Here's a scrotey story for your delectation from one of the relationship subs. It started out seeming reasonable, a sad story of “oh two people decided they don't agree on kids and will probably have to split up, bummer.”

But then I dug into this scrote's history a few pages. He loves Joe Rogan, 🚩 anarchocapitalism, 🚩 and has a time consuming and extremely expensive hobby – as expensive as horses, actually, which is saying a lot.

He dated his wife for a “long time” before getting married 🚩 and put her through school, which he says he only agreed to do in return for her having his kids later. 🚩 He says he paid for her graduate degree. She can apparently prescribe meds, so I suspect she is an NP, which means he probably spent $35k to $50k on that. She is now working and settled in her career and has decided she doesn't want kids. She says it is for mental health reasons. He thinks it is because she had an absentee father and just doesn't know what it would be like to have an involved father of her children (🚩 for condescension) and also he currently spends a lot of time on his own hobbies. Maybe he's super involved and does all the household chores... but what are the chances of that?

He has tried to bargain with her by offering:

  1. He will stay home with the kids for her. He will even *gasp! SACRIFICE his career for her!!! Translation: “Let me stop working and sponge off you, PLEASE!!!” 🚩 Note, one or two years of supporting him would pay back the amount he so generously gave her for college. Hmm. Starting to look like he's just low-balling her instead of being generous.

  2. His parents will move there and help them all the time! Translation: “Your inlaws will be around all the time, constantly meddling and offering advice.” 🚩He never said anything about if his wife likes the inlaws, but honestly I really don't even want my mother to be in my pocket like that. 🚩

The whole thing reads weird, like he's trying to be super refined and oh so generous, but his writing is very cold and self focused🚩 in his history. When he mentioned her once it was very – bloodless. I could be wrong but it seemed very “wife appliance” to me. 🚩

I feel for this woman. I hope if she doesn't want kids that she can stop dancing around the subject out of what I suspect is guilt and not wanting to make him feel bad and realize it's okay. She can just let him go, even though it'll be hard, and they can recover and go on. Since she apparently used to say she did want kids, I wonder if she just looks at him now and shudders at the cold fish who bargained with her to pay less than a surrogate would receive for one pregnancy in order for her to give him multiple children AND be the breadwinner AND most likely do the majority of the work. What a great prospect! Where can I sign?!?

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Ugh. Hobosexuals be scrotin'. Be careful, ladies.