Rural American LVM starter pack

autumnxo92 · 2021-01-03T20:58:09+00:00

This is legitimately my dating pool and why I have decided to stop dating until I move far away.

fdslizzybennet · 2021-01-03T20:52:33+00:00

I had way too much fun making the Pacific Northwest LVM starter pack (focusing on men in Portland and Seattle), so I decided to make one for rural America too.

shortywannarock · 2021-01-03T20:57:04+00:00

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Spittens · 2021-01-03T21:16:12+00:00

Good grief this is like every man where I live. And all my people wonder why I'm not dating ....

On a side note, I'm at my sister's house right now and they're watching duck dynasty. How is the world did those ratty ass men end up with such beautiful women?

Samvanderkamp123 · 2021-01-03T22:27:58+00:00

Oh please can you do their houses:

Fire pit which is a hole in the lawn

Tires stacked against the house

Pair of aggressive, barking dogs he never walks

Nasty brown curtains

Weeds. Weeds everywhere.

Tree branch in front yard

Truck

Bathroom with Axe

Shotgun

Rat in cage

Monster drink in huge Styrofoam cup

Nasty brown carpet

Overflowing ashtray. Or soda can for dip.

Ants. Fleas. Bed bugs. Take your pick.

Huge TV

Hungry Man frozen dinner boxes

Dollar General sunglasses

Mysterious_Midnight7 · 2021-01-03T21:13:32+00:00

I screamed at the bottom right one lmaoooo

fdslizzybennet · 2021-01-03T21:31:54+00:00

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strcrssdvoyager · 2021-01-03T21:37:25+00:00

To the men who take pictures with fish or cars:

Am I dating you or the fish/car?

Half_Halt · 2021-01-04T01:59:02+00:00

Where is the late 20's meth-head whose eyes dart around like a cat following a laser pointer? The ones who you're pretty sure would bleed Mad Dog 20/20 & from whom you can smell the week old cigarette smoke just by looking at their mugshot?

carlther · 2021-01-03T21:43:36+00:00

You forgot the pic of one of them holding up the head of a dead deer. 😂😂 I am also in rural Indiana, btw!

MLane81 · 2021-01-03T20:56:39+00:00

Ok this is toooo spot on, particularly the fishing pic 😂😂

Indy4466 · 2021-01-03T21:28:12+00:00

This is why I stopped online dating in the mid-west. All these men were my only options. Single time it is 🥂

dancedance_83 · 2021-01-04T01:05:56+00:00

LOLL you made it! AND it has those tacky ass “my dick is smaller than the stick shift” monster truck 😂😂😂

lemonhead2709 · 2021-01-03T23:28:34+00:00

Ewwww

MadamLeFay · 2021-01-03T22:25:33+00:00

Yikes! If this is what's out there, I'm going back to my book.
Do we have a New England/ Northeast one yet?

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2021-01-04T04:02:50+00:00

Why do men like holding fish? Sheesh 😅

AverageToHot · 2021-01-04T02:02:05+00:00

What app did you use to combine these photos?

dancedance_83 · 2021-01-04T06:41:19+00:00

Is that Fat Bastard on the bottom right?

Title	Rural American LVM starter pack
Author	fdslizzybennet
Upvotes	394
Comments	39
Date	January 3, 2021 8:51 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kpsrrz/rural_american_lvm_starter_pack/
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