Anyone explain this?

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November 21, 2019

Matched with HB7 on bumble. Got her number couple weeks ago and twice made plans. First time she actually drunk video called me and told me to come over but I was at a friend's house across town and it was 2am. For the reschedule I tried making plans but she responded late and I was already committed.

That was last week. Now I follow up and I get this:

Text Convo

I don't even know how or if I should proceed cause although she is attractive she is clearly insane. Or she goes through boyfriends on a weekly basis.

Thinking about saying "ladies first" or something like that.

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Title Anyone explain this?
Upvotes 71
Comments 79
Date 21 November 2019 10:38 AM UTC (1 year ago)
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[–]frognads211 points212 points  (8 children) | Copy

That shit screams crazy. If you meet her do it in public first, and for the love of god wear a condom.

[–]HoedownInBrownTown134 points135 points  (6 children) | Copy

Wear a condom when he meets her in public?

[–]frognads79 points80 points  (2 children) | Copy

Yeah bro, you got it!

[–]schielegirl19 points20 points  (1 child) | Copy

never take it off! lol

[–]babybopp20 points21 points  (0 children) | Copy

Full body

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah. You gotta be ready to rock at a moment's notice. Get a rager, put condom on, go soft. Then get dressed and go out.

Elite champion tier move

[–]abomba242 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Safety first

[–]jackandjill221 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]ewoods41710 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Double tap that pee pee

[–]Friendly-Casper53 points54 points  (5 children) | Copy

Never stick your dick in crazy. Block and delete.

[–]Enlightened_Chimp34 points35 points  (4 children) | Copy

The post ejaculation clarity you get after nutting in a crazy girl is one of the most haunting feelings in existence

[–]Friendly-Casper3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

That's why I said what I did. I've learned it the hard way (no pun intended).

[–]flipdoggers1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy


[–]Friendly-Casper5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Already mentioned one somewhere in my comment history if you want to go fishing for it. The gist of it was that an ex that was pretty much off her rocker, took off one day after saying some weird shit to my mom about a family member of mine she'd never met that she had made up some fictional garbage (apparently they were a video game character by her reasoning and she wasn't joking either) that set off the red flag alert that she was a mental case and when I finally decided to do just that to end things, I got home from work to discuss it with her, all of her stuff was gone. It was a sigh of relief I didn't have to deal with it but about a year later roughly i got contacted by a friend who I had informed about the situation, that he had started dating her and he needed help to get her back to some of her family once she was released from a behavior center. Apparently she had tried to kill his mom. That was a serious bullet dodged and another girl was bipolar and went through some of my financial paperwork during one of her mood swings, found where I had some passwords written down for online account information and maxed out my credit cards (Cash advances included). Bitch put me over 15 thousand in debt by doing that and then skipped out a week later when I tried to make her pay it back. I had some poor taste in women to say the least.

[–]entrep40 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Hmm I never got that...

[–]victorgrlp99120 points121 points  (2 children) | Copy

send her a picture of someone super ugly/fat from google and post an update please

She is fucking crazy, not worth it at all so let's at least have some fun lol

[–]ashwani265948 points49 points  (1 child) | Copy

Maybe make it even apparent by letting the stock image watermark show.

[–]RPOpenUp2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

HAHA yes OP please

[–]AnneStaz29 points30 points  (1 child) | Copy

Sounds like a business transaction lol... I'd just say uhhh what

[–]babybopp2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dunno.. seems like a credit card type deal. Pay at the end of the month.

[–]MotorsportEnthusiast66 points67 points  (8 children) | Copy

HB 7online is like a HB 5-6 irl. You’re giving too much thought to this.

Go game some actual HB 7’s instead of trying to message a chick who doesn’t even remember what you look like. It means she probably has tons of other guys hitting her up already, your chances are slim for what will be average pussy at best.

[–]I_LOVE_CHIPS[S] 15 points16 points  (2 children) | Copy

I have other girls I can go to. I just wanted to see what people thought of this. Thanks for the response though.

[–]babybopp11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

That gal is the type U fuck in your car before you actually go out to look for some pussy.

[–]schafer1810 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

500k karma + a shitload posts in funny and advice animals must be a real panty dropper.

[–]wogzt9014 points15 points  (2 children) | Copy

A HB7 online is like a 3-4 irl nowadays lmao

[–]Nikelu4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

Can confirm sadly

[–]ChrisMD20162 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Can also confirm :(

[–]jackandjill221 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]Vivek00010 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

what is HB?

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child) | Copy

It’s obviously her boyfriend both times.

[–]6paths_luds9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

She’s got a boyfriend and is on Bumble? Lmao she’s gonna chop you up or accuse you of rape watch out man

[–]maddisser1017 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

"We can meet up but I forget what you look like." Dude you know the answer here.

[–]RivenHalf12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

If you would even consider following that up then I really have to question how desperate you are lol the fact that you are even asking is slightly concerning to me. No fucking ship. Right now.

[–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

delete number and block

[–]Zero-Milk4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Crazy women fall in love quickly and intensely, and they will absolutely fuck your world up if you're not well-prepared to walk away at absolutely any moment. Proceed with caution, lest you bite off more than you can chew.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

"New phone who dis?"

[–]HeartbreakHotline11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

No no, dude, have fun with this one, send her a pic of a mega hot guy or something, then hard next, say some shit like don’t remember ? Your loss, show her the gold, but don’t let her touch it, she’s crazy, don’t stick your dick there, but atleast you can get a funny reaction, then block. It’s up to you xD

[–]silvereddi1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This. Please. She will be begging for sex and meetup, and will be biting her ass when he blocks her

[–]drumsha2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

bruh. hard noooooooooo

[–]masterpiece002 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

It was never in the bag, numbers are like stamps to women, She is fucking 3 guys on the regular, the night you missed out was a Sliding Doors moment and she met the greatest dick of her life.

She has demoted a few of her plates for Mr Big, including you.


[–]hidden_boi_premium2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ask how you know this isn’t her crazy bf again

[–]PhaedrusHunt2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Actually why don't you run an experiment since the consensus is she's nuts?

Create a dom sub relationship with her right now.

Tell her that her behavior to this point has been unacceptable and if you are going to carry on with her she has to do exactly what you say and ask for permission for everything.

Not really my thing but I've played with stuff like that a couple of times.

I'm sure there are some freaky dudes in here that could guide you through that better than me

What have you got to lose kid?

[–]riggedved1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

She has an on-off thing with her LTR. When they get back together, she feels guilt. Then they have a fight, and she’s back on the CC.

Plate her if you can, but I’d advise you to stay away.

[–]zerstorer750 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Is that really the advice? Im in a similar situation right now.

[–]user201806200 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Whatever you do.... Keep all real world contact info very very private. You don't want crazy chicks knowing where you live, your full name, etc.

[–]zerstorer750 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

True. I don't bring home women who i meet casually. But i didnt mean i met a crazy girl i mean i found out I've been screwing a girl who has a bf now. I told her if they dont work out let me know but i don't feel right keeping her as a fwb while she two times some poor bastard.

[–]Fukboi13990 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Next bro plz

[–]VigilantSmartbomb0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Dude why? Just forget her lol

[–]DerpJungler0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Branch swinging in action. She wants to bounce on the closest dick to make herself feel better.

She probably set that text on template and forwarded it to 80% of her contacts like a spamming company's e-mail list.

I'd troll or drop.

[–]TigerXtrm0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Run away and never return.

[–]Original_Dankster0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You don't actually need an explanation to unmatch / block the number and go on with your life

[–]ChrisMD20160 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Never stick your dick in crazy OP

[–]schielegirl0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

nope the fuck out of this situation

[–]Crixusgannicus0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


F. (WITH condom)


[–]yettymonkey0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Sometimes you have to learn to WALK AWAY. There are many other potential plates out there if your game is tight.

[–]BusterVadge0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I'd send her a pic of Ron Jeremy to troll her.

[–]lolomotif120 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

She sounds like she isnt even worth your cock.

[–]georeddit20180 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Do you like crazy and unstable girls? Girls that love drama?

If the answer is yes, go ahead Bro.

[–]AlmostWardCunningham0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Delete and move on.

[–]Bascome0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

She doesn't know which one you are.

What does that tell you?

[–]PhaedrusHunt0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Let's think about bumble for a second.

It is one dating app where a woman has to message the man first.

You got a lot of hot CEO and business type ladies on there but by definition they have to be aggressive because they have to message first.

When I was using dating apps bumble consistently got the hottest women but also the ones that were least compatible if you want to have an actual relationship because these are bitches that want to try to be in charge

So take it for what it's worth and don't overthink it.

Pump and dump

Have backup plans though cuz this bitch is a flake

[–]iphone50000 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


[–]Sir_Shitlord_focker0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

DSYDIC - Don't stick your dick in crazy.

[–]TFWnoLTR0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Delete and block. It seems super obvious from my perspective.

[–]A-Merks-ican0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Batshit. Back away.

[–]PayneGreyWolf0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Sounds dtf but I’d steer clear. This bitch seems crazy, never fuck crazy it’s not a good feeling afterwards

[–]BackAgainBitch9260 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I dont see how shes crazy. She just might be involved with a guy.

[–]EvelynnSpoiler0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

two words, 7 letters. First word 3 letters, second word 4

[–]Naboo_the_enigma0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It's the bf dude

[–]1Red_Pill_Brotherhood0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Chick is crazy/situation is too much drama. Hard next.

[–]Endorsed ContributorNightwingTRP0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Serious mental problems. Steer clear of her. Hard next and block her on everything.

[–]RP_COGuy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

CRAZY. AS. FUCK. Ghost, hard next, etc.

[–]aaaGreg0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

She craaaazy bruh

[–]XT3M30 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

" i forgot what you looked like"

lmfao get out bro

[–]beefstockcube0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"Hi I'm Red Flags! Nice to meet you"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You Irish?

[–]TheBunk_TB0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Im going to go out on a limb: Go for it. She probably goes through boyfriends on a regular rotation. Just let her know soon as possible that your stop is up ahead.

[–]Sobinia0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Send her a picture of an obese, ugly man and start acting like a thirsty beta (to an insane point. Say things like "I can't wait until I lose my virginity with you!") until she blocks you.

[–]occupynewparadigm-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

Send her your pic and bang her.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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