How about no.

Suspicious-Leg-1407 · 2021-01-06T22:37:54+00:00

Well, that's a Pickme mating call.

lavandaedelicriso · 2021-01-06T21:26:53+00:00

I am flabbergasted at this point

weq1_ · 2021-01-06T21:58:49+00:00

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GoddessIxtab · 2021-01-06T21:32:49+00:00

OMG yes, where do we meet??/s

Seriously what did he think would happen?

Melbournegeek · 2021-01-06T23:05:48+00:00

I think I just lost iq points from reading that lol. Seriously, WTF did I just read?

2021-01-06T22:34:40+00:00

The male equivalent of onlyfans 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Delicious_Comfort000 · 2021-01-07T00:23:29+00:00

Because women clearly can’t enjoy a game for the sake of playing, they have to cheat (after paying in sex, of course) in order to win. Because only a man can win. At anything.

GoldandGlowing · 2021-01-07T00:56:33+00:00

Why are men...

that’s it. Just why are men?

ItsFreezen · 2021-01-07T01:30:20+00:00

"male expert" Now that's funny.

goforkels · 2021-01-06T22:42:43+00:00

HAHAHAHAHA

honestlyidkfr · 2021-01-07T02:24:55+00:00

ladies I’m a professional candy crusher, pls touch my pp

Fuckdoesithurt956 · 2021-01-06T21:47:52+00:00

What the fuck 🤣🤣

_Twixes_ · 2021-01-06T21:47:30+00:00

You could just as easily find a woman expert as well. Next.

IgetUsernameScraps · 2021-01-07T02:16:03+00:00

Imagine “expert at candy crush“ being your most promising attribute.

_tinyimp · 2021-01-06T21:55:59+00:00

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-01-07T02:56:08+00:00

Poor little man was beaten by a woman at Candy Crush so he has to lie himself that she got a man to cheat for her to preserve his shattered ego. Scrote fan fiction is hilarious! 📖

butterscotch_cherrie · 2021-01-06T22:48:48+00:00

Video game prostitution? good grief!

berned-out · 2021-01-07T02:10:04+00:00

ONE!.....or more

Ladies! FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT.

ferociouslycurious · 2021-01-07T03:41:36+00:00

WTF. I wouldn’t exchange sexual favors for anything.

honeybeeroll · 2021-01-07T05:21:45+00:00

What.....the fuck?? Candy crush isn't even HARD lmao that game knows when you're stuck on a level I swear, everytime I leave it and come back, I beat the level asap. The fuck is wrong with these freaks!? Wrangle these people up and keep them in a bunker and away from the internet

CatlovesMoca · 2021-01-07T04:43:20+00:00

Whaaaaaaaaaaaa???

CynicalSucculent · 2021-01-07T06:29:27+00:00

boy HUH

2021-01-07T10:49:23+00:00

"expert at candy crush" the fuck is there a candy crush college or something ? Who calls themself a candy crush expert lmao

2021-01-07T14:29:38+00:00

If he was attractive, he wouldn’t ask this. So he’s literally saying he’s fugly. Gross.

Title	How about no.
Author	chocolatelustpile
Upvotes	443
Comments	50
Date	January 6, 2021 9:25 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/krxl17/how_about_no/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/how-about-no.358812 https://theredarchive.com/post/358812

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