Quite the catch! She attracts felons and sex offenders, yet somehow she doesn't have custody of her kids.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2022-02-12T02:40:28+00:00

No felons or sex offenders.. guess which one knocked her up and made her a single mom..

H-4350 · 2022-02-12T02:51:17+00:00

29? Yeah. In 2007.

One-Move · 2022-02-12T02:52:22+00:00

Ok ok ok she tried to hide the obesity with top down shots, but the second picture, honey if your cleavage starts 3” from your throat you are FAT

FullyLeveledKween · 2022-02-12T03:27:52+00:00

If you have to specify “no felons or sex offenders,” it’s probably time to reevaluate your life.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2022-02-12T04:08:18+00:00

She is so fat, even the "take the pic from the ceiling" trick can't hide that gut.

thefudmaster · 2022-02-12T04:56:57+00:00

Steer very clear of single mothers at all costs. Run from women who don’t have custody of their kids.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-02-12T02:24:00+00:00

"Don't you want a sweet sweet taste o' THIS, boys?" (Gestures to body up and down) "Get in line-- IF you're good enough for this fiiiine goddess!!" (Waggles tongue) "This gal is PURE CLASS! I expect, like, romance and financial stability an' shit! But definitely NO FELONS! Except, like, maybe just for fun on a case-by-case basis if you lifted weights in the prison yard... Don't worry about the scab on my forehead in the last pic, it's gone away by now."

Machomuk89 · 2022-02-12T03:43:17+00:00

Gotta love how they all put down they like outdoors or hiking when it doesn't look like they could do 1 mile without stopping

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-02-12T04:58:40+00:00

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panzer22222 · 2022-02-12T04:29:32+00:00

Jesus, if she held the camera any further at that angle it would be the back of her head...actually be an improvement

Hy3w_mong0u5 · 2022-02-12T10:28:13+00:00

Myspace angles for days, boobs still smaller than her massive belly. Smokes. Nothankyou

buddy8665 · 2022-02-12T16:13:10+00:00

Fuck...this has got to be one of the roughest looking 29yr old women I've ever seen.

FirstBornAthlete · 2022-02-12T04:14:02+00:00

Sure doesn’t look 29

Profitglutton · 2022-02-12T09:48:59+00:00

The mark of someone whose coasted on her youth alone for most of her life. Now reality will teach her a very harsh lesson about her RMV.

TriumphAnt462X0 · 2022-02-12T17:52:24+00:00

Kid "lives elsewhere?" Yeah, that's not a red flag at all.

29? Damn girl. Get your crap together.

SenorAsssHat · 2022-02-12T02:35:21+00:00

Ooooooof.

1Supersnapper · 2022-02-12T21:05:53+00:00

As curvy as an overstuffed duffel bag.

Luv2cu78 · 2022-02-12T13:38:13+00:00

Ain't no way she 29.

Yggdrasill4 · 2022-02-12T12:43:15+00:00

She looks wrecked at 29 years... What did she do to herself, meh

Boar_excrement · 2022-02-12T11:53:02+00:00

I think these dating apps should have another category: diagnoses. Of course, they would have to make the page length unlimited. And differentiate between official diagnoses from a licensed professional and Dr. Google.....

Emotional_Ad_643 · 2022-02-12T11:54:46+00:00

Oh baby! Let me tongue that lesion on your forehead.

vegasbadboy702 · 2022-02-12T15:41:01+00:00

Oh no. A 29 year old single mother who doesn’t have custody of her kids (and for what reason I wonder) but now wants to settle down and have more children. Makes perfect sense. Lol. Maybe she could just focus on being a better mother to her current kids instead of trying to have more. Just a thought.

She’s Christian but apparently didn't subscribe to the “marry before you carry” concept and she’s 420 friendly. The whole no felons or sex offenders tells me that’s who she has consorted with in the past on more than one occasion.

ForsakeHope-BeStill · 2022-02-12T19:06:47+00:00

Disgusting filth.

crippledhermit · 2022-02-12T17:09:56+00:00

Not even pretty when she was younger I bet. Ugh.

OddBelt987 · 2022-02-12T13:37:17+00:00

Haaaarrrrrrrrrd pass…

cleverbutnotoverlyso · 2022-02-12T17:00:01+00:00

Yikes.

BigAggravating1299 · 2022-02-13T00:00:38+00:00

So, my thinking is she probably wants a beta, but still masterbates to Tyrones, Chad's, Felons of all kinds. Im gonna go out on a limb and say Tyrone is the baby daddy

divorcedbp · 2022-02-14T00:26:15+00:00

“I don’t have custody of my children, and I won’t date sex offenders. Please do not think about any potential connection that these two previous facts may or may not have with each other.”

Prisoner2020 · 2022-02-14T02:34:41+00:00

What a fucking Hog. Stay away from this mess boys and girls. Eww.

Brutehex · 2022-02-14T12:43:09+00:00

Really 29?

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2022-02-15T06:11:21+00:00

29????? LOL

SnooPineapples426 · 2022-02-16T02:39:29+00:00

Guess her kids skin color

Mister_McDerp · 2022-02-12T16:02:01+00:00

Is she pregnant?

Sake99 · 2022-02-15T12:37:25+00:00

29 ????

KurtKurington · 2022-02-16T20:13:31+00:00

Not even the FGAS can help her anymore

LateralThinker13 · 2022-02-17T18:00:44+00:00

Who else is going to want to hit up an older fat pothead single mother?

Also, note all the camera angles to hide her weight.

BridgeOverTwin · 2022-02-18T03:50:05+00:00

Must be 420 friendly.

Oh fuck off, you degenerate pothead. Your existence is why people like me oppose legalization.

loneliness-inc · 2022-02-13T00:01:51+00:00

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Machomuk89 · 2022-02-12T02:58:34+00:00

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Quite the catch! She attracts felons and sex offenders, yet somehow she doesn't have custody of her kids.

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Now lick her butthole and pay for all her bills, you misogynist pig!!!

Title	Quite the catch! She attracts felons and sex offenders, yet somehow she doesn't have custody of her kids.
Author	MelkorHimself
Upvotes	296
Comments	110
Date	February 12, 2022 2:19 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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