Gravitationally exceptional mother is tired of your games! Queue up.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-01-15T17:59:16+00:00

if you can't handle

No further reading is required. Anytime someone uses manipulative language like that, just walk away.

Miggymoggy · 2022-01-15T17:28:11+00:00

The only man she should be contacting is Dr Nowzaradan to help her 600lb life.

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2022-01-15T17:50:05+00:00

These photos gave me COVID

Adalmodus · 2022-01-15T18:47:02+00:00

[permanently deleted]

One-Move · 2022-01-15T17:52:09+00:00

1? I see 2 special need children

Boar_excrement · 2022-01-15T18:24:26+00:00

Her child comes first? It looks more like forks before children...

droden · 2022-01-15T20:14:31+00:00

Type 1,2 AND 3 diabetes. All of them!

RedPilledLife · 2022-01-15T17:38:20+00:00

Thanks for the🐳 pics bro, now i can throw away my food 🤮

Flat_Eric_1200 · 2022-01-15T21:10:10+00:00

Why would any man chose a pre used Wife that abused her body so badly she has limited mobility now AND will have major health issues later because of it? 😹

johnnystrangeways · 2022-01-15T18:38:00+00:00

How do people let themselves get to this point of obesity? She clearly owns a mirror, does she not see how unhealthy and unattractive she looks?

GlobalFlyer6500 · 2022-01-15T20:25:32+00:00

She likes swimming? She looks like a buoy if she even floats.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2022-01-15T21:40:54+00:00

bowling

I'd pay to see that shit.

"to the arcade"

RIP arcade cabinets

"to the zoo"

Probably to meet her distance relatives. 🦛 🐘

DeliveryScared6776 · 2022-01-15T19:18:59+00:00

She's fat. Don't sugarcoat it, cause she might eat that too.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-01-15T18:02:01+00:00

Hell to the naw

LordFlakkko · 2022-01-16T07:35:58+00:00

What is with fat single mothers and tattoos?

EvilKlownz2 · 2022-01-15T22:18:53+00:00

She missed putting in her profile "you must be able to bench press 500lbs to roll around with this tons of fun."

DianeticDelight · 2022-01-15T21:17:51+00:00

Why does she say she has specifically nine tattoos? Does she… does she think that’s a flex?!

StinkingDischarge · 2022-01-15T22:56:11+00:00

Translate.... Tattooed, morbidly obese single mom needs cuck to support her "world". Too old for "games" so don't expect to get any sex, just write a check that won't bounce and shut up.

timebandit1975 · 2022-01-16T01:04:27+00:00

Upvoted because of "gravitationally exceptional"

stanthemilkman88 · 2022-01-16T11:38:12+00:00

Jesus. Class 3 obese. Disabled kid. All the other problems but those first 2 are enough. Hell the 1st one is.

EquivalentButton8107 · 2022-01-15T23:04:39+00:00

Her eyes are completely dead.

HedgeRunner · 2022-01-16T05:51:19+00:00

Holy......cow.

SnakeEyeskid · 2022-01-16T09:09:54+00:00

My first thought "she's a two but at least she's natural". Then I scroll and see the tattoo and I'm like, she delusional.

I also take bad selfies (hard to get dates but they are surprised in the positive way if you get to that stage).

Then a horrible tatto and, wow that one requires litres of hard liqueur to even consider....

Then I read the bio and I'm like, "end it with fire"! Single mother, makes land whales look good and have demands. Clown world.

maruadventurer · 2022-01-16T11:55:54+00:00

Well at least the gravity angle is true. She has so much mass that small moons orbit her gravity well.

CarFreak777 · 2022-01-16T13:02:32+00:00

'Gravitationally Exceptional' nice one OP

-Trashaway- · 2022-01-16T16:46:29+00:00

The risk of swiping the wrong direction is too high, better uninstall the app to be safe.

loneliness-inc · 2022-01-16T18:30:11+00:00

I like to go swimming, fishing

That's usually what whales 🐋 do.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2022-01-16T19:23:28+00:00

I don't even recognize this one as female.

Royal-Owl-353 · 2022-01-15T18:18:41+00:00

Lol hell no!

loneliness-inc · 2022-01-15T22:27:39+00:00

[permanently deleted]

dpgbv · 2022-01-16T09:15:14+00:00

In exchange I get a pork chop.

Fairwareprovidence · 2022-01-16T19:50:41+00:00

Geez. That's the hardest 32 I've ever seen. My wife is seven years older than that and the 32 year old looks like she could be my wife's aunt.

Rayzor_debiker · 2022-01-17T10:26:17+00:00

She should be tired after a workout session at the gym.

mustangfrank · 2022-01-18T01:14:14+00:00

For some reason I am attracted to her. Her Gravitational pull is getting to me. I do not want to be sucked into a black hole.

Jbr74 · 2022-01-19T20:25:55+00:00

On the bright side, you might be able to be on TV if you hang out with her.

She'll probably be on 'My 600lb Life' soon.

kevin_bean · 2022-01-20T11:52:58+00:00

Gravitationally exceptional.. LOL

Magrudagrind · 2022-01-20T17:32:04+00:00

No matter what theres always something for someone out there. 🤢

eyedrinkbathwater · 2022-01-21T13:03:11+00:00

bitch couldn't even brush her hair for her photos.

1TakeCrip · 2022-01-24T14:06:07+00:00

bengals could use her on the O line

flsingleguy · 2022-01-27T20:18:16+00:00

The only thing redeeming is she provided a full length selfie and not the boxed in face only photo.

One-Move · 2022-01-15T21:14:14+00:00

[permanently deleted]

Title	Gravitationally exceptional mother is tired of your games! Queue up.
Author	MelkorHimself
Upvotes	180
Comments	95
Date	January 15, 2022 5:04 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/s4ot6a/gravitationally_exceptional_mother_is_tired_of/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/gravitationally-exceptional-mother-is-tired-of.1096059 https://theredarchive.com/post/1096059

Comments