What are everyone's sex/relationship new years resolutions?

sublimemongrel · 2017-01-01T18:50:47+00:00

Pregnant this year I hope.

DrunkGirl69 · 2017-01-01T20:54:23+00:00

Use the purchasing power of my American citizenship to lock down a foreign hottie who's desperate for a green card before Trump kicks him out.

LeaneGenova · 2017-01-01T18:39:03+00:00

I want to get into meal prepping for the week, and meal planning in general. I have gotten into the habit of eating out when I don't have a plan, and it's not that good for my wallet or my macros. I need more veggies in my diet!

I also want to take time to express to my love to my partner and strengthen our bond. We have a great relationship, but I still notice that I will "teasingly" joke about him in front of other people - a very bad habit that I highly dislike. I'm going to be nipping that in the bud ASAP.

hakosua · 2017-01-01T19:23:32+00:00

Make more AA meetings (in part so as not to leave my friends feeling too responsible for my emotional wellbeing.)
Mail Christmas presents (Because, yeah, I'm that fucking lazy. I figure, maintaining contacts in Detroit will leave me more grounded now that I'm back on the East Coast.)
Get a regular exercise routine going again. It doesn't change how I look so much as it changes for I feel about my body.
In the event of a breakup, ensure that I can leave my boyfriend better (or, at least, more fulfilled) than I found him.
Continue to communicate honestly about sex, prioritizing long-term wellbeing over avoidance of short-term discomfort.
Learn Spanish, then embarrass my boyfriend with bad Spanish. Expand shitty vocabulary beyond curse words and Mexican food items.

washington_breadstix · 2017-01-01T18:17:34+00:00

To have some kind of sex/relationship.

buartha · 2017-01-01T18:59:45+00:00

Honestly, any issues with sex we ever had were sorted when we introduced scheduling a few years ago (things were hectic for both of us back then.) Relationship-wise I'm probably going to try to do a bit more surprise baking as I've been slacking on that recently and I know he likes it.

NalkaNalka · 2017-01-01T20:28:40+00:00

weekly PPD IRC time only. I'm in there way too much.
be more private
Stop giving as much of a fuck
No haircuts or trims in 2017.
Get down to 115 lbs and stay there.

NalkaNalka · 2017-01-01T17:09:27+00:00

Well, my current goal is to establish a harem of women. If you ever watched Game of Thrones, my dream set up is similar to Craster's(minus the incest and I would sacrifice all babies to the white walkers).

Basically, I would have a bunch of women work do the housework, work jobs and just have fun in general, kinda like a Manson Cult, but with more butterflies.

Skratt · 2017-01-01T17:22:16+00:00

Get fit, become more confident, and maybe get laid :D

shogunofsarcasm · 2017-01-01T18:10:54+00:00

Have as much sex as I can before I go on a work trip then go to the gym every day while I am gone

hiilive · 2017-01-01T23:12:48+00:00

I'm getting married in September!

NalkaNalka · 2017-01-01T17:14:52+00:00

Get a new gf just as kinky but hotter and slightly less crazy than the last one. Enjoyment of psychedelic drugs and a tattoo or two or three preferred.

wub1234 · 2017-01-01T17:36:18+00:00

Why not cut out the middleman of breaking your new year's resolution by just not making one in the first place.

shoup88 · 2017-01-01T17:40:09+00:00

Plan my 2018 wedding and honeymoon, lose the weight I gained when I quit drinking, get our lives on track for having a baby.

Our sex life improved greatly in the last year, I want to keep that momentum going.

goatismycopilot · 2017-01-01T17:18:05+00:00

I want to enhance my fitness routine, stick with meditation, add Yoga, and study for a work certification. Men are not in the equation this year. Still like them just not looking for anything in 2017.

[deleted] · 2017-01-01T19:52:53+00:00

190 lbs 12% bodyfat

Also I want to pick up some random sloot with my sportbike

[deleted] · 2017-01-01T21:03:21+00:00

Getting married by end of year. Most likely this summer.

Start meal planning so we have more downtime together in the evenings because both our work schedules are about to get crazy.

SexyMcSexington · 2017-01-02T00:44:35+00:00

Get into a sport to counteract my introversion and keep me in shape.
Have an official snugglebuddy I can keep around!

EsauTheRed · 2017-01-02T16:57:46+00:00

Might get engaged

Noircir · 2017-01-01T17:34:35+00:00

Get a girlfriend again, stop sleeping with and ghosting women like a manchild with emotional problems.

[deleted] · 2017-01-01T18:00:05+00:00

Probably get another steady gf. I usually "end up" in relationships eventually, and it's about that time

Other then that I'll probably buy my forth house this year and sell my current one now that I shouldn't have to pay capital gains.

Oh, and have a six pack by March.

[deleted] · 2017-01-01T18:19:45+00:00

I'm thinking of geting a fleshlight. Hell yeah, boys we growing!

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[deleted] · 2017-01-01T17:13:35+00:00

not much; gonna keep on keeping on. things are pretty great.

i_have_a_semicolon · 2017-01-01T18:49:13+00:00

This isn't exactly dating, but I want to put some more time and money into doing new things with my boyfriend (activity wise) and going out together more often in general.

We're also planning to move in together this year, so hopefully we'll be having sex way more often than we do now.

[deleted] · 2017-01-01T19:48:43+00:00

What do you plan to do this year in terms of dating, mating, plating or masturbating?

I am not looking for sex or a relationship anymore, so I will only be going on a few dates for science and revenge fantasy.

I am slowly running out of anecdotes and that is inexcusable.

NalkaNalka · 2017-01-01T20:04:50+00:00

Stop doing so much boyfriend type stuff with fuckbuddies.

[deleted] · 2017-01-01T23:30:26+00:00

Ask out that guy I like that works down the hall from me.

Andress1 · 2017-01-02T01:33:57+00:00

I don't plan to marry or have children so it wo'nt change:Take it easy without any hopes or expectations.

I have other aspirations in life and i think relationships are a time sink.

Candy_Kittens · 2017-01-02T02:02:45+00:00

To not get spit on by the many Chads and Staceys of this wonderful world.

wuboo · 2017-01-02T04:04:32+00:00

Don't need a resolution

[deleted] · 2017-01-02T07:54:21+00:00

What is up with all the relationship resolutions? I thought only a handful in this sub where taken. That said my so called "resolution" is to well sleep around and that try to knock off least some of my sexual bucket list before settling down.

i_have_a_semicolon · 2017-01-02T23:01:20+00:00

Increase my SMV by getting an athletic body , lose weight, decrease WHR

Experiment with my so in bed ;) and beyond

BPremium · 2017-01-03T13:53:34+00:00

To get hot enough where I can attract someone thin lol

ImNoTrueScotsman · 2017-01-01T18:09:42+00:00

I've given up watching porn for a couple of months, now.

I've noticed that a lot guys are becoming passive become addicted or semi-addicted to ultimately pointless pursuits like watching porn, playing video games and smoking weed.

I think I've got a slight edge over a lot of my competition, because I channel my urges and boredom into more practical and positive pursuits and hobbies, such as lifting weights, DIY and expanding my knowledge on scientific literature.

incellington · 2017-01-01T18:30:06+00:00

Campaign to get rape decriminalized

alreadyredschool · 2017-01-01T18:44:19+00:00

Get the physique of Laocoön, still get constantly rejected. Then get fat again and know that it doesn't matter if I am fit or not. I will get rejected anyways, then I can finally give up and go on to do something else.

Title	What are everyone's sex/relationship new years resolutions?
Author	NalkaNalka
Upvotes	7
Comments	156
Date	January 1, 2017 5:05 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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