“But why do they treat us like sexual objects?”

Killljoys13 · 2020-07-10T05:36:02+00:00

Women: Haha, tiny dick, lolzz People: Damn girl, you so brave!! What a roast!

Men: Fuck off, you flat titted bitch People: Don't oBjEcTiFy women!!!!!!!11!!

Pingayaso · 2020-07-10T02:55:32+00:00

Some women are so missinformed about what offend men, it's all about sex shaming but if they tell you that you have a small penis and you respond thst all penises would look small aside that fat ass they get destroyed.

CMDR_KingErvin · 2020-07-10T02:50:07+00:00

Because when women try to be funny, they don’t go for laughs. They try to go for applause.

thehoboboi · 2020-07-10T03:10:58+00:00

U forget short

magicsax03 · 2020-07-10T03:06:15+00:00

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JerCoMambo · 2020-07-10T05:56:09+00:00

Not to mention its literally bodyshaming

brandinho5 · 2020-07-10T10:44:30+00:00

“You suck in bed! I faked it every time!”

Well, I mean, jokes on you then. Maybe you shoulda told me what you wanted so I could improve instead of letting me continue to do it incorrectly.

hvperRL · 2020-07-10T06:38:22+00:00

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SleepingRockruff · 2020-07-10T09:39:53+00:00

"Hurrr ur dik is small"

Still worth 20% more salary though!

Dr_Bukkakee · 2020-07-10T12:30:58+00:00

“Don’t objectify women!”

“Subscribe to my onlyfans to see my asshole for $5.”

707RiverRat · 2020-07-10T05:46:18+00:00

“Sorry it wasn’t big enough for the gaping cavern you call your vagina.”

ReallyAhhhh · 2020-07-10T03:35:57+00:00

There is only one time when it’s funny ,wait no it’s not

2020-07-10T13:38:37+00:00

“Men can’t find the clit hahahaha” rips your dick off during hand job is a dead fish in bed

idontloveanyone · 2020-07-10T07:46:12+00:00

“Still bigger than yours”

2020-07-10T04:40:02+00:00

don’t forget “short” and “pervert” too.

ILikeToArgueALot · 2020-07-10T06:58:58+00:00

Women don't realise the best way to insult a man is his career.

I couldnt give a shit about my sex life

But if she learned the thing that I studied for years and years to be good at, she learned how it worked and then she said "wow you did that really shit compared to your coworkers"

Now THAT is how you hurt a mans ego

2020-07-10T07:29:22+00:00

And all three only effect the woman involved, not the guy. It’s like saying ‘you never even made me cum‘.

Sucks to be you then doesn’t it, I came just fine.

thriftwisepoundshy · 2020-07-10T05:54:52+00:00

Bitch, you blow bubbles when you walk

LeakyThoughts · 2020-07-10T08:15:35+00:00

1.) Most men have average dick size, women watch porn and all of a sudden think that every guy is meant to have a 45" blastoise cannon. It's an unrealistic body expectation

2.) The clit is not that hard to find.. vaginas have like 3 parts.. labia, a hole and between the two is the clit, it's really quite a straight forward design

3.) Same women that claim Guys are bad a sex, are the same ones who refuse to try new positions their partner is more comfortable with, also the ones who brag about being 'an animal' in the bedroom when in reality they just Fucking lay there on their back like a dead fish

Also notice how allllll of these supposedly hurtful points are about sex... Maybe you should get some original material Hun, because the same jokes have been heard 1000 times by every guy by any less than polite bird he's ever had the misfortune of meeting

Not only is it not offensive, it's not original either

Joey_Lopez · 2020-07-10T03:44:25+00:00

Yet girls smaller than a DD think that they can talk about anyone.

SauronGamgee · 2020-07-10T05:08:06+00:00

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Kira-belmont · 2020-07-10T08:46:35+00:00

Just pull the ol grand canyon insult

Dameon_the_demon · 2020-07-10T14:45:38+00:00

"All you do is think about my cock"

Arm1nius · 2020-07-10T03:14:14+00:00

These women know that most men are insecure about their size, so they take advantage of it

GayyFieri · 2020-07-10T06:40:56+00:00

A while back some woman got mad at me when I called her a cunt and gave her the finger when she accelerated early during a red as I was crossing the street. She screamed out the window 'YOU HAVE A LITTLE DICK!'

I laughed and shook my head "If you only knew."

"No No, you do. IT'S LITTLE!!" She screamed

"That's all you've got, huh?"

Women are a joke

Handiinu · 2020-07-10T08:33:38+00:00

The small dick "insult" isnt even upsetting. Like you do know men are not just dildos with limbs right?

2020-07-10T12:11:21+00:00

Your opinion differs from mine, you enjoy traditionally masculine things, therefore penis small. - Npcfemale.

UglierThanMoe · 2020-07-10T13:56:20+00:00

In my case that's a single joke in three acts.

2020-07-10T05:50:09+00:00

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wetpoohstain · 2020-07-10T16:59:56+00:00

An ex GF once insulted my penis size at a bar. I said that sex with her was like fucking a jar of warm mayonnaise.... And the warm mayonnaise smelled better. Suddenly she was the victim, trying to get other dudes in the bar to fight me.

KlayThompsons_Weed · 2020-07-10T04:05:04+00:00

Best response- “still beat tho”

rabidchad · 2020-07-10T13:42:05+00:00

I either have a small organ or you have the largest cathedral I've ever performed in. What an echo.

25schmecklesshort · 2020-07-10T07:02:02+00:00

Sounds like this person hears those jokes a lot, likely a coincidence

iSlingShlong · 2020-07-10T14:59:44+00:00

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Lucky_Luis · 2020-07-10T15:04:25+00:00

I think that says a lot about women that all of their jokes invoke sex

peinstar · 2020-07-10T15:05:57+00:00

She: how big is it Me: small, leave me alone

AssassinJ2 · 2020-07-10T21:33:31+00:00

This is why there's a stigma that women aren't funny.

bydo1492 · 2020-07-11T04:23:58+00:00

A woman once pointed and laughed at me and said "who do you think you are going to satisfy with that?" To which I replied "myself".

Apeshaft · 2020-07-10T07:44:16+00:00

Those three jokes are so fucking good though! That's also why we have so many, many, many female comedians today. So many to choose from... Amy 1 and Amy 2. The chubby one, the tall one with short hair. The list goes on and on!

FreeMan4096 · 2020-07-10T12:08:43+00:00

Have you ever seem trully hilarious comedian woman? I can't recall one.

thesmoothest18 · 2020-07-10T05:52:30+00:00

Just tell her she can barely take dick and that should end any further insults

chuadam · 2020-07-10T07:01:20+00:00

How is this pussypassdenied? Just curious.

hoozent28 · 2020-07-10T10:16:50+00:00

Because you all treat yourselves like such.

Zabuzaxsta · 2020-07-10T14:40:54+00:00

I agree none of it is funny, but if you can’t find a clit you’re a fucking idiot. Yeah, the other two aren’t insulting, but it’s baffling to me that so many adult women have that problem with their partners.

CrawlingOnMyCrawn · 2020-07-10T18:02:23+00:00

It also shows that women like that build their lives around sex because they're bad at everything else

ofthewhite · 2020-07-10T19:10:36+00:00

Since when do we care about the female orgasm?

bloodthorn1990 · 2020-07-15T13:27:17+00:00

women: "idk why niggas can't find the clit"

their pussy: looks like someone tossed a grenade at a Walmart deli counter

GameProPie · 2020-07-22T05:01:12+00:00

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Women aren’t funny (Feat: Back to the kitchen) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

_Bamby · 2020-07-10T11:21:27+00:00

Well that is true but we guys really be pulling the same “go back to the kitchen” joke @ women on any game/ community that’s predominantly men.

NukeEmWins · 2020-07-10T07:37:33+00:00

They say we suck at sex but how can you complain when you're not the one doing most of the work?

TheImpossible1 · 2020-07-10T13:23:49+00:00

You forgot incel, the one they use so much it's starting to seem like a mild Tourette's syndrome.

jakethedumbmistake · 2020-07-10T10:39:50+00:00

Wow..you look like an obese Bill Clition?

dangsoggyoatmeal · 2020-07-10T12:19:01+00:00

This sub has now become the foil to r/FemaleDatingStrategy

DeepFried200 · 2020-07-10T14:10:23+00:00

women just aren’t funny

Meloche67 · 2020-07-15T02:30:13+00:00

if you have a small dick its because she is not able to make you achieve your full potential

butt-sniffler · 2020-07-10T11:42:41+00:00

Men use small dick jokes waaaay more often.

LifeJockey · 2020-07-10T12:09:50+00:00

Yeah, growing up and learning the social game, I've come across a few more than the ones mentioned here. But yes, these are the core of their man shaming material. On a lighter note: I saw a tweet were a chick was saying that if your man cannot give you an orgasm, he's a "lame". Some saintly man tweeted back that God doesn't even care if women have an orgasm as it's not necessary for reproduction. BOOM!

AggresivePickle · 2020-07-10T10:38:58+00:00

This subreddit used to be about calling women out for entitlement or something, now it’s just incels hating on women

TacoOrgy · 2020-07-10T10:32:29+00:00

this is literally the furthest thing from pussy pass denied...

2020-07-10T07:21:42+00:00

"haha your penis is small" "Yes"

2020-07-10T07:25:01+00:00

Don’t forget “fragile male ego”

shaftlamer · 2020-07-10T09:40:22+00:00

They have one subject and one subject only: their cunts.

Note_Ansylvan · 2020-07-10T09:11:00+00:00

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jakethedumbmistake · 2020-07-10T12:00:23+00:00

Me neither. But I totally agree.

oggiVVV · 2020-07-10T12:04:26+00:00

"They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you, like an item."

GattoRovinaParquet · 2020-07-10T12:27:22+00:00

Women aren't funny, except for Ali Wong, she's the chosen one.

random_redditor911 · 2020-07-10T12:39:03+00:00

Lol the censor makes the pfps look like Minecraft characters

shaggy1452 · 2020-07-10T12:40:46+00:00

Imagine believing that your ability to olease a woman sexually is a worthwhile unit of one’s self worth

tigerbloodfudd · 2020-07-10T12:59:17+00:00

U forgot "duh, ur not 6ft but I'm short and fat"

2020-07-10T13:35:19+00:00

Plot twist I dont care if she cums

jai452 · 2020-07-10T15:22:56+00:00

I agree with the post but your title I don't

ZeeMyth · 2020-07-10T15:24:44+00:00

Hey 12k people that upvoted, please don’t let the sub become this

JOREVEUSA · 2020-07-10T15:37:26+00:00

I think your small dick is funny and that your bad at sex funny as well lol what was the third funny thing lol

WEDONTWANTPEERKELLY · 2020-07-10T15:54:30+00:00

I know my penis is small and I know I'm bad at sex but at the end of the day I still hit

KeithKebab · 2020-07-10T16:22:55+00:00

They really do only know those 3 jokes lol

Shadownero · 2020-07-10T17:43:18+00:00

You only make 76% of the money babe so I am only going to give you 76% of this dick!

DemenicHand · 2020-07-10T17:45:09+00:00

The bad at sex one confuses me. Why would you let your partner be bad at sex and not say anything for years

2020-07-10T17:51:48+00:00

Women.

Being funny and not being a women.

Choose one.

NoNameCauseReasons · 2020-07-10T18:44:59+00:00

And they also have a joke when they tell you that you must be gay if you are not into them

Gloryjoel69 · 2020-07-11T18:05:14+00:00

You can counter all of that and get them even angrier by one simple sentence; i still beat tho

R1PH4R4M3E · 2020-07-11T18:53:40+00:00

Every time I see these “jokes” made it’s actually male feminists making them

SleepingRockruff · 2020-07-12T01:41:45+00:00

They made you though, so they have at least four jokes.

Bagel-Gull · 2020-07-12T21:24:58+00:00

idk, might go to is a normally a small dick. It's the fact that none of you can get laid, because your sex is assholes and every woman you meet can obviously tell and that's why you have to rape women. Because no same bitch would fuck you.

2020-07-12T23:01:56+00:00

All the insults women have are sexual. Yet they hate appearing s sexual and hate to be sexualised. Funny

Bearzerker46 · 2020-07-13T10:32:27+00:00

Pro tip: be gay and have zero aspiration, then they have nothing to use against you.

NorvyAKAOskar · 2020-07-14T00:52:15+00:00

And as soon as she gets raped it hurts and she's startled for life? I thought he had a small penis and couldn't find the clit?

Dorinus2 · 2020-07-14T17:40:03+00:00

Don't forget the "your'e a virgin that will never get laid and never have kids"

Helloboi1 · 2020-07-14T23:52:49+00:00

Sorry about your not existent boobs and lazy ass head

Grand-Dry · 2020-07-18T19:29:47+00:00

“I’d rather have a small dick than a small brain”

2020-07-19T08:22:15+00:00

Why would I be insulted by tiny dick insults? Firstly, I dont really care, as there is much more to me than my dick size. Secondly, I know it isnt true. She aint seen it. Thirdly, Im much more proud of the cake Im carrying, so....

Batman420blazing · 2020-08-10T04:26:40+00:00

Don’t women also do height jokes a lot. I mean I haven’t experienced it but my friends get it all the time

Qorpral · 2020-11-15T02:01:57+00:00

Ever see a female comic? They're basically all just sex jokes about dude's and yes I'm generalizing here.

Npc5284747 · 2020-07-10T07:28:11+00:00

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TacoOrgy · 2020-07-10T11:17:51+00:00

ITT: jealous virgins....when did this sub become about hating women instead of calling out their special treatment

Tucojoe · 2020-07-10T09:34:00+00:00

And you always here this type of stuff from the dead fish in the bed toothy blowjob giving non ball fondling lazy sexual partners. Every women thinks they are a porn star for taking some dick but if a guy doesn’t have a literal carouse in his pants he’s a punk. Lol

2020-07-10T10:07:41+00:00

To be fair we dont know what this is in respone to

scenario5 · 2020-07-10T11:42:29+00:00

Did he forget “can’t get laid”?

bash32 · 2020-07-10T13:35:57+00:00

All women are queens jk fuck that

jon_thi · 2020-07-10T16:27:00+00:00

Thanks for taking my screenshot lul

scewbs · 2020-07-10T17:26:48+00:00

Every girl who says that someone’s dick is small is the same girl screaming from some dudes fingers.

Y’all ain’t slick.

Hubey808 · 2020-07-10T19:05:08+00:00

Listen here, lady. Your dick is probably bigger than mine but my income is definitely bigger than yours.

Ironic_Gangster · 2020-07-10T21:50:19+00:00

We're the morons here. We still let these things vote.

2020-07-10T09:00:34+00:00

'Sorry about your gaping cunt where cars can get lost in' wouldn't be funny to them either.

Re-toast · 2020-07-10T07:23:32+00:00

Even if it's small, these bitches will still put in their mouth so eh.

jfryk · 2020-07-10T07:03:15+00:00

Okay, so this sub actually went from really nice actual pussy passes to just flat retarded borderline unfunny sexist shit?

Buambulancia · 2020-07-10T09:30:22+00:00

I don't get why they laugh at us for not finding the clit, it doesn't exist anyways. No men has ever seen it am I right boys?

HornyLogician · 2020-07-10T09:57:35+00:00

r/MurderedByWords

CaptainCupcakez · 2020-07-10T09:51:02+00:00

Holy shit this sub is sad

get a fucking life, there will always be women saying dumb shit on the internet just like there will always be men doing that.

getting all defensive like this just proves how upset it makes you. youre playing right into the hands of anyone making these jokes at you

Title	“But why do they treat us like sexual objects?”
Author	iSlingShlong
Upvotes	22261
Comments	468
Date	July 10, 2020 2:49 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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