The worm has turned for Friendzone Fiona. She was perfectly content cruising through life enjoying the attention of men until she found herself rejected by the man she felt she deserved.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2021-04-23T13:56:50+00:00

I love a good story with a happy ending.

The only thing that could make this story any better would be the guy has a new HB8+ on his arm each time the friends meet up.

imdaad_khan · 2021-04-23T14:17:18+00:00

The last two paragraphs make it sound fake

Edit: I read the last two paragraphs again. They read like a dude venting about the friend zone. Not like a female engaging in meaningful self reflection

DushmanKushh · 2021-04-23T14:32:25+00:00

Too much self reflection and too little entitlement. A woman did not write this.

Alarmed_Mechanic_403 · 2021-04-23T14:26:25+00:00

Sounds fishy. I mean not what happened. These things happen all the time, especially when women overplay their hand.

The wording simply sounds off. Any normal woman would simply call the guy names and be a b*tch about it.

hecklers_veto · 2021-04-23T15:32:42+00:00

lol "I confessed my love to him" fake, women don't do that, especially women who think they're all that

TheApricotCavalier · 2021-04-23T14:34:38+00:00

Is this real? Reads a little too self aware; RP fanfic basically. I'm not denying this story exists, I just dont think a woman would admit it

OscarMatzerath · 2021-04-23T14:54:31+00:00

I still can’t understand why men want female friends

0nlyQuotesMovies · 2021-04-23T17:37:27+00:00

She acts like those 2 months apart are some sort of epic 10-year saga.

Sergey32321 · 2021-04-23T14:44:14+00:00

Love seeing uno reverses like this

FormerBTfan · 2021-04-23T15:35:18+00:00

Yeah this reads soyboy simp white knight beta to me also. If it was a chick it would probably have more venom than a king cobra after waiting around friend zoned for the better part of a decade.

Ramayri · 2021-04-23T14:21:53+00:00

What goes around , comes around ?

Yeah , she enjoyed her orbiters and that she has become one is totally at a loss. If lady karma isn't a bitch then I don't know who is.

Sid_Insidious · 2021-04-23T15:23:15+00:00

Advice?

Now that you know how it feels to be a man, try to be a better woman.

anontothemoonofvenus · 2021-04-23T14:39:27+00:00

I'm convinced most of those posts are men larping as women for sympathy points. There's no way someone can lack so much self-awareness.

There are only two advices she can receive: to suck it off or move on. Apparently she doesn't want the later, so she should better get good at sucking it off lmao. That's what every man does with unrequited love: they find someone else and move on with their lives.

The_Batnam · 2021-04-23T14:58:20+00:00

oh fuck, this is making me tear up from laughter

How many times have women bitched about guys getting upset about the friendzone and cutting contact??

GrannyLesbian · 2021-04-23T15:44:34+00:00

30+

So 40 is her real age?

MentORPHEUS · 2021-04-23T17:09:17+00:00

Any advice?

Yes: Buy a dog and die alone.

Swinging sticks intensify

saberwarthog · 2021-04-23T17:22:08+00:00

Yeah, on one side "too good to be true", it's quite rare that a women that had led guys in the friendzone knowingly would be that thoughtful about all of this...

On the other side... https://imgur.com/a/otJ0WhU

Cristoff13 · 2021-04-24T00:11:23+00:00

She was only mildly interested in him until he rejected her... If he were ever to reciprocate her feelings, then she'd find herself rapidly losing interest in him.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-04-26T13:04:48+00:00

Maybe it's punishment for being a bitch a long time ago. I did use and exploit guys who were interested in me and I did it unashamedly. They wanted to be in a relationship with me but they didn't tingle my coochie, and I told them so. I dangled the possibility that I might in the future want to fuck them if they stuck around. So some of them did, and I used them. I kept them around. I used them. I exploited them. I took their money. They bought me stuff, I used and kept that stuff. I went to events with them on their dimes. I knew they wanted to fuck me, and I tantalized them with empty statements of "maybe", "someday", "not now".

It felt so good to be able to use men for free and not have to give them anything. I wanted to exploit it for all it was worth. I knew they wanted to fuck me. I knew a couple of them loved me. I didn't give a shit. Some of them were real assholes. They wouldn't let me take advantage of them anymore. After telling me what a cunt I was, they told me to fuck off and I haven't seen or heard from them since. I missed getting to exploit them - but I understood I had stripmined them, there was nothing left, and they were empty dessicated husks when they left.

nineworthy · 2021-04-23T17:21:58+00:00

Lol sucks to suck.

From personal experience, the part about lying about being okay is the time bomb fuse starting up. Lol like somehow it’s your fault that she’s not appealing enough

yourcarlosdanger2 · 2021-04-24T05:09:03+00:00

My advice to her, learn how to give the world's greatest bj.

mistralol · 2021-04-23T15:56:56+00:00

karama sucks.... get used to it... theres a lot more of it coming!

bumblebritches57 · 2021-04-23T16:19:21+00:00

"I pretended to be cured of my crush, I lied"

Shit, at least she's taking responsibility for herself.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-04-23T18:56:19+00:00

I love him with all my heart

No you don't. You love the imaginary fantasy you have conjured in your own mind.

Any advice

Yes, quit lying, especially to yourself. Just because you feel something in the moment does not make it real. KILL SHOT

Nezborn02 · 2021-04-23T23:51:21+00:00

she didn't miss them, she missed their wallets

coloradocaniac · 2021-04-24T04:06:34+00:00

I have an absolute scab of an ex friend who led me on for 5 years.

I hope one day to read a sob story like this from her.

Rot in Boston, you self-absorbed, manipulative, thieving, lying fuck.

Traksimuss · 2021-04-24T05:23:14+00:00

And that is how real woman reacts about male friend growing balls: https://archive.is/DIpeh

Kevin_N_Sales · 2021-04-24T10:40:46+00:00

NGL they had us in the first half.

DrDog09 · 2021-04-25T02:38:48+00:00

Opportunity only knocks so many times then it starts knocking on the doors across the street. Stew in your self inflicted loss honey.

Alternative-Ad-1464 · 2021-04-23T17:21:17+00:00

Just do what is the easyest for you!
No need to make hard decisions or to learn from those poor guys you kept around!

Remember: Cats are as good as children or better!

ifrankenstein · 2021-04-23T18:08:24+00:00

That "and so on" is pretty loud.

Chemical_Debt_6127 · 2021-04-23T18:18:01+00:00

Karma’s a bitch

JagerJack7 · 2021-04-23T18:24:10+00:00

Can you also post what are they advising her? Very curious

me-dgaf · 2021-04-23T19:53:57+00:00

A woman would never take responsibility. Her post would be "he's an ass, I'm a queen and deserve 666."

Natriumzyanid · 2021-04-23T21:49:08+00:00

"Any advice?"

Yeah, grow a moral compass rather quickly, fucking rat

Pain is a very good teacher <3

Brownslogservice · 2021-04-23T22:27:27+00:00

I saw this the other day and recognized what it was but didnt have the heart to post it here myself.

DoctorMars81 · 2021-04-23T21:42:07+00:00

Payback's a bitch, baby.

Devilsgun · 2021-04-23T23:20:29+00:00

A big crush on a good friend is a BIG mistake.

Pull the trigger and date him right then and there or duck the fuck outta there and hope he doesn't find another girl to be with before you get your head out of your gash

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-04-23T23:26:32+00:00

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countjulian · 2021-04-24T01:18:44+00:00

This is likely not real.

Knytemare44 · 2021-04-24T01:59:30+00:00

This seems fake and written for this sub

Ihatethisshitplanet · 2021-04-25T18:15:15+00:00

Looks like her ATM orbiters fired their retroboosters and landed on planet Beta.

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