A man who sleeps around is using women for their bodies. A woman who sleeps around is exploring herself.

A man who dates younger women is taking advantage. A woman who uses older men for money knows how to play the game.

A man without a job is a deadbeat. A woman without a job is exploring her options.

A man who doesn’t want kids is shrugging his responsibilities. A woman who doesn’t want kids is fighting the patriarchy.

A man who prefers a woman that earns less is an oppressor. A woman who demands a man that earns more has standards.

A man with high expectations is a misogynist. A woman with high expectations knows her worth.

A man who exercises is overcompensating. A woman who spends money on hair and nails is taking care of herself.

A man who sends mixed messages is an emotional abuser. A woman who sends mixed messages is seductive.

A man who cheats on his wife is trash. A woman who cheats on her husband wasn’t having her needs met.

A man who yells at a woman should get jail time. A woman who yells at a man is standing up for herself.

A man who strikes a woman should be buried beneath the prison. A woman who strikes a man is giving him what he deserves.

A man who is falsely accused of abuse probably abused someone else anyways. A woman who is called out for false allegations is the real victim.

A man who loses custody of his child must be a bad father. A woman who loses custody of her child was wronged by the state.

A man who gets abused is funny. A woman who gets abused is a tragedy.

A man walking by himself is a potential threat. A woman walking alone is a potential victim.

A man who leads a woman on is manipulative. A woman who leads a man on has healthy boundaries.

A man who is mocked for his appearance was the brunt of a joke. A woman who is mocked for her appearance had violence perpetrated against her.

A man who changes facts is a liar. A woman who changes facts is telling “her truth.”

A confident man is probably a narcissist. A confident woman has a healthy self-image.

A man who prioritizes his happiness is selfish. A woman who prioritizes her happiness knows what’s most important.