The Asian Penis Pickup (Thought you guys would get a kick out of this)

iamabe · 2011-03-16T13:32:38+00:00

sounds like a pretty shlong walk

taraka · 2011-03-16T14:18:15+00:00

I like his failures as much as his # closes. Great confidence and some awesome success in the most difficult cold approaches.

I really like the "can you tell me where X is" which he stops her answer short by saying "Never mind, I just wanted to talk to you".

moltar · 2011-03-16T11:11:47+00:00

Love this guy. He's very smooth and confident. Too bad there's only one video on his channel. He should just make the whole YouTube channel with these penis videos. If you are reading this, please make it a regularly updated channel!!!!

2011-03-16T16:45:26+00:00

He's great because he'll say some questionable shit and just leave it out there....no reaction, no wincing, no trying to explain away awkwardness. Bold!

2nd_class_citizen · 2011-03-16T07:18:38+00:00

Now THAT'S confidence!

2011-03-16T13:13:07+00:00

Loved it.

Especially the random dude with the yellow top hat.

legion_pua · 2011-03-16T16:24:41+00:00

Did anyone else get AA just watching him? I've got a shlong way to go with this stuff.

eking85 · 2011-03-16T15:27:07+00:00

He just answered the "how do I open women during the day on campus question". Using the where is the nearest starbucks or XYZ building tomorrow.

romistrub · 2011-03-16T06:21:40+00:00

haha "do you wanna see my cock?" I am stealing that.

MrZeppelin · 2011-03-16T07:16:24+00:00

Really good. Those loud group laughters are fucking solid.

redditdave · 2011-03-16T14:33:03+00:00

wow that fool is a pimp. i wonder is success rate is really as high as it seems through the video...or if they just edited out the other 100 rejections. either way..props to him..i got a lot to learn

djadvance22 · 2011-03-16T17:00:51+00:00

Schlong Live King Dong.

LonelyNixon · 2011-03-16T20:13:55+00:00

Goes to show how you can say whatever the fuck you want and still pick up women as long as you've got the confidence and the attitude down.

TofuTofu · 2011-03-16T22:49:11+00:00

Awesome example of day game. FOLLOW THIS GUY'S EXAMPLE.

trollforthelols · 2011-03-17T02:39:35+00:00

I'm Asian and I have the same name as him.

Looks like I know what I'll be doing when I get back to college after break.

texmo · 2011-03-16T06:18:31+00:00

this guy is brilliant

heckz · 2011-03-17T06:13:52+00:00

"Is it just me or do all these picture look like penises on the wall?" "...."

danielvago · 2011-03-16T07:22:07+00:00

This guy is good, he knows how to make his weakness his strength.

futuresex · 2011-03-16T22:31:55+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOeAfnv045s&feature=related Homie improved.

2011-03-16T11:12:56+00:00

That was hilarious.

nugwin · 2011-03-16T16:49:56+00:00

This guy is inspiring!

defacto_hedonist · 2011-03-16T19:12:53+00:00

Flavor Flav makes a cameo @ 3:39

Revo75 · 2011-03-16T21:10:47+00:00

Wow makes me want to try this game for my AA. I really hope he makes more vids!

WheresMyBourbon · 2011-03-16T22:50:28+00:00

what are you guys celebrating? LOL

2011-03-16T23:53:32+00:00

Loved the 'happy music' as he's doing this. Also, the peacocked dude at 3:41

cryer · 2011-03-17T03:35:49+00:00

As with everyone else, I thought this was pretty great. Though I wonder how many takes he had to do with girls who just wouldn't give him the time of day and either walked on by despite him accosting them or answered but turned him down either during the beginning or at the end.

I also wonder how this would work in NYC. I feel like people really keep to themselves and stay isolated even though there's a sea of people around. Another thing is that this was filmed either entirely or mostly on a school campus so girls may be more open to conversation. Just my feeling.

2nd_class_citizen · 2011-03-16T07:19:35+00:00

I wonder if the mentioning of penis variations would be considered part of NLP....

roxxe · 2011-03-16T17:28:04+00:00

love his attitude, thanks for the tips

cachetes · 2011-03-16T19:29:02+00:00

Did you see the dude at 3:41 , that's some serious peackocking

etherspirit · 2011-03-17T03:30:00+00:00

This is a great example of...you can say whatever the hell you want to say, as long as you say it the right way (including body language)

ilurkokcupid · 2011-03-17T06:37:42+00:00

I REAAAALLLY wished it showed the lead in to asking for their numbers each time. I've never done it before, this seems like the hardest step in trying to ask a random stranger out.

uglynerd · 2011-03-26T07:32:18+00:00

There's a second one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ5QYeJo9xU

The last bit with the umbrella was hilarious! I also liked how blatant he was, "Me and you, we're gonna hang out...like on a date."

hiphoprising · 2011-04-10T21:34:08+00:00

"Is it just me or does all this art look like penises?"

awkward silence

Nexism · 2011-04-16T17:02:45+00:00

Exuberant confidence.

The chick asked him to kino her with the hand reading.

whatdoy0uknow · 2011-06-08T02:02:32+00:00

anyone know where this is? definitely a college coast in cali

OCTANExXx · 2011-07-07T02:24:54+00:00

lol I actually know this guy

westsan · 2011-03-16T23:27:32+00:00

WTF? Am I the only one that thinks that was crude? He's just spinning his wheels and being rude.

BigManWalter · 2011-03-16T06:38:49+00:00

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Title	The Asian Penis Pickup (Thought you guys would get a kick out of this)
Author	BigManWalter
Upvotes	412
Comments	88
Date	March 16, 2011 5:46 AM UTC (15 years ago)
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