06:28+00:00

Damn....I was super on the fence about whether or not to but I miss that damn woman so much and I’d love to get back with her stupid ass but I feel like the door has closed on our relationship

Cowboy_With_No_Name · 2020-03-25T16:21:06+00:00

too late

alexaqwe123 · 2020-03-25T16:27:03+00:00

Too late, already did

double_whiskeyjack · 2020-03-25T16:32:29+00:00

I’ve always strived to end things on good terms and not burn bridges. Always did it on principle, little did I realize it would pay dividends during a quarantine. I’ve received more nudes and thirsty snaps in the last 2 weeks than the previous year or two combined.

On the positive side, nudes are awesome. On the negative side, I am going to get hospitalized for blue balls before I ever catch coronavirus.

TangieWizard88 · 2020-03-25T16:36:15+00:00

Wish I saw this last Night .. Oops

SkylerBleu · 2020-03-25T16:51:20+00:00

...but he's got my son. :/

pnxwzl · 2020-03-25T17:48:09+00:00

Believe me if things hadn't have ended the way they did I would have done already. But remembering what happened made me feel even worse than the feeling that made me consider it in the first place :(

Oh_Debussy · 2020-03-25T18:38:24+00:00

Awww shit... Too late

cynthianash · 2020-03-25T18:43:24+00:00

Too late

squeezycakes19 · 2020-03-25T18:43:42+00:00

church

Algok2001 · 2020-03-25T18:45:19+00:00

Ha never had a girlfriend. So no ex to begin with.

nikolasmurdock · 2020-03-25T18:45:34+00:00

Isn't it, tho?

JoeyDemarco18 · 2020-03-25T19:00:31+00:00

To late fuck

Cainevagabond · 2020-03-25T19:11:03+00:00

Effed up just about now

IEThrowback · 2020-03-25T19:25:28+00:00

... unless she’s got a phatty! In that case, carry on.

Distortedhideaway · 2020-03-25T19:30:21+00:00

My ex wife has text me no less than five times this week. That would make a total of twenty five texts in three years.

ForbiddenFruit41 · 2020-03-25T19:56:13+00:00

Damn, too late 😪

rvsshasank · 2020-03-25T19:58:24+00:00

I texted her and she said I am late , as another ex has been filled into the position

VZX_R9 · 2020-03-25T20:14:07+00:00

Wish you had posted sooner, already did that.

Greaterbird · 2020-03-25T20:58:54+00:00

Maybe not, but if they're ready to act like a normal person I wouldn't mind them texting me.

2Lazy2beLazy · 2020-03-25T20:59:29+00:00

Mine texted me. Wanted me to help her with some money. NO! You used me, and you hurt me! I was considering going in for some sex, and then being like, I'm still not giving you money. I'm using you now. I didn't. It's difficult, be strong people!

TnTxG · 2020-03-25T21:00:41+00:00

You can't text an ex if you don't have one

praisebetothedeepone · 2020-03-25T21:18:15+00:00

I unfollowed all her social medias, friends and family when it happened a year+ ago. Her mom and sister have started following my Instagram when the virus started in our state, and they've been liking everyone of my posts. I refuse to acknowledge them because that bitch was twisted, and I won't be opening my life back to her in any way.

Magecoop910 · 2020-03-25T21:39:04+00:00

Wow, good thing i can’t read. L

oussamatha · 2020-03-25T22:02:44+00:00

Means I'm lucky I don't have one, sad too

Mak0wski · 2020-03-25T22:08:07+00:00

Lmao i don't even have an ex that shit ez

chuckvsthelife · 2020-03-25T22:44:02+00:00

Just sent this to my ex, but we are just friends and have been texting anyways haha.

Qrioso · 2020-03-25T23:06:59+00:00

😂

alyxcarlson · 2020-03-26T18:27:00+00:00

Too late

Silent-Helicopter · 2020-03-25T18:09:12+00:00

Thanks for the reminder I was thinking about texting him.

Acslaterisdead · 2020-03-25T21:58:30+00:00

Kinda ironic I been thinking about my ex the last few weeks and today I see this. Lol

RedSingstheBlues · 2020-03-25T14:07:57+00:00

Nah I got 2 plates my ex is useless to me anyway. She got more fat after our break up. So dont want her.

Cr025529 · 2020-03-25T16:16:43+00:00

But I'm trying to see them quarentitties. /:

myluckranout · 2020-03-25T17:34:18+00:00

I'm actually waiting for the apocalypse where murder will no longer be illegal so I can text my ex to meet me and my aluminum baseball bat in the woods.

Helipilot22 · 2020-03-25T20:36:25+00:00

Bullshit, if it's the end I'm enjoying it. But calling an ex isn't the best option.

Kdiman · 2020-03-25T22:21:05+00:00

But what if you are REALLY horny

Anonacount1 · 2020-03-25T22:34:58+00:00

If you even have their number?

Title	Don't
Author	Ice666White
Upvotes	2300
Comments	152
Date	March 25, 2020 1:37 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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