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[–]SunsetOwlsFDS Newbie161 points162 points163 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ha, there won't be any other rounds.
[–]Inspection-CriticalFDS Apprentice74 points75 points76 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How do these guys think this is attractive? How are they not embarrassed?
Meanwhile, my dad and brothers-in-law literally fight each other in restaurants to pay the check.
[–][deleted] 122 points123 points124 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh he will be SO WELL HYDRATED ON FREE TAP WATER by the end of that date!
[–]Champagne_bitchFDS Newbie102 points103 points104 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Like he bought us one and he drinks like 12 more on our tab? 🤣 The audacity.
[–]KitKat1705FDS Newbie[S] 86 points87 points88 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They tell on themselves which is great. I declined the match.
[–]whatrutalkinboutFDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This was my ex bf we went to the bar first round he paid then approached me to open a tab on my card after I paid for dinner and I never looked at him so quickly and said “what the fuck did you just say??” Never asked again
[–]KitKat1705FDS Newbie[S] 85 points86 points87 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's really insane how many men think like that. They think they are the prize then wonder why they can't get a match. Pathetic.
[–]CountingDownTheDays5FDS Apprentice65 points66 points67 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Block & Reported. *please state your reason* Other: He got me f-ed up. And I needed to report it to someone else.
[–]KitKat1705FDS Newbie[S] 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I died 😂
[–]fim_de_semanaFDS Apprentice59 points60 points61 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How about no rounds at all.
[–]StrainingMyNeuronsFDS Newbie53 points54 points55 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I’ve seen men answer this question with: “no ifs. It is on me”, or “if you show up”. Which I think are exactly what you want to see. And no need to worry about further rounds, since you’re not getting hammered with a stranger on a first date.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“If you show up” this made me lol.
[–]StrainingMyNeuronsFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s what they should be thinking! And not “if you look like your profile pictures”, “if you don’t talk too much” or some shit.
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[–]StrainingMyNeuronsFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hm, the vast majority of people who drink (that includes me too) aren’t alcoholics, just like the vast majority of people who eat aren’t binge eaters.
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[–]StrainingMyNeuronsFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Really? As in you never ever consume alcohol on dates? I don’t think that’s quite right. Probably not going for drink-only first dates, but not insisting the guy doesn’t touch drink (while you make your own wise choices too).
[–]lowfattittiesFDS Newbie45 points46 points47 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I actually had a guy that offered drinks as a first date. I respond with : I don’t drink on first dates but dinner is okay. He says: I don’t eat on first dates. This guy clearly wasn’t strained for money with the job he had. I’m so glad the trash took itself out 🤷🏽♀️
[–]heleninthealpsFDS Apprentice29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"Not even p*ssy?"
Him: No wait-
blocked 🤣
[–]KitKat1705FDS Newbie[S] 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Genius 🤣🤣🤣
[–]lowfattittiesFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Perfect.
[–]Inspection-CriticalFDS Apprentice10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow.
[–]oddcharmFDS Newbie43 points44 points45 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL I came across this exact response the other day and laughed out loud. They’re exposing themselves QUICK now 😂
[–]daisy_0720FDS Disciple41 points42 points43 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wonder how that approach is working for him so far.
Men are so desperate to be the choosers and the ones with options, but biology fails them at every turn.
[–]InayahDaneenFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha yes 💯😂
[–]smg222888FDS Apprentice33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Isn’t it so lovely when you don’t even have to do any work to realize what a complete loser they are? I really appreciate this type of honesty in a profile.
[–]KitKat1705FDS Newbie[S] 25 points26 points27 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's really the best. One thing I have learned this year is men aren't good at pretending. They really do tell on themselves if you listen and watch how they move.
[–]Inspection-CriticalFDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I appreciate this honesty too but it's also depressing how common it is on dating profiles. Most men make no effort and don't even have the awareness to realize how awful and unattractive that is.
[–]janeaustenfan99FDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well, he’ll certainly weed out exactly the type of women that he expects to with this nonsense. Because it immediately disgusted me.
[–]KitKat1705FDS Newbie[S] 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same for me. I declined the match immediately. I'm not even looking to date anyone these days I just want to know whats out there.
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T H E F I E L D
[–]SuitablePerformance3FDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂 Right?
[–]lowfattittiesFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This guy like me on hinge. Lmaooo I deleted him right away.
[–]KitKat1705FDS Newbie[S] 14 points15 points16 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good job!!!!
[–]--wellDAM--FDS Apprentice17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🎶 if you ain’t got no money take yo broke ass home I said if 🎶
[–]NoMoreLVMFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see this answer so often. I’ve even see “the first round is on me if... the first round is on you”? Which doesn’t even make sense! And I’ve seen other men respond with “it’s always on me!” which is much more appealing frankly. I do like hinge because I feel like they really expose themselves quick when they’re forced to write about themselves. Sometimes I think some of them forget that women will be reading their prompts and the intention is to attract them, not repel them!
[–]PahapanFDS Disciple13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
:)
[–]BellaMobFDS Apprentice10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hate this question on hinge. No matter the response it always means two things. 1) He wants to split the bill 2) He wants to take me to a bar, most likely a cheap one where you pay for each round immediately. Not a nice cocktail bar with lovely decor. Always decline the match.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally not worth the cost of electricity to heat my curling iron to get ready.
[–]LeavixFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I don't know this dating app, but what do they mean with "if"? Delete that app as its obviously not FDS approved and way too male centered. HVM will pay the (first) date without you even noticing it.
[–]oddcharmFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s on hinge. So you go through a list of prompts/ questions to add to your profile and come up with the answer yourself
This man is the one who chose this question and put this trash response on it. Women are allowed to use this prompt too. Typically people finish it with a quality they want in a partner, which I mean I guess he did here but it was, again, trash LOL
[–]babyfrog98FDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
God absolutely??? What is with that ‘conditional’ way of phrasing ?? So gross
[–]redwineandsolitudeFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There are a few non-FDS prompts on Hinge but at least there are like 30 to choose from, so it says a lot that the guy chose to answer THIS one.
[–]babyfrog98FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the explanation, never been on hinge and (now) never will!
[–]throwaway631391220FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The smiley face is the grossest part
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[–]Champagne_bitchFDS Newbie102 points103 points104 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]KitKat1705FDS Newbie[S] 14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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