“I’m just missing my dead grandma”

Samvanderkamp123 · 2020-12-27T04:00:07+00:00

100% the script my cheating ex used on me.

Plus, “I know I don’t deserve you. My mother didn’t love me and I have intimacy issues and I have betrayed my own values blah blah blah.”

Pasdepromesses · 2020-12-27T07:28:14+00:00

‘There’s a darkness inside of me, nobody understands’.

Run girl. The two men that I dated who said that turned out to be extremely dangerous NVM and I gtfo within the first 6 months.

It won’t surprise me if they end up in the news killing their families after 10 years of marriage or something.

They’re telling you who they are, believe them.

Cognitivedecadence · 2020-12-27T03:07:57+00:00

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badbeert · 2020-12-27T03:34:44+00:00

Holy shit lmfao this is word for word my ex. Even the Viking part 😂😂😂

2020-12-27T11:54:34+00:00

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AnneJedonia · 2020-12-27T05:08:36+00:00

I literally got the grandma card like two days ago

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-12-27T04:28:36+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

sunologie · 2020-12-27T09:59:01+00:00

Why does every man do this lmfaooo like WORD FOR WORD

dollymyfolly · 2020-12-27T15:41:03+00:00

Why do they always whine about their exes moving on?? Hello? You didn’t commit of course she moved on?

umbralgarden · 2020-12-27T14:33:17+00:00

Lmao my ex told me his previous wife (who married and had a happy family soon after) cheated on him and that's why they divorced. Come to find out years later "cheating"was actually that he encouraged her to sleep with other men as his fetish and when she genuinely liked one of the guys (because women don't just fuck anything) he freaked out. Absolutely could not handle it and he considered it cheating. Dumbass.

Complete_Math9383 · 2020-12-27T02:33:33+00:00

Lmfao fr

SnooEagles9138 · 2020-12-27T13:04:38+00:00

Thats great, but it is missing the "I can´t read social cues, bc I have Aspergers/Autismn - diagnosed by me" trope.

RhiannonEmilia · 2020-12-27T17:36:05+00:00

The part Viking line... it’s ridiculous how many of us can relate to that 🤣

Agreeable_Square_563 · 2020-12-27T05:20:50+00:00

Jesus lol it's so real. My ex LVM always used his dad's death as a reason for his behavior.

justforfds · 2020-12-28T01:02:12+00:00

Yeah, a man I saw a few times warbled on from the outset about his first girlfriend cheating on him at 16 and breaking his heart. 40 years previously!

Apparently every one of his 3 ex wives was at fault for their marriages not working and nobody understood him or loved him, blah, blah, blah.

He was working hard to build an origin story so I'd feel like I had to be the one to make it up to him.

2020-12-29T09:47:52+00:00

LMAOOO IM WEAK I THOUGHT MY EX WAS THE ONLY ONE, turns out he’s basic as fuck 😂😂

ciciplum · 2020-12-28T14:07:21+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Title	“I’m just missing my dead grandma”
Author	iaintgonnacallyou
Upvotes	579
Comments	38
Date	December 27, 2020 2:22 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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