You got this!! never down

fallen916 · 2020-05-04T05:31:47+00:00

My roommates fling of the week once asked him to put the seat down in our house, he smiled and said "i would be happy to put the seat down for you when i am done if you will lift it up for me when you are done." Nobody had a response it was beautiful.

dudewithturban · 2020-05-04T07:44:53+00:00

The chaotic answer is keep the seat down always and pee through the hole. Max efficiency!!!!!

haycl · 2020-05-04T05:07:26+00:00

The seat can go up and down. If you need it up then you put it up if you need it down, you put it down. Very easy even for women.

MadJackViking · 2020-05-04T05:59:11+00:00

What a non issue exaggerated by shitty movies for decades. People are so easy to manipulate.

vvtroubledartist · 2020-05-04T07:50:20+00:00

I never understood why people would get pissy over it? Like just put it down and if you didnt notice it, it's on you not they guy :/

AvaKado987321 · 2020-05-04T06:39:28+00:00

You flush your toilets right? Put the seat all the way down, lid and all. Especially if you're in a bathroom people use to brush their teeth, toilet water splashes when flushed. Don't be gross.

Obomabo97 · 2020-05-04T08:56:58+00:00

This toilet seat conversation is so pointless. Not only does it take seconds to change a toilet for how you want to use it - so seriously not worth any argument - everyone should be putting the lid down before flushing anyway for hygiene. Also, the notion that any gender is entitled to the toilet being a certain way is stupid, how can people get do upset about a literal ceramic poo deposit.

DizzySpaceMonkey · 2020-05-04T07:37:39+00:00

How about we lift it up an you put it down, problem solved

SleepDeprivedUserUK · 2020-05-04T08:00:55+00:00

This is disgusting, absolutely atrocious! I mean ffs:

Who capitalises the first letter of every word‽
"Please", and "down" are both larger, but only one of them uses all capitals, the other one doesn't.
You only need one exclamation mark; it acts as a sentence end just like a period, and I would have thought women, of all people, only wanted one of those.
Shoddy work in wall adherence, at least the one from the men is done right; guess the old saying is true, "If you want something done right, do it yourself"

Overall, 3/10 🚽 Seat left up

RetrogradeIntellect · 2020-05-04T06:58:32+00:00

Who the hell leaves the toilet seat up? Toilets are gross. Close the lid.

alpha_28 · 2020-05-04T07:40:58+00:00

As a female I never really understood like how hard it is to put the fucking toilet seat down yourself. It’s like literally a flick.... when I lived with my ex he always left the seat up and I couldn’t gaf.

puaka · 2020-05-04T07:53:04+00:00

How about everyone closes the lid you animals.

YMadchen · 2020-05-04T05:49:31+00:00

Where I'm from it's considered rude to not put the toilet lid down when you're finished so we all put in some 'work'

pale_28 · 2020-05-04T10:23:58+00:00

Kinda cringe tbh

TeaHC16 · 2020-05-04T12:42:48+00:00

I feel like everyone should close the lid before they flush... Doesn't matter if a man or woman used the toilet. It's nasty to leave the lid up, when flushing, reguardless.

turbo240 · 2020-05-04T07:43:43+00:00

What's retarded about all of this is that it's irrelevant. They both go down.

Put BOTH fucking lids down you savages.

9m0wwcg4dp · 2020-05-04T04:53:47+00:00

A female friend stopped by my home, she asked to use the bathroom. When she came out she said "it would be nice if you could put the seat down.". What the fuck! You're in my fucking home! So I'm going to put the seat down for women when I'm at home alone?

thephant0mlimb · 2020-05-04T11:22:14+00:00

This sub is a fucking dumpster fire

CherryPoppinzz · 2020-05-04T09:40:41+00:00

Not pussypassdenied again. Just an unfunny reply

Eve0529 · 2020-05-04T14:20:51+00:00

Real answer here is to always put the lid down before you flush, unless you want shit and piss in your toothbrush.

Pariahdog119 · 2020-05-04T09:54:27+00:00

IDGAF about the seat but close the fucking lid before you flush you filthy fucking animals so your nasty toilet water doesn't get sprayed around the entire room

homeisouterspace · 2020-05-04T10:08:09+00:00

I honestly don't get the whole 'leave it up for guys, down for girls'??

waxingnotwaning · 2020-05-04T12:10:58+00:00

Who ever cleans the toilet decides the default seat location.

chrissy2305 · 2020-05-04T13:33:12+00:00

Why not everyone just put the whole lid down? It’s not just decorative ya know

fallofhera · 2020-05-04T14:31:51+00:00

My passive aggressive strategy is to put both the seat and lid down so the effort is equally shared.

Justgiz · 2020-05-04T14:42:49+00:00

Equality: Put the lid down (If there is no lid, install one). That way no matter if you sit or stand, you have to lift something.

Auntie_Hero · 2020-05-04T05:50:59+00:00

I love going into shared bathrooms and leaving the seats up, whether I've used the toilet or not.

GaeMarkus · 2020-05-04T09:58:02+00:00

Why would you pee standing up at your own home? When I am not sitting down, it is because I’m somewhere with a disgusting looking toilet. But your own home? I guess this is a cultural thing lol.

DiamondDiggler · 2020-05-04T10:02:47+00:00

Just check the seat before you go.

Jesus F Christ it's not rocket science.

GM739 · 2020-05-04T10:58:12+00:00

Never understood how women could complain about literally the easiest shit ever to do. Do women not ever check their seats before they sit down as well anywhere? That’s like the first thing I do before sitting on anything. I don’t want to sit on a bunch of stuff from a dirty seat so I’ll check it first and dust it if needed THEN sit or I might even sit in a different seat if that one is incredibly dirty.

As many others have stated, I put the seat and lid down as well when I’m done using it. Just a habit I’ve always done, not sure if others should or shouldn’t do but I find it ironic how it seems women don’t do this or even advocate for doing this. To be fair until just now reading the replies I’ve never seen anyone advocate for doing this and any time someone has used my bathroom they’ve left the toilet lid up which does annoy me. You know what I do though? I just put it down and voila, problem is solved.

DrMacintosh01 · 2020-05-04T08:13:34+00:00

Why wouldn’t a guy sit down to pee? Browse Reddit, watch TikTok. You’re peeing. Take a 10min break from whatever it was you were doing and just chill.

i_Blastoise · 2020-05-04T08:01:59+00:00

These bitches always leave the seat down and I have to lift it whenever I have to piss. Where’s the chivalry?!

2020-05-04T08:10:57+00:00

i would unscrew the toilet seat and place it near the toilet just to spite them tbh

nyce611 · 2020-05-04T08:58:25+00:00

You know how many shit particles float in the air from leaving the toilet seat up smh im a single Male living on my own and my toilet seat is always put down

Timbo-s · 2020-05-04T07:58:19+00:00

I lived with my wife and 2 mates (fellas) and we came to the conclusion that seat can be left up because more boys

theironquitter · 2020-05-04T08:04:17+00:00

Put down the seat and the lid after, that way everyone has to touch the toilet equally.

hachiko007 · 2020-05-04T08:36:45+00:00

I've always hated that argument. It's is like a completely one sided argument acting like it is somehow neutral.

Despicable_carl · 2020-05-04T09:14:51+00:00

Ohh. So that how you say “fuck outta here” in PC.

CalvinsCuriosity · 2020-05-04T09:27:32+00:00

LeakyThoughts · 2020-05-04T09:47:14+00:00

The correct seat position is CLOSED

That's why there is a lid

Should be closed before you flush so you don't spray particles into the room

They-call-me-MrRight · 2020-05-04T10:13:26+00:00

I had a computer stalling moment because I read this as the toilet top lid. I always close the whole thing after I’m done, this allows for full customisation, and it also fulfils the design purpose of the top lid, which is to trap smells.

ReallySmartHamster · 2020-05-04T10:17:18+00:00

I came across this and couldnt afford it

TWeaKoR · 2020-05-04T10:26:55+00:00

Put the lid down when you flush. It stops the piss and shit that splashes up from spreading out into the room.

Raglesnarf · 2020-05-04T10:45:02+00:00

my family just got into the habit of closing the toilet entirely. leaving the seat up/open was considered gross to us. so, whenever you need to use the toilet, man or woman you lift the lid and when you're done you close the lid. this way everyone is participating in toilet time. together. like a family should. A family that poops together stays together

JustVega · 2020-05-04T10:47:43+00:00

I always put the seat down, but also the lid. To me it’s proper, and if you flush before putting the lid down... well I suppose I wouldn’t want a person like that as a roommate or partner lol

BlackFaceTrudeau · 2020-05-04T11:16:21+00:00

Women're the ones going up and down all the time, they can put the lid up and down on their way.

sanholt · 2020-05-04T11:23:00+00:00

Most women I have dated never put the toilet seat lid down. I find this odd. I Mean I always lift the seat and lid to pee and put them both back down. My dates just finish and leave the lid up. Feel like it should be down, or why is it there..

2020-05-04T11:27:00+00:00

People, how about putting the lid down while you're at it?

Or is that too inconvenient for these fragile women?

TacobellSauce1 · 2020-05-04T11:31:21+00:00

Feminism has never been about equality.

BeautifulPassenger · 2020-05-04T11:42:10+00:00

Augh fuck, I've been waiting for this moment

UnHelmet · 2020-05-04T11:46:35+00:00

Just... use your foot

Ant-n · 2020-05-04T11:49:50+00:00

If I were a women I would want the toilet seat up all the time?

You want it to be clean, the best way for that is to leave it up always..

2020-05-04T11:53:41+00:00

She got off easy

this-here · 2020-05-04T11:55:13+00:00

Everyone should put the seat down to stop the spread of germs. It's not difficult.

Millstone50 · 2020-05-04T12:00:02+00:00

*WOMEN

MudslimeCleaner · 2020-05-04T12:04:18+00:00

No, put the damn seat down! You're literally spraying shit all over your bathroom when you flush without the lid.

w00dstalk69 · 2020-05-04T12:18:07+00:00

Just pee on the floor yano

BeautifulPassenger · 2020-05-04T12:23:40+00:00

It's good to see this goddess nude...

thethreadkiller · 2020-05-04T12:30:42+00:00

Me and my last girlfriend would always argue about this. We came up with a compromise. That whenever you're done you close the lid. That way every time both of us have to go to the bathroom we have to lift something and then close something. Equality.

bigdaddypimpilicious · 2020-05-04T12:35:28+00:00

Unisex restrooms and we still can't get along.

darby-dev · 2020-05-04T12:36:32+00:00

Ha never thought of that"

boringcareer · 2020-05-04T13:03:01+00:00

Do people actually lift the seat? Is having the lid up not big enough for some people? I don't get it. Its not hard to pee in the hole, and you can't really sit on a toilet with the seat up.. what gives?

kayveonryuu · 2020-05-04T13:10:02+00:00

Straight men pretending to be an edgelord rogue that day. I looked down to see if people would go along with it. That is truly traumatic and I hope it takes a while, thank you. So this pic is flawless

OliversFails · 2020-05-04T13:10:17+00:00

I made this point to a friend a while back and her response was, 'there are four possible scenarios at the toilet and only one of them requires the seat to be up.'

I was like, yeah... OK you got me there. Came out of leftfield and hit the zinger.

2020-05-04T13:32:56+00:00

I think the seat should put down, but so should the lid. I hate open toilet bowls, there’s the chance of knocking things into the toilet, the flush spray that supposedly has a three foot radius, and the fact that toilets have lids and are therefore meant to be closed.

We’ve been having the wrong argument. Everyone should have to open the toilet in order to use it and then close it.

Shootershj · 2020-05-04T13:47:38+00:00

If your gonna piss with the seat do everyone a favour and if you piss on the seat clean it the fuck up .

13_Piece_Bucket · 2020-05-04T14:04:16+00:00

As a dude that grew up being the only male, it became second nature for me to put the seat down after I’m finished.

supermarioplush220 · 2020-05-04T14:05:36+00:00

thephant0mlimb · 2020-05-04T15:01:41+00:00

How's this pussypassdenied?

freedomowns · 2020-05-04T15:09:29+00:00

I just pee on the seat cover down, i dont even care.

ScarletSpider2012 · 2020-05-04T15:19:38+00:00

The only fair thing to do is: if it has a lid close the whole thing. Now everyone has to be miserable regardless of gibblets. Also the stinkies will be contained better.

ortz3 · 2020-05-04T15:21:35+00:00

Odds that both signs were made by the same guy: yes

MrRiggs · 2020-05-04T15:21:57+00:00

Just put the seat down. Saves from poo particles flying every where you nasties.

2020-05-04T15:27:13+00:00

In my house, everybody closes it when done, lid and all.

rndmlgnd · 2020-05-04T15:32:42+00:00

Why do women even want the seat down? It's better for them if we keep it up, that way we don't piss on it and I don't see a reason why would they want it down after we're finished except for them to avoid touching it?! I'm honestly confused about this.

Masterelia · 2020-05-04T15:34:06+00:00

Sitting peeing gang rise up

AllThingsAirborn · 2020-05-04T15:37:30+00:00

This isn't good content. This is just asking for decency

ivanoud · 2020-05-04T15:51:38+00:00

This always baffles me - just put down the seat on your own, you don't get special treatment.

If we're playing with that game... WOMEN PLEASE PUT THE SEAT UP AFTER YOU USE THE TOILET!

stfcfanhazz · 2020-05-04T15:57:00+00:00

I'm a guy but I put the seat and lid down every time only because it makes the bathroom look tidier.

bip_bip_hooray · 2020-05-04T15:58:34+00:00

put the seat and lid down, every time. everyone has to be miserable and has to touch the toilet seat 100% of the time. it's the only way.

Rick-Dalton · 2020-05-04T16:26:09+00:00

Close everything completely. Why is this a debate

jarious · 2020-05-04T16:28:27+00:00

I pee on the floor of the showrr to avoid this

DMbrony · 2020-05-04T16:30:54+00:00

Never have i seen a woman putting the seat down. So fuck that

I-Have-Hollow-Bones · 2020-05-04T16:31:27+00:00

I thought it was just common courtesy to put it down.... is this a Texas thing

Despacito514 · 2020-05-04T18:42:08+00:00

If i see this once more ima commit woman in Saudi Arabia

K9YS · 2020-05-04T10:53:49+00:00

Ladies
Please raise the toilet seat up when you are done. Thanks.

theJAMO0 · 2020-05-04T07:15:41+00:00

Alternative response: leave a note saying that you’ll pee on the seats if they keep complaining lol

6969minus420420 · 2020-05-04T07:32:50+00:00

I mean... You should put the seat down. When you flush, shit and piss particles go all over the room otherwise.

no112358 · 2020-05-04T07:44:46+00:00

Im one of those men who is too lazy to stand and aim. I sit down and enjoy the piss or shit properly. The world laughs at me and I don't care. So the thing is always down, but there's no woman to nag anyway lol.

ripdabs · 2020-05-04T09:01:26+00:00

Do they fall in or something?? Look before you sit dummy! Lmao

autoeroticassfxation · 2020-05-04T09:46:06+00:00

I use the "you've got this" on women for all sorts of things now. My female flatmate locked herself out of her room after I told her that we don't have keys to the bedrooms. She demanded I come home from a concert immediately to sort it out. I told her "get a locksmith, you've got this!" I had to evict her the next day for taking something out of my room and lying about it. But it was so satisfying to use "you've got this" on her when she was trying to play the vulnerable victim.

T-Reddx · 2020-05-04T09:57:49+00:00

Holy shit, you fucking killed them, dude!

muchgreaterthanG_O_D · 2020-05-04T10:42:25+00:00

Until they start leaving the seat up why should I leave it down?

GoogleSmartToilet · 2020-05-04T13:31:31+00:00

Go one step further and ask the women to put the seat up after they are done using it so we don't pee on the seat.

bailaoban · 2020-05-04T13:57:21+00:00

Has any man ever complained about the toilet seat being up when he has to sit down to take a shit?

ElGato-TheCat · 2020-05-04T14:26:57+00:00

Just keep the seat at a 45 degree angle.

Jrodri777 · 2020-05-04T14:48:02+00:00

Fucking lift the seat up for me then bitch

Hexellent3r · 2020-05-04T14:54:18+00:00

I spent all my childhood wondering it and now I’m spending whole life wondering it, why is it always my job to put the seat down all the time? And whenever I don’t put it down I’m this rude terrible fucking ogre piece of shit, like, do woman not have that .5 seconds it takes to put the seat down? I mean like it’s not a big deal for me to complain about but they literally say gender equality in this post and there is no gender equality in it.

If you’re so strong and independent why don’t you lower your own seat Mrs independent?

DavitoDaCosta · 2020-05-04T06:53:49+00:00

It would be better without the double negative

Papachoc · 2020-05-04T07:46:45+00:00

They quickly learn to put the seat up if you start pissing on the seat but that way is alot more hassle, so try to not make it too obvious you're doing it on purpose.

Or you could put the lid down so no one wins but it's less gratifying, for sure.

SunsetCarcass · 2020-05-04T13:38:01+00:00

Is there a point in time when my dick flails about wildly like an out of control firehose? Until that time I'll just piss with the seat down.

Imaginary_Forever · 2020-05-04T08:05:06+00:00

What is this sub? Are you all mad that women sit when they piss? Are you all just mad at women in general? Posting stupid shit like this makes this sub look like the new incel subreddit.

Inquisitor_Luna · 2020-05-04T07:42:01+00:00

It's just putting the seat down, bro. Why do you gotta be such a fucking pussy about it?

Title	You got this!! never down
Author	jln63w4uuh
Upvotes	9242
Comments	337
Date	May 4, 2020 4:39 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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