Her last relationship probably ended because that she wanted to focus on her career and become a partner in her lawfirm. Now she is 43 and wants to settle down.

ugluk1 · 2019-07-26T10:53:59+00:00

43 is way too late to start a family. Someone should have explained that to her before she got her degree.

u_dwg · 2019-07-26T11:12:05+00:00

Why would lawyer chad want the iPhone 4 when the iPhone X is out on the market?

r8001 · 2019-07-26T11:23:37+00:00

If she was 15 years younger and with above absolutely average looks, I'd say she's not so bad, compared to others on this sub. I mean she's a what, successful woman with no kids? Beats a poor cunt with 2 kids, one of them black and one more on the way.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2019-07-26T11:02:03+00:00

Something doesn't add up here. She lists having a Bachelors Degree but says she's a lawyer. Meanwhile most states require a Juris Doctor to practice law (and there's no way she wouldn't have listed that if she had it). I'm guessing she's a paralegal from a wealthy family (as evidenced by the equestrian photo) who's working towards becoming bona fide.

Perhaps there are lawyers here who can weigh in on this. I'm just guessing.

TruthSeekingPerson · 2019-07-26T12:36:34+00:00

She seems pretty responsible. No kids and was working instead of riding the cock carousel. I can see a dude being interested in a relationship but who wants kids with a 43 yo woman. Maybe someone 60 yo but nobody close to her age is going to reproduce with her.

Her best bet is finding a divorced dad so she can have step-kids.

Overkillengine · 2019-07-26T11:47:28+00:00

Let's see:

Lawyer/law related profession - has knowledge and contacts necessary to make your life a living hell if you make the mistake of marrying her. Also, due to the economic strata the profession occupies, her expectations for luxuries and such will be calibrated accordingly.
Equestrian - Horse bitches be cray cray. Plus it's an expensive hobby. Calibration!
Over! fucking! 40! - the chances of her being able to bear any kids at all much less any that are not either mentally deficient or physically deformed is infinitesimal. Why the hell should a man pay full price for rotten eggs?
Claims a religious faith - Bet she has not held out on riding cock before marriage. If she'll break that tenant and still call herself practicing Catholic as a badge of pride, you damn sure can't trust any other principle she says she adheres to either. Like infidelity and divorce being off the table.
Photoshop/IG filter BS - I mean really? She's not a fucking teenage girl. EXTRA retarded looking.

KingOfPomerania · 2019-07-26T11:46:42+00:00

She wants children at 43?? GTFO!

Krampus1313 · 2019-07-26T13:04:16+00:00

stay away from Horse girls. they're missing the toy and fries in their happy meals.

RunawayGrain · 2019-07-26T12:01:21+00:00

And the shots with the horse, e.g. the super saiyan form of crazy cat ladies.

NobodyP1 · 2019-07-26T15:26:22+00:00

Feminism saying girls can have a career when they are younger and have a family when they are older. It doesn’t work.

My mom focus on her family first (has 6 kids) and now is a lawyer after a few of us has moved out.

BarryBenbow · 2019-07-26T12:21:07+00:00

She'd be a good match for a 65 year old semi retired judge with a strong pimp hand.

Not many of them around though.

Oh yeah, forget about kids. Even if she adopted, she'd be in her early 60s at the kid's HS graduation (and Dad probably mid 70s)

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-07-26T13:03:25+00:00

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

A horse chick lawyer with the 1,000 cock stare, no kids, but wants one/some.

Hmmm. What shall I call this one....

Wait. I got it: HORSESHIT CRAZY CUMSLUT McGEE.

Is that too much you think? Too bad, fuck you.

So Ms. CumSlut, let's get this ball rolling. Hit us with your lawyerly brilliance.

Lawyer

Yeah, we saw that up front. What else ya got?

own teeth

Wow. You felt the need to put that first. Aside from the fact that one can read this as "I own a lot of other people's teeth" I will let it slide. We know what you mean.

Okay. What else...

hair and house.

Okay. Nice way to get some real basics laid out there for our viewing pleasure

You sound like a fuckton of fun at a party. Damn Guzzles, you need to up your game...just a bit.

So, tell us what you want in a man.

looking for her soul mate

Well, I would imagine that would be another lawyer who knows the ups and downs of that career. Also a man who loves horses because yours is a pretty specific sort of personality there. Plus a man with no children and wants some, like you. In addition, you would want a man who understands your - ahem - sexual liberation vibe, and doesn't express himself well, like you. So you are going to get a rich lawyer who will fuck you, ride horses with you, and bullshit you along about babies and families for two years or so, while he bangs his secretary on the side and laughs with his friends about how pissed you would be if you found out about his vasectomy.

But hey, that's MY interpretation. What are sorts of MEN are YOU looking for?

smokers and those with lots of tattoos or piercings aren't really for me.

Notice how I emphasized the plural and you took the bait? Instead of something like "The GUY I am looking for would be..." you went for the "they" thing. Nice. I see what you did there. You are still pining for the CC.

You are a woman of few words Ms McChugger, but you are saying a LOT with those words. Innuendo and reading between the lines must be your forte in a courtroom.

Good luck with your search.

Oh, no Ms Hosechicky. Good luck with YOURS.

Autisticus · 2019-07-26T13:04:13+00:00

Women only marry up

How is she gonna find an eligible millionaire batchelor on bumble?

She has a loooong road ahead

JihadNinjaCowboy · 2019-07-26T14:20:28+00:00

LOL.

Post-Wall lawyer.

Whole lot of nope there.

Cyanide-Cookies · 2019-07-26T13:05:01+00:00

Post wall career bitch works in the legal field so she has experience in fucking over people and you could and will be next.

Also much too late to be having kids, at 43 your eggs are gone and too old. The odds of having healthy kids at that age are slim. Should've thought of that before you set out to be miss independent career woman who "don't need no man".

Surprising she made it to 40 and didnt end up as a single mom like most of the absurd women we are used to seeing. Tho I'm sure she still rode the carousel but with a higher education she was more careful about it and avoided getting knocked up.

And she is a horse and sailing enthusiast which means you better have lots of $$$$$ cause those hobbies ain't cheap.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-07-26T13:13:21+00:00

I haven't even finished reading her profile yet, but something jumped out at me.

Education is only a bachelor's degree, but occupation = lawyer? That requires a JD degree in addition to the bachelor's.

I've never used this dating service, and haven't used any since 2004, but don't they all have post-graduate options under education?

Edit: damn, lorum_ipsum_dolor beat me to it.

Traksimuss · 2019-07-26T14:39:52+00:00

Horse alert! Horse alert!

And she is looking for expensive procedures for tiny chance of having a child, that her ATM will have to pay for.

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-07-26T15:55:39+00:00

About the best she can hope for is to crap out a mongie or some other genetic reject that requires 24/7 care. Better to just get some cats. And a dildo.

FutureSquall · 2019-07-26T16:41:22+00:00

Wants to have children at 43? Yeah it’s just not in the dice right now. Sadly, ones like her still try and more often then not end up with a child who suffers from an ailment at the start.

[deleted] · 2019-07-26T16:47:25+00:00

Center picture is a female version of the zac effron shrug.

FirstSpear · 2019-07-26T19:20:47+00:00

That train has left the station long ago.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-07-26T20:26:32+00:00

It's cat time, not kid time.

Guilty of poor planning. You better knock her up quick and have some money saved, because this ball buster doesn't intend to work for awhile.

pmmemonay · 2019-07-26T20:28:03+00:00

Alita Battle Angel.

EDIT: the picture in the middle looks like a mix of a Stockphoto pic with the confused John Travolta meme.

SolidFinding · 2019-07-26T22:46:06+00:00

I know she didn't get the partner she wanted (another lawyer or someone she met at law school, no doubt) and will make her partner's life a living hell because of her bitterness. I don't care about that. I am worried for what she intends to do.

Unfortunately, she will probably succeed in having kids with some desperate simp. I say it's unfortunate because those kids will probably have difficulties resulting from birth defects and abnormality/illness (old eggs and/or old sperm). No amount of being chauffered everywhere in a big SUV, being taken on expensive foreign holidays, living in a gated community will make up for 70-80 years of having to live with congenital defects, Down's syndrome, etc. Life is hard enough without being born with a handicap just because some mega-bitch wanted to "have it all".

I don't feel sorry for her (she is a top-tier asshole) nor her future simp partner. Just feel genuinely sorry for the kids she's going to bring into the world as a result of her selfishness. OK, her money will soften things a little for them in their first 12 to 15 years, but the rest of their lives will be difficulty after difficulty.

OniiChanStopNotThere · 2019-07-27T11:28:25+00:00

She is post wall.

[deleted] · 2019-07-28T03:06:07+00:00

This must be a demanding bitch with very high expectations. She looks like a plane Jane but thinks her law degree can pump up her SMV. Even in her prime, she must have been a 6 at best. Delusional.

Tailback · 2019-07-28T15:35:31+00:00

Horse chick. Never get involved with a horse chick.

Dr_Bukkakee · 2019-07-28T16:04:40+00:00

Have fun paying tens of thousands of dollars for IVF treatments.

oh_no_aliens · 2019-07-28T23:39:47+00:00

She's gonna die alone. Her cats will probably munch on her corpse, after she OD's on xanny and white zinfandel.

KuonRad · 2019-08-01T03:31:46+00:00

what's wrong in having a degree , being 43 years old lawyer and wanting a family ?I Don't get it.

[deleted] · 2019-07-26T12:45:24+00:00

I wrote her a poem:

You like horse-dancing, sailing, and meals out,

Yet not enough breasts to make my Sunfish come-about.

That is a VERY expensive venture, for a BJ from nice dentures.

I'd buy you coffee, and listen to your story,

but sadly,

"red" and "horse" are synonyms in the "flag" category.

arkyleslyfox · 2019-07-26T20:37:39+00:00

The horses are enough to put me off, those things cost a fortune

Raider_Scavver · 2019-07-27T05:27:11+00:00

Can't make an omelete with dusty eggs, unless maybe it's a down syndrome omelete

[deleted] · 2019-08-03T19:03:20+00:00

The picture with the dark shit around the eyes, looks very low class. Something smells off, she is subhuman trash.

lemongrooved · 2019-08-09T03:17:26+00:00

Catch 22 women get walloped with. Bank on your career and lose out on a family. Focus on better yourself and being a good wife and mom, the man isnt guaranteed. Most people choose the devil they know vs the unknown, even if its the one thing that could make them happy

Nathaniel66 · 2019-09-27T08:48:06+00:00

Still, one of the best offers posted here.

Her last relationship probably ended because that she wanted to focus on her career and become a partner in her lawfirm. Now she is 43 and wants to settle down.

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