I went home with a girl the other night. At breakfast the next morning, I remarked on the collection of feminist literature in her bookshelf, and asked what she thought about the Men's Rights Movement.

She replied, "I think it's incredibly unfortunate that there are 'feminists' who devalue men. Men are women's biological and spiritual counterparts. Looking at them in any way that oppresses them inhibits the evolution of the entire species. Sometimes I think 'radical feminists' who claim that a woman who remains in a relationship with a man is feeding into the patriarchy has just never had a decent dicking".

I'm keeping this one around.