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How to deal with Admin. Assistant?

by tablesturnedagain | February 25, 2020 | askMRP

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Lifts: 5x5. BP 225. S 225. (S and DL is low because I’m a pussy and I hate to squat) DL 315. OHP 155.

6’3” 222

19%

Side Bar: Read it.

I’ll cut to the point. We got a new secretary, and she has given me the fuck-me eyes since day one. She spends at least an hour in my office everyday. She’s probably a 5 maybe 6. Just a wall-smashed mom. But not ugly. She has started dieting, working out, tanning, etc... All the other employees notice. It’s gotten pretty obvious. She keeps pushing the limits. She finally just asked me to lunch. I said I couldn’t then had a chat with her that I wasn’t comfortable with it. She’s married with kids and the whole 9 yards. As am I. Yet, she sits in my office and tells me how her husband doesn’t do this or that. How he only has his GED. He plays video games and on and on. You get it. He’s everything you don’t want to be. It sure has been eye opening. It’s basically one big picture of women’s hypergamous nature.

I’m not going to lie. I like the attention. I’m a weak little bitch who likes the attention. No doubt. I’m wondering about how you guys have handled these situations? I know, don’t shit where I eat. Although it’s tempting. Do I just need to sit her down and be very frank? Or should I keep letting it roll and flirt always let it be a grey area? If I move jobs, then bang her? Thanks for the advice. And for calling me a faggot.


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Title How to deal with Admin. Assistant?
Author tablesturnedagain
Upvotes 16
Comments 31
Date 25 February 2020 12:44 AM UTC (4 months ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/340186
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[–]HeckleandChide45 points46 points  (2 children) | Copy

Go for it. Throwing your career, family, and half your money away is totally worth if you get to smash a HB5.

If you are a needy bitch.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

See, there is where I fucked up.

I did all that to smash nothing.

10/10 would recommend.

[–]helaughsinhidden2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

smash a HB5

FTFY: smash a "wall-smashed" HB5

[–]wheremyballsgo28 points29 points  (0 children) | Copy

Do I just need to sit her down and be very frank?

Women don't like being frank, they like how Frank makes them feel.

Maybe this new secretary saw right through your chicken legs and knew she could use your ass like a doormat. Quit being a bitch and go squat

Also, you went down 40 lbs in squat and lost an inch in the last year lmao. You gained 2 lbs of weight(not muscle) and still a tub a shit. Quit fucking around and get to work .

[–]buckeyeboy197729 points30 points  (0 children) | Copy

Is there really a question on what you should do? Red pill 101 here. Never fuck a female coworker unless you want to be ass raped in your future divorce proceedings, bird legged faggot.

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret11 points12 points  (3 children) | Copy

Nothing to add except you are at least 25% BF with those lifts, height/weight

[–]redirectedfs3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

You once called me out on this. It's such an easy thing to lie to yourself about. For me, it was a lack of OMS. Likely it's the same for him. I imagine his form is bad and numbers are overestimated too, just as it was for me.

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

9 times out of the the numbers don’t jive. Glad that helped you.

[–]SkimTheDross8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy

She finally asked me to lunch.

Sounds like you couldn’t wait for that to happen.

You’re sweating needy all over the place.

Stay mission focused and tell her to get back to work.

You do a mission, right?

[–]IWantToHelpSometimes0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Of course he is. Didn't you hear that he "likes" the attention. Probably goes to work everyday just so he can get a whiff of that pussy.

[–]Cl_ARK7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yet, she sits in my office and tells me how her husband doesn’t do this or that. How he only has his GED. He plays video games and on and on.

Sounds like you're a great listener.

[–]cholomiteMod / BP Downvote Magnet24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy

You get a little bit of attention and immediately come running here to tell us all about it?

I say go for it, she will find out what a pussy you really are long before ever get the chance to take her pants off.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

You've been called a faggot and a pussy so I will skip that part.

You say affair, I say Friendzone. You are there already but don't know it yet. All that chatting about feelz and her shitty husband? Friendzone brother.

You really need boundaries at work. Regardless of who it was. Would you grace weird smelly Jeff the same courtesy? If she is parking her ass in your office for an hour at a time neither of you are doing your jobs. It's cool if your boss is bouncing ideas off of you, not when you are an emotional tampon for a subordinate.

If you are not busy find a side hussle or read the sidebar (again) at work. Don't let other people control your time and actions.

[–]screechhaterRed Beret6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

Did you notice you are a branch swing above her pos at home ?

Have you looked in the mirror and realized that you are just a bit better than her current ?

Do you get what we are saying ?

[–]AlohaMaui8085 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Somehow he doesn't understand that she thinks he is achievable for her. So what does that make his SMV?

Also, she probably just wants to keep dicking around not doing work while getting paid. After all, she gets to use him as an emotional tampon at the same time, and possibly upgrade her Beta Bux bitch, there is literally no downside in these actions for her. Only good things can happen for her, very worst case he makes her stop spending so much time in his office and she actually has to file some papers once in a while.

[–]Balls_Wellington_Main Event + Coronavirus11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

Like most guys I see here asking about cheating in stupid situations, this has very little to do with her and everything to do with your fragile ego.

Go do it. It's a faster way to feel like a Real Man than doing your leg days or fixing your diet. You're already good at lying to yourself, so you can definitely translate fucking the low hanging fruit into validation for several months at least.

Who cares that you could fuck up your career, marriage, and reputation over a 5/10? Remember the first rule of MRP: stop owning your shit and do what feels good.

Pussy.

[–]Perfectinmyeyes4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

"first rule of mrp - stop owning your shit and do what feels good" - least I now know what My problem is.

[–]madali03 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

She spends at least an hour in my office everyday.

I hate people wasting my time at the office.

[–]AwkwardlyWebbedRalph7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Flirt if you want but don’t shit where you eat.

[–]Realistic423 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

You don't fuck broads at work that are under you. You only have sex with coworkers higher in the corporate ladder, never lateral or beneath.

[–]Malice-red2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

You don't have the frame to deal with the repercussions, the game to keep her interested and addicted to you. It will blow up in your face when her husband finds out and you lose your job.

Women at work are not to be fucked with. The fact that you allow this vagina person to sit in your office and steal your time and attention speaks volumes about your faggottry. Have some fucking self respect. If you want to fuck strange get those lifts up and body fat down, go to a bar and try out your skills there.

Fucking this woman would probably feel great and you would get a huge dopamine and confidence boost. She is using you for Feelz and you are an emotional tampon. What are you getting back? Bitches love attention and you are giving it away like a cheap whore, no self respect.

The juice isn't worth the squeeze my man. You can get these things apart from a vagina person, they can be built within you. Figure that out and you can fuck the world.

[–]Rogue684862 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dont get your meat where you make your bread. This is already affecting your reputation.

Get your shit together before you have work problems on top of your other problems

And

As a general rule you don't rate women below a six. The fact you're wasting work time with her and contemplating God knows what - means you're desperate and low value

[–]Cloudy_Pirate1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

A man makes his choice and lives with the consequences.

What do you want?

What consequences are you willing to accept?

[–]captainbourbon501 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Dude, I have been there. While the attention is nice this is a fucking landmine. If she is feeling rejected it could go south on you and you will be in the HR office defending yourself. 1) Tell a coworker what you told us. Some one trusted, tell them you just want another person to know. 2) Write down everything she has said and your replies. This sounds over reactionary but I have been there. And it ain't pretty. The woman who hit on me even told me after the whole thing blew up " I wish I had not put it in writing (she sent me an email) or I would have said that you were harassing me". Keep your office door open at all times. Do not be alone with this woman, ever. If you want a plate find yourself a Tinderella.

[–]tablesturnedagain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Thank you for taking to time to respond. I will read and re-read these posts. Goddamn. It’s like I’ve learned nothing in 2 years. It’s a long road. I have a mission and I will stick to it. Fuck. Why is it so easy to become a douche in front of these vaginas? No doubt she’s looking for a branch/better beta bux. Her husband is digging his own grave as she now has him remodeling their house so she can sell it. I may be a pussy. But women are evil. I see it all the time.

[–]SteveStJohn1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The advice to enjoy the attention, but go no further reminds of the line look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow.

Which will get you absolutely nothing good.

Do you have a mission at work? If she's not in your office fulfilling that mission (i.e. some admin assistant shit), then she needs to go because you've got work to do.

[–]Big_Daddy_PDX0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It’s like you’re too stupid to know not to shit where you sleep.

[–]nobsyoga0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Instead of the song "Living in America", you get a front row seat to "Living with Hypergamy".

[–]RoccoPinkman0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Move jobs to bang a HB5? Faggot.

[–]NeoTheJuanDJ0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

A girl looks at you (because that’s what, I don’t know.. friendly human beings do). And she’s new to the job and is probably trying to, I don’t know.. meet, be nice, and establish rapport with everybody in her new workplace? She looks at you once, and your head spins in a 360 like the demon chick from the exorcist, you go full-retard, and want to risk it all. You are literally willing to flush away a career, flush away a marriage, go through the pain in the ass of switching jobs, just so you can +hopefully+ fuck this chick who made eye contact with you, once? What the fuck. This is what happens when you have no options and your wife doesn’t touch your cock. You have your finger on the Nuclear launch codes for nuking your life, for the first girl who gives you eye contact. This is a sign of a more serious problem, and it has to do with basic-level social intelligence, abundance, and frame. Ten to one, if you’re acting this way towards the first girl to give you eye contact, you’re probably also displaying unattractive qualities in other areas as well. Take this as a learning experience. A mirror reflection of your current faggotry. Your hamster is on Tren, Deca, and EQ all the same time, and you’re about due for PCT, son. Please see sidebar for further treatment instructions. Remember: your Unicorn is probably just trying to be nice because she’s new to the job. Get the fuck over it. Take your own advice: Don’t shit where you eat.

I want to believe you’re not completely retard and are better than this, but then again, I’ve seen so much shit aliens could come down and share a glass of sugar water with me over lunch, and I wouldn’t be surprised at all. Sidebar, stfu, lift, forget this bitch, Get to work. Just be better.

[–]mrpvertigo-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

What would Patrick Bateman do?



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