Everyone is losing their minds at what a perfect man she has found and all I can think is how he made HER drive them to the date in HIS city. Do not EVER go to a man even if he pays for it. If he really wanted to see you he’d come to you

Platipus6 · 2021-11-18T07:07:27+00:00

Hold up. Now they're dating LONG DISTANCE??

😂😂😂😂😂😂

oh you fucken clown car sis.

LonchuraStriata · 2021-11-18T11:17:42+00:00

Oh, honey...

you're not dating that guy, you're his on-call free bangchauffeur. Let's just imagine it:

He's feeling like sex, so he calls her to come over, she drives over (naturally on her own dime), while he didn't even move his butt from the couch. He fucks her until he comes, her orgasm is optional to very unlikely.

If he's feeling fancy, they order takeout afterwards (and naturally go 50/50), after which she cleans up and washes the plates, because... being a good guest, y'know? Scrote still hasn't moved his ass from the couch. Maybe she watches him play videogames for a while and serves him drinks and snacks.

She stays ... or leaves at some point if he gets bored of her. Maybe they go on a "date", too: She plans, organizes and plays taxi, they go 50/50 on food and other expenses or - Queen that she is - she "treats her man" because he's had such a tough day.

Rinse and repeat.

Sounds dreamy, doesn't it?

BornToBeWildType · 2021-11-18T13:15:08+00:00

Speaking from experience: Never date a man who doesn't drive!

You might think it's NBD at first, especially if you both live in a city with good transport links (as I did). Eventually you will realise the burden will fall on you for every single errand, car payment, grocery store trip, long-distance visits to family, transporting stuff when you move house, picking up friends...and you will grow more and more resentful as he snores next to you in the passenger seat and leaves pastry crumbs all over the inside of you car.

MajesticSkyPachyderm · 2021-11-18T16:34:17+00:00

He sent her a form because he's dating multiple women and he can't remember who's who and wants what. Hence the need for her to put her name at the top. He didn't create that form for her, he created it for himself and sends it to everyone he dates.

Specific-Composer300 · 2021-11-18T09:36:50+00:00

Dating long distance when the man has no car?!

whiskey_and_oreos · 2021-11-18T06:56:26+00:00

Pick me's are making scrote's lives too easy. He doesn't have a car, he actually spent time on those idiotic Google forms (bet he thought that was clever) rather than conversing, and she's delivering herself for dates.

Stop enabling manchildren!

DivineGoddess1111111 · 2021-11-18T08:47:38+00:00

What's the bet she paid half?

Madholley · 2021-11-18T14:22:19+00:00

The lack of driving while still asking girls out aside, I would be so offended if a man sent this to me. Like...it feels like he has too many dates to keep it straight (gross) and then of course, the fact that all of these things could have been asked DURING CONVERSATION in a less impersonal way. This is an instant block move, for me. I am so disappointed that she found this to be a positive. Sis needs help.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-11-18T13:58:32+00:00

Long distance dating?

It's like not dating.

DiosaCordilia · 2021-11-18T18:40:12+00:00

I would vomit actually. This is way too much 😆 Waaaay too much. I get for real creepy vibes with this. I do not see why this is cUtE or fUnNy anything like it

Educational_Pool_635 · 2021-11-18T06:45:46+00:00

They have no standards. So they think everybody is a perfect man if he doesn't abuse them.

Specific-Composer300 · 2021-11-18T21:22:15+00:00

How did this man manage to be lazy yet also someone over the top and creepy at the same time?

divination__ · 2021-11-19T01:22:39+00:00

I don't know the whole story but this is giving me major narcissist vibes. Not just because she had to drive, and because he's obviously sent this to many women and the novelty makes it seem like it's high effort when it isn't really, but this is a really common love-bombing tactic. Clearly this man isn't minted, so he can't love-bomb in a grandiose way, so the 'elaborateness' of the date makes her feel special instead. However... it's not actually personal to her and the exit interview is deeply self-involved and validation seeking. Very little of any of this experience was about her at all.

cherieblosum · 2021-11-21T10:23:18+00:00

So she basically planned a date for herself and drove to the guy. She is a huge pick me.

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