Was just at a party on campus called "Hell Prom". Was dancing hard with some buddies of mine when this absolutely gorgeous blonde girl comes up to me and says "Hey, I've been looking for you. You gave my friend a beer, can I get one?" Why yes, you absolutely can have one. Proceeded to dance with this girl. Gave her backhanded compliments all night. She ate it up. Let her wear my shoes home. Just made the fuck out with her, got to third base. Have a date this week. So drunk. So high on life.

You fucking guys. Gentlemen, Scholars, Prophets.

FUCKING EDIT: I was just about to leave for the metalshop when my phone starts buzzing. Guess who's calling me? This isn't real life.

EDIT 2: I stayed the course and she came over last night. Shit was so cash. Mission Accomplished.