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[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist152 points153 points154 points 5 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
I can't believe these idiots are advertising "dad bod" like anyone actually likes that! 😂😂😂😂
[–]StarSweeper86FDS Newbie82 points83 points84 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Right? They act like it's something to strive for. My guy friend told me he thought women on dating apps should be flocking to him because he had a dad bod. I was literally speechless lol.
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist133 points134 points135 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
"I'm a little fat, weak, hairy, and I'll get out of breath while I sweat on top of you in an attempt to fuck you."
[–]StarSweeper86FDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
🤮🤮🤮
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And that's if he can get his dick up at all!
[–]HmtnswFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Calling shit out.
Mic drop.
[–]GalactoseGalFDS Newbie60 points61 points62 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Who started this? I straight up told a dude he should be ashamed of his lack of care for his body, not hiding behind this dad bod thing. There's so many moms who keep up a fitness regimen despite having had several kids.
[–]TigreImpossibileFDS Apprentice47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right?!! Most of my friend group is married with kids and they all look immaculate. They take care of themselves and workout. One of them even has abs. Nobody is a slouch.
We were all born in the 70s 💅🏼
One of them got separated from her husband last year and it was mutual, he's eating his words and actions now because he has a receding hairline, dad bod and I'm sure didn't get a ton of action on the apps, and certainly not with anyone of the aesthetic calibre of his wife, who is legitimately beautiful. He can't date at her level and wants her back... LOLLLLLLLL. I can't tell you how much this amuses me.
(Ray Liotta Goodfellas meme goes here 😆)
Meanwhile, she doesn't want him or any of his crap. She says she can't believe how peaceful and calm her life is. She comes from a big ethnic family and her brother-in-law is her employer and he gave her a big raise (he's loaded), so she doesn't even miss her husband financially. Hehe.
[–]shakethat_milkshakeKINKmeisha™️ on parole29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dad bod = I look like a peeled potato.
[–]Alma00019FDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wait, why? How does he think that??
[–]StarSweeper86FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No idea. I tried subtly telling him about all the healthy things I was doing in my diet and then asked what his nutrition was like. I don't think he got the hint.
[–]Alma00019FDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You should have told him "perfect! I have a mom bod!" see how he would have reacted 😂
[–]KimpracticalFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And of course they expect the woman to be perfect
[–]dior-not-warFDS Newbie142 points143 points144 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Men who like women half their age are ALWAYS creeps. I wish people would stop normalizing such large age gaps. These creeps will scream “but it’s legal!” every time. Just because it’s legal doesn’t mean it’s right. They would be going after 16 year olds too if it was legal. 🤢
[+]shedragonessFDS Newbie[S] -63 points-62 points-61 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
My issue is not the age gap so much. Is that the dude has a “dad bod” yet demands an attractive chick. Double standard much? That’s the real issue in my eyes.
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist107 points108 points109 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL as if a man who is almost 40 trying to get with someone who's practically a child isn't also a double standard.
[–]TigreImpossibileFDS Apprentice33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Really?!! The age gap is a massive red flag, much worse than the dad bod.
I'm in his age range and I have opened up my Tinder preferences for amusement from 18 to 100 before, and whenever some kid in his late teens or early 20s superliked me, I cringed. They look like children to me. I just want to feed them milk and cookies and tuck them into bed, anything beyond that hurts my brain because they don't even look like proper adults to me.
It's gross.
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[–]TigreImpossibileFDS Apprentice30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Do you know one single well-adjusted 20-year-old girl who dates 35-year-olds or older? I do not.
Large age gaps are almost always predatory. You can't be "legitimately into" your own exploitation. And these men often don't want to date women their own age because they will be called out on their plethora of bullshit, and not even that, women their own age often wouldn't even date them.
FDS women need to be educated about and weary of age gaps and how fucked up they almost always are, you obviously haven't been around here long for you to even say any of that.
[–]lovebun999FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This man made it very specific he wants exactly 18, no older. Lol. Someone give me one good reason why that is a fine and normal age preference for him? Let’s be real, if the age limit was 16 that would then be his new preferred age... Leave female children alone ffs.
[–]TigreImpossibileFDS Apprentice6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly, is completely gross and abnormal and predatory.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He chose the lowest possible legal age. If it were 13 he'd be trolling for a 13 year old.
[–]EclecticBarbarellaFDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Regardless of whether the women are “into it” (which it’s highly unlikely the attraction comes from a healthy place), the men are still creepy af for dating that much younger, especially if they’re predatorily searching it out. I look back at the men I dated in my twenties and cringe at how immature they were trying to date someone as young and naive as I was.
[–][deleted] 67 points68 points69 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The average sex doll should fit all his requirements.
[–]riseaboveagainFDS Apprentice58 points59 points60 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
‘Easy going’ is scrotespeak for low self esteem and therefore no boundaries
This man is a predator
[–]TigreImpossibileFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
PREACH!!! ✊🏼
[–]Teenie34FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Easygoing” is when she won’t hold him accountable for his garbage behavior.
[–]yucca22FDS Newbie43 points44 points45 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Obvious pedo. We're not stupid, dude.
[–][deleted] 83 points84 points85 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Attractive 18 years old women like attractive young men. If she's interested in men old enough to be her father it's because she has been traumatized. Of course, he's probably counting on that.
[–]BeADecentHumanBeingFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
💯💯
[–]OrchidLionFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's disgusting
[–]FitncurlyFDS Apprentice33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“Dad bod” is scrote for fat and flabby. No thanks 🤢
[–]goblinwiseauFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
exactly. and i can just see his fat, doughy, ugly ass face too... 🤢 🤢 🤢
No muscle, sloping shoulders... Ewww... No thanks.
[–]kittyopuppyFDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Hi I’m a 40 year old porn sick pedophile that brings absolutely nothing to the table”
[–]dntbfllikeididPickmeisha™️57 points58 points59 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Anything more than 5 years age gap is predatory, period!
[–]Upstairs_WorryFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Depends on your ages.
[–]dntbfllikeididPickmeisha™️18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I’m talking about legal age/adults. A 15 year old with a 20 year old is not only predatory and wrong, it’s also illegal.
[–]TheTower_14FDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I wish i had this jammed into my head at 15 :(. I talked to a 21 year old at 15 and he was not good to me
[–]sorshiiFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I know how you feel :( 15 and 25, one of my biggest mistakes. The way they treat you is so disturbing.. like you're their little doll or pet.
[–]TheTower_14FDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. It's like I knew it was wrong on his end but I let him anyway and I'm not sure why. He went as far as to tell me not to gain weight because he likes his girls skinny (I told him that I wouldn't feel insecure about my body anymore if I could just gain weight). The pick me in me at the time almost listened to him :/
[–]sorshiiFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Oh. My. God. They always want you to be as small and skinny as possible. I opened up to mine about almost relapsing on my eating disorder and although he didnt flat out say it, I could tell he was thinking "okay but dont gain any weight while recovering."
[–]TheTower_14FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What does he think recovery is? Omg I swear these guys have no empathy. Unless they find the person attractive that is. Then they can fake empathy for a short amount of time in hopes of sleeping with you 🙄. I'm so sorry you had to deal with that asshat.
[–]sorshiiFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I know, their lack of empathy is so horrific.. makes me wonder if they're that way because of nature or because how society panders to them
[–]TheTower_14FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd say it's a good mix of both. I can't imagine what the ladies in ancient times dealt with before there were laws and women's shelters.
[–]dntbfllikeididPickmeisha™️6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same! My 1st bf was 18 when I was 14. I wish I had waited until I was at least 18 to have any boyfriends. Ugh! 😐
[–]dntbfllikeididPickmeisha™️14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤮
[–]CoffeeBeforeAdultyFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LVMs, NVMs, and pickmeishas oh my!
Whisper's motto...
[–]michelle27519FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And he’s polyamorous too
[–]N2GenFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds disgusting
[–]thenew-supremeThrowaway Account3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ewww
[–]onemoredaydreamFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is whisper? Another platform for men to disappoint women on?
[–]Honest-WillowAt-Risk Pick Me Youth1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a fucking lame-o
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