Like notify your girlfriend???

Ok_Satisfaction1911 · 2020-11-22T00:05:44+00:00

A casual matryoshka doll, Britney Spears perfume LOL. This is actually interesting though.. I would’ve swiped left on mirror selfie and no shirt alone, but it’s a fun little eye spy.

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-11-21T23:32:04+00:00

Ooooh. Is he just banking on nobody actlooking at the picture? Also - what's with guys always taking THE WORST selfies with tons of messy shit everywhere? Like yeah, you put no thought into this photo at all, sir.

hdost34 · 2020-11-21T23:31:00+00:00

The Britney Spears perfume lol...

MistressSelkie · 2020-11-22T03:48:20+00:00

The nesting doll and Britney Spears perfume make me think it’s more likely that these are his moms things and not a girlfriend.

Still a weird and telling choice for a photo though.

Squidwrd_Tortellini · 2020-11-21T23:51:44+00:00

"Let's find something fun to do" like hire someone to come clean your nasty bathroom?

MadamLeFay · 2020-11-21T23:34:10+00:00

help me, I don't know what I'm supposed to be seeing. Forgive me, I'm middle-aged!

giantscrewdriver · 2020-11-22T00:29:47+00:00

Lmao. Men are so clueless. One time many years ago, my cousin and I were shopping at Ross. She’s looking at bras and underwear. This random dude hovers around like he’s browsing and grabs one pair of undies off a rack. He asks her “hey what do you think of this, is this a good pair for a gift?” Or something like that (I was a few aisles over so hearing little but could see them). I can’t remember the details but basically he asked for her phone number at the end before she turned him down and he walked away. Real clever buddy 🤦🏽‍♀️

fireforestfairy · 2020-11-22T03:55:26+00:00

Lol at the title.

Also shirtless pics on OLD pretty much means he is a fuckboy.

enoughalready4me · 2020-11-22T04:44:22+00:00

It's like back in college, Art History professor puts up a slide (back when there were slide projectors) of an early Renaissance painting & we look for the symbols...

Only instead of decoding religious art, it's Out-the-Scrote. Actually more fun than college!

the_moocher80 · 2020-11-22T10:13:40+00:00

Any bathroom selfie’s are an automatic left swipe! No I don’t want to see you next to a toilet! Do you have intestinal issues?

2020-11-22T06:00:40+00:00

I remember a few years ago dating a guy and I looked at the shower gel in his bathroom. His daughters weren't old enough to be using it and I absolutely knew there was another woman. Some time later I looked at their fb profile and saw they had switched the pic to him and the other woman. The some time was like 2 weeks...I smell fish...

julienmanatee · 2020-11-22T04:57:02+00:00

This dude for sure sucks but let's not rule out that he may just be at his mom or sister's place which...idk doesn't make it worse but also doesn't make it better? Lol

hdost34 · 2020-11-22T18:16:37+00:00

A messy bathroom. Big turn on.

Title	Like notify your girlfriend???
Author	AnneJedonia
Upvotes	173
Comments	40
Date	November 21, 2020 11:27 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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