I recently got a new neighbor. I'm guessing she's in her mid twenties but mainly she is just fucking hot and I definitely wouldn't mind hitting it. As with most attractive women that age though she is kind of hard to get along with. I've seen her ripping off my other neighbor's head because his dog barked twice. Elderly man that usually keeps to himself with a little dog that really doesn't bother anyone but her majesty. She is just consistently unpleasant, not reciprocating polite greetings, clogging up the elevator for fucking hours the day she moved, etc.
So a couple of nights ago I had a girl around and we fucked. The walls are pretty thick but if shit gets freaky, yeah I imagine my neighbors can hear that shit going down. Probably didn't help that this girl is real sensitive and tends to be a screamer. God help me I love the screamers.
The next day I'm walking to the elevator and your royal highness is standing there too, waiting. She immediately gives me the evil eye and starts ripping into me.
What the fuck did I think I was doing making all that noise?! She didn't get any sleep all night!
I was basically world's most terrible person because I inconvenienced your royal highness.
BluePill me would have immediately apologized for any trouble and tried to placate her. But then again, BluePill me would have never fucked a girl, making her scream all throughout the night. So I decided to sexually escalate the situation in stead. Because fuck it, she can't possibly get any worse and it seemed funnny to me. What's the worst that can happen? She slaps me in the face. I'm sure I've had worse than she can deal out. So I told her with the biggest smile I could muster, “well, you can always join us next time. As you heard it will be a lot of fun.”
Her frame just shattered. On the spot, it was gone. She stood there dumbstruck, shocked by the fact that a lowly commoner openly proposed sex to your royal highness. I didn't break frame and became like the other pussies she has likely surrounded herself with. I didn't enter her frame by engaging in an argument with her. I simply stuck to my own experiences and worked from my own desires. She really is welcome to join me...and yes, I'd fuck the shit out of her.
The elevator came and I passed her to go down. She was still just kind of standing there, looking a little lost. So I held the door and asked, “are you coming or what?” She snapped out of it. Walked into the elevator and stood in the corner opposite of me. We're on the 8th floor so it takes a while. I caught her staring at me all the way down. I stared back every time until she broke eye contact. At this point there was nothing left to suggest she was an entitled little princess.
When we got down I turned to her and said, “I'll be seeing you around.” Then walked out without granting her another second of my time.
Tl;dr: Entitlement and bitchy behavior are shit tests. You can pass them by realizing women have no real power over you. Have fun accordingly.
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