Poll goes horribly wrong

Azeembra · 2020-06-14T04:01:28+00:00

Chasing RTs goes horribly wrong

joshuagress12345 · 2020-06-14T04:25:51+00:00

Her plan was flawed from the beginning likes are always > retweets

seanD117 · 2020-06-14T02:26:40+00:00

What else did she say?

BladeMasta117 · 2020-06-14T04:28:46+00:00

What's the point in making a poll if you won't accept the results

DiverMan6969 · 2020-06-14T02:39:39+00:00

She feelin big dumb

Cookiedoughjunkie · 2020-06-14T07:23:21+00:00

Weeelll, not sure about the numbers, but there isn't really a lot of social backing for men cheating. If men cheat, anyone else who finds out about it demonizes them. But there are a lot of women who find cheating empowering and support others to do it.

Chazzky · 2020-06-14T08:45:34+00:00

I've started noticing when women are cheating on someone. Almost everytime, they get super paranoid that their current partner is cheating on them, so they keep pestering them to get them to "confess" something that generally isn't true so it gives them an excuse to break up with them and paint them as the bad guy in the situation so they can bugger off with the other bloke with no consequences

MyFatThumb · 2020-06-14T09:23:43+00:00

Throughout history 80% of women and only 40% of men have reproduced.

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/cHEQSEPz4eipGHFy9/differential-reproduction-for-men-and-women

https://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/08/20/is-there-anything-good-about-men-and-other-tricky-questions/

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=912673

omniversalvoid · 2020-06-14T13:58:39+00:00

Guys have to be hella good to cheat

Girls just have to be kind of willing

2020-06-14T03:49:29+00:00

Due to the results I've came realize that men Tweet your reply.

ShadyK55 · 2020-06-14T08:01:11+00:00

"The poll didn't go my way, therefore you're all liars because I can't possibly be wrong"

VultureEyes · 2020-06-14T11:35:50+00:00

Girls: *Win poll*

SeE I ToLd YoU ThAt GuYs ChEaT MoRe

Guys: *Win poll*

hmmmmmm BIASED

Tilted2000 · 2020-06-14T04:36:26+00:00

You don't agree with the conclusion that I had in mind when I asked you a question therefore I will answer the question for you.

michaelzu7 · 2020-06-14T05:44:47+00:00

Gets cheated on one or two times

OMG all men cheat, don't lie

ChineseDood · 2020-06-14T09:46:07+00:00

She is farming likes by being dumb. Big Brain Mode activated.

josephbrostar · 2020-06-14T11:12:50+00:00

What a moron. it's not like Twitter doesn't have polls built in

TheLegionVast · 2020-06-14T03:16:43+00:00

I mean, she handled it really poorly but all the data I've seen says that men cheat more than women but women are catching up, and fast.

huyg · 2020-06-14T11:50:33+00:00

r/jpgesthatendtoosoon

Red-Lantern · 2020-06-14T06:02:34+00:00

What's funny is more women use twitter than men.

tylerden · 2020-06-14T06:59:19+00:00

Women will cheat more. It's a fact. Simply because it would be easier for them to do so.

Pingayaso · 2020-06-14T02:26:44+00:00

Entitled snowflakeism

sibee_sanchay · 2020-06-14T06:22:31+00:00

r/therewasanattempt

HourOldCoffee · 2020-06-14T04:40:07+00:00

"I've came realize" head back to school, mate

HanAszholeSolo · 2020-06-14T17:49:08+00:00

Man if only twitter had some kind of poll system so that we didn’t have to like and rt her

Skeldann · 2020-06-14T17:55:07+00:00

Girls just need be DTF to cheat.

Guys have to jump hoops & spend money for just the CHANCE of getting laid.

It is easier for girls to cheat.. guys don't have the time or resources for that shit.

LayneCobain95 · 2020-06-14T21:08:07+00:00

Guys are completely obvious as to who cheats. I don’t want to describe them cause I might offend someone. But with girls, it could seem like the nicest girl you’ve ever met, only for her to be like “I need to tell you something..”

WereNotGonnaFakeIt · 2020-06-15T17:31:27+00:00

Anyone that can't shit out an 8-word sentence without using "yall" twice is a retard

Wolfdude91 · 2020-06-14T05:07:31+00:00

And I feel like this is rigged for guys to get more votes. People who feel guys cheat more hit that RT button as their vote, and it gets posted to their timeline to be seen by their followers, who more than likely will share the same opinion and also hit RT and so on and so forth.

Hunt4Yoshi · 2020-06-14T05:04:34+00:00

reminds me of the poll wars on r/Metallica last week,call of ktulu vs wherever i may roam,op was very unhappy with the poll and decided to do it over again

redmaster_28273 · 2020-06-14T07:43:24+00:00

Is there actually any real data for this?

chambertlo · 2020-06-14T14:06:04+00:00

Women cheat more.

Brodunskii · 2020-06-14T15:08:18+00:00

I showed my wife and she said it’s because more guys are on reddit that’s why there is so many likes. I lol’d and said that’s a post from twitter babe. ;)

A_Walt_Whitman · 2020-06-14T17:09:24+00:00

Women cheat as much as men do. These thots like to believe that all women are innocent princesses. How delusional can one be?

2020-06-16T02:22:47+00:00

I’ve came realise

texas1982 · 2020-06-14T04:48:03+00:00

Skewed results. People are more likely to click like than retweet.

Daetwyle · 2020-06-14T06:20:10+00:00

To be far, there's always less shares/retweets on posts like this as its a lot more effort than simply liking something. She played herself. (not to mention when you share something its almost as though you're saying it yourself.)

ChadUnbannable · 2020-06-14T02:33:30+00:00

Ironic that women are supposed to be more chaste compared to men (evolution), but in the west they're even more trashy than anywhere else. Starting to empathize with Mike Pence more and more by the day.

weareantifacuck · 2020-06-14T05:13:49+00:00

She was hoping the SIMPS would make her fragile ego feel better while she was cheating with 15 different guys while she was creating this poll. This woman would decapitate her own mom before she admits to being shameful, cheating, slutty liars.

EmiliaClarkesBF · 2020-06-14T06:36:05+00:00

I can see her handle... if you censor on the iPhone, make sure to go over the name multiple times

SkeepDeepy · 2020-06-14T06:59:31+00:00

"Finally! The scroll of truth."

Tyman2434 · 2020-06-14T08:13:48+00:00

i love democracy

nightowlsmedia · 2020-06-14T12:06:09+00:00

I.... I can't... I can't understand what she is trying to say in the comments.

Kingjoker1357 · 2020-06-14T23:13:28+00:00

Why would you make a post like this? Your just asking for a shitstorm

LeakyThoughts · 2020-06-14T11:33:21+00:00

Girls Cheat just as much as guys do, there's also girls like this, who this men are so much further underneath her, which is probably an insecurity about not feeling good enough.. which ironically is actually one of the reasons people cheat

She's probably upset cos this result doesn't justify her cheating

mclaubacher · 2020-06-14T07:51:25+00:00

Statistically speaking, she actually got the right results the first time.

RememberSaulstone · 2020-06-14T08:19:54+00:00

rip English

kahuna567 · 2020-06-14T09:12:11+00:00

Wouldn't the average amount of infidelity be the same? Unless men are cheating on their partners with fruit etc.

TubbyMcJiggly · 2020-06-14T09:24:05+00:00

I love democracy.

shaftlamer · 2020-06-14T11:05:29+00:00

Too dumb too post?

sterlinghtsmi · 2020-06-14T11:29:54+00:00

I don’t get this stupid post. Wtf happened to using proper grammar?

biggunsg0b00m · 2020-06-14T11:32:57+00:00

I don't get it

topknotch89 · 2020-06-14T12:19:05+00:00

Willfull blindness

wall_of_swine · 2020-06-14T12:38:45+00:00

Why even have the "poll" if you're gonna shove your opinion down everyone's throat anyway

dethmaul · 2020-06-14T13:13:39+00:00

Can only she see the results?

2020-06-14T13:37:31+00:00

chicks like this make me wonder why girls are immune to the "incel" word

Nungie · 2020-06-14T13:49:49+00:00

There’s literally a poll feature on twitter, so this went right by getting her the attention she’s so desperately chasing.

BurningOrangeHeaven · 2020-06-14T13:58:21+00:00

I've known women to cheat for the silliest reasons so i can easy believe this.

BauranGaruda · 2020-06-14T14:04:03+00:00

Congratulations, you played yourself.

fuckindickporn · 2020-06-14T14:31:25+00:00

This sub reddit can be good sometimes but I’m pretty sure all the incels that lost their sub reddit are now using this one.

13083 · 2020-06-14T14:55:47+00:00

Yeah, I've never known a guy who cheated first. In my experience it's always been the girl cheating first, then the guy finds out and leaves and goes and finds another girl and then the cheater calls that cheating and proclaims that men are trash

Gaminggod1997reddit · 2020-06-14T16:21:24+00:00

I love democracy

waterbottleman8000 · 2020-06-14T17:48:35+00:00

Well most men dont have anyone to cheat on so...

ClickKlockTickTock · 2020-06-14T18:24:35+00:00

I don't know a single male who has thought cheating was okay. But then I have girl friends who will tell me "oh its okay, we're fighting right now" or "It's not reaalllyyy cheating" before I promptly call them shitty.

2020-06-14T22:18:57+00:00

Penis-Envys · 2020-06-15T05:10:57+00:00

Liking is always easier than retweeting, sharing or whatever

TubbyMcJiggly · 2020-06-21T20:36:07+00:00

That men what? Now I want to see the rest.

PoppySwallow · 2020-06-26T16:23:05+00:00

Strictly speaking from a biological and psychological perspective, woman are more likely to cheat.

I'm gunna sound like a fucking caveman explaining this to you guys, but here it goes:

Women are biologically incentivized to sleep with as many men as possible, this greatly increases her chances of reproduction.

Men are biologically incentivized to stay with and protect a woman after sleeping with her, this greatly increases his chances of reproduction.

A woman will never have to experience the thought "what if this kid is not mine?". A woman, nomatter how many men she sleeps with, is guaranteed to be the mother.

A man, no matter how many women he sleeps with, cannot not gaurantee that he A) has successfully reproduced or B) that a pregnant woman is carrying his child.

This creates two incentives for men to stay with a woman once having sex with her, and two incentives for a woman to seek multiple partners.

Huth_S0lo · 2020-06-14T04:56:31+00:00

I've came to realize that men (followed by the most prophetic thing you'll ever read)

pinanok · 2020-06-14T03:03:35+00:00

Some people are idiot like me

chugg1t · 2020-06-14T03:57:14+00:00

Sluts

Jay_Hardy · 2020-06-14T04:46:47+00:00

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/028/497/palp.jpg

smolboi69420-57 · 2020-06-14T04:58:00+00:00

I’d say equal honestly

de_frg · 2020-06-14T05:46:46+00:00

any poll’s a goal

IntrovertOtaku · 2020-06-14T07:00:42+00:00

I approve this result A girl cheated with me on her bf feeling bad about it, but she lied to me so i didnt know

arceneauxskates · 2020-06-14T07:22:18+00:00

she asked a question, she received an answer. what else does she want?

AJDuke3 · 2020-06-14T07:25:47+00:00

Shit... I had the screenshot and I just came in the sub to post this... Well atleast someone did...

The rest of the comments are funny as well...

Mooreel · 2020-06-14T07:38:39+00:00

You realized this kind of "poll" is nothing else than getting reach and followers. I hate it and it should never be voted on these..

jamshush · 2020-06-14T08:10:47+00:00

https://youtu.be/wJwLlgo3lVk

https://youtu.be/IJF4voQaWrw

2020-06-14T08:28:44+00:00

r/commentsthatgetcutofftoosoon

kilda2 · 2020-06-14T10:16:17+00:00

I love democracy

Bossnage · 2020-06-14T10:18:45+00:00

dude i just saw this on twitter like 20 minutes ago and thought " lmao get fucked"

ElysianEcho · 2020-06-14T10:27:13+00:00

Well i mean, i’ve never cheated, but i have been cheated on repeatedly... so i’d say this poll seems true in my case

D4NK_M3MEZ · 2020-06-14T10:33:24+00:00

I love democracy

Le-Goo · 2020-06-14T10:38:54+00:00

I saw this earlier. She’s uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, most likely regretting her decision.

ddsisop · 2020-06-14T12:23:24+00:00

Why bother giving any of these retards attention

donteentrip · 2020-06-14T12:24:51+00:00

This is like those YouTube comments where it's like "Who's better? Like for (the guy we're watching) and comment for (a less popular guy)"

mehnameizbreno · 2020-06-14T12:46:59+00:00

WHAT DID SHE REALIZE THAT MEN DO??

masterlock35 · 2020-06-14T15:02:13+00:00

A study was taken and showed that women think about cheating and look for ways out of relationships earlier and more consistently than men

adriano205 · 2020-06-14T15:18:24+00:00

There's literally a poll feature

2020-06-14T15:36:39+00:00

I love democracy

DMCdante96 · 2020-06-14T15:40:57+00:00

What were the results

2020-06-14T16:28:44+00:00

According to studies 20% of men cheat and 13% of women cheat. For men, it's opportunistic but for women it's done primarily out of spite.

However, studies have shown that infidelity amongst women has risen 40% in the past 20 years. While male infidelity rates remained steady. Studies also show that millennials are significantly more likely to cheat on their significant other with use of dating apps than older generations.

Grasshopper42 · 2020-06-14T17:56:34+00:00

It doesn't show a result, I don't understand.

Cheetahboy3000 · 2020-06-14T18:15:30+00:00

YIKES I've came to realize

2020-06-14T18:27:37+00:00

I love democracy

xx_fagg0t_xx · 2020-06-14T18:54:43+00:00

Or maybe, let's think for a minute here, girls think guys are cheating when we're saving up for your gifts, and hear me out, girls cheat on guys to get them back, making all the guys hard work and pure dedication worthless because of a misunderstanding that isnt even a misunderstanding to begin with

TheVoidExperiment · 2020-06-14T19:02:54+00:00

Deadass a bunch of guys I know would never dream of cheating because they have a lot of emotional baggage and want someone who can help carry that emotional baggage, why would they ruin that?

thereakingofcroutons · 2020-06-14T19:33:08+00:00

Hey I saw this on Twitter!

2020-06-14T20:14:06+00:00

Not really PPD, but I appreciate the sentiment.

VDCGROCKS · 2020-06-14T20:18:36+00:00

Why even ask if youre just gonna get triggered

ulo3424 · 2020-06-15T00:14:00+00:00

🧂🧂🧂

In2USoon2020 · 2020-06-19T22:36:53+00:00

At 50+ (m) I've accounted for a dozen real relationships (6 mo or longer) and a marriage 17yrs. 11 of them (f) cheated on me but not my former spouse. Adding to this, there were 10 shorter relationships of 4 mo or so where we quit seeking others (so I thought). So out of 22 (f) 20 screwed the guy over in a 40 year period. Honestly I've lived my life never being a taker and far from a pushover. So, the game plays both ways. And no, I'm not an angel but I knew I was getting screwed on several occasions. The irony is that revenge F'g doesn't make me feel any better. Pretty sad to condense years of living into two paragraphs.

Sir-Jumps-A-lot · 2020-06-20T17:11:31+00:00

Whoever wins is what’s easier. Like vs comment. Like always wins. I believe it’s the same for this

LeakyThoughts · 2020-06-23T14:54:00+00:00

For a guy to cheat he has to have good looks, a good personality, be funny or interesting, have balls, have balls to approach and escalate, has to have a plan

For a girl to cheat, all she needs is a vagina and a pulse and a taxi down to the nearest bar

FinalElmaMeme · 2020-06-26T03:59:05+00:00

Plot Twist: she did this to farm clout

2020-06-27T05:21:23+00:00

Guys cheat more? Really? So the girls who, all they have to do is sit on their couch while they get literally hundreds of offers for sex on their phone, while the guy they are dating is made to feel that if he isn't constantly doing these grand romantic gestures for her to receive (and never reciprocate because let's face it, when has a woman ever paid for you on a date?) and who never receives a message on tinder... the guy who is made to unfairly feel like he's in constant competition with other men cheats more than the woman who will bail the very instant you aren't perfect? Bull. Fucking. Shit.

Wordman253 · 2020-06-27T18:10:47+00:00

Every cheater I know is female. And each one of them blames the guy for their cheating.

livingcartoon23 · 2020-06-28T04:04:47+00:00

Couple things, women plan more so they get away with it more. The biggest problem with men cheating is that it’s with a woman, if the cheated-with gets bored or decides she wants things to change all she’s gotta do is drop an earring.

LeFauxPanneau22 · 2020-06-28T17:18:15+00:00

Statistically though, it is guys who cheat more frequently

nassaulion · 2020-06-30T18:50:27+00:00

As much as this is funny, Twitter has about 50% more male users than female users, so results like this are to be expected

Aggins · 2020-07-04T02:06:38+00:00

bruh what's the last tweet say

2020-07-11T01:15:42+00:00

|Make poll |Not get results you wanted |“YaLL LYinG"

2020-07-12T11:17:41+00:00

Man, I wish there were some way of making a pool on Twitter, guess we'll be stuck with likes and retweets

litfam3 · 2020-07-12T12:49:43+00:00

What did she realize tho

ForTheMemes24 · 2020-07-12T17:52:37+00:00

Makes poll* Doesn’t get the results she wants* Gets mad*

Big bren move right there

EdenSteden22 · 2020-07-13T19:46:26+00:00

arlenyyyss would be a cool username on Twitter. I hope it's not taken. Gee I would really like that username.

lil_timmy34 · 2020-07-25T20:15:21+00:00

I dome think polls that are based that way are accurate as some people just like the post without reading it I bet if she switch the 2 around then the results would be the same but girls would still probably have more

If something doesn’t make sense its because I forgot what I was talking about mid me typing it

RedEvilPotatoes · 2020-09-04T10:07:04+00:00

Lmao

Zayssu · 2020-06-14T03:33:20+00:00

Women are inherently more likely to cheat than man. That's a fact given by nature itself. Since they were always looking for stronger partners (tribal age stuff). Which doesn't apply nowadays but it's still in their nature. What makes us human is resisting natural impulses and some women are unable to resist these. Which results in their tons of partners, cheating, etc. Make no mistake, this is not defence, just a fact I read in somewhere. Sadly women who yield to natural impulses these days do not realize what men want, and if u ever read any of those women magazines u know what's in it. They have No Freaking Idea what men want. So the way it goes is, women have a lot of fun in early ages, pursuing work etc. And then when the time comes and they are in either bad relationship or don't have kids they realize that they fcked up..

Slyder · 2020-06-14T08:53:18+00:00

If she spoke fucking English I'd understand what's going on here.

Spencer_Hawk · 2020-06-14T15:10:39+00:00

Holy crap I woke up to 9k upvotes. Never had anything go this high.

HourOldCoffee · 2020-06-14T04:43:19+00:00

I can't stand that stupid "y'all" shit. It makes me want to stab someone

AAKurtz · 2020-06-14T05:09:50+00:00

Who up voted this broken picture?

holyhoneybunches · 2020-06-14T12:46:30+00:00

Bruh guys and girls cheat just as much as the other. Girls just blow it up more when a guy cheats and the guy that cheats on a girl has probably already cheated on 5 different people but y'all still choose him.

Vamrulian · 2022-01-12T05:29:32+00:00

I love democracy

punannimaster · 2020-06-14T11:34:36+00:00

cheating is something men do so that we wont hurt our girls feelings

cheating is a humanitarian action

sqrtNineBlindCats · 2020-06-14T07:42:23+00:00

Uhh is that an actually debate. Obviously us mean cheat more. It's simple biology. I make several hundred million sperm a day. My wife was born with 100,000 eggs. On that fact alone it should be self evident. But to continue: it takes a man the energy (calories) of a small bag of potatoes chips to reproduce, a woman takes thousands of times more energy.even if a woman reproduced from the begining till menopause without failure she'd have what 30 kids MAYBE. I could have thirty kids in the oven(s) by the end of the year. Sooner really :D. Women will chest for reasons however. I recommend everyone should read the red queen. Its the foundation of much of my biological philosophies.

ManWhoShootsSemen · 2020-06-14T12:52:11+00:00

Why the fuck is this on pussypassdenied? Women clearly got more likes than retweets (obviously). Are you fucking dumb?

Title	Poll goes horribly wrong
Author	Spencer_Hawk
Upvotes	15993
Comments	410
Date	June 14, 2020 2:09 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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