I encourage all of you to go find a picture of a gorgeous chick, make an OKC profile with it...make it sound realistic, and wait.

10211799107 · 2015-11-14T02:33:20+00:00

This is funny shit, and shocking as fuck.

laere · 2015-11-14T03:40:08+00:00

The Thirst® is very real.

Ironically, all these pussy worshiping faggots need to do is worship themselves instead.

On another note, the shitlord who called out the whale as belonging to Sea world has my vote to be an EC

boobex · 2015-11-14T11:07:28+00:00

I don't look even half as good as the first guy going for that whale. If this type of whales have such validation from hot guys, I don't want to imagine about hot women I feel attracted to.

What the fuck is going on with this world, there is an almost 1:1 M:F ratio, why do good looking guys go for fugly chicks? This only perpetuates the idea that as long as you have a pussy, your value is huge by default, even though you are a fat fuck.

Saiserit · 2015-11-14T10:31:31+00:00

Can humanity get any stranger? Seriously the majority of us don't resemble a coherent species any longer.

youeatlikeachild · 2015-11-14T03:08:28+00:00

This is actually great advice for both sides. I would add, that those of you who are working on (but let's be honest, not doing much for) your SMV, consider creating a profile for future you, I suggest finding a ripped dude who is somewhere in the frame of reference for your looks.

Alternatively, you can find guys on fiverr and similar sites that will take a real picture of shirtless, pale you and turn you into ripped tan you.

Use the tinder game strategies you find here and see how much pussy you could be swimming in if you got rid of that dad bod, and made yourself into a believable extra for the movie 300.

stawek · 2015-11-14T05:20:51+00:00

Doing this on Tinder at the moment.

The biggest surprise for me is that I have had 0 "offensive" messages, no snark, no bitchiness, no dick pics. At all.

I admit I was taken in a bit by all the journalists claiming that online dating was a "Toxic" and "unsafe" experience for Women.

Fafner2 · 2015-11-14T06:41:54+00:00

I've done something similar on an alt on the rateme subreddit. Would you be interested in seeing the replies I got from desperate losers giving compliments and asking for all sorts of pathetic things?

gccmelb · 2015-11-14T08:09:14+00:00

This is why I do reverse image searches on dating sites. Most times if the pictures are too good to be true someone has taken the pictures off instagram or porn sites. Also scammers from places like Nigeria populate these sites preying on the vulnerable.

prodigy2throw · 2015-11-14T08:11:58+00:00

Lmao I saw a plates okc profile once. After seeing all the thirsty brown dudes on that shit I got the fuck off. No matter how high my smv is as a brown man these other thirsty fucks ruined it for me. Can't do online game. Just isn't efficient.

NullCorp · 2015-11-14T03:49:54+00:00

It took me until the 2nd case study to piece together that you were actually making the women's accounts. My brain wants the men's profiles to be fake. This can't be real

mugatucrazypills · 2015-11-14T02:53:43+00:00

somebody should make tables of this data, and publish an unauthorized sequel to datacliysm with charts and shit

PlanB_pedofile · 2015-11-14T03:42:24+00:00

So many thirsty men... I did the POF back then and after seeing the "fish" I didn't bother with online dating.

Want to meet cute chicks? join an art guild. Go to gallery openings. find stuff on Meetup.com. The hot ones on Tinder are there for validation while the whales are willing to communicate but still set their standards for alphas.

as for guys.. they'll fuck anything with flesh.

An_All-Beef_Engineer · 2015-11-14T09:07:41+00:00

On an interesting note, I just went onto pof for a quick glance to see if it really WAS full of all the fatties you say.

I did a basic search and actually found a surprising amount of attractive women (95%+ search results). Then I realized they were all in my area (Ukraine--where women still own their femininity). So I went back and changed the "from" criteria to "United States." Free pass to sea world.

The West is dying...from clogged arteries and lack of exercise.

getRedPill · 2015-11-14T04:25:20+00:00

You (The not thirsty guys like me) can't approach a normal relatively good looking girl online anymore. This bunch thirsty of thousands and thousands of thirsty hordes made all girls think every guy out there is a boring one with no standards.

turn30left · 2015-11-14T13:08:31+00:00

The part about not being able to clean her ass well and the guy saying he'd eat that shit made me gag.

IVIaskerade · 2015-11-14T14:34:40+00:00

Pshh. Make it Tinder, and get some pizza for you and your plate.

RedDeadlift · 2015-11-14T04:23:58+00:00

Bwahaha. I lost it at putting Lucky Charms in her butt hole and eating them for breakfast. And the dude went along with it. Fucking hilarious.

I know a lot of dudes are desperate, but I had to idea it had reached this level.

Paid_Internet_Troll · 2015-11-14T03:33:38+00:00

So, uh...what if you actually do have a 7 inch dick? Is it 9 now?

thefisherman1961 · 2015-11-14T13:49:01+00:00

"Wild Shitlord" AKA Black Knight

throwaway_holla · 2015-11-14T17:15:38+00:00

From LettuceBeReal in that bb.com thread:

"Oh really OP?? Youre surprised even fat bishes get messaged?? On the internet????"

Same goes here. You're repeating shit we all know, in the name of "research."

Next I expect you guys will suck a guy's dick through a glory hole to prove guys will stick it anywhere.

You guys are wasting time on this instead of self improvement or enjoying life.

Dustin_Bromain · 2015-11-14T05:43:59+00:00

Everything you said here is true. It makes a great case for MGTOW.

SecondSwordofbravos · 2015-11-14T17:09:25+00:00

Seeing these guys failing so hard makes me so proud of the hot gash I've been able to nail off tinder and bumble.

EmDeeEx14 · 2015-11-14T08:24:47+00:00

Lost it at "depends on what yo booty look like"

HedonisticGodofSex · 2015-11-14T04:11:20+00:00

Our competition is complete shit...Feminism is both a sexual blessing and a social fuck-up.

chances_are_ur_a_fag · 2015-11-14T07:00:47+00:00

you can see a lot of that on all the nsfw subreddits like gonewild etc.. faggots upvoting clearly out of shape and mediocre looking chicks because tits. read some of those comments too, it's disgusting

douglas_yancie · 2015-11-14T08:35:25+00:00

the rabbit hole this thread lead me down makes me wanna go so far left from all the rest of the AFC's in the world..

LorneArmstrong · 2015-11-14T08:53:51+00:00

i don't think it's a very good idea for me to do it

LetsGoAllTheWhey · 2015-11-14T15:02:09+00:00

I just can't believe anybody would respond to these. That's pathetic.

dancing_junkie · 2015-11-14T15:58:10+00:00

This is the shit that causes moderately attractive women to think they are the hottest shit around. The fact that these guys who should be able to bag decent looking girls are going for something as hideous as those girls is beyond me. TRP is setting the stage right and raising men up and getting these women who are in the clouds a reality check.

Realworld52 · 2015-11-14T16:12:21+00:00

These losers dudes play a great role in society. Keep those ugly fatties happy while the real men get the hot ass. I am cool with that deal.

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cynicalsimon · 2015-11-14T18:39:03+00:00

All this "thirsty male beta" stuff is highly ironic because most men seem to be "thirsty" these days. Women don't hold on the door for us, women don't compliment us, even if a guy has a six pack he never really knows if he's attractive, the amount of selectiveness women have these days is the highest imageinable. TL;DR every guy is thirsty so how do we cope the most effectively at making us seem least thirsty. That's the real question isn't it?

GarandTheftAvto · 2015-11-14T18:47:59+00:00

That black profile was incredibly entertaining/racist. Interesting simulation, very funny to watch, and will most importantly remind me to not supplicate. Thank you for sharing.

DistantWinter · 2015-11-14T19:31:10+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ on a stick....

I'm going to give my car a tune up now.

Thanks for the daily dose of red pill reality.

An_All-Beef_Engineer · 2015-11-14T19:43:06+00:00

Do not question the Endorsed Contributors

Question everything and everyone.

Thizzlebot · 2015-11-14T19:53:47+00:00

You shouldn't even be using these shitty apps and sites anyways. Go outside and meet real people. Good post though.

Hokuto199x · 2015-11-14T20:12:22+00:00

Did this with girlfriend's pics. Confirmed. I still check that inbox every so-often for a chuckle.

LarryLove · 2015-11-14T22:53:44+00:00

Jesus christ, what a shit show. Back to the gym I go

EmDeeEx14 · 2015-11-14T08:30:46+00:00

I gotta say though, this place is becoming very similar to the bodybuilding.Com misc...

Not sure if that's a good thing, but eh. Hi phaggots.

Polaris382 · 2015-11-14T05:01:47+00:00

I dont even need to look, I already know.

There was a time a MISCer made a POF profile with an absolutely atrocious and hideous looking woman (you would have had to see it to believe it), and was getting plenty of responses from average and above looking guys wanting to get with it.

That's life son.

[deleted] · 2015-11-14T09:27:32+00:00

Been there, done that. That profile has seen more dick pics than a doctor mastering in Urology.

bluedrygrass · 2015-11-14T11:40:15+00:00

What surprises me is that 2 out of 3 guys aren't bad. I would have expected absolute neckbeards to approach them, especially the first... thing.

An_All-Beef_Engineer · 2015-11-14T18:18:58+00:00

POF is a cesspool. They don't even let you search for girls that are deemed to young for you. There's no upper limit for either sex of course.

Have fun getting hit on by guys. Whatever you have to do to cement the understanding in your head is fine.

Read the fucking sidebar, this type of shit is a waste of your time. You see countless examples here every day. This is not news.

[deleted] · 2015-11-14T18:21:01+00:00

For people that didn't ACTUALLY TRY to do this, they don't have an idea what happens! Hahahhaha, it's freakin' ridiculous: 20 sec after uploading 3 photos of an average woman: 4 visitors, 10 likes, 2 messages.

Never laughed this hard :)

GrandmasterHurricane · 2015-11-14T04:14:33+00:00

I just really like the fact that you pointed out that some of these guys are the most sex depraved dudes you ever had the pleasure of talking to. I'm not even going to ask you for the amount of dick pics you received either, you probably have them staged in your archive already.

Useful info in this thread, but I think you like doing that shit too.

peruvianlurker · 2015-11-14T11:49:03+00:00

The Seaworld and Michelini Man insult got me. LMAO

[deleted] · 2015-11-14T14:32:12+00:00

It's like reversed genders in those chats logs. Woman saying what she wanted to do, and man just saying ":) mm i like that :)".

Fucking hell.

Redasshole · 2015-11-14T16:34:22+00:00

I did it once on a dating website which only exist in my country (not American). I chose a great photo: she was lying down on her stomach, watching the camera. You could see her (cute) face, her boobs and in the background her waist and finally her ass. I got approximately 1 600 messages in a few hours.

NewtownAF · 2015-11-14T17:02:55+00:00

God, this English is killing me.You can spot at what kind of social level are these boys, when they use this level of English

BradPill · 2015-11-14T08:52:06+00:00

What if the whale-profiles are fake (as well)? Some teenagers (boys and/or girls) baiting (desperate) guys - that might be fake as well, only to troll those whales?

Which pics are real, online? I would always run them through Google Images first...

I received that wedding-pic (first one, here: https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/11/25/visualizing-omega/) several times (as a joke, like Walmart-people etc.). Always wondered if it wasn't somehow fake/shopped - or perhaps some tranny - just never searched for it.

Now this one appears to be real (only found out today), but the point is: unconsciously that pic registered as 'weird' (ahum). You may call it paranoid, I call it caution. As the internet is a cesspool and all the loonies, activists and scammers converge there...

[deleted] · 2015-11-14T17:12:52+00:00

We are our own worst enemy.

richardnorth · 2015-11-14T03:51:56+00:00

Dialogue is funny as fuck. Thx for the laughs

Atherray · 2015-11-14T16:28:28+00:00

OP is a blatant racist, there was no need for that.

Title	I encourage all of you to go find a picture of a gorgeous chick, make an OKC profile with it...make it sound realistic, and wait.
Author	An_All-Beef_Engineer
Upvotes	317
Comments	181
Date	November 14, 2015 1:48 AM UTC (10 years ago)
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