Please welcome the 18 year old, fresh out of oven, single mom. Is a sweetheart who’s looking for a kind hearted family man. Also, she loves HORSES

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-10-24T02:41:48+00:00

"Don't be a pervert that will get you nowhere."

Obviously, she's an excellent judge of character being 18, pregnant, and looking for a bail out.

Redhood616 · 2019-10-24T03:10:13+00:00

Mission to baby trap high-school chad into commitment: Failed

Older_Miggy · 2019-10-24T03:13:28+00:00

How the fuck is she 18 and already looking like a meth head??

German992 · 2019-10-24T02:50:02+00:00

First, she “took shit from a man” by getting Sperm-sprayed and then will “take shit from a man” by screwing him in the divorce.

Layers of an onion, mixed into a labyrinth.

MentORPHEUS · 2019-10-24T03:14:37+00:00

The skin and flesh of her face look 18 going on 44. That is the face of years of messing with the hard stuff (and I don't mean dicks.)

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-10-24T02:51:14+00:00

"My first date I would want both of us to decide." Ya, you want some high end place and then move onto the next date.

"Surprising and special planned" Ya, thats when you decide if he going to spend the bank on you. Then you will decline or go and friend zone him before the coffee is cold.

Where in the fuck do you get off on demanding shit, you stupid,still living with the parents , crazy bitch. Send the kid off for adoption and maybe pull your head out of your ass. And then get a fucking job .

Texian_Fusilier · 2019-10-24T02:42:53+00:00

NEVER ride the horse chick. I knew that damn well in my bluest blue pill days

Mox_Ruby · 2019-10-24T03:20:25+00:00

She lives with her parents. Her father must be so proud. What the fuck is wrong with her.

SilverGryphon · 2019-10-24T05:17:57+00:00

By pervert she means ugly. Chad was a perv too but he still got to fuck her.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-10-24T02:50:42+00:00

I won't take shit from a man either.

No, you'll be giving that next month.

ifuc---pipeline · 2019-10-24T04:54:01+00:00

These chicks always want to go "muddin". Pure class

loneliness-inc · 2019-10-24T02:50:49+00:00

Get to know me before you judge me.

I don't have to waste any time getting to know you because I know your typed I know that you aren't even worth a pump and dump.

Lis456 · 2019-10-24T04:32:43+00:00

Rough life full of smoking and drugs to already look mid 30s at 18 or lying about age. Severe forehead wrinkles and eye wrinkles shouldn’t be happening so young. Could also just be the dumbass expressions.

Falln2pieces · 2019-10-24T03:16:13+00:00

Is she saying that she's pregnant and anyway has another kid? Like, damn. Her parents fucked get up good early on.

Talking about all that country garbage, babies Daddy is probably a family member.

lurkerhasarisen · 2019-10-24T03:53:01+00:00

She has all of about three weeks before she pops that kid out, and she's trolling hard (in the original sense: dragging a big net through the water to grab everything in the vicinity) for a BetaBucks so she can share the load with somebody other than grandma and grandpa. She's probably from a white trash redneck family who expect their kids to have kids in high school... it no longer even carries shame any more.

There's a redneck culture that splits into two groups after high school: the "Go Away'ers" and the "Stay Behind'ers." She's not going anywhere, and she'll probably end up with a guy who's about as ambitious as she is. They'll probably end up living in a trailer, and will not own horses, which is one of the most expensive hobbies there is. He'll know how to drive a combine and she'll know how to gut a chicken (but not how to work a vacuum cleaner). Don't ask me how I know all that.

locomotronn · 2019-10-24T04:47:11+00:00

18 going on 35

MDMantis-Toboggan · 2019-10-24T04:53:40+00:00

Who the fuck dates these bitches that they keep going on these websites? For fucks sale are you that desperate for a daddy that you can't even wait until the bun is out of the oven?

Buchwild · 2019-10-24T05:42:34+00:00

Christian, front and center in the Bio. Interesting

mr_kuk · 2019-10-24T08:10:33+00:00

It's time to rename this reddit to "Proof patriarchy works and we must have it back or we will perish."

[deleted] · 2019-10-24T06:17:21+00:00

Your child should not be your #1, your man should be. Why would anyone accept that? With stranger's child? They must be so self confident playing other role than just single mom who needs help. Cause that's what it really is.

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-10-24T12:08:11+00:00

There must be some “master profile” somewhere they all just copy because they all spew the same cliche shit. No, not every female enjoys huntin’, fishin’ and muddin’. They’re not all half tomboy and half girly-girl. They’re saying what they think they need to say to get some simp to cuck up, support their Chad/Tyrone droppings and keep them from having to bear the consequences of their own stupid and irresponsible behavior. But they just come across as cliche retards. Even the pictures all start to look the same after a while. It’s tiring.

1st10Amendments · 2019-10-24T07:45:24+00:00

That “18 year old” already looks 32 years old. I kid you not!

Mortheous_Darkmere · 2019-10-24T04:24:03+00:00

Apparently she needs to go back to the baby daddy for that bailout.

THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR · 2019-10-24T05:32:44+00:00

Profession: single momma She doesn't need money, she has her parents for that. It's still full time play time.

yomommalikesmeh · 2019-10-24T10:35:22+00:00

I actually feel kind of sorry for her. These young women have their whole life ahead of them and have already fucked it up by having a kid so early when they are essentially still children themselves at least mentally. It’s fuckin SAD.

MicrowaveYourDreams · 2019-10-24T11:30:02+00:00

Why do so many single moms have to declare "my kids are my world!!1!" expecting special recognition for it.

Steeltrap666 · 2019-10-24T11:55:56+00:00

Never ever get near a HORSE CHICK! That's a HUGE red flag.

Your_Coke_Dealer · 2019-10-24T16:12:20+00:00

Country Chad has awful pullout game apparently

batfish55 · 2019-10-24T07:49:01+00:00

18 and already has the thousand cock stare.

MarinTaranu · 2019-10-24T08:05:34+00:00

I believe that women get this attitude from the story of Mary and Joseph from the Bible. Joseph was the ultimate cuck. And boy, do the Catholics love him for that. So, I believe this is where we have this attitude that every pregnant hoe feels entitled to a cuck. Hold me, I'm getting sick.

NolanKnowstheTruth · 2019-10-24T10:55:31+00:00

18 with those wrinkles....probably spends baby money on cigarettes.

Joykillah · 2019-10-24T11:19:03+00:00

She said: "she wont take shit from a man either" - Bet this wont stand up in divorce.

snehehsb · 2019-10-24T13:02:02+00:00

Stay away from horse women. They are an expensive hobby that dies. At least a quad or dirtbike can be maintained to last a lifetime

[deleted] · 2019-10-24T13:19:44+00:00

God damn she looks 30+

Aldabruzzo · 2019-10-24T13:58:18+00:00

One of the youngest cases of crazy 1000 cock stare I've ever seen.

There's different varieties of the 1000 cock stare. I've identified four off hand: (1) emotionally dead; (2) unable to pair bond; (3) perpetually pissed off/bitter at life; and (4) crazy. This one is crazy.

(1) and (2) might be the same thing, I don't know.

AdditionalBuyer · 2019-10-24T15:13:34+00:00

Horse chicks are crazy because they take horse dick.

Bestiality is forbidden for a reason.

_Fuckit_ · 2019-10-24T17:19:52+00:00

She's practically still a baby, ruined her SMV before she even got started. It's like somebody demolishing a brand new house. Disappointing.

And single moms thing all men are low-level thug assholes, no, it's just that only low-level thug assholes go for single moms.

0rbital-nugget · 2019-10-25T05:50:54+00:00

18 but already hit the wall. Hahaha

mgtow_till_death · 2019-10-24T06:51:20+00:00

"Beach Bum personality"

Micha_Bell · 2019-10-24T10:21:36+00:00

Baby is my number 1!!!! Every goddamn post they always say this shit

OddPhilosopher1 · 2019-10-24T10:35:22+00:00

She looks 30 already. Wall already incoming.

fuckyouredditx2 · 2019-10-24T12:10:34+00:00

Kind hearted..... hmmm

harharry · 2019-10-24T12:32:02+00:00

Do us all a favor and stay single, lady. You can keep looking, but all you’re gonna get are orbiters and guys you’re not gonna get aroused by cause you’re that broken of a girl.

Enjoy your tough times ahead.

five_eight · 2019-10-24T12:40:17+00:00

"Damn sweetheart unless you push my buttons". Spoiled. Never heard the word 'no' and doesn't ever expect to.

Reenas54 · 2019-10-24T13:15:45+00:00

Whe game just loaded and you select difficulty: nightmare.

MRMRising · 2019-10-24T14:07:00+00:00

Profession; Single Mommy.

No, being a single mom is not a profession. It's just another way in saying you are unemployed. Which means the man will be required to pay all the bills, for a kid that is not even his.

What a deal, where do I sign up?

NickTesla2018 · 2019-10-24T14:48:46+00:00

She's headed straight for a Pornhub - Accidental Cream Pies video with that facial expression.

[deleted] · 2019-10-25T00:35:54+00:00

Yikes

billbobgravy · 2019-10-25T11:42:52+00:00

All pics are of her cleavage, that's not going to work out well.

bobik314 · 2019-10-25T14:54:23+00:00

Is it normal that you see boobs first and ignore other stuff?

SuperGoxxer · 2019-10-25T15:11:04+00:00

18 with those forehead wrinkles? Get the fuck outta here.

Even if its true, I did judge her and found her severely lacking. I don't mess with kids having a kid.

Just think of the rambling convos you'd have to put up with. You'd have to get earplugs.

Lurkingnopost · 2019-10-26T01:24:56+00:00

I think this is a record for the youngest a woman has been post wall. wow.

FoxIslander · 2019-10-24T06:04:54+00:00

You MIGHT think Miss My Unborn Child is My Life MIGHT hold off hunting random men online until some point after the birth. Resources come first I guess.

deathtocontrollers · 2019-10-24T06:06:05+00:00

Are women getting smarter? This is the second profile I've seen with a young single mom. I wonder if they looked at all the post wall single moms and that scared them so much, they decided, the best time to get knocked up is while they are young.

kdugg99 · 2019-10-24T10:29:26+00:00

18 with a forehead looking 81

GTFonMF · 2019-10-24T12:46:36+00:00

I think I know which part of the horse is her favorite. Also, “mudding”. Heh heh.

heal_thyself · 2019-10-24T13:09:06+00:00

"ethnicity: Caucasian, Libra"

Bitch, what?

bushwicksick · 2019-10-24T13:19:54+00:00

18 and her life is already over. Line up fellas, this wh0re needs a bailout!!!!

Ipride362 · 2019-10-24T13:33:21+00:00

Gotta start young!

death_ray_mx · 2019-10-24T13:50:18+00:00

so she's not taking shit from any men? I hardly think so...

whiskeychaser84 · 2019-10-24T13:55:12+00:00

She marked "No" to "Do you drink?". That's a tell tale sign that she's trying to quit and has made some dumb drunk decisions...like ending up eighteen and pregnant.

NobodyP1 · 2019-10-24T16:26:42+00:00

I’m going to get on this sub in 5 years and I’ll start seeing single 16 year olds

GlennCRF250L · 2019-10-24T17:06:38+00:00

No pervert stuff? Hmmm, another one I won't be able to engage in ANR, ABF. People these days...

bajanbiker47 · 2019-10-24T17:19:40+00:00

18 and looks as old as my grandmother

Tex236 · 2019-10-25T20:26:23+00:00

You better know me before you judge me, but if you look at me just right and give me the tingles you can knock me up without me even knowing your name.

patstoddard · 2019-10-24T11:39:10+00:00

Her smile looks like that cat with a broken jaw that went viral

TheKingGoliath · 2019-10-24T11:51:04+00:00

Is this OkCupid?

Title	Please welcome the 18 year old, fresh out of oven, single mom. Is a sweetheart who’s looking for a kind hearted family man. Also, she loves HORSES
Author	pankajkcmax
Upvotes	311
Comments	192
Date	October 24, 2019 2:36 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/dma3qi/please_welcome_the_18_year_old_fresh_out_of_oven/
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