Dog (big) - she likes her men loyal, big, strong and able to protect her. Loyalty is important but it might be a toss up if she is herself is or not.

Dog (small) - She wants a play thing. She'll make you her plaything. Avoid at all costs.

Cat - she might be shy, an old soul, more introverted, generally passive. Or batshit crazy and the complete opposite. Might ruin your life but you'll get a good story out of it.

Bird - Free spirit. Doesn't like feeling trapped but doesn't mind doing it to a bird. Musically inclined and will invite you to her acoustic set at the local Cafe where she only plays cover songs.

Reptile - she's either a super nerd or a super villain or both.

Spiders, bugs, incects - I have no idea, because if such a woman did exist, no man in his right mind would be within 5 city blocks of her. Or she's a super villain.

Ferret - She's either mentally still a child or she's crazy. Like horsegirl crazy...which brings me to my last point

Horse - She's the stud; you're the mare.