X-post from r/trashy

xm855 · 2019-09-19T14:10:51+00:00

lmao. Like why is 5’9” the benchmark?

Almost like she intentionally was trying to insult this particular guy.

SleepDeprivedUserUK · 2019-09-19T14:22:25+00:00

Imagine being over 120lbs, having small tits, and calling yourself attractive, smh...

yahyeet00 · 2019-09-19T14:14:49+00:00

Is her profile picture actually fuckin Walter?

OceanSmack · 2019-09-19T14:35:50+00:00

Always love when people find faults in shit you have no control over. I can't be over 6ft tall but you can not be a cunt.

aherdofangrykittens · 2019-09-19T14:44:03+00:00

I work with a girl who is very over weight, and she is still a shallow little cunt on social media.

TimmmyTimmy · 2019-09-19T15:51:56+00:00

I'm a 5' 3" 22 year old dude, better chop my dick off

sucemabite69 · 2019-09-19T14:58:16+00:00

haha he is short man but has big dick energy

wildbill3063 · 2019-09-19T17:12:09+00:00

I had a friend who used to tell girls he was 5'13 and have had several women turn him down because he wasnt 6 foot. Lol. I dont know where he finds those women though because I'm 5'8 and never had a woman turn me down for height. Tallest woman I was with was 6'1

MuchoManSandyRavage · 2019-09-19T21:36:18+00:00

Imagine weighing 150 or more and calling yourself a woman LMAO go hop in the tank because it’s show time shamu

renob151 · 2019-09-19T18:35:50+00:00

...and 100% she's fuckin' fat...which is something 95% of people can change! Height is not so easy to change.

LordRedBear · 2019-09-19T14:33:59+00:00

Get fucking wrecked you stupid piece of shit I’m 5’10 so I always get the “if your under 6’” bullshit

xJackGamez · 2019-09-19T15:14:52+00:00

Walter

thecutestborg · 2019-09-19T17:39:51+00:00

I’m 5’9 and my son is still only 5’5. He’s proper panicking at this point because he’s about to turn 16. He can’t fathom how his mum can be 5’9 and him not.

We’re working on it but these thots don’t help.

Oni78 · 2019-09-19T19:27:11+00:00

But yet if a man says he prefers slender women then he's immediately vilified for 'body shaming'.

getuponmylevel_ · 2019-09-19T14:28:04+00:00

So because you short doesn’t mean you a man ? Jeez this generation has no brain cells

NonchalantxCasual · 2019-09-19T16:04:16+00:00

5'8 to 5'9 is average height most men are that or shorter...

MahoganyTownXD · 2019-09-19T14:07:11+00:00

r/murderedbywords

Freeman-98 · 2019-09-19T23:11:54+00:00

People on my Facebook used to share a photo that said something along the lines of “if you’re under 6” don’t message me”..

So I shared that photo and said “if you’re over 55kgs (121pounds) don’t message me” .. and I got absolutely fucking ripped apart.. what’s the difference? judging a woman based on weight is wrong (something she can control) but judging a male on height (something he can’t control) is ok?

tylerden · 2019-09-19T16:07:55+00:00

Aa man is a man. How can he not be? Men are not defined by standards of little bitches.

gibberwock · 2019-09-19T18:30:52+00:00

Are there many women around 6'? Like, even if you like talk guys, don't they just need to be taller than you? I'm 6' even and the vast majority of women seem well under 5'10"ish.

Also, who gives a shit? You would turn down a nice, decent looking guy for missing an arbitrary height that most civilizations have only just started to achieve in recent history? Dating advice to the young: avoid shallow people like this.

2019-09-19T19:50:30+00:00

Why is anyone having to prove how masculine or feminine they are? Who cares?

cliffbot · 2019-09-19T18:08:11+00:00

I hate this shit. My dad is 5'8. Somehow I'm 6ft and he's a great example of the kind of man I want to be someday. Height doesn't mean shit.

SheepDawhg · 2019-09-19T14:49:03+00:00

Walter

BullTopia · 2019-09-19T15:31:46+00:00

I'm at 179cm, does that count?

LittleMikeyHellstrom · 2019-09-19T15:58:37+00:00

These bitches projecting hard. They must really be craving some shorty dick.

thetruemm · 2019-09-19T21:53:10+00:00

Wait, I'm over 5'9. Does that mean I'm a man now?

ChingyWingyBingy · 2019-09-19T22:14:52+00:00

Walter

docraul · 2019-09-20T03:30:21+00:00

So everyone with “bad” genetics should just kill themselves

rivetedoaf · 2019-09-20T06:01:04+00:00

How much you wanna bet this chick is plus size and projecting her insecurities?

CircleTheBlock · 2019-09-20T08:52:20+00:00

as a man if a woman tells me she doesn't date short men, i judge them hard. it's not something a guy can control. the same if a guy makes fun of a girls breasts. they can't help their boobs are small but at least girls can make them bigger or smaller if they want. guys can't make their dick bigger, we can't make ourselves taller.

Zeftax · 2019-09-19T14:38:35+00:00

I like high men and burger king

Red_Pill_Philosopher · 2019-09-19T16:44:38+00:00

Funny thing is that only 14% of the U.S population is over 6 ft. Lol. Enjoy your cats, wine and dildos. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

rockets71 · 2019-09-19T16:33:00+00:00

Be careful. You shouldn’t mix cum with shit.

goinsouth85 · 2019-09-19T17:16:00+00:00

Lol! Would love to see her say that to Vladamir Putin (who is 5'7").

ISimplyDoNotExist · 2019-09-19T17:31:25+00:00

She got that charbroiled Burger King kind of a burn. That is a tasty burn!

AdamBry705 · 2019-09-19T18:01:03+00:00

I wanna see what this dumb ass looks like. The girl

Henry_B_Irate · 2019-09-19T19:03:45+00:00

Probably to get the taste of Burger King out of her mouth

Unkn0wn314 · 2019-09-19T19:47:06+00:00

I'm a 5'4" guy :(

Sixemperor · 2019-09-19T20:50:04+00:00

Cum probably taste more edible than Burger King

getupa_getonup · 2019-09-19T21:42:16+00:00

r/madlads

SimplebutAwesome · 2019-09-20T00:41:24+00:00

I like fire trucks and moster trucks

Dr_Pukebags · 2019-09-20T00:49:20+00:00

TIL I'm a fake man. How fake does 5' 6" make me? Could I be sued? Should I call a lawyer?

Cjae15 · 2019-09-20T01:22:09+00:00

I’m 5’1”

Hope she doesn’t exclude me

2019-09-20T03:00:02+00:00

Girl: How tall are you? Guy: How much do you weigh?

AbsoluteLad25 · 2019-09-20T03:18:35+00:00

Calm down walter

2019-09-20T07:43:28+00:00

Says the girl with Walter as her pfp

fordfocusdriver · 2019-09-21T14:57:00+00:00

People 5 ft 9 or close:

Floyd Mayweather Jr
Conor McGregor
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Kanye West
Tom Hardy
Johnny Depp
Jamie Foxx
Jared Leto
Eddie Murphy
Anthony Hopkins

The list of tough and talented people goes on and on and on and on and on.

Imagine being such a whopper you don't realise that some of the toughest and most talented people in human existence fall almost exactly on the 5 ft 9 height range, at most 3cm out.

I'm sure she'd kick all of them out of bed for not hitting her height requirement.

The highest paid sportsman, Floyd Mayweather, in the world is 5 ft 9.

Can you imagine the look on her face if she met Tom Hardy in person, totally not realising he's actually a lot shorter than he appears on television. It'll be quite the heart break for her, but I'm sure she'd still suck his dick.

ScotchBender · 2019-09-19T17:12:28+00:00

I'm 5'8, and I met my wife like two weeks before I ever heard of tinder. I'm glad I missed it, because I'm not the most confident guy, and I don't know if my self esteem would have survived tinder.

Like- yes I'm under 5'10," but I'm incredibly handsome and well adjusted. I play piano and have a lucrative career.

I almost never think about my own height. I've dated a woman who was taller than me and we had a blast. It blows my mind that people are so fixated on something no one has any control over.

milkmn67 · 2019-09-19T14:40:02+00:00

I felt the burn through the screen

kickazz2013 · 2019-09-19T14:57:53+00:00

Lmaoo

ifyouknowwhatImeme · 2019-09-19T16:19:48+00:00

I thought the height requirement was 6 foot. Looks like the ladies are having to drop the bar to get some action. How ironic.

BigKing101 · 2019-09-19T16:54:10+00:00

walter

2019-09-19T17:18:24+00:00

Am 5,7 taller guys get out of my way, get chopped like wood.

GeserAndersen · 2019-09-19T17:43:29+00:00

Uuuuuh

2019-09-19T18:30:58+00:00

How did she know my particular fetish

HoneyNutMyCheerios · 2019-09-19T19:30:35+00:00

is lil baby really less than 5’9?

Edit: yes he is, google says he’s 5’8 literally just under

NoSalt · 2019-09-20T02:03:23+00:00

Wow ... how many times, and in how many different subs can this exact same picture be posted?

chambertlo · 2019-09-20T03:16:26+00:00

Damn, that was tough to read. Lmao.

evesea · 2019-09-20T06:32:32+00:00

Imagine being so ugly you have your pet as your profile picture.

Xlaythe · 2019-09-20T15:09:26+00:00

"Lol having tits smaller than DD and calling yourself a woman"

SouloftheVoid · 2019-09-20T18:17:34+00:00

imagine being over 150 lbs and calling yourself a woman LMFAO get back to the feeding trough piggy

tedjuthedad · 2019-09-21T05:19:15+00:00

Walter

opinionatedmom · 2019-09-21T05:24:53+00:00

Plottwist: both are male... Have a nice day.

jackfilmsfan · 2019-09-21T06:14:12+00:00

I used to think that I am 5'10 my whole life but just got measures turns out I'm 5'8 Damn it!!!!

ravenRedwake · 2019-09-21T18:37:39+00:00

It would have been a lot funnier if he had taken her to McDonald's so he could have said "and you liked my special sauce"

AbsoluteLad25 · 2019-09-22T03:21:51+00:00

I like burger king and cum

ThePr3acher · 2019-09-22T08:17:10+00:00

r/madlads

you_is_big_gae · 2019-09-22T13:23:06+00:00

Let's relax now hun

LeTrippz · 2019-09-22T16:07:13+00:00

Kelso called, he said "BURN!'

wyldstallions2045 · 2019-09-22T18:33:25+00:00

Skeet skeet

yunglay-lay · 2019-09-27T01:16:32+00:00

Imagine being a woman and saying “aren’t a man if [something random]” first off you’re a woman and have no say in what a man is..

Pixel_Dust457 · 2019-10-06T19:01:50+00:00

decimation.

2019-10-08T10:48:03+00:00

I'll take the dindin if it's still going....

2019-10-28T07:46:24+00:00

walter

Oldman_consequences · 2019-11-01T18:28:31+00:00

Walter would never say that oh god oh fuck

earthgirl76 · 2019-11-04T01:50:26+00:00

Oh snap

Sarcastic-Sulfur · 2019-11-08T16:48:25+00:00

Cake day.

gcousinz · 2020-01-19T15:22:38+00:00

She’s a shallow and probably fat arsed slapper

harryusta · 2019-09-19T18:38:17+00:00

Damn 5’9” is really not short if we’re going by averages

dick_head68 · 2019-09-19T17:47:44+00:00

SMH Im literally crying right now, Walter would never do this

rhaneyjr · 2019-09-19T16:51:16+00:00

Cheap date. Score

Loading_no_name · 2019-09-19T17:00:49+00:00

Omg is that Walter?

HNutz · 2019-09-19T14:21:58+00:00

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

r/murderedbywords

Boxcue · 2019-09-19T18:55:10+00:00

Ok but short guys are lowkey cuter then tall guys.

FACTS

2019-09-19T15:36:42+00:00

Manlets Rise Up

TheOneEyedPussy · 2020-02-01T02:27:32+00:00

Also a repost from r/pussypassdenied

JEEPFAN123 · 2019-09-19T21:21:37+00:00

Repost

Title	X-post from r/trashy
Author	Sixemperor
Upvotes	19204
Comments	421
Date	September 19, 2019 1:58 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/d6efe8/xpost_from_rtrashy/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/x-post-from-rtrashy.1069969 https://theredarchive.com/post/1069969

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