If only men would be more “natural”

curiousandbashful · 2020-10-09T05:05:40+00:00

My pet theory is, in the course of cultural telephone game, the genders got switched in the Bible.

GIfuckingJane · 2020-10-09T01:27:41+00:00

Either bring something to the table or build me a table.

MakeURegret · 2020-10-09T01:33:49+00:00

“You mediocre fucks” yupppppp

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-10-09T01:38:57+00:00

dance for me and build me a house

Mood

enoughalready4me · 2020-10-09T01:59:10+00:00

Or, alternatively, they get eaten after mating...

2020-10-09T10:42:10+00:00

This post triggers me because I'm so tired of men and their laziness and sloppiness and utter refusal to do anything at all to impress women when they literally have to do so little to be attractive!

Literally shower, put deodorant and some moisturizer on, comb hair, wear nice clothes and fucking done. For me it would be a dream to have a guy enthusiastically put on makeup or go shopping voluntarily but you know it's just a dream.

I'm so tired because these men fixate on such stupid things like jawline height and wrist size when even here on fds I've seen tons of different men of every shape and size being labeled HVM because of their actions or how they carry themselves. Heck I've seen even a very old man being deemed as attractive here! And he was!

And men will think it's because we value personality over looks, no no and no! They go hand in hand. Wash your asses.

Astral_weaver · 2020-10-09T06:57:52+00:00

Build me a nest full of blue pretty trinkets you lazy shits.

matte_personality · 2020-10-09T02:54:07+00:00

It’s so amazing how mediocre they are. All the groans I heard from just telling them to use a good shampoo, have a skincare routine of like 3 steps, and wearing clothes that don’t work against them.

hypointellectual · 2020-10-09T03:45:47+00:00

Men are so uninteresting.

Kompottkopf · 2020-10-09T08:12:12+00:00

Bwaaahahaha, my gawd... the movies starting in my head....

Seriously imagining my guy friends dressing up in fine clothing, applying make up to be prettier, doing intricate dances in front of their ladies, with choreographies that they have worked on for months, doing dramatic eyes and vanishing behind feathered fans xD

PooPooMeeks · 2020-10-09T13:57:38+00:00

My major turn off is men with receding hairlines, or when they are balding but REFUSE to give up that one hair patch on the top of his head. Its SO UNATTRACTIVE!

The problem is that society doesn't push them to take care of this really, REALLY unattractive problem. Like it's okay, but alot of us women are totally turned off by a dude that's sporting a "monkish" hairstyle. Even our own president tries to hide his balding with a HORRIBLE combover. He's super rich enough to get a million transplants but is too "manly" to do it!

Why dont they just get a damn hair fiber kit that will at least fill in their bald spots? Or better yet, save for a hair transplant. Heck, alot of us women spend tons of money on plastic surgery already, now its THEIR turn.

AdrasteaRed · 2020-10-09T01:43:08+00:00

Love this 🔥🔥

le-goddess · 2020-10-09T02:17:37+00:00

Mannn just reading this empowered me 🔥

2020-10-09T01:49:17+00:00

Preach!!

2020-10-09T13:13:12+00:00

I had this same thought last night

CloacaDiddler · 2020-10-09T13:15:13+00:00

Real shit

roonil_wazlib_the2nd · 2020-10-09T17:48:27+00:00

Damn I really need to start using the phrase “mediocre fucks” in my daily vocabulary.

SMAKI19 · 2020-10-09T19:27:47+00:00

Build me a fucking house !!!! I Love It 💖

2020-10-09T12:14:16+00:00

Maybe we can just let people do whas comfortable for them

Title	If only men would be more “natural”
Author	sleeeeepie
Upvotes	2401
Comments	43
Date	October 9, 2020 1:12 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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