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[–]Scourmont669 points670 points671 points 4 years ago (53 children) | Copy Link
Lift her!?! I'd need a forklift!
[–]PlainTundraJr. Hamster Analyst269 points270 points271 points 4 years ago (34 children) | Copy Link
It's another way to say she wants a (very) muscular guy 6 ft tall.
[–]Scourmont234 points235 points236 points 4 years ago (24 children) | Copy Link
No shit, but even the Arnold in his Conan days would find it difficult
[–]PlainTundraJr. Hamster Analyst172 points173 points174 points 4 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
But she deserves a man capable of doing that because... well, because.
[–]Scourmont103 points104 points105 points 4 years ago* (19 children) | Copy Link
Having grown up amongst the black community of Baltimore I've seen this mentality time and again. Eventually it crossed over and infected white women as well. Black men do like "dat ass" though and enable this mentality.
[–]willpower0687117 points118 points119 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I love a nice big ass. If it is firm muscular and well structured. These women thinking these fat flabby cottage cheese layednen assess are sexy and what guys mean when they say they like a "phat" ass, are just delusional.
[–]keeperteeper40 points41 points42 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thighs looking like no mans land
[–]StingRayFins33 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. I've been saying this since forever! I know a few girls that are roughly 40-70lbs overweight and they always brag about having huge boobs... I'm like wtf 🙄
[–]brohan55673 points74 points75 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A fat girl bragging about big boobs is like a jobless dude bragging about having a day off
[–]chewis5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brilliant.
[–]shakethenuttree_24 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, she talks like a used car salesman. :D
[–]bri79859 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A fat girl bragging about big boobs is like me bragging about my fast car... because it's falling off a cliff.
[–]StingRayFins17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or a scrawny, 40lbs underweight, anorexic guy bragging about his abs being visible
[–]motorbiker198518 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's not specific to black people, there are many guys of all ethnic backgrounds who like women with larger butts...
...but she is not the case. She was a balloon stomach and reverse-traffic-cone legs, while her ass is nowhere to be seen.
She looks like a man with severe eating disorder who went for a sex change and had already his boob job done.
[–]mustangfrankPeek-a-boo, Single Mother See's You2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That hurts my brain thinking about what you said.
[–]Dirt_Wintson13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Black men’s tastes in women are no more less monolithic as white mens taste.
[–]Yourmomisinhere4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit.
[–]Scourmont3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True enough
[–]djkbrown20012 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True
[–]Blackops_210 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Beg to differ. Black guys ideal woman is shaped similiar to Beyonce. White guys are in two classes, some like the "thicc" girls, but many others like the model look. I fall in that 2nd catergory. Big asses aren't attractive (neither are flat ones though).
[–]snginc3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you should put the word Some before black guys. Beyonce's shape isnt attractive me at all.
[–]Dirt_Wintson0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay I see what you're saying Black men on average prefer women with hips, but I would say it still isn't monolithic. Some prefer slim/petite women as well. The woman depicted above looks more like Lizzo than Beyonce.
[–]CreflowDollars11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah this aint on us, trust me we are talking more shit about black women like this than yall do because these women are our mothers and sisters and aunts and cousins. Chances are some roided out Chad hit it for a couple weeks while he was cycling and now shes a junkie for that Chad dick because Tyrone stopped checking for her Grimace-shaped ass years ago
[–]SoloAssassin454 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nah fam, phat ass an slim waist sure, whale hunters on the otherhand dont have a specific race
[–]YostwocentS4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too much fupa
[–]NohoTwoPointOhJr. Hamster Analyst12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Wheel of Pain is more merciful.
[–]StingRayFins12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. Even body builders will have a tough time lifting her. She looks 250-300lbs.
[–]HailMantaur58 points59 points60 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
While very muscular men over 6 feet tall have much better options. The delusion that someone with fitness as a primary hobby wants to spend his little free time helping a land whale check her blood sugar constantly to avoid losing a toe is so damned absurd.
[–]Dorinus228 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
There isn't a guy on earth that could lift THAT thing
[–]Schlag9614 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I dunno, maybe if she moved to Scotland where they do that thing lifting those huge round stones
[–]VladMartel0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah but she'd think those guys are "too fat".
[–]Typo-MAGAshivDrive-by asshole10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I could, but I don't want to touch her. I bet she smells like bacon grease.
[–]cdc19424 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She needs to be in Iceland looking for some dude moving boulders for no apparent reason.
[–]genuseacc5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice idea!
[–]PDX_SE_ThrowawayJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even bodybuilders would fail, so would powerlifters. We might need an olympic lifter, and probably a fucking superheavyweight, who unfortunately will look flabby, but at least he'll be an olympic medalist, unlike this fat sack of shit!
[–]jb_golden0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wants? She *deserves* a 6ft+ hunk because of how brave she is for being fat.
[–]DoctorTagada39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
You can't see her head because that one is held up by a crane, in order to pretend she is able to stand up on her own.
[–]genuseacc7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AH AH AH AH AH AH fucking hell xD
I'll use this in the future!
[–]ramaga30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Don't bring a forklift. This behemoth clearly has already mastered lifting forks all by herself.
[–]MarinTaranu2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You need a gantry crane, the kind they use in shipyards to move a carrier into dry dock.
[–]Iakhovass0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think a shovel is the more likely utensil.
[–]silly_birb21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She never said you shouldnlift her barehanded, you can be a warehouse worker and know your way with forklifts...
[–]Scourmont16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah it's all about balancing the weight on the forks. It's a bitch when the weight shifts randomly like a tub of jello though.
[–]ThePrivilegedOne7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sure you could also construct some sort of pulley system but a forklift would be easier.
[–]noobie107Koalaty man5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
trying to life her will be like trying to pull excalibur from stone!
[–]mimiczxHamster Soul Crusher7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plot twist... She's looking to date a forklift.
[–]djkbrown20015 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forklift. No mate. You need a fucking crane .
[–]_MCMXCVI_4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Im a forklift driver by employment and I'll tell you, even forklifts have weight limits.
[–]Scourmont3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Get one of those ones from the docks that can handle a full 40' cargo container.
[–]_MCMXCVI_1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol there ya go!
[–]hammyhamm3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To lift her 6ft for sure
[–]djprofitt0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seems like she’s lifting enough forks
[–]chewis0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She may have a weird forklift fetish. They are usually over 6ft
[–]teslacars0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Must own a forklift"
[–]satanic_hamsterFailed at being more alpha than thou269 points270 points271 points 4 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
That’s one huge ass fanny pack.
[–]TheLegend199278 points79 points80 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
She's ready for Disney World.
[–]Tom-Bradys-Horcrux32 points33 points34 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Not sure about your reference, but WHY are so many dating profiles obsessed with disneyworld/disneyland?
I've always found it odd
[–]0nlyQuotesMovies44 points45 points46 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Because women think that if you can persevere 97-degree humid Orlando weather while being subjected to long lines, overpriced food, and getting your feet run over by neverending baby strollers, that you are their "ride or die". Yeah, I'd rather just die.
[–]NoazToblinder10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahh yes, The Disney world “ride or die” clan.
If you want to join you need to belong to 2 MLMs, have a live, laugh, love trap stamp, at least 2 kids from 2 different fathers and you must post on Facebook a minimum of once a week “where are all the good men”.
[–]Show-Me-Your-Secrets2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao, getting run over by baby strollers?! 😂 stories please!
[–]TheLegend19928 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I was more making a joke about people wearing fanny packs at amusement parks and tourist traps.
[–]Tom-Bradys-Horcrux0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL gotcha
[–]AllWomenLie7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because most women never grow up mentally. Theyre stuck in a teenage mindset where they long to be pampered and treated like a Princess. Disney reinforces this mentality.
[–]frickin_icarus33 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
its called a FUPA (fat upper pussy area)
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[–]GonadGravy2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or a Gunt
[–]goldmedalflower26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Gunt
[–]elizacarlin4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gunt seconded
[–]Scambucha8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s no fanny pack
[–]strewnshank3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That’s what we call a Fupa
[–]GonadGravy4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gut + Cunt = Gunt
[–]Canned_tapioca3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fupa lol
[–]hijoton0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pack? That needs to pay licence as heavy loads.
[–]AurelianWay181 points182 points183 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Requirements" LOL
Your excessive corpulence means you only get bread crumbs, not hamburgers.
[–]Old_snowboarder45 points46 points47 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think she's already has as many hamburgers as she can manage
[–]Richard_Smellington7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh, there are going to be enough thirsty simps for her, don't worry.
[–]Vielindanke5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like porkulence.
[–]Unusual_Chair168 points169 points170 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Fun fact guys:
She wears her pants so high that it keeps her fat stomach in place, which would other wise just hang out. It would show how fat she really is.
[–]Black_Gotenks114 points115 points116 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't think it's working.
[–]sfwaccountfw28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that's because you haven't seen it without the pants.
pretty sure her gut would be just like Gabe Newell's at TI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI_xonw-1sc
[–]PlainTundraJr. Hamster Analyst18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girdlepants.
[–]2q88h6vecpsy8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Taking those pants off must be like opening those pillsbury dough boy croissant tubes
[–]VRisNOTdeadWhite Knight Apologist 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like spreading open a grill cheese sandwhich on a hot summer day.
[–]DeeplyDisturbed1Cougar Chasers MVP95 points96 points97 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
46 kilometers away
Not nearly far enough.
[–]Lolkar27 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Im few thousand km away, yet I can still feel her gravitational field.
[–]djkbrown20013 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is so fat that when she moves LIGO detects gravitational waves
[–]motorbiker19856 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't worry, in case of danger (like she wants to date or eat you), you can easily outrun her.
[–]doombybbr0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not with her gravitational field you can't
[–]Joethathan85 points86 points87 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She looks like trash
[–]doombybbr3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait, this is a woman? I thought this was a garbage can
[–]tyrantgrey74 points75 points76 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The gram. Dumb bitches talk bout Instagram like it’s an office job. The gram. Fuuck outta here.
[–]ATUNRASE67 points68 points69 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
looks like a XXXXL diaper
[–]11bNg64 points65 points66 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
FAT. PEOPLE. ARNT.SEXY
[–]Tweapodok3341 points42 points43 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Gasp! You can’t say that on Reddit!
[–]11bNg13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Anybody bitching wont fist fight me so meh
[+]elizacarlin-6 points-5 points-4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
r/iamverybadass
[–]motorbiker19859 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He is not a being a badass, he just lives on the second floor and there is no elevator, so he is safe from the fat acceptance fighters.
[–]PM_ME_THICC_GIRLS2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I disagree but I'm also biased
[–]elizacarlin0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I disagree. But this fat person is not sexy.
[–][deleted] 62 points63 points64 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't typically agree with the stuff posted here but this is hilarious
[–]Idioticaz47 points48 points49 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even with her legs wide apart she doesn't have a thigh gap. It must be chaffe-city between those tree trunks!
[–]paleotow44 points45 points46 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Even this fat cow is on Instagram?
[–]Scourmont29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Guy I work with loves looking at the instagrams of women like this, calls them "thirst traps". 🙄
[–]DeepDrone11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Misspelled 'Grease traps'.
[–]bestshooter__0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup and I bet all her bbw friends flood her comments with heart eyes
[–]SuperGoxxerRecidivist Fuk Boi42 points43 points44 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
This is what you get when "Lizzo" is promoted as something to look up to.
Sorry honey, but you're fat. You need to improve your health, and tucking those rolls into spandex isn't it -- unless you're trying to work out.
I shudder to think what the USA is going to look like in another five years. The people who can still walk will be the only ones getting laid.
[–]Tweapodok336 points7 points8 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
You’ll have the extremely obese and the extremely skinny making up the majority of the “men” of this century. The rise of the soy boy (“yikes, incel, etc.,” getting all that Reddit dreck out of the way now) is inevitable as testosterone levels in men continue to decline and first world society continues to treat boys like defective girls, taking every opportunity to crush masculine behavior and replace it with “sensitivity training” and other rot like that.
[–]VillageScribe7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's insane at 30 how few friends I have that are in any sort of athletic shape. I barely have anyone I'm close with that plays pick up ball, even my running group is down to a handful, doing the occasional 5k (not hating on that, but it's low tier athleticism to be able to complete one). I'm so mad at myself for being about 30lb overweight the past 3 years, but I'm actively working on it, I have a half marathon end of the month and I rock climb for fun.
I do not work out as much as I should, but I actively hate not being able to do basic sports so I work on it. I wanna be able to show my future kid how to hoop when I'm in my 40s and 50s, I don't want to be diabetic, or worried about my heart, or just stuck in my couch unable to teach my kids good habits.
I actually think the problem in America is either turning around in the cities or certain demographics, but the vast majority has a ways to go.
I urge every single person to take an honest look at their diet this week and change just 3 things for the better. Half your sodas, try black coffee instead of with creamer, don't use sauce with your French fries. That kind of thing. Don't change anything else about your diet and you could be eliminating as much as 300-500 calories a day. 500*7 is roughly a whole pound of weight you'll either no longer be gaining or will actually lose! It's that easy!
And if you take the time to figure out how many calories you eat every day, you'll know how much less you'll need to consistently lose weight. Adding exercise actually makes it even easier to hit your targets but make no mistake, the change in lifestyle takes willpower.
[–]SuperGoxxerRecidivist Fuk Boi2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True, I gave up sodas a while ago - Coke and Mountain Dew was the big ones. I've been drinking water now instead for years. Don't have the urge for stuff I used to.
My suspicion is that sugar in your diet "primes" you to seek other sugary things. I don't really like that stuff now, and I don't seek out things like morning donuts or muffins. No trips to Starbucks for 1,000 cal whipped-cream concoctions.
I work out 6 out of 7 days a week, nothing too strenuous, just enough to get a sweat going and the heart pumping. I enjoy it, makes me feel pretty good afterwards.
You are right, a lot of people don't do any kind of exercise and they're really missing out. You sleep much better and generally are in a better mood as well.
I understand where you're coming from.
[–]Silas-GrayJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Natural selection at work.
[–]feanors_gem0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s reverse darwinism.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgenics
“In the context of human genetics, a dysgenic effect is the projected or observed tendency of a reduction in selection pressures and decreased infant mortality since the Industrial Revolution resulting in the increased propagation of deleterious traits and genetic disorders. Richard Lynn in his Dysgenics: Genetic Deterioration in Modern Populations (1996) identified three main concerns: deterioration in health, in intelligence, and in conscientiousness.”
Ever wonder why peanut allergies and autism is growing?
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[–]Dipdrizzle32 points33 points34 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats some serious gunt
[–]AlistairH9428 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't have the proper licence to operate machinery to lift her.
[–]Dorinus228 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Be able to lift me"
Yeah.... i guess you gonna be single for a long time.
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
be able to lift me & 6ft
I am pretty strong, work out regularly, and am over 6ft, but I am not sure that I could even lift her FUPA much less the rest of her.
[–]geyejoe721 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
She needs a dude that's 8 feet tall and 400 pounds of muscle, to be able to lift her.
[–]Cuntfart90007 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This is the only man who could lift her: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haf%C3%BE%C3%B3r_J%C3%BAl%C3%ADus_Bj%C3%B6rnsson
[–]PunishedNomad14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
About that
[–]Cuntfart90007 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Exactly. Anyone strong enough to lift this disgusting fat slob has much better options available to them.
[–]motorbiker19856 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone has much better options than her.
Goat herders have much better options than her.
Even swimming to North Korea is a better option than her.
First rule of dating, if you want to date a perfect 10 you better BE a perfect 10.
Those are two 11s.
[–]jmpires15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How redundant, if you're 6 ft and able to lift her, you can obviously take good photos for (your) gram.
Just lift five propane bottles, no need to ruin the pics with her.
[–]Thetrvler15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And even this thing has some beta-orbiter who’s desperate for pussy....
[–]TatersMog14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In England we call that a gunt. One hell of a gunt.
[–]TruthSeekingPerson14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That pic triggered my gag reflex.
[–]thotless_rat_bastard13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This sub needs a 'fat flair' so my delicate eyes aren't harmed by a hippo sighting.
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice gunt. It's like the Pillsbury dough beast. Get the hell out of here.
[–]anferkneez10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait wait wait. This is a joke right ? I know one of you guys are trolling us.
[–]WiggersGonnaWig10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm 6 feet tall and strong as fuck, I still don't think I can lift 300 pounds.
[–]Redhood6164 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“300 pounds”
You are very kind to assume she’s only 300 pounds.
[–]NightGuy80 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d bet 350-390 range
[–]PHUCK_THE_HIVE10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat boobs don't really work when your stomach is fatter.
[–]Ruffianthydog10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I rather jack off. Thank you very much!
[–]Cuntfart90008 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Gravy Golem looking for her Chad.
This disgusting fat slob should feel lucky to date the one-armed retarded kid who sacks my groceries at the store down the street.
[–]Puke_Whywalker3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Gravy golem is the funniest thing I've heard in the half hour I've been conscious today. Thank you.
[–]Cuntfart90002 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m fairly certain I made it up. But then again maybe I read it somewhere. I have heard the term Butter Golem, but I decided to go with Gravy Golem instead because it uses alliteration. Hopefully it catches on. I will continue using it and see what happens.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivDrive-by asshole2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm always about the added alliterative appeal.
[–]Puke_Whywalker1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll help.
[–]mgtowbrother19717 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she looks like shit
[–]NotLuceBreeSr. Hamster Analyst6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao looks like somebody had to assemble her
[–]Tex2366 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t know any forklift that can use a camera.
[–]mariusalb8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I don’t know if these are made as a joke or they have a mental illness. Because clearly a smart woman can not think this way.
[–]Tweapodok335 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Depends on how entitled she is. Hillary wasn’t dumb, but her level of entitlement was legendary.
[–]Silas-GrayJr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smart Woman
Pick one.
[–]DreamDelving6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She should really focus on her health.
[–]nonprofitmisanthropeJr. Hamster Analyst6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This delusional creature wants a Disney fantasy to come true and literally be lifted off her feet by a strong, tall and handsome prince as if she is Ariel...While she looks like Ursula in yoga pants.
[–]KING_CPB6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Useless dying fat trash. I bet that thing has so much debt as well.
[–]Captain_of_Skene7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I might pass on the rest
But definitely not my first fat chick 🤣
[–]Gordon-G4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s a big fat ugly cow right there
[–]Tweapodok331 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Drop dat ho-ho, ho!”
[–]ilovehelmetsama4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look. I like my big girls, but this ain’t it chief. Your body is fucking repulsive.
[–]-Numbers-Jr. Hamster Analyst6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Alright real talk...I don't know how people can live with themselves everyday not knowing whether they have knees or not when they look down
[–]ambsdorf8255 points6 points7 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
She's not worth throwing my back out.
Edit: I don't even have a bad back, but I probably would after lifting her.
Edit2: I posted this comment, and got immediately banned from r/femaledatingadvice so oh well lmao
[–]iwilzkilz5853 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😆
[–]Cream19845 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Queen McLargeHuge
[–]coomer_13525 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Does she have marbles in her leggings?
“Must be able to lift me & 6ft”
... Is she looking for a man or a forklift)
[–]BatmanPooping3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Worst thing about this, aside of the horrible FUPA, is the missing nail on her right hand. Couldn’t look more trashy even if she tried.
[–]altair433 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No thank you, I don't wanna die!
[–]NisKrickles4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
GUNT
[–]suspicious_hamstring4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It never cease to amaze me the level of confidence and demands the Western ladies have. I feel like a pushover reading these profiles. Insert smiley emoji.
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This video keeps sticking in my head when I see these profiles.
[–]gcharleswilks2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m never amazed at how these overweight land whales have the audacity to have the requirement of wanting a 6’ tall muscular man, yet he’s supposed to okay with her fat ass? These females today are DELUSIONAL. The second you tell these females that YOU have requirements too, they’ll try the good old manipulation tactics.
[–]asdf333azaSr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am literally loling at the thought of this. This Chick has a sweat stain on her bra for a profile picture. And wtf is that in front of her stomach? 6ft and able to lift her? Better chance of lifting the tail end of an f-150.
Stop telling women and men (just people in general) that it's okay to be fat. 😂😂😂
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WheRE ARE aLL The MR uniVErSeS (The Only GuYS CAPabLE Of lifTIng hEr) aND WHY ArE tHeY noT lIniNG up FOr thE hoNor oF beiNg allOWeD TO cArRY aWAY THis queEN?
[–]_370HSSV_2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Come get your queen, with a BUILDOZER
[–]Zombeflandrs2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her expectations are so unreal even Green Peace would have a hard time lifting this whale back into the ocean!
[–]iamadrunk_scumbag2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would rather eat broken glass
[–]WesternhagenDiamondback AMOG2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she pulled down the top of her yoga pants you'd see Kuato the psychic mutant from Total Recall.
[–]Wicked1Perceptions2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am gonna have to consult the crane spec's to see if this will go over capacity.
[–]Wicked1Perceptions2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
eww gross that is not workout sweat either
[–]Fantastically_IneptPunched Hole Chad on Carols CC Rider Card2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The kinda guy able to lift this sealife probably has himself a 120 pound gym bunny. FFS, what an irrational demand.
[–]oh_no_aliens[email protected]2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hear in parts of the Nordic countries, there an event where if you can carry your wife across a threshold, you get her equivalent weight in beer.
I wouldn't carry this fat bitch for an equivalent weight in cocaine.
[–]Ithomasfreedom2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow! The Michelin Tyre Man, the Stay Puff Marshmallow man, the Pillsbury Dough Boy, and the Kool-Aid man have been pumping this one full! There is going to be a Jello baby come rolling out of that land whale. She better be on the lookout for Captain Ahab.
[–]JohnnnyBravo_2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn, these women are getting bolder by the second. I blame the fellas that’ll accept those terms and conditions.
[–]Elkubik2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks. But I like my back how it is. If I want to break it, I'll hit you up.
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Blood type = Gravy
[–]snginc2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I do admire her confidence, BUT her delusions are just another warning flag! Run away from this one!
[–]2Hours2Late2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If she would feed that thing it would stop trying to eat her pants.
[–]Twowaywhisper1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Underrated comment
[–]BreakfastForDinnn2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At first I thought "lift her" meant "lift her fupa" to you know, get to her nasty fronthole.
[–]huargh_huargh2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine a man genetically gifted enough to be over 6ft who has Olympic powerlifter strength and a physique like a Greek God.
Now imagine that same man dating an entitled bitch like this. Look at that fupa - that's what it looks like when it's being restrained by strong elastic.
6 pack abs for a grade 3 panniculus? The fuck out of here!
[–]PoopiDoopii2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
must be able to lift me
[–]daniellederek1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The forklift got scared and ran away. I dont even think the telehandler wants any part of this job. What was the pay?
[–]givemepizza011 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"If you cant SUPPORT me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!"
Good thing mail order brides are still available. Just as costly but with the looks and skills to back the pricetag up.
[–]Funkydirigidoo1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that a fanny pack under the tights or a gut?
[–]mannybanny171 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think she needs someone that is 7 ft. I doubt anyone 6ft or less would be able to lift that tinder flower.
[–]well-funk_it1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lifting her would break the deadlift world record
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
jesus christ. yeah keep dreamin' lady!
[–]turbo-moist1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thick wallet needed to satisfy her obesity.
[–]lorum_ipsum_dolor1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wonder how long it will be (if it hasn't happened already) before medical professionals are pressured into keeping quiet about the health risks of obesity in women.
[–]wont_tell_i_refuse_1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Already happened they’re terrified to broach the topic
[–]tommygun16881 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Uggg, gross FUPA.
[–]MGTOW_BEASTMODENo Longer Muted, but We're Watching Like Hawks1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
FUPA QUEEN
*FUPA = Fat Upper Pubic Area
[–]StingRayFins1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Must be 6ft AND be able to lift her. That's pretty much 0%. It's easier to find a guy who is 6ft than a guy that can lift her, I assure you.
[–]azurianlight1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fupa off the port bow cap'n!!
This is getting out of hand quite quicky and I'm enjoying every single second of it.
[–]rebelauthorJr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's many reasons I never joined the military, one being that I've never cared to drive a tank.
[–]toughenup20161 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Once again, you didn't provide the signup link!
[–]TomahawkSuppositorySurvived the hoe hunger games1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never knew queens looked like a brick shithouse
[–]asdf333azaSr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take a look at the entitlement on these women. On a scale of 1-10 she is a fucking 1. And she is asking for a 6ft, body builder. And I say body builder cause no normal man could lift her with out risking serious injury.
Women like her are why I'm not surprised when I see Tyrones going after girls of other races. I
[–]NoazToblinder1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m surprised she has standards at all. If it was her or nothing, I would just put a nice wig on my hand and get used to the new norm.
[–]samiux41 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Sexy natural curves” /S
[–]mustangfrankPeek-a-boo, Single Mother See's You1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6' tall is the requirement to this jubba the hut in spandex. If her face looks anything like her belly, she will get hits from blind men, due to the smell of bacon and corn dogs.
[–]YostwocentS1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I pissed off a chick today at work when I said I wouldn't date a girl with short hair. As someone who is 6'3 with the knowledge that girls go after tall guy I told her that if y'all can picky why can't I.
[–]Celticpenguin851 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another profile that's nothing but requirements.
[–]3DWomanHelps2DWomen1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
NOOOOOOOO I didn't want to see this lol
[–]Twowaywhisper2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You and me both
[–]HikageBurner1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's a reason why black women are statistically less likely to date black men than white women are to date white men, Hispanics, Asians, etc. Casa Blanca. Even the huffpost is redpilled on the matter. Or bluepilled? What do you even call this? Women most affected?
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57ec06ede4b082aad9b8a2b8
[–]BonelessSkinless1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's aggressive FUPA. No thanks.
Holy shit lady take those pants off and wear a xxxxl dress but uh do it In your own house so you don’t scar anyone and never go out in public wearing that shit again.
[–]djkbrown20010 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is so fat that when she moves LIGO detects gravitational waves .
[–]Extra_NapkinsJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My back hurts looking at this
[–]Mar_Ci0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
able to lift me & 6 feet
I'm not sure if she means 3 guys or a mutant crane operator.
[–]excellent_tobacco0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's your best foot forward, huh?
...huh.
Well good luck!
[–]Skidblaze0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So she’s looking for a competitive powerlifter?
[–]rmagic30 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😳🤣
[–]Scooned0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Must love burying your face in my front butt
[–]U_N_I_X0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Obey thy queen, thou submissive minion 😂
[–]coldsteel860 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg her fat gut and fupa are all in one!
[–]One-Move0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry, I have a strict weight limit when it comes to dating 120 lbs is all i van carry
[–]Taeqwondeles0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
such a majestic frontbutt
[–]geo_gan0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even Superman gave up trying to lift her and asked her if she was carrying any Kryptonite
[–]PenisRice0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look at that meat apron. That’s a three man operation just getting under the hood 😂
[–]vampyreking6660 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She can break through the walls like Kool Aid Man
[–]MSotallyTober0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m all for dating someone with extra weight, but this doesn’t constitute as healthy.
[–]ttchamps02030 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She makes Lizzo look anorexic
[–]bablfish0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
thor´s hammer looking for a hookup here ^^
[–]threekingsmisery0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy fuck!
[–]JahJahWarrior0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why the hell would I ever want to fuck a landwhale with a frontbutt?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where are all the heavy lifting braggers when you need them?
[–]GravityhurtsbrotherJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Utterly repulsive. Its like a hippo that talks.
[–]Wide-Brick0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what....the..... it seems as if "overconfidence" has become a disease.
[–]CabshearJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No one could lift her.
“Lift me” Who in their right mind would touch that?
[–]jakejasminjk0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's a world record lift
[–]djkbrown2001-4 points-3 points-2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a myth that black men love fat women. Loving a big ass is different from loving a fat woman. I love a jlo nicky Minaj type (real not fake ass).
[–]cum_toast-5 points-4 points-3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This bitch could probably suck a bowling ball through a straw. I'd smash n dash
[–]a-corsican-pimp0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dude have some self respect.
[–]Twowaywhisper0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No shit who would touch that
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